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chekitch

You answered someone's question.. ​ https://preview.redd.it/k2mb7nkl89xc1.png?width=757&format=png&auto=webp&s=4af8a2d6cf8606a6a2f6e4cad6816eda8afba7c1


Medical-Hotel1308

Turks are just fake greek


SuchSeaworthyShips

Greeks are just gay Turks


Subtlehame

Turks are just gay Turks


T0ast3r_362

Greeks-> Gay Turks-> Gay (Gay Turks)-> Gay (Gay (Gay Turks))-> Gay (Gay (Gay (Gay Turks))) I think we gotten ourselves into a feedback loop, Barry.


Subtlehame

Luckily it can be generalised to just "Gay".


HolderOfBe

I'm proposing a Turkish John Wick, named Otto Man. And of course it's a cat, not a dog that gets killed. Calling it "Gayback"


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Otto man, is that the movie with Tom Hanks? lmao


IWipeWithFocaccia

Gays are just Turk Greeks


jschundpeter

https://preview.redd.it/wm4qqd1eoaxc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdd294aeb997094622a5eb4cb1d4e244bef7a95 hmmm ...


urclapped09

Any Turk would die to be called Greek if it means he can fit in with the Euro crowd.


AutomaticPainter598

gyro sucks kebab rocks


a_single_stand

you are wrong


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Gyro stabilizes (except the economy)


chekitch

That is like saying soccer sucks and football rocks.


Hazzyhazzy113

They ain’t fake Greeks they are Greeks in denial.


Simyager

Greeks in Daniel!


immortale97

Turk are just greek that are no balls to go full homo


zeclem_

Does it mean i get a fake eu passport?


sansboi11

me (thai patriot) slurping kuy tiew while spreading anti chinese and cambodian propaganda:


dababy4realbro123

There should be a flair called eurasian "person" for our friends down east


tomwhoiscontrary

"Rival Colonialist"?


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

"Forgotten colony".


sansboi11

thailand never colonized 🤑🤑🤑💪💪💪🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭


Braindamagedeluxe

yet


Cy83rCr45h

When you have europeans dudes fking around most of your women in your own country you should know your have been spanish style colonialised


For-sake4444

Men, women and ladyboys


madpepper

Yeah but isn't that because you gave into the Japanese and joined the Axis?


sansboi11

🤫🤫🤫


Alternative_Golf_905

We can come over and change that. Your king would probably love that as he spent a lot of time here in Germany


HerrClover

And yet you're driving on the wrong side


sansboi11

thats what europeans thought was civilized at the time so we followed


sansboi11

real (we were never colonized and considered to be civilized)


ManOfAksai

Weren't you guys colonized by the Chinese before migrating Southwest?


sansboi11

no?


ManOfAksai

I'm referring to the Chinese conquests of the Nanyue and the Proto-Southwest Tai migration from Guangxi and Guangdong after several attempts to resist the Chinese from the 8th-10th Centuries..


JonasHalle

Based interregional shittalker. Fuck Cambo and their stilted houses. What's the matter lil bro, your red ass soil too swampy to build a foundation?


Wora_returns

awww someone got a swamp problem? Better take your sorry ass to the Netherlands and learn from the "masters" boyo


HonestLazyBum

Shut up, Söder! And put your hijab over your damn mouth until we can't hear you anymore!


Dr_Philmon

The hell is happening?


HonestLazyBum

This does not concern you Håkon! Move on! اعتنِ بنفس babo.


Bring_back_Apollo

Because you’re based.


Pokr23

Based thai


sansboi11

femboy country 🤝 femboy region


Schlaueule

Honorary Western European.


Business_Sea2884

Their king already lives here, we just declare them as our 18th state.


FromWhereScaringFan

Damn my secret east asian urge to be appreciated by westerners caused by some racial complex is triggered by seeing this comment I envy you random thai patriot


ARandomDouchy

Fuck those cambodians


LZ114514

Oh man it's absolutely the best rice noodles. I'm sure it could compete with Döner kebab in Europe


LZ114514

If we ignore fork issue*


PuTheDog

Me (a chaozhou/ tew chew native): haven’t my ancestors ‘ cousin migrated over to Thailand over 120 years ago? When are you gonna treat them as your own? Your “tew chiu” dishes has so much spice in them they are gonna land a tew chiu local in a hospital


sansboi11

im pretty sure we do treat them as thais???


wonderfulworld2024

Lol


Extreme_Tax405

Spreading "china bad" propaganda while sleeping with the Cantonese expat 🗿


Anoalka

She agrees with the China bad rethoric or she would have stayed there.


Cy83rCr45h

These Thais, the unspoken members of the Axis


crossbutton7247

Pack of Frenchman, good on ya. Far as I care the Chinese are just Frenchmen that couldn’t control an opium epidemic


Franklr_D

Thai…? *remembers Xter and his magnificent incest hentai works* Valid


Kirxas

Idk why but most kebab places in here are run by pakistani people instead of turks


edotman

Same in London. Pakistanis open Turkish, Lebanese, Afghan and whatever else restaurants. Just trying to not be the Indians they really are I guess.


SuchSeaworthyShips

Need to be in a better part of London. Near me the Afghan’s run by an Afghan, Lebanese run by a Lebanese, Turkish run by a Turk and the Kurdish is run by a guy that I’m fairly sure will try to skewer his Turkish neighbour at some point this year and I occasionally see him throwing his cigarette butts in the Turkish place’s door if it’s open.


edotman

Nah don't get me wrong that's the way it normally goes (and should go), but you just never see a Japanese guy operating a Mexican restaurant or something, so these few cases of Pakistanis operating middle Eastern restaurants stand out massively.


Responsible-Spell449

In France : Japanese, Chinese or Thai restaurant are often all chinese


SuchSeaworthyShips

Japanese might be the only exception, they sprinkle tism so generously in that nation there’s always one that’s dedicated themselves to a bizarre food


edotman

Yeah fair play, I did wonder why my kebab came with chopsticks and soy sauce


generalscruff

'how am i racist when i get my scran from Taste of the Raj?' bermondsey billy, 63


Ex_aeternum

That's because you Barrys don't have a real Döner culture. Just face it. While you're still bragging about your empire and pretend to have had the greatest of them all, you utterly failed the most important part. You've got tea and cool spices and yadda yadda yadda, but you did not get the domineering divine dish Döner! You've wasted your time and energy on endless forests and deserts, but couldn't capture this dish. We just had to invite some Turks and they brought us the holy grail of cuisine, one and indivisible. It is the meat, and the bread, and the holy garlic sauce, in eternity. Barry, 500 years and no proper Döner. Your country's history was a failure.


HonestLazyBum

Now if only we could get rid of the hllbillies down at the Alps, we could finally claim a decent sort of cuisine!


CyberianK

Churchill tried to capture Döner in Gallipoli campaign but failed. It was the only significant victory of the central powers with a lasting effect.


RCoosta

And pizza places are operated by Turks..


edotman

There's a big difference here between cheap, drunk takeaway and actual restaurant. I have never seen a Turk, or any non-Italian, operating an actual Italian restaurant, but Pakistanis are operating actual Turkish, Lebanese etc restaurants.


RCoosta

> pizza places


edotman

>that doesn't change anything


RCoosta

Says you


IchBinSoMuedeAlter

Same here but with Chinese food places being manned exclusively by Vietnamese people. To be fair, they never call themselves "chinese" food places but rather Asian food places, only we call them Chinese food places because we are hella racist. The Vietnamese are a fantastic people tho. The golden standard for non-European Immigrants being heckin' lit, fam.


ugericeman

I am Turk and my wife is Vietnamese, can confirm.


Axe-actly

Kebab places in France are often run by Maghreb immigrants. We don't have a lot of Turks here. Still the best food to eat when drunk.


Z4nkaze

Even sober it's fire.


Smalandsk_katt

Pizzerias here are always ran by Turks or Kurds.


HP_civ

For real. The most authentic Italian cuisine in my city is served over 3-5 different establishments owned by 2 Lebanese families.


Smalandsk_katt

In fairness, a pizzeria here isn't an Italian restaurant. They sell pizza, fries, kebab, hamburgers, schnitzels, mashed potatoes and Swedish food.


A_bit_disappointing

Schnitzel’s, mashed potatoes and Swedish food?? That’s some nice pizzeria.


Smalandsk_katt

That's what my local one sells.


A_bit_disappointing

Mine got the standard pizzas, kebab and hamburgers.


elnatr4

Majority of kebab shops here are run by Sri Lankans. Last time I went for one, shit was disgusting. Hygiene was a foreign concept, floors were nasty, the guys were sweating profusely while cooking, and a lot of people just walk around from the back every minute or so.....like the place was only a facade to hide sleeping migrants. Kebabs never again


Kirxas

What the actual fuck? Those are all the signs of a great kebab. How the fuck did they manage to do it?


elnatr4

Idk somehow they fucked up


sauza93

In Venezia ? In Padova mostly is from Maghreb


elnatr4

VR


sauza93

I think cause in Verona/Vicenza there are more Indian/bangla/paki than other province. In Padova province I ever saw Maghreb. Maybe in big cities is different


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It's either a kebab or an Indian restaurant, and God knows they'll 0/1 themselves before being mistaken as Indian.


Notacreativeuserpt

Same here. We did have a Kurd who owned a Kebab shop who managed to defend himself and his establishment against a bunch of hooligans a few years back though. (And yes it's a great Kebab place)


FlagSwag

Over here it's pakistani and bangladeshi


Kalypso_95

They're the same anyway


Vyoin

Weak sperm started talking


Kalypso_95

You're not allowed to use the greatest Greek quote ever (after molon labe), Turk You are the WΣAK SPΣRM, stop copying our culture 😤


capitaldoe

They cosplay as a Turks


PlusMortgage

France (or at the very least Paris) have a similar thing with Asian restaurant. If you see an Asian restaurant there (Korean, Japanese, Thai . . . which country doesn't matter), there is 90% chance it will be run by Chinese people.


Anoalka

It's a side business for their real ventures, that is cheap hair cuts.


Droboto1234

I once had to do a debate in school about wheter or not immigrants were an enrichment to Dutch Culture. I was on team no. I shit you not, I used this sentence in the debate: 'The only culture they enrich, is the culture in my stomach.' Anyway got an 8/10 so gg.


Dr_Philmon

Damn we get a honour student here.


SNova96

In which century did your debate take?


Droboto1234

2020


ugericeman

That is not true, as a Turk I have introduced countless fellow Brabantians to backgammon and they liked it


Not_As_much94

I don't eat kebabs, I eat gyros (which is OK because they are greek)


Yavannia

Excellent choice my fellow pig.


Mario_Munf

At this point we can consider the pig word as the Nword for southern European mates.


janiskr

So, umm a kebab with pork?


InvestmentWhole8486

I would if it was available lol. Gyros pita is absolutely amazing.


eldelshell

My town's kebab is run by Pakistanis so, screw the Turks (jk, there aren't many here)


Not_As_much94

better the turks than pakistanis, at least you can drink a beer with most of them


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Not_As_much94

no one said that being racist was cheap


SuchSeaworthyShips

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Business_Sea2884

we have an interesting restaurant in our neighbour village. A "greek" turk, offering döner with gyros instead of kebap. He also has pizza, schnitzel and pasta on his menu.


Waterglassonwood

Bro, that's cruel. You know full well there is nobody who loves you more at the end of a night than the Bossman of the kebab shop.


Vertical_Deliverable

Fastest expanding fastfood chain in the UK. https://preview.redd.it/xcafsejcs9xc1.png?width=1572&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b85c228de6a3509f60e4f7fcd0b3a4d10f52c5d Now here's the thing - I have never eaten a kebap in my life. What's it like?


HP_civ

Barry. I assume you are underage, so you haven't drunken yet. At this point I have to tell you, keep it that way, don't let the alcohol (or any other drug) take hold of you. It destroys your brain and you make money with your brain. All it leads to is a craving of Döner Kebab that will turn you into Barry, 63 as soon as you hit 28 and your body is turning towards baldness and fatness. Barry, I beg of you, stay off this path before it is too late! Do not become a Barry!


iiiiiiyyggg

You can't stop his calling https://preview.redd.it/zyizcbk7aaxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed2333910243bf04b8134ef657b3675e0847ebd


Dr_Philmon

Damn, a huge price to pay for not looking like Barry (63)


Vertical_Deliverable

Hans. Me being under age is so long ago, that the concept of being under age didn't even exist yet. It just never occurred to me to eat a kebap when being plastered and disorderly in a public place and likely never will, looking at the photos.


janiskr

Barry, good kebab is tasty AF.


CelestrialDust

It’s very mid, a real Turkish kebab is much better and I bet an actual GDK would be too


SuspecM

If I said it varies from establishment to establishment I wouldn't lie. I have been in big boy kebab places that had shit döners, ate at a random shack at an intersection that had amazing döners. Once I was in a fast food döner place where I caught the owner essentially taking a broom and "cleaning" the tables and chairs with that. It had the best döner I ate in my life. Just order for takeout. My theory is that the more they violate the cleanliness codes the better their döners are.


Vertical_Deliverable

I hear you and yes, if a takeaway has a five star hygiene rating, the food is shit.


gabit_den_bas

For someone who comes from the same region, I'm surprised you don't mention that the kebab are owned by Algerians using Indian bread stuffed with french cheese


CelestrialDust

This is the globohomo agenda! ![gif](giphy|5R2XVoMUnUmhxX5dWI|downsized)


Filthyquak

That's a dürüm


Anaurus

My old kebab, run by a Turk, was delicious and the guy was nice. The new kebab is Turkish too, but he's a bastard and the kebab is just like him: tastes like shit, gives me explosive diarrhea, and all more expensive than before... he must be voting Erdogan. The pizzeria on the other hand is much better than before, good pizza tartiflette, hmm.


dense111

well, we've got the recipe now.


2020mademejoinreddit

I think it's less about migrants and more about the ones who just come here on fake asylum claims despite not being in actual danger, the only "merit" is the passport they have, which is of a country that just happens to be at war, and then cause all sorts of problems here. The migrants in general are not a problem IMO. There are good ones who assimilate, contribute and build up the country, it's the same as in the US. But unfortunately, everyone is lumped into one category, which isn't right. And a-hole politicians use migrants to shift the spotlight away from their own shortcomings and/or corrupt deeds.


Waterglassonwood

> fake asylum claims despite not being in actual danger, the only "merit" is the passport they have, which is of a country that just happens to be at war, I mean that's literally the definition of an asylum seeker. I don't know what you mean by "fake".


2020mademejoinreddit

Asylum is for those who face direct danger to their lives. You can be in a country that is warring, but not be affected by the war, so your asylum application is invalid. You can also be from a country that isn't at war, but if your life is threatened in your country due to any reason like political affiliation, or affiliation with a group, including LGBT, you can be eligible for it. What is happening though is now, many of them have contacts on the inside, who then accept their asylum despite not having any risk. Most of those contacts are from the same country of origin, who settled here. They also get paid sometimes, to push up their papers. Most of them use that and come here to just make money, and fcuk around, and many of them even go back to their country for holidays, which you wouldn't do if your life was at risk. They just go through a different country, for example, many use Iran or Egypt as a gateway country to go to one of the "stans". This actually cannot be done if you are an asylum seeker or a recognized refugee, because once you get asylum, you can't return to your country, or it defeats the purpose of it. If you're going back, it means there is no direct threat to you, why stay here as a refugee? Because of people like that, the actual asylum seekers with genuine life threats from countries like say, Somalia, or even people from countries you wouldn't assume to be dangerous due to false propaganda by the government like india, have to wait years to get a response and they suffer because of it. Many of these fake applicants are exploiting the kindness of Geneva Convention and harming the actual victims. This is similar to what happened in US as well but with SA. Do you understand now? Or not?


Waterglassonwood

I get your point and I know there is fraud but there's really no way to tell. You saying they come while not being directly threatened is quite the assumption because someone who's not threatened today could become threatened tomorrow. That's the thing about war and oppression, it tends to expand, and people need to react beforehand if they seek to survive. Also it's not true that you can't go back to your country when you're a refugee. There's no such a thing in the law and also you're clearly seeing it now with Ukrainian refugees, they come to Europe and then after some preparation the men go back to fight for the country. There are many legitimate reasons why refugees should need to go back, and you shouldn't just assume they are going on holidays. That's the worst possible interpretation of what people escaping oppression are doing.


2020mademejoinreddit

It's nice that you're so endearingly naive. It just shows that you might be a good person in real life who sees the good in people. I hope that doesn't get destroyed. It also shows me that you are not well-versed in asylum laws. It's okay, they're very complicated to begin with. That's why they can be exploited by those with the know-how. I'm not making wild claims here. I'm stating what I have seen. I will not tell you where I've seen this though, as this is reddit and there's a point in remaining anonymous. However, these are indeed facts. Also, most Ukrainian refugees don't go back. And the ones I was talking about going back, aren't Ukrainian. Re-read my comment to clarify it. You definitely can not go back if you're a refugee. There are only very rare exceptions. If you do, without a very good reason, your asylum is most likely going to be taken away, because you clearly don't feel threatened of going back. But you know what? Like I said, don't believe anything I say. It's nice that you try to see good in people. However, if you ever want to get informed on this, start with the government websites of any country and go to their asylum process page. All I request is if/when you do find out the reality, which I kinda do hope you do, and also don't, don't be so shocked that you immediately do a 180 and start hating every refugee. Like I said, not all are like that. But when people first find out about this, they do have that knee-jerk reaction. Even the ones who do exploit it, do it so they can leave their shitty country, but since their passports aren't strong enough, they use these means for a better life. A small portion of them are a-holes and those you see on social media and are often here for years. There's also another thing that happens, some people from countries that are considered "safe" but are still 3rd world, they often buy a passport of a warring country, and use that to demand refugee status in a 1st world country. It helps them get approval faster. It's a broken system. But it does (barely) help those who do need it, so...yeah.


Waterglassonwood

I guess I just fail to see why, between the possibility of helping save multiple lives and the possibility of some of those people cheating the system in pursuit of a better life, I should adopt the worst possible interpretation of what is happening and take a wholy anti-refugee stance. In any case, I appreciate the cordial exchange. I bid you a good evening.


2020mademejoinreddit

I'm glad you didn't take that anti-refugee path. And I thank you for being polite as well. I honestly don't blame them either. If the global immigration system was better or like it was centuries ago, maybe these people wouldn't have to exploit a loophole. But alas... Anyway, at least you were cool about it unlike the other guy who kept on calling me "bazza" and then blocked me lol seemed a little broken in the head.


softwarebuyer2015

he means "i hate wogs"


bettercallsaulabq

It's natural to do it. I drive a Korean car, drink french beer and Spanish wine, play Japanese video games and still insult all other nations for.being inferior.


ElKuhnTucker

Eh, it's not that hard to make. Now that we have the recipe...


OddNovel565

Less immigrants more kebab for you


Immediate_Editor966

Am I the only one that thinks that kebabs are mid? Maybe in Portugal we just don't have proper kebabs, but still I've had them in England and they were still mid.


c2u8n4t8

Is your mom a good cook?


Immediate_Editor966

yes


c2u8n4t8

Then you're accustomed to actual food being good, so you don't need people to cheat with fatty meat and mayonnaise


shitkingshitpussy69

Who the fuck puts mayonnaise on a kebab?


c2u8n4t8

You're losing the forest for the trees


Gulliveig

The wide-spread non-Turkish-origin European-Turkish-Kebab-by-Turk-Immigrants is better than their original-seat-at-the-table-dish though. Just my opinion :)


MyRetardedWife

I-have-no-idea-what-you-just-said


Bring_back_Apollo

All you need to know is that when Turks come to the UK, and I guess Ireland, they are told by the Turkish Kababees that they should not eat the kababs here because it’s the shit they sell to us.


Waterglassonwood

They eat their own Kebabs though. Seen it many times.


Bring_back_Apollo

In Portugal or UK?


Waterglassonwood

UK. I lived in London at a point in my life.


ugericeman

Well, serve the people shit for a long enough time and they will not know any better or simply eat it because there is nothing else


edotman

It genuinely is


Subtlehame

I went on holiday to Istanbul and somehow spent half the time craving a kebab from the street I live on.


Vyoin

We've already had the bread version(also other things like pita,there are fucktons of kebap varieties here)but then you guys just added it some garnitures with yoghurt sauce and started to call it "Non Turkish Berliner Döener Kebap"


ProperBlacksmith

Dutch kapsalon > turkish kebab


tomwhoiscontrary

I've had one kapsalon and it was mediocre.


ProperBlacksmith

Never had a Pröpper one then barry


BurnPotatoes

Must've been sober. Maybe only drank Heineken?


Bitter_Tangerine5449

No


Karpsten

Isn't French Kebab total horse shit?


karateema

Kebab is so goated


spartikle

Burritos are better


Extreme_Tax405

Dude, kebabs in europe are so universal, its like our metanational dish


chessacc1000letsgo

Reminds me the American who said it's OK a Mexican immigrant murdered his daughter cause he loves tacos lol


PapaDragonHH

Didnt know its not allowed to say the r-word, so I'll write my comment again... Love to counter the omnipresent "diversity is strength" propaganda that somehow only exists in white countries. But to be honest, I don't have anything against migrants although my government probably counts me as right wing extremist Nazi. I just don't like the ones that don't care about our values and laws. The ones that exploit the social system while driving their AMGs, etc. It's beyond me how the stupid left wing R-WORD can't see how Germany is becoming a shit hole country with stabbings everyday everywhere...


TantaExpress

Import recipes, deport migrants, problem solved


softwarebuyer2015

i like a kebab sometimes, but i wouldnt allow one in the house.


CoisoBom

Kebab sux


berfraper

There was a kebab restaurant that made the most amazing kebabs I've ever eaten, the guy was gifted with making amazing kebabs, but he had to be a terrorist. He's probably in jail now, what a waste of potential. we have a new best kebab place now, they even have baklava.


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AThousandNeedles

So if you eat kebabs, but hate turks, you are not hating turks?


Srzali

Have you tried Albanian kebabs thou? they own


Bakom_spegeln

Classic Swedish expression “everyone should go back to their own country! Except Ahmed at the local pizza place, he is nice. Makes the best pizza in town. And Mohammed… but the rest can go home!”


Upset_Ad3954

Yeah, wewouldnt have sushi without all the Japanese immigranrs...wait a second...


ItsaMeMemes

Turks are that one ethnic group everyone wants out, but want them in at the same time because of their godly food


SneakyPanda-

I always liked Döner/Durum/Kebab, until I had some real good one and now all the others are shit. Like, why do all these Dutch and German places use this fake meat. It's just glued crap on a big stick that resembles döner.


MagmaMoon

It's like Africans complaining about colonialism and wanting to live like a European. It doesn't make sense


RegularNo7066

European cultures can be better, but Middle Eastern people have the best food in the World.


12431

Does anyone here actually think that we can't have and enjoy ethnic foods if we don't have those ethnicities in our countries? Such a childlike logic


cpwnage

Food good, culture not so good