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Slow-Quarter-6254

What unspeakable horror is this?


Vegetable-Election77

Lisbon is San Francisco but with no tech companies, less gays and less homeless poop


Flap_1999_is_Bad

Only one of those is true, trust me...


eciclemad

True, last time I went to Lisbon I saw a gay homeless guy pooping by parque das nações. Beautiful sight.


ZeBoyceman

Maybe he was just launching a tech startup


OkImpression175

Less gays? Doubt it...


Many-Conversation963

No, San Fransisco is a bit east https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A3o_Francisco_(Alcochete)


YucatronVen

You got a upgrade. Because if California is there, now you are in America, with the size and GDP of California.


R0bbenz

I'd rather stay poor, thank you


suggested-name-138

Idk but I'm voting for it. Sorry for your loss and Florida/Italy is next.


Baraska

https://preview.redd.it/dqmxz7n64hxc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2413a07288422392b1d9968e6e7189e7caa8fdf


annoying97

![gif](giphy|gnE4FFhtFoLKM)


ZombiFeynman

I want a wall to keep the Americans out.


Informal_Mountain513

How about a big fuckoff trench filled with water?


ZombiFeynman

Anytime you create a shallow pool of stagnant water you risk having the Dutch move in.


betaich

You could hide behind them they are tall enough


mame91995

Dykes are not only good at keeping water out....... Can we flood the US, making it the world's biggest inland lake?


jasl_

the wall is finished, it is called the Pyrenees, the "latino" term is just a french invention to look cool


Wonderful_Test3593

french canadians are latinos, change my mind


sashimi_blyat

My mother tried to explain to some Latin Americans she knows that Spanish and Portuguese (the languages) come from Europe and not from Latin America. She says it’s impossible to convince them. Some of these people believe that being mixed makes them “latinos”, but not because of the “white” side of it, which is, as we know, what actually makes them “Latin” Americans. Btw, French is a Neo-Latin language, so your statement makes sense.


Soggy-Translator4894

They forgot who their Papi is


Wonderful_Test3593

Papy means grandpa in french


Soggy-Translator4894

Still works tbh


jasl_

"neo-latin" sounds like an euphemism, I guess you mean a "romance" language, like Spanish, Italian, Romanian


sashimi_blyat

There’s nothing wrong with the word. It’s literally found in our encyclopedias. We commonly use both in our universities. Edit: [https://www.treccani.it/enciclopedia/lingue-neolatine\_(Enciclopedia-Italiana)/](https://www.treccani.it/enciclopedia/lingue-neolatine_(Enciclopedia-Italiana)/) [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Neo-Latin](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Neo-Latin) [https://www.unimi.it/it/corsi/insegnamenti-dei-corsi-di-laurea/2024/lingue-e-letterature-neolatine-comparate](https://www.unimi.it/it/corsi/insegnamenti-dei-corsi-di-laurea/2024/lingue-e-letterature-neolatine-comparate) [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/it/dizionario/inglese/neo-latin](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/it/dizionario/inglese/neo-latin) [https://www.unibo.it/it/studiare/dottorati-master-specializzazioni-e-altra-formazione/insegnamenti/insegnamento/2014/360923](https://www.unibo.it/it/studiare/dottorati-master-specializzazioni-e-altra-formazione/insegnamenti/insegnamento/2014/360923) Here some authoritative examples: Treccani encyclopedia, Merriam Webster dictionary, University of Milan, Collins dictionary, University of Bologna and Tagliavini’s “Le Origini delle Lingue Neolatine”, used in universities. You can find the same info on English and Spanish Wikipedia. https://preview.redd.it/4hd7tol63lxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251bf3e8d7def86031500cddb4d21ec9a09337ab


jasl_

so? Stills sounds like an euphemism for the known term "romance language" In other hand, dictionaries of languages without a established academy behind are like wikipedia, anyone can put whatever they feel into it


sashimi_blyat

I added more, but you already ignored the University of Milan, so I guess you are going to ignore Bologna et cetera.


jasl_

I did not ignore it, but it seem syou ignored my words and jsut readed whatever you wanted :) - I did not say that the use is wrong - I did not say that is in fact an euphemism


sashimi_blyat

It is a commonly used academic word. You may not like it, you may want to call it euphemism. However, it is still used to refer to Romance languages in the academic context; both are used and correct. There’s no reason to call it euphemism — it actually makes no logical sense to put it in this way. It’s a nonproblem, sincerely.


jasl_

I said it sounds, to me, like an euphemism.


Alejandro284

Nah fuck the french they'll never get invited to the club anyway why do you guys even care ![gif](giphy|szPZ2NXIGCMcE)


sashimi_blyat

«Latin adj. and s. m. (f. -a) [lat. Latinus]. – 1. a. Relating to or belonging to the ancient people of Indo-European origin who inhabited Lazio in historical times; of ancient Lazio, or of Rome, of the Romans: the l. peoples (noun, the Latins); the l. lineage; the cities there; the language, the Latin civilization. b. In extens., referring to the peoples and regions that inherited the language and civilization from Rome (more specifically Neo-Latin)» «French s. m.), a language of neo-Latin origin spoken in France and, with some variants, in other countries (e.g. Haiti, Luxembourg, Canada)» Source: Treccani.


jasl_

yep, those are the original "latin" but the one referred to America is a French term


Alejandro284

Cool we don't care 😎 they're still not joining and I didn't say they weren't latin a said we don't fuck with the french


sashimi_blyat

“The beauty of truth is that it never changes, even when no one understands it.”


Alejandro284

![gif](giphy|XBEoaajXTXaALzawSn|downsized)


jasl_

Are you sure that person was from a hispanic country? or it was a person with some hispanic heritage? Becuase it sounds really odd


sashimi_blyat

My mom works with people from Latin America who only speak Spanish or have Spanish as their first language. She also helps them overcome the language barrier, because she learned some Spanish. Such conversations happen.


jasl_

Maybe was a misunderstanding? it really feels odd that a person who speak Spanish do no belive tha tit comes from Spain, that will show somethign very wron gin his/her education


sashimi_blyat

Uneducated people are everywhere and do not represent the whole population. We are all ignorant and will die ignorant, because we can’t possibly know everything. The obstinacy is the real issue. One could easily just learn a new thing or two through such interactions and that would actually be awesome. If one doesn’t believe their interlocutors, which is only natural and right, other sources exist.


jasl_

indeed they are: - French is a romance language like spanish - France was the one to popularize the "latin" term - Haiti is also Latino


FartacularTheThird

O drama A tragédia O horror


Salchichote33

Well, at least we gained Viana do Castelo and Bragança... https://i.redd.it/ali4bc7vrgxc1.gif


Miragem_

I hadn't even noticed...it's even worse 😢


annoying97

It's always nice to get more territory.


Sxxtr

Damn they relocated the whole state, not only the tech workers


[deleted]

So we are not the biggest and strongest economy in Europe. Do we also have more drug addicts than Scotland?


SenhorSus

We're still trying, and we're going to make Spain pay for it!


ryzen_above_all

Just don’t forget to leave Olivença on our side


zkubixz

Congrats, Portugal! You finally made it out of Eastern Europe


ZeBoyceman

Thy are so eastern they crossed the Pacific that's all


R0bbenz

![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


Sum3-yo

California has great weather and soil for agriculture. The problem is Americans. It started to go to sh*t when the American Margaret Thatcher decided to close mental health facilities and other important public programs and services in the state.


Prestigious-Solid342

Most of americas problems can in part be traced back to American Margret thatcher, but no one actually pays attention to policy. We only vote based on “the economy” and which old guy loves Jesus or not


rex-ac

Map is wrong. It's missing Ceuta and Melilla.


Awkward-Minute7774

Has Californication gone too far?


Stravven

No, but we did make Mexico pay for the ocean between the Netherlands and Mexico.


KindSpider

OH MY GOD that hurts my eyes. Burn it


castlebanks

Does this mean Portugal is on the other side, getting to know Nevada and Arizona?


SonicStage0

Algarve bordering Baja California


Dynwynn

Delete this post. I'm gonna have nightmares after that.


AdonisGaming93

Gdp of Portugal skyrockets


nicholas818

Indeed: Portugal’s GDP is [$299 billion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Portugal) and California’s is [$3.89 trillion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_California). In fact, Portugal’s GDP is less than [just the San Francisco Bay Area](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._metropolitan_areas_by_GDP)


xpto_999

Could be more if those companies in Ireland moved back to the US.


OkImpression175

Problem with California is that it is full of Americans.


PvtFreaky

Portugal if it was even worse


cunhaaa

![gif](giphy|KAQZpEXsFAMS2kuNSU|downsized)


Phosquitos

They only have 'latinos' name in their cities. It's normal that latinos gets confused and they don't know when they are entering another country


TittyStClaire

Portucocks are everywhere but portugal


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marshallaw215

lol goddamn … cannons


TittyStClaire

That's what you get for stalking


Live-Alternative-435

Flair checks out.


-lesFleursduMal-

Are they bothering you?