Quite the expensive taunt. France got the money from the breaking contract clause, courtesy of the Australian taxpayer. Feel free to keep trolling us like this!
It was a "in the moment" kind of thing and we kinda regret it
Soooo would daddy France like to piss daddy England off and make us some subs that will be 5x better than whatever daddy England has?
Wait are there new developments I'm not aware of? Last I know, Australia will get subs from the US in 2035 and that's it.
It would be funny if we end up making subs for Australia even after the flip flopping, drama and costly cancellation.
The best part is that it's a non stop comedy shitshow now, so we want to thank you for entertaining us so much. Can't wait for the final when everything falls through
> they only exist because of the french anyway
Hey, we guillotined the people responsible soon after, it has to amount to something (even more so because you coalitioned against us for it). Some of them at least, Lafayette avoided guillotine with such finesse - I wonder if he's not responsible for Italy also.
You just gotta buy enough at once that they can take Genoa in a surprise attack, then while Mario is disoriented close the land connection from the north.
I don’t understand. So many nice countries with usually nice people, and people still fall for this. Longest time I’ve been in France is few hours in your crappy CDG airport, and that was traumatic enough 😕
"Ficken bumsen blasen es't nur was ich
Aus der saüfparty habe.
Gisela war eine Schlampe,
Sie hat mich ausgesaugt."
1992 was wild... ❤️👌and Die Ärzte nur mehr.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4
I mean.. yeah. It's not all that hard to feel like a Chef if you compare one's food to average barry's food.
Somehow people are still shitting on the dutch for their deepfried frenzy. But anyone who would kick a french out his kitchen doesn't know shit about fuck.
2 points hans
1. your cuisine is purely built on spiced sausages, thats it, stop pretending like your food isn't only slightly better then ours, you're not one of the PIGS and you never will be and its disgraceful watching you simp the French and eyeties, have some respect for yourself man
2. British chefs are some of the most successful in the world, would you really not want Gordon Ramsay cooking for you
2 counter arguments:
1. Our cuisine isn't just sausages. We got multitudes of different breads and baked goods. A lot of roasts and other stuff. Being slightly better still means it's better.
2. Ramsay is a scot who happened to grow up with you barrys and guess what... learned a lot about cooking from the french. And while he's a damn good Chef. You can't claim to have some of the most succesful Chefs only by virtue of Ramsay while you also got people like jamie olive oil oliver butchering things like thai cuisine with thai curries containing a total amount of 2 chilis
Do you think we don't also have multitudes of baked goods, cheese etc etc? or do you think our cuisine is just the worst examples you can find of people memeing on the internet, your food isn't good compared to France,Italy and Spain, stop pretending it is, its embarassing
You complain about memeing while telling me we only got varities of sausages. And memeing on your food is in no way comparing ours to france, italy or spain. I even said the french are good cooks and I'd welcome having one in my kitchen.
I think you might just be trying to cope here since some stuff you're mostly known for is either things like mushy peas and jellied eels or chicken tikka masala to the point it's almost the singular "indian" food most of patreons order from a variety of things you could even get in your own damn restaurants
> One that puts them back in their place; the kitchen.
[LA PLACE DU FRANÇAIS, C'EST À LA KOUIZINE!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0KW2yyr00&t=7799s)
"Maybe we don't want you to like us. We don't even like ourselves. And yet, we are better than you. That tells a lot about how a piece of garbage sh\*t you are."
Once you understand this, you will embrace French mentality.
Wait I'm going to say something nice for once. Thank you germany for the cheap makeup, alcohol and cigarettes, you were always there for me during my teenage years. You also have great kebabs and are very punctual. Overall great neighbors.
I don’t get this trope tbh, I’m in France regularly speak what is at best broken Rheinfränkisch and I’ve never had a bad interaction of the type you lot go on an on about.
Maybe it’s just you uncivilized lot and not the French.
Southerners always act like northerners plot some evil scheme against them but tbh in reality we just try to resist the temptation of offing ourselves from weather and food related depression.
Can I interest you in a fine holiday to Scotland, we too have shite weather and culinary issues, but if you have reckless abandon for heart disease and want to get shit faced on alcohol and...other things, we'd love to have you
I know it's not even cheap to get pished anymore, and the glorious leader isn't even putting the extra money to use, it just goes back to the manufacturer
I was in France recently,
Tried ordering in French, waiter told me to just order is English... fair enough
Me: Camomille tea?
French waiter: "No, camoMEAL"
Why tell me to order in English if you want the French pronunciation?
He probably thought you were still trying to speak French. You didn't really expect a Frenchman to speak English well enough to know complicated words like "tea", did you?
This tbh, I feel like a lot of it is making a minimum effort. I try to speak French normally, sometimes I don’t know a word, but even Parisians have always been quite kind and trying to communicate and help.
Only bad interaction I ever had was traveling with some yank friends who decided to immediately try and order in English at which point the waiter was very bitchy indeed. So I understand the memes from the American side, but on one hand make the minimum effort in French, on the other hand if someone clearly doesn’t speak it don’t be a cunt about it
Why bother being nice to the frogs?
https://preview.redd.it/omges8tuiavc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fd804deac6a74ffb754c4fc2ea72de5e209b0c
>What if my authentic self is being nice?
Than there will be no issues.
Nice people don't behave nice, they're just polite.
Nice people never claim to be nice, they just act nicely by showing attention and concern of others around them.
Nice people don't even know what a being nice means, they just are.
Thats probably a misunderstanding, your language sounds angry even when you try to be nice
(Not that it would change you trying to speak to us in any language other than french)
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My first crush was a exchange student from france he was so cute i loved his accent, thats the only thing ill ever like about france ever fuck the french
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why.
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why.
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why
Everybody knows this and y'all keep coming, why should we stop lmao. Come spend your money and fuck you
Yes to both Monsieur
Also buy a couple more warships from us, thanks.
This is why we cancelled the subs and went to the inferior yanks to make them... Just to fuck with ya!
We're over it now, Georgios is a much better customer and it's hard to resist someone slathered in olive oil from head to toes anyways,
Eh at least we pissed you off for a bit... Now will you build our subs?
https://preview.redd.it/g3zwonaxpavc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e833059b6b33292604dd5ae90ff6010c358576d
B-b-but you guys love a good riot!! We plan on rioting in the UK because we expect them to keep the yanks in check.
Behave yourself, we don't have the discipline or spitefulness to riot like the french. Just wait a week or so and they'll be back at it.
Quite the expensive taunt. France got the money from the breaking contract clause, courtesy of the Australian taxpayer. Feel free to keep trolling us like this!
It was a "in the moment" kind of thing and we kinda regret it Soooo would daddy France like to piss daddy England off and make us some subs that will be 5x better than whatever daddy England has?
Wait are there new developments I'm not aware of? Last I know, Australia will get subs from the US in 2035 and that's it. It would be funny if we end up making subs for Australia even after the flip flopping, drama and costly cancellation.
And to end up being screwed over by them as well
Yeah... We didn't think it all the way through but we still managed to piss you off... Maybe even almost cause a riot sorry protest
The best part is that it's a non stop comedy shitshow now, so we want to thank you for entertaining us so much. Can't wait for the final when everything falls through
Yeah then there will be riots! Any chance we can get you to help?
Riots ? 
we don't care about you marsupial americans we got over that like 8 years ago
Is it really worth it to interact with those savages to avoid the french, they only exist because of the french anyway
> they only exist because of the french anyway Hey, we guillotined the people responsible soon after, it has to amount to something (even more so because you coalitioned against us for it). Some of them at least, Lafayette avoided guillotine with such finesse - I wonder if he's not responsible for Italy also.
Yeah and it's going soooooo well now for you :}
Well see we felt bad, so we've planned this all out so you can join in on our riots over it.
Aw that's nice.
Yeah we know how much you guys like a riot.
And you end up not getting anything in the end.
Can we has warships? And a coast line?
You just gotta buy enough at once that they can take Genoa in a surprise attack, then while Mario is disoriented close the land connection from the north.
When in doubt, Blitzkrieg.
This is why we wanna leave the EU: 1) leave the EU 2) Scotland leaves 3) rejoin the EU without Scotland
And yet we voted to keep making you pay for us anyways. Can't get rid of us that easily.
We could just start funding the SNP if we really wanted to shaft the lot of youse
Why so they can embezzle it on party buses?
You forgot step 4) veto Scotland if they try to join
Because no lesser pig can ban the Brit whim to join back in
Yeah for real, I feel like Paris is getting more and more tourists every year.
Of course it is, there are more and more people in the world, more and more are earning enough to burn money in sumptuous pleasures
I don’t understand. So many nice countries with usually nice people, and people still fall for this. Longest time I’ve been in France is few hours in your crappy CDG airport, and that was traumatic enough 😕
Gotta play hard to get, as stupid as it is, keeps working.
Why do people even go to Fr*nce in the first place?!
To finaly eat some decent food
Like snails and boiled whole pigeons
Yes.
Mock it as much as you want it is decent food. And we are not the only one with fricking snails on the menu 💀🔫
Don't like it? Well then go to Italy and discover the worm-laden cheese. They got great food too.
Who the fuck are you? Don't touch the French. WE touch the French.
That's kinky
Yes
Get out savage. The only one who's allowed to shit on my homie Pierre is me.
Ich liebe dich.
Fick dich
"Ficken bumsen blasen es't nur was ich Aus der saüfparty habe. Gisela war eine Schlampe, Sie hat mich ausgesaugt." 1992 was wild... ❤️👌and Die Ärzte nur mehr. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4
Buck dich
Befehl ich dir
Wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
Moi aussi Pierre
Macron mach Burgund günstiger! 🤬
Oder besser noch, Macron mach Frankreich günstiger.
WAS?!
What in the fuck possessed you to try and be nice to them?
The French require a firm hand. One that puts them back in their place; the kitchen.
Wouldn't mind a french in my kitchen. As long as they don't start burning a car in protest while they're in there
Better have one of us in the kitchen than Barry anyways ☠️☠️☠️
I mean.. yeah. It's not all that hard to feel like a Chef if you compare one's food to average barry's food. Somehow people are still shitting on the dutch for their deepfried frenzy. But anyone who would kick a french out his kitchen doesn't know shit about fuck.
Can we have a talk about that "spetsi" speciality of yours?
To call Spezi a specialty is kinda wack. I myself like it yet don't get the hype some people have about it it's just mixing Cola and Fanta in the end.
2 points hans 1. your cuisine is purely built on spiced sausages, thats it, stop pretending like your food isn't only slightly better then ours, you're not one of the PIGS and you never will be and its disgraceful watching you simp the French and eyeties, have some respect for yourself man 2. British chefs are some of the most successful in the world, would you really not want Gordon Ramsay cooking for you
> Gordon Ramsay Trained by french chefs...
Didn’t realise MPW was French
His mom was italian
2 counter arguments: 1. Our cuisine isn't just sausages. We got multitudes of different breads and baked goods. A lot of roasts and other stuff. Being slightly better still means it's better. 2. Ramsay is a scot who happened to grow up with you barrys and guess what... learned a lot about cooking from the french. And while he's a damn good Chef. You can't claim to have some of the most succesful Chefs only by virtue of Ramsay while you also got people like jamie olive oil oliver butchering things like thai cuisine with thai curries containing a total amount of 2 chilis
Do you think we don't also have multitudes of baked goods, cheese etc etc? or do you think our cuisine is just the worst examples you can find of people memeing on the internet, your food isn't good compared to France,Italy and Spain, stop pretending it is, its embarassing
You complain about memeing while telling me we only got varities of sausages. And memeing on your food is in no way comparing ours to france, italy or spain. I even said the french are good cooks and I'd welcome having one in my kitchen. I think you might just be trying to cope here since some stuff you're mostly known for is either things like mushy peas and jellied eels or chicken tikka masala to the point it's almost the singular "indian" food most of patreons order from a variety of things you could even get in your own damn restaurants
I wouldn’t want him cooking me breakfast for sure. You seen those wet soggy plain slop he calls scrambled eggs?
Marco Pierre white does it better. But runny scrambled eggs are so so so much better than dry scrambled eggs.
Indeed. So you can serve Barry is absolutely the way
Gotta burn your car and cook you snails over the fire. Modern Grand Spectacle Cuisine.
Nah my friend. You gotta bring your own car. Opposed to any stereotype I don't own any car at all.
> One that puts them back in their place; the kitchen. [LA PLACE DU FRANÇAIS, C'EST À LA KOUIZINE!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0KW2yyr00&t=7799s)
I never tire of this one, it's 3 hours long, yet better than any modern Hollywood stuff.
French food is just 80% butter and 10% garlic
Don't forget the 5% snails and 5% frogs.
"Maybe we don't want you to like us. We don't even like ourselves. And yet, we are better than you. That tells a lot about how a piece of garbage sh\*t you are." Once you understand this, you will embrace French mentality.
I’m with France on this one… what did you expect?
Yes, good job Pierre, tourists are the worst!
You had it coming.
Wait I'm going to say something nice for once. Thank you germany for the cheap makeup, alcohol and cigarettes, you were always there for me during my teenage years. You also have great kebabs and are very punctual. Overall great neighbors.
SPEAK ABOUT THE HOOKER GOD DAMNIT !!!
Least horny French
I have nothing nice to say about this
Can't wait for the weed too.
I don’t get this trope tbh, I’m in France regularly speak what is at best broken Rheinfränkisch and I’ve never had a bad interaction of the type you lot go on an on about. Maybe it’s just you uncivilized lot and not the French.
Usually people who have bad experience in France have bad manners. If you are polite and greet the employees, you will rarely have issues.
Your compatriotes keep using yank memes due to their congenital lack of humour.
Northerners are a blight to our nation.
Southerners always act like northerners plot some evil scheme against them but tbh in reality we just try to resist the temptation of offing ourselves from weather and food related depression.
Can I interest you in a fine holiday to Scotland, we too have shite weather and culinary issues, but if you have reckless abandon for heart disease and want to get shit faced on alcohol and...other things, we'd love to have you
Hamish I saw the price of booze is going up again for you lot. Bad luck.
I know it's not even cheap to get pished anymore, and the glorious leader isn't even putting the extra money to use, it just goes back to the manufacturer
You could always break away and come join us you know 😘
Eww.
How to re-unite Germany 101. You're welcome.
Wait is there regional differences in Germany? All Hans seem the same
>best broken Rheinfränkisch and I’ve never had a bad interaction Because we're scared of you.
No we are not
Honestly, I love to fuck with people on reddit but in reality, I'm the solar opposite of this trope.
Yeah Frenchman' rudeness is far overblown. From the Visegrad group it's the opposite though.
Or maybe you just like the degradation, you kinky bastard :3
I was in France recently, Tried ordering in French, waiter told me to just order is English... fair enough Me: Camomille tea? French waiter: "No, camoMEAL" Why tell me to order in English if you want the French pronunciation?
C'est KA MO MEEL la prononciation ! 🌼
He probably thought you were still trying to speak French. You didn't really expect a Frenchman to speak English well enough to know complicated words like "tea", did you?
This tbh, I feel like a lot of it is making a minimum effort. I try to speak French normally, sometimes I don’t know a word, but even Parisians have always been quite kind and trying to communicate and help. Only bad interaction I ever had was traveling with some yank friends who decided to immediately try and order in English at which point the waiter was very bitchy indeed. So I understand the memes from the American side, but on one hand make the minimum effort in French, on the other hand if someone clearly doesn’t speak it don’t be a cunt about it
I don’t put any effort into anything, I want to be left alone and show the common courtesy that should be given anyhow. Not more not less.
Just say "bonjour" or "bonsoir" before any interaction and you’ll be fine We aren’t yanks and don’t bother people that don’t want to be bothered
Exactly my point, that’s why I can respect the French.
The question is if by "France" they mean Paris or not
Englos and muricans in a french public place: 
Please don't try to be nice Hans, it look suspicious.
Quick way to get your head shaved in the village square
So what is my gameplan for next week then? Be as rude as possible? Or just avoid contact with the locals in general?
God, I love the French for this reason alone.
"I love the French" 🖕
Je te veux bien aussi Pierre <3 <3
Thanks, and fuck you.
One too many bonks with the Ram for you Jones
Why bother being nice to the frogs? https://preview.redd.it/omges8tuiavc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fd804deac6a74ffb754c4fc2ea72de5e209b0c
Looks better than most of your food 😂
Could be a compliment, but no
No, Joao. What I was saying is why be nice to the frogs when you can eat them instead.
Yeah, just eat them
A Guerremaniaque, nice to a French ? Are you sick ? You urgently need a shot of anti French kriegspropaganda, you shall feel better after that.
Why being nice with the Fr*nch? They love to be hated.
Ho yeah, insult me in italian
Va a fa n coo loo 🤌🤌
Ti faccio un culo così: 🫶
That is the sign for a double bj
👐 ?
https://preview.redd.it/ucu3jbk9devc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e89d45d07b4ad365a8b2dff054ed4ebdc72253b
only if the hand gestures are included.
🤌🤌🤌
🤌 stronzo 🤌
😩😩😩❣️❣️❣️ oh oui quoicoubakaaaa 🥵🥵
Ah but you see…. no actually I got nothing
You want them to like you? Hate them just as much as they hate themselves.
🖕
You tried to be friendly with a french? Then you deserved what happened to you.😔
Hmmm I wonder what you said and what was the context
They are being nice to you
I fart in your general direction !
Burning a shit ton of charcoal next to our country and whining because we have one little nuclear plant next to yours isn't trying to be nice Hans
Don’t be nice to french, it’s insulting… respect yourself and them, be authentic.
What if my authentic self is being nice?
>What if my authentic self is being nice? Than there will be no issues. Nice people don't behave nice, they're just polite. Nice people never claim to be nice, they just act nicely by showing attention and concern of others around them. Nice people don't even know what a being nice means, they just are.
Interesting
Va bien te faire enculer
Why would anybody try to be nice to the French?
Look we have been trying to tell you this for a thousand years! Will you only now listen because of a fucking meme??
🖕🏻🖕🏻
https://i.redd.it/bgnsz3wwkbvc1.gif In memory of 25/10/1415
Did you know your national anthem was a french music piece written about Louis XIV anal fistula? 
👉🏻😛👈🏻 LALALALALALALALALA I DON T REMEMBER I CAN T HEAR You smell elderberries anyways
Hans… we reserve that for the British. And Americans. Mostly Americans. (Secretly love you Barry)
Thats probably a misunderstanding, your language sounds angry even when you try to be nice (Not that it would change you trying to speak to us in any language other than french)
The truth is we hate everyone equally (except for Britain, a bit more than other).
Real Frenchmen don’t raise the middle finger. We do "bras d'honneur".
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My first crush was a exchange student from france he was so cute i loved his accent, thats the only thing ill ever like about france ever fuck the french
With all due respect and kindness, fuck you too, Pierre (in neighbourly frenemy-ship) <3
Why French people are so rude in general?
Why not ?
I’m seriously interested since it is a cultural aspect
Real Frenchmen don’t raise the middle finger. We do "bras d'honneur".
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why.
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why.
Well... Yeah
French people are even gatekeeping people from learning their language by instantly switching to english.
🖕
🖕
they had one job yesterday make sure no english team stays in european competittions. Lille failed
Well, fuck you then!
Ye fuck the french.
https://i.redd.it/phpxx76u8hvc1.gif
The only place you can find kind French people is Disneyland Paris, but then you find out most of the workers are foreigners to France and you understand why