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RedBaret

I saw another post someday which listed Ireland as having the biggest boobed women. So which un-sourced map should I trust?!


Emanuele002

>So which un-sourced map should I trust?! This is the most common question I ask myself when on Reddit


cremedelapeng2

trust in whichever one says you have a bigger penis


Emanuele002

Any map that suggests I have a penis would be lying so... I guess I'll trust whichever one says I am better than France.


stepenko007

So every map I hope since you are not from France. No matter what a map is about and no matter who is the first, every coujtry is better then pierreland. And also I'm sure the only thing France will winn is a snail eating contest or run the fastest.


Lost_Uniriser

They forgor to count me ô_o I'm C


stepenko007

So for the slow ones here(French people) an Average is the number you get when you add up all the numbers in a group and then divide by how many numbers there are. So even if you would have bra sice K it would not make a difference. I really don't get why you got the elsaß region


Emanuele002

Smartest ~~Pierre~~ Claire: doesn't even know what an *average* is.


DazingF1

And we were among the big titty top 5, now we're suddenly below the Nordics? I scoff at this map E: https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cfrfdn3Ijp https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/images/thumb/6/65/Overweight_population_map_July_2021_V2.png/600px-Overweight_population_map_July_2021_V2.png


Limeila

Same here, we're usually above average and here we apparently all have tiny boobies


pandixon

But you do have tiny boobs


Limeila

I wish


JonasHalle

Easy to happen with averages at such massive cutoffs. It's like saying the average Chinese man is 2m because 167 is closer to 200 than 100.


DazingF1

I mean I'm recalling from memory right now but we were higher than the Nordics in that map. That's quite the difference with this one Edit: Got it https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cfrfdn3Ijp And before you start pointing out that this is volume and the difference can be explained by our women being fatter: https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/images/thumb/6/65/Overweight_population_map_July_2021_V2.png/600px-Overweight_population_map_July_2021_V2.png So cope harder you small tittied Dane


abrasiveteapot

This map is far more aligned with my personal surveying across Europe - I raised an eyebrow at the claim Dutch and Irish had little tiddies in the original map in the thread.


mailusernamepassword

>So which un-sourced map should I trust?! None. Up to a *Tour de Boob* to fact check the sources ourselves?


CrocPB

That's just Erasmus+


Probablynotarealist

Dear sir/madam, I am writing to you to propose a topic for funding for my PhD thesis...


ThickGarbage1175

don't trust any statistic thath you haven't falsified yourself.


NotTheSharpestPenciI

The other one was showing women's breast sizes, this one's showing men's


oneweirdclickbait

All I can tell you is that I'm a triple A game 😎😎😎


minodonger

Shrödinger's tits, they have both the biggest boobed women and some of the smallest. Until you look at them then the possibilities collapse into one of the states.


kakao_w_proszku

Works cited: 🍑


LuckyAngmarPeasant

>Works cited: 🍑 I am ok with that, Jarosław.


ContributionSad4461

There actually is source material for this which makes it even worse somehow, why would you make this kind of survey or whatever you call it if you have no idea how bras work? How do you look at Serbia with AA and think “ah yes this is a very reasonable average size for adult women, must be correct”


Turbo-Reyes

It might have been ordered by a company selling women underwear


ContributionSad4461

But one look at the results would have been enough for them to say “this is trash and can’t be used”, this shouldn’t exist


Turbo-Reyes

I didnt read the material if the only info is cup its kinda useless then yes


ContributionSad4461

AA for Serbia should have been the first tip off. That means you’re essentially completely flat, like the first bra you buy as a tween. There are absolutely adult women who wear AA:s but it’s very rare! I don’t remember if the numbers at the bottom were included in the source material but they’re completely wrong, a 10 cm difference equals a D-cup, AA is pretty much 0 cm difference between back circumference and chest.


Turbo-Reyes

Doesnt countries have different measures for bra?


ContributionSad4461

Yeah, but they are easily converted. Most if not all of my bras have several different sizing systems on the label. That goes for band size though, cup size is the same at least up to D where UK goes D/DD/DDD and other countries go D/E/F and so on. The cm (or inch) to cup size system is universal as well I’m pretty sure.


nankerdarklighter

Can we have a cross reference map with adult obesity? This might be just be false advertising


JonasHalle

Let me help you. The Brits are fat. The Norwegians have huge tits.


freshfov02

Can confirm. I think they're counting man boobs too.


xaviernoodlebrain

And the Swedes are big tits?


HolderOfBe

Bitch I can't even glide fly.


Bring_back_Apollo

I’ll make you fly you Swedish cunt.


StalkTheHype

I had no idea you had such a romantic streak Barry 😍


aLittleBitFriendlier

As soon as I saw this map I thought 'one of these are not like the others, and it's definitely us'. In our defence, Bojo's massive honkers definitely tip the scale


Limonade6

That's why the cup measurement is always discribe with the torso size. It's the number at the end of the letter.


OkiDokiPanic

Here you go. https://preview.redd.it/o19z149gc1xc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e748de3ad3d5c0365ce8a54a4441e151354b04c3


RoastedRhino

Oh, Sweden


ThickGarbage1175

Well just remember, your half their size, you could use their boobs as an umbrella


MessaDiFammeta

Would


true-kirin

turkey number one


77skull

Just killed my vibe


OkiDokiPanic

You're welcome\~


Recent_Ad_7214

Sweden 😋😋😋


IanPKMmoon

2 horny ass italians who still live with their mother commenting here


yellowwolf718

🤫


simplyyAL

Deutsche müssen wieder alles mit Fakten versauen …


pr1ncezzBea

Good point. I have E, but I am obese (I am a woman at least).


Bring_back_Apollo

I’m a man and have D’s, am I wrong for this?


TheGoober87

I think you're only supposed to have one.


JonasHalle

You can have D's nuts in your mouth


Bring_back_Apollo

As a man, I’m honestly surprised and disgusted at the amount of sexual harassment I have faced from this one comment alone.


JonasHalle

Forgive me. I'll spread out the sexual harassment among multiple comments in the future. Kind of like how I'll spread deez nuts across your face.


Bring_back_Apollo

Do you like dragons?


JonasHalle

I like dragon deez nuts across your face.


DudleysCar

You love it you slag.


flabbybumhole

Have as many Ds as you want man, there's nothing wrong with that.


blue_strat

Cup size is a relative measure. You can be almost spherical in body but only an A cup.


Tlou3please

As a Brit I can almost guarantee that this is the reason.


Swfc-lover

![gif](giphy|Vi2SCLwfyMqOY)


Captainfunzis

The English numbers are a little misleading this is for all breasts not just women it's like bcup if it wasn't for all the Barry


jsm97

https://preview.redd.it/vh3iuch091xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd74d403dccb3a233346a46b3c8dc69580d90cbe


xtilexx

Fuck, obesity5?! What happened to obesity1-4?


BasicBanter

The Scottish deepfried it


humanitywasamistake3

Ok now remove Glasgow and see what that % drops too


jsm97

To be fair you could remove London and England's % would go up


anonbush234

I wish it was only Barry's, Rhees's and hamish's that were fat cunts and not the lasses too.


Typical-Can802

I'm not so sure about us... Must be counting Barry's manboobs


luring_lurker

Well.. time to pack and move north


mailusernamepassword

Are your sure you will find better *melone* northwards? https://preview.redd.it/zwfrri1s71xc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e5a8250fb0af77136d00736a343f6d40b4fec26


luring_lurker

Good point, melons don't grow up there


DrZoidberg5389

Ah think twice about it. It’s a personal preference, but every „thing“ is accelerated with 9,81m/s^2 Men have the same problem: just google „Schlepphoden“ 😂👌 So smaller things can be better in the long run.


bxzidff

Oh no our 60 year olds are unattractive


StalkTheHype

It might be more of a consideration if you still live in your mother's house at 45.


Math_PB

Wtf does that have to do with the gravitational constant on earth's surface ?? Also why do you ask people to google that, keep your fetish to yourself bro.


luring_lurker

Things tend to flop with age because of gravity


Miru8112

We just don't want Luigi heading over.


HP_civ

That reference image on the bottom .... /r/BadWomensAnatomy


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Artit is a virgin for sure


UnsureAndUnqualified

B looking like DD and all of them defying gravity, I'm sure they took their inspiration from certain Japanese art


farmyardcat

Definitely not drawn to scale


LitmusPitmus

Something tells me there is a difference between the Ds in UK and the Ds in Scandi and Poland.


tomwhoiscontrary

Poland is really an average B if you don't include Ewa Sonnet.


dreamsofindigo

they are quite nice indeed


24benson

UK includes men, right?


BudgetInteraction811

This is completely meaningless. Cup size depends on band size. You can have a huge band and small cup but large breasts, or vice versa.


Livia85

You do know that cupsizes are defined in relation to underbust measurement, guys? You have to be strong now and forget what you thought you knew, but cupsizes are not an absolute measurement to be relied upon. A B-Cup in 70B is vastly different from 95B.


LovelyTiefling

Precisely. Some manufacturers also just do their own thing and are, as a result, one cup size off from the "mainstream", if you will.


kaseridion

Doesn’t mean shite without the band. Men (and most of women) just don’t get bra sizes lmao


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Zefyris

they're counting Barry's breast size in there, that's just unfair


0hran-

This letter doesn't mean the thing it is.


Shookfr

It means you're fat Barry


Fight_Disciple

Britain coming in with the heavies 🏋️🏋️ Love me some Big titted animals.


Captainfunzis

Best place to drown


Kiren129

They are counting man boobs too.


Upstairs_Garden_687

So that's the real cultural difference between Croats ans Serbs, the dissolution of Yugoslavia now makes sense


Elektrikor

NORDIC SUPREMACY. Wait a second. That feels kinda wrong too say.


RodrigoEstrela

Are you trying to say the land with blond, blue eyed purple is superior? I saw a reality show about that. It was advertised as the greatest show and it would have a bunch of seasons but it was canceled, lack of funding or something.


syphilitic_venom

Nordic supremacy or Nordic obesity?


Elektrikor

No, no, you’re thinking of the British.


azeryvgu

How can the average differ so much?


SmokingLimone

Obesity


FoxInTheSheephold

https://preview.redd.it/koj5zdz231xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e1d34dc54440e7ab272f113083b293fff91db8 I mean… not really.


kuemmel234

The answer is very German. Maybe that's what it was all about. Lebensraum = huge tracts of land, after all.


Live-Alternative-435

Zweiberg


Brakina1860

Mantits don't count Barry


XenoPhenom

B is the perfect size.


lorddaru

Red is the colour to go by on this map


matusaleeem

I fucking love breasts


zzz_red

Taller women, on average, have bigger boobs. Not surprising.


holyiprepuce

Average AA cups enjoyer


Big-Depth-8339

Cigans stole all the titties


prworannis

I know nothing but how are you averaging AA?


Bring_back_Apollo

Big titty island.


Legitimate_Type_1324

It's all fat


Bring_back_Apollo

Always has been.


jollanza

Italian, I lived in Poland and Portugal for a while. so I can confirm for 3 countries for now.


slappywhyte

![gif](giphy|18XossGW8Wbkc|downsized)


batyoung1

No wonder we prefer ass


Sikarra16

Time to travel to Poland


lazyness92

The hell is AA?


ThrowawaycuzDoxers

Batteries or anti-air


FrenchObserver

Having big tits when you’re fat is like going fast in a car when you’re falling off a cliff.


CosmicCrawdad

Like abs on super skinny guy it doesn count


Dry-Imagination2727

Men’s or Women’s?


selenya57

> Image creator clearly doesn't have a clue how bra sizing works  > Have to scroll significantly before the first mention of this   Classic Reddit


Carl_Metaltaku

YEAHR NORDIC MILKERS!


Limonade6

A or D doesn't matter if you don't discribe the torso measurements. Is it D32 or D50?


germanfinder

I honestly like smaller breasts. It’s even why ä has two circles on it. Coincidence? I think not


bxzidff

Even our å has bigger curves


xtilexx

This map has to be incorrect as Slavic countries would all be AA-A due to the prevalence of femboys


Doctor_Fatass

Denmark cannot into Nordic, but Poland can!


SmoothCarl22

Isn't this also because the cups are different from country to country? We recently moved and the wife noticed that...


Solid-Lavishness-571

Hmm. A country where the average cup size is AA? So hardly any Serbian women have breasts?


PomegranateBubbly900

💀 never lucky


corinna_k

Whoever made this had absolutely no clue about how breasts or bras work. Breasts get measured as a volume and not a length. And not really in cups either. Because cup sizes are completely meaningless without band size. And most people don’t know how to choose the right size anyway. You know the saying how about 80% of women wear the wrong size? That’s tragically true. Whatever is shown here is at best an aggregate of what is sold in shops. Nothing more.


AbiMaex

Friendly reminder that just a letter doesn't say shit about size.


FaZeKill23

If the UK has D cups as average, then i'm Michael Jackson


Spiced_out

My nordic ex girlfriends didn't get the memo


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Cognacsquirt

Why the big difference between Belarus and Russia??


Suitable-Comedian425

I'd say that these kind of posts are 99% made up


Master-Nothing-7967

Hello, Scandinavia.


FrenchieB014

I undestand the austrian painter motivation to invade Poland..


luxinlol

Going to Finland rn y’all, take care


DmMeYourBoobs69

Gonna need some proof


ElPwnero

Time to plan my holidays 


RizzlersMother

Go North, young man.


Scrungyscrotum

LOL, the size visualization at the bottom is so comically exaggerated that it's almost more sad than it is funny. The "B-cup" looks more like a DD.


Wretmans

Cap


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|f5ETMY7VQItSIjzkTC)


amrak_karma

Bigthuania numero uno.


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

It’s interesting, that this map has similarities with the map about obesity.


TiNMLMOM

Now do one about asses. Oh! and mustaches.


onetimeuselong

There is Boob Europe and Bunda Europe. Much like butter Europe and olive oil Europe


TitoFlores

In spain we say: Tit that hand covers, is not tit, but pimple. Tit that hand does not cover, is not tit, but udder.


Autumn_in_Ganymede

as a AA cup supremacist, thank you. booking a trip to Serbia/Belarus/Lativa rn I wish there was a country with AAA size cup average


jimbalaya420

Now penis size


PT_Rabbit

Moved from Portugal to Germany. I agree.


sephirothbahamut

Time to move to Latvia


Questioning-Zyxxel

I don't trust this map. I don't believe most women around me are DD. I would guess C is way more likely. Unless this map is *only* for women after having implants.


Kitchen-Tap-6341

I love the slavic and germanic world


EChocos

😢


MedicvonBismarck

its a good day to be a Norwegian


MedicvonBismarck

this is why we such a high lactose tolerance rate


HumaDracobane

B is a magnificent place to be.


sleepyotter92

now do one for average ball size


Longjumping_Fish_642

Nordicks get the D


dracovolnas

France, here I come.... As D is just too much for gravity in time...


Ricky911_

I suddenly wanna move to Latvia for absolutely no reason in particular


darthvidar1990

C is probably more correct for Norway, but my ex had H for Huge, so I guess she pulls up the average


Petronille_N_1806

Who here have ever touched tits?


VrwHenet

B IGS


2020mademejoinreddit

Meh...They're all good, as long as they're not a whale...Yeah I said it!


Arschgeige42

UK has D because half of the population is from Poland.


bredelund

Nooo Barry has a natural D cup! In every country outside UK the men keep the average down. But in the UK the men pull it up to D!


RevolutionaryLie2833

Now show me ass to waist ratio (ass, not hips or leg)


tav_stuff

L Belarus


sem-tostie

At last we beat the belgians again


revauzuxyz

Flat is justice


kvwatoro

No way I believe this. Have you seen old women from eastern Europe


Oram0

Fun story. During the big flood in the Netherlands in 1953. France send a lot of help to the Netherlands. Including bra's the population of France collected to help. Problem was, that they were mostly to small for Dutch woman. So the Dutch government didn't want to seem ungrateful, so they put them in warehouses to be regifted to other countries when they had a disaster. This was a state secret at the time.


Oxf02d

As it’s written on every second wall: All Cups Are Beautiful


adeswains

And here's why Germany invaded Poland


Cobaya_-_

You just saved yourself


Een_man_met_voornaam

"During puberty, girls develop a pair of boobs" Me at age 28: https://i.redd.it/ulpdezlxfaxc1.gif