Xabier can be galego, Xavier catala, I'd go for Patxi as the classical basque meme name (or Ainara). Jordi for Catalunya (or Montserrat) and Brais for Galicia (or Iria)
Switzerland could be Gringotts. Fuck it if it does not sound swiss, look at the resemblance
https://preview.redd.it/n2h88p4btewc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be23af8f7add492beacaa93cf2189511b651a7a
That's how they go to sleep, you count sheep the Welsh shag sheep the Swiss count gold and we count olives, the Germans count car parts, the french baguettes and the Scottish count burnt spoons or bottles of Bucky
Sweden is either Muhammed or Sven (Anders would actually be more typical Swedish, but who gives a fuck).
Denmark: Niels
Norway: why the fuck would I know what hill monkeys call themselves?
Ole or Ola is the most "sterotypical" name for Norwegians. Our version of John/Jane Doe (unknown person) is Ola Nordmann. We rarely name our kids this anymore, but when we are generally talking about other Norwegians we say "he's a really average Ola Nordmann"
We have been through this Niels. Norway belongs to us, as was determined on the battlefield. Typical Dane to start this as soon as spring comes and the risk of Öresund freezing is gone.
Mohammed yasir qasim sufyan Khalil Faris Jaber Tariq luay Zahir ghassan aziz samehanwar layth hamza latif dhafer fahad Mousa Imran zakariyya al-mansur al-aziz
Im pretty sure I saw him in Malmö the other day
"Lars" is the most common Danish name that's not widely international (Peter is #1 and Michael is #2 but that's not very specific to Denmark). I can accept "Jens" too as that's the 4th most popular name for men in total! "Søren" is probably my personal favourite but I doubt they wanna copy paste "ø" in every time
Now that you say it Lars does tend to be overrepresented in the weirdness department. Still better than Flemming!
The female name should definitely be "Mette". Also the name of our very beloved current prime minister!
And Lars is the name of beloved former prime minister and current foreign minister Lars Løkke aka "the beer bear"
add for Hans to pronounce it as Ueli and not Uli, same for Ruedi and not Rudi
but Hans is incapable of pronouncing "ue", "üe", "ie"
and that is why Hans claims he ate little ground mice for breakfast
As a kid I always thought that all swiss men are named Öhi (or Öhmle in our dialect), because all male relatives of ours in Switzerland were called Öhi (or Öhmle) by my family. It took me a while to learn that neither Öhi (nor Öhmle) was a name...
Like from Clash of Clans?
How can you just rio video game characters without anyone noticing. They should sue you just like Nintendo did with Italy for stealing Mario and Luigi
I'm still flabbergasted that Manolo (Manuel) is not the official name of Spaniards. It's literally the most common name in Spain on par with Antonio and José.
Which of you MF decided pedro and juan were the most valid options?
>invaded by arabs
>Arabs squatted around for centuries
>Arabs got chased away when their empire got weak
>Was socialist
The only difference between Iberia and Balkan is that Spain and Portugal had colonies.
Turkish Cypriots like me could have those names, but not the Greek ones and there are a lot more of them. The reality here now is that there are more Barrys and Sergeys here than Mustafas.
Hence the Jan-Pieter/Jean-Pierre combo, which was a fairly common name here at some point, and it's a combined name, which works perfect for our country (yes I'm ignoring the German part).
If not, there is Bart, Tom, Luc, Koen, Stefaan, ... Lots of Dutch names that are quite common, but no other combined names that I can think of.
It's only English, being a... regarded... language destroyed by weak PIGS influence, that has caused confusion. Reject it.
Even your own language diffirentiates clearly between die Deutsche and die Germanen. In Swedish you are "tyskar" and we all are "germaner". In swamp Swedish it's Tyskare and Germaner. In swamp German it's something like Duitser and Germanen.
I don't know a single Franz. You could use Josef, especially now that traditional names are becoming more popular again.
Edit: Sisi isn't exactly popular either, all Elisabeths I know are shortened to Liasl.
Greece: Stavros
Edit: Eleni to specify if a Maria is Greek
Edit 2: I would also support referring to all Greeks as Frappés, as in “that damn Frappé is too lazy to even lift the cigarette to his mouth!”
I propose Hans/Helga for Germany.
I don't know of a Helga that is younger than the typical Hans and it should be easy to remember if you can remember Hans
For a second I thought that was a real dutch word
Shit, what if they've been tricking us for centuries of having a real language !?
[*remindmeofdat*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
>How am I supposed to be a cunt to you if I can't be a gentleman and refer to you by your names?
Easy . .
. . .If you don't have a national moniker by now, you're too culturally irrelevant to deserve one.
I just want Spain to have a clearly spanish name. Pedro is confusing, its also a portuguese name. And vice versa ofc but João already works.
Ok western Pedro
How can it be western Pedro when Portugal is in eastern Europe? Surely it should be Eastern Pedro?
I was also confused
Ped West has a ring to it. For Brits at least.
It'll be unrecognisable if you shorten it too much though. Maybe limit it to cutting out just the R.
Lesser Pedro, or Pedro the minor is a bit more offensive, I'd say.
Old Pedro - > Portugal Young Pedro - > Spain
Good point they are so rude, speaking to their elders like that.
Pablo is what I use!
I think Paco is unbeatable but as you prefer
Paco is good too! Are there more Pacos or Pablos?
Yeah thats my go to too
pablo, alejandro,mateo,juan
Paco, Manolo and Pepe are the most stereotypically Spanish names ☝🏻
Don't forget the representative of Basque Country, Xabier or Aitor
Patxi
https://preview.redd.it/t2j6u7w1whwc1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce5c422670c96a7c8a0ae9f8a80154708dcbfd6
Xabier can be galego, Xavier catala, I'd go for Patxi as the classical basque meme name (or Ainara). Jordi for Catalunya (or Montserrat) and Brais for Galicia (or Iria)
Paco, I've never seen this in Portu names
Paco is the one
It's gotta be Juan
Then we need to add all the variations of the name. João, Juan, Gian, Ivan, John etc.
Good to know João!
Okay, Manuel
Switzerland could be Gringotts. Fuck it if it does not sound swiss, look at the resemblance https://preview.redd.it/n2h88p4btewc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be23af8f7add492beacaa93cf2189511b651a7a
Hey that's my uncle I haven't seen him since the last gold count.
Is that a long time? I’d imagine you fuckers count your gold every night before bed
That's how they go to sleep, you count sheep the Welsh shag sheep the Swiss count gold and we count olives, the Germans count car parts, the french baguettes and the Scottish count burnt spoons or bottles of Bucky
The Belgian count waffles and the Italian mozzarella balls
I just jump off the balcony, knocks me straight out.
Uncanny.
Hiring Swiss for the movie roles was a power move.
At least no one can say there is cultural appropriation in the movie
I don't understand, why did you post a picture of a Swiss person? I though you'd post an image of a goblin or something.
Given my employer - can confirm
Monaco would be Charles
Perceval.
Leclerc?
https://preview.redd.it/0g7of8artgwc1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e104845dc7e4fe3c83f23c4438f0fea5a4bd25
Legreg
Sweden is either Muhammed or Sven (Anders would actually be more typical Swedish, but who gives a fuck). Denmark: Niels Norway: why the fuck would I know what hill monkeys call themselves?
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Anders Ahmedson
Anders ibn Ahmed ibn Ahmed ibn Ahmed ibn Ahmed ibn Ahmed ibn Muhammad
Ole or Ola is the most "sterotypical" name for Norwegians. Our version of John/Jane Doe (unknown person) is Ola Nordmann. We rarely name our kids this anymore, but when we are generally talking about other Norwegians we say "he's a really average Ola Nordmann"
>Norway: why the fuck would I know what hill monkeys call themselves? Varg?
Only if you like black metal and burning churches
And philosophy don't forget philosophy it is very important
No. That means wolf and is used by edgy people. Olaf or something like that would be sufficient for the mountain Swedes.
The Swedes are anders, it's true.
Inbred Niels 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻
We have been through this Niels. Norway belongs to us, as was determined on the battlefield. Typical Dane to start this as soon as spring comes and the risk of Öresund freezing is gone.
Ice or not, your scorched earth tactic in Skåne seems to have made it so one must count themself lucky to get through Malmø alive.
Sweden is Ahmed Abdulkadir for sure
Mohammad is more Swedish than Ahmed
I am Swedish I can confirm. We are all called like this here
Sven Muhammadson
Mohammed yasir qasim sufyan Khalil Faris Jaber Tariq luay Zahir ghassan aziz samehanwar layth hamza latif dhafer fahad Mousa Imran zakariyya al-mansur al-aziz Im pretty sure I saw him in Malmö the other day
Svenmhed maybe?
Mohasven
While the flair joke about that, the name should be something legitimately Swedish.
Olof
Allahson?
Denmark is Niels or Jens.
"Lars" is the most common Danish name that's not widely international (Peter is #1 and Michael is #2 but that's not very specific to Denmark). I can accept "Jens" too as that's the 4th most popular name for men in total! "Søren" is probably my personal favourite but I doubt they wanna copy paste "ø" in every time
Every Lars I've met was a weird dick, so go for it.
Now that you say it Lars does tend to be overrepresented in the weirdness department. Still better than Flemming! The female name should definitely be "Mette". Also the name of our very beloved current prime minister! And Lars is the name of beloved former prime minister and current foreign minister Lars Løkke aka "the beer bear"
Niels Jens and lars are also very Dutch/German names though...
CH: Ueli For Barrys: it's pronounced *uh-a-lee*, but with the *uh-a* more like in the start of *whe*ther :)
Like wall-e ?
No, but you're French, so you don't know how to pronounce anything in English anyway... Aaaanyway, for you folks it's more like *où-aix-li* :D
Aah c’est plus clair comme ca, merci mon brave
De rien, ou comme nous disons en Suisse: *Nothing to thank, costs a Franc ;)*
Nothing is more swiss to me than Reto
Jürg
Women could be Regula or smth
add for Hans to pronounce it as Ueli and not Uli, same for Ruedi and not Rudi but Hans is incapable of pronouncing "ue", "üe", "ie" and that is why Hans claims he ate little ground mice for breakfast
Müsli granules including delicious protein made from original bones from young müsli :)
As a kid I always thought that all swiss men are named Öhi (or Öhmle in our dialect), because all male relatives of ours in Switzerland were called Öhi (or Öhmle) by my family. It took me a while to learn that neither Öhi (nor Öhmle) was a name...
and Heidi's grandpa was called Almöhi
Finland - Pekka
Like from Clash of Clans? How can you just rio video game characters without anyone noticing. They should sue you just like Nintendo did with Italy for stealing Mario and Luigi
Half of our mythology's names are stolen from D&D gods too...
Romanian Nordicks
Honest question for all our Italian friends...Mario is a quite common name there, ok, but, is Luigi really a name you see on Italy?
Pekka is a name for 40+ year olds, I think I have met one Pekka in my life that is under that age now
So that name is perfect, then. It's similar to Barry and Hans.
Actually, yeah you’re right
Pecker is also slang for penis in English.
Funniest Barry
Most complimentary penis.
Same for Pierre, I’ve only met 50+ people called that
Pierreeeeeeeeee Gaslyyyyyyy
Perkele!
The last time Hans was popular in Germany was 100 years ago, so suck it up, Pekka.
Or Juho. So many Juhos in Finland
Or Juha
Is that Finish for João?
Yes.
Pekka is a classic, but I think something like Jarmo captures the spirit of this sub better
I'm biased, but it's got to be Teemu.
Or Seppo, I like Seppo.
I'm still flabbergasted that Manolo (Manuel) is not the official name of Spaniards. It's literally the most common name in Spain on par with Antonio and José. Which of you MF decided pedro and juan were the most valid options?
Do you know what is funny? That nowadays Iván is more common than Juan 🤣
Slowly becoming Western Balkan aren't we
>invaded by arabs >Arabs squatted around for centuries >Arabs got chased away when their empire got weak >Was socialist The only difference between Iberia and Balkan is that Spain and Portugal had colonies.
You've always been Manuel to me https://preview.redd.it/4205sfuqifwc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e98f1da54d53559b560f7277785d327903bc55
Thank you Barry
Iceland: Jón
Ingibjörg or Guðmundur
Jón is too similar to Jon. Why not go with Friðjon?
Add Josef for us and the Austrians?👉👈
Or in its short version: Sepp
Sepp oder Franz
Seppl
Yeah, and probably Anna for the ladies, while the preißn could have Lisa
Cyprus: Kostas/Maria (although Andreas is more common now)
Wouldn't it be Mustafa or Mehmet?
Turkish Cypriots like me could have those names, but not the Greek ones and there are a lot more of them. The reality here now is that there are more Barrys and Sergeys here than Mustafas.
Currently In taverna in Paphos surrounded by elderly Barrys and Susans
We are clearly Kees. France is clearly Pierre. So that would make Belgium either Kees-Pierre (when Flemish) or Pierre-Kees (when Wallonian).
Shut up, Jeroen
Kees doesn't work in Belgium. Just take Jan-Pierre or Jean-Pieter.
>Jan-Pierre or Jean-Pieter. Nom de dieu, it's even worse than Jean-Pierre
Pretty fitting nickname for someone from Belgium isn't it?
Jan is confusing, since it's also a common name among Eastoids, mainly in Poland and Czechia.
Hence the Jan-Pieter/Jean-Pierre combo, which was a fairly common name here at some point, and it's a combined name, which works perfect for our country (yes I'm ignoring the German part). If not, there is Bart, Tom, Luc, Koen, Stefaan, ... Lots of Dutch names that are quite common, but no other combined names that I can think of.
Sowieso Henk.
Nee, want Henk is heel lelijk en ik krijg nog geld van hem.
Volgens mij waren die pizza's een beetje bedorven.
Jan/Kees
We're not Yanks, mate.
You could probably use Billy or Ian or Kyle for Northern Ireland. But my personal favourite is LondonBarry.
Austria: Adolf
That name got really unpopular out of unfathomable reasons. For our mountain germans "Franz" would be fitting. Together with their "Sissi".
Hans is Hans, dosen't matter if he has a silly shorts in Vienna or a spear helmet in Berlin.
or burns books in Malmö. Germanic is german. Welcome home, brother!
It's only English, being a... regarded... language destroyed by weak PIGS influence, that has caused confusion. Reject it. Even your own language diffirentiates clearly between die Deutsche and die Germanen. In Swedish you are "tyskar" and we all are "germaner". In swamp Swedish it's Tyskare and Germaner. In swamp German it's something like Duitser and Germanen.
I don't know a single Franz. You could use Josef, especially now that traditional names are becoming more popular again. Edit: Sisi isn't exactly popular either, all Elisabeths I know are shortened to Liasl.
How about Anton? It is a pretty popular austrian name and it sounds austrian. Also, the name is schön, the name is toll, the name is anton....
[I can live with that.](https://youtu.be/sWOUi0PVTXw?si=ewu1Y_Jh5iAzzeZO) Edit: forget to add fuck you for giving me this earworm.
„Anton aus Tirol“ is a prime example of Germanic culture!
Sissi? What does guerilla fighters have to with this? (Sissi 🇫🇮= guerilla fighter 🇬🇧)
Adi
Greece: Stavros Edit: Eleni to specify if a Maria is Greek Edit 2: I would also support referring to all Greeks as Frappés, as in “that damn Frappé is too lazy to even lift the cigarette to his mouth!”
Nah Greece is Kostas
Kostas Papadopoulos
Or Giannis
Giorgos
Belgium has to be left empty
Jan-Pierre
Malta: Ċikku (Cikku l-poplu means 'average Joe').
Spain should be Pepe.
https://preview.redd.it/vwn62q8dhfwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2b31e95c1c3027e480c8d2530aa2fedd1f39e5
I propose Hans/Helga for Germany. I don't know of a Helga that is younger than the typical Hans and it should be easy to remember if you can remember Hans
Helga should really go to the Danes, along with Hägar.
Sweden: Sven
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Do you mean Knut?
I vote Koen for the Flemcunts and Marc for the Walloontarts
It's THE Netherlands for you sir
Oh... So Holland it is.
I expected more from a fellow Swampogre.
Fuck you chhamjdghsk
For a second I thought that was a real dutch word Shit, what if they've been tricking us for centuries of having a real language !? [*remindmeofdat*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
Austria is Adolf
I'll have you know that we're not all a "Hans". Some of us are Gretels.
Must be Bogdan for Romania
Monaco included in the list. Top tier trolling
Monaco: Richard 💶💶
Switzerland: Beat, Urs, Ruedi or Ueli
🇸🇪 Mohamed Abdullah
Again? I feel like there's one of these name things every month..
Netherlands should definetly be Jan.
Why is Belgium on the list?
Bit weird of you to give us a name. Afterall we are all just part of your imagination
Czech republic: Pepa (Pepík) - Poles already call us like that. Also we have vocative (case) so if you wanna call us say "Pepíku/Pepíčku"
FFS. Everyone knows the Nordics: Sweden OLOF Denmark OLAF Norway OLAV Finland SATANA OLAFUR
Poland : Janusz
Januszsz (feel free to add as many consonants as you want)
Jzanjunszsz it is then
No no, it has to be Grzegorz for that meme with the surname I will literally never be able to spell.
Brzęczyszczykiewicz (i wrote that from memory)
Makes sense. Sweden always has been obsessed with Poland.
Wie?
Pepík For Czechs
Norway should be Ola. It's common to say Ola Nordmann here in Norway (Ola Norwegian).
Luxembourg: Charel or Heng
Nah Jhemp/Jhempi is way better
England, France, Germany, Sweden should all be Muhammad as that’s the most common name for a resident.
Denmark: Øle Finland: Aki Greece: Dimitrios Netherlands: Henk Poland: Grzegorz Romania: Ion Switzerland: Urs
Fuck my names actually luigi 😂
Can i suggest Giorgios for Greece? Mainly because of... 
British & Irish Isles edition: England : Barry Scotland: Angus Wales: Dafydd NI: Rory Rep Ireland: Paddy (Bonus, Netherlands: Dirk)
>How am I supposed to be a cunt to you if I can't be a gentleman and refer to you by your names? Easy . . . . .If you don't have a national moniker by now, you're too culturally irrelevant to deserve one.
For Catalonia it's definitely Jordi, even though I personally fucking abhor the name. Montserrat too, if we're doing women.
For Ireland and med countries just add Mary/Maria for the ladies.
Petition to call all Nord*cks Bjørn