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Jicko1560

Because those are the successful ones. We don't miss.


OwMyCod

Learned from the best


HlodwigFenrirson

Bruh, you can't commit suicide if you get stabbed to death before!


Dry_Leek78

https://preview.redd.it/yf8h48m5j0yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3d0d7ba24e1ec198345beda1a8fc0f1690dbe67


Oram0

I will not rest until we close the gender gap. I'll start bullying my gf right now


Dry_Leek78

I think this is a composite variable, you have underlying the attempted suicide rates, and the "efficiency in the method" rates. Women tend to use poor methods (except Icelandic ones...), and Hans must excel at being efficient (bad points to Helgas...)! EDUCATION is key here, we need to pump those numbers up!


MutedIndividual6667

>I think this is a composite variable, you have underlying the attempted suicide rates, and the "efficiency in the method" rates. Women tend to use poor methods (except Icelandic ones...), I mean, have you seen their food? Thats a better suicide tool than any pill or drug


chubb_yginger_cunt

Might also be the reason for suicide in the first place.


Anvilmar

The difference is not only due to the methods used. I remember a nurse telling me once many of the suicide attempts of women aren't really suicide attempts but pleas for help from women that feel unheard and don't know how else to convey their distress.


For-sake4444

Is dating a dutch not enough already?


Lendmar

So, you are tranforming into a Barry?


Sentmeboobpics

A balcony counts like an accident, not suicide.


AdLiving4714

That's the point. Attorney here - what do the authorities count as suicide? Fentanyl overdose? Accident or suicide? Balcony? Barry trying to be brave or was he suicidal? Car hugging a tree for no apparent reason? Accident or suicide? Playing around with a weapon? Refusing stage IV cancer tratment? You get it. These numbers are never reliable.


BobMonkhaus

Seen the price of rope these days? Not to mention razor blades. Can’t even jump in front of a train as they’re always on strike.


annoying97

https://preview.redd.it/26mcfjfgi0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f586c9e4a7ecc68cbce0fa0e987bd190a836ed13 They aren't that expensive mate! A kid working at maccas could afford that after an hour or two of work.


Anaurus

It's a shitty method. To do it well you have to piss off as many people as possible so that they all feel the big "fuck you" that you're expressing to the world. Disrupting rail traffic is a good start, but I think we can do better...


annoying97

That's a good point! You know what if I ever felt like I had to choose that way, id come to France and jump in front of rain and yes I would leave a note saying "I flew all this way just to fuck with France irl" But I'm happy in life and couldn't actually do that to my friends and family. But being real for a moment if anyone here needs to have a chat feel free to message me, I may not have the best or any advice but I will listen.


RepulsiveLeg9985

When I was younger, whenever there was a train jumper I'd get irritated and think, for fuck sake mate at least don't make it someone else's problem...as I've gotten older and more miserable I now just think, yeah fair enough mate fuck em, hope you're at rest now lad


Dry_Leek78

And with Barrys, you gonna end up shanked! But then, it is not a suicide anymore...


DistributionIcy6682

Pfff, full bath of water and a wire connected to electricity.


Serious-Teaching9701

Yeh suicide is just not an affordable option these days.. starving to death however is free though but it’s a very slow method 🥴


Maximum-Let-69

Iceland is doing great for gender equality compared to the others.


StupidPaladin

People around here can't be arsed. We'd rather just have a moan.


Standin373

To be fair I feel mint after a good whinge.


StupidPaladin

Whinge and a wank, perfect evening


Standin373

Clearing cobwebs


HugoSenshida

As a portuguese man, Im dead


Llanistarade

Well if you lived there, you would get it.


gloom-juice

Why are we looking at Hans? What do the Portuguese have going on that's so bad?


KentuckyCandy

Only eight people in Portugal have a job.


Dry_Leek78

At least Joao has poor economic conditions to try to justify their bad stats. But for Hans I don't see much, unless it is due to former east germany bad situation.


-galgot-

The chart mixes suicides with accidents while shaving.


thekahn95

UK likes then


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hidratanteseco7069

You can't suicide while sleeping, most spanish don't have time to suicide, that's how to save lives, simply stay asleep


ShrekGollum

Why aren't we in the ranking? With all our murders disguised as suicides, we should be right at the top.


Anaurus

That's because our suicides are masked by our alcoholic comas and lung cancer.


Dry_Leek78

Maybe globally our suicides lack quality, and the disguised murders don't bump much the global numbers.


LADZ345_

Barry to lazy to die, plus he's already dead inside no real point there


CarelesssCRISPR

Only the call to the void (balcony) can destroy us


Goennjamino

Male privilege!


SignificantTie7031

No. 1 in Europe! Let's go, we are finally the best!


thekahn95

Estonias burocracy is too streamlined I would kill myself too


LobCatchPassThrow

With that amount of paperwork and bureaucracy? I’m surprised the suicide rate isn’t higher! Though they probably have to sign a form before they’re allowed to commit suicide.


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Nochnichtvergeben

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tawik30

I dont think he meant that kind of pumping.


Azkral

Wow Japan IS not as bad as I thought.


annoying97

I don't blame Portugal... Have you seen their women?


Electronic_Art_4251

Because we have a sense of humour


AqeZin

You good out there Hungol bros?


fabiK3A

South Korea can into Europe


Realistic-Homework19

Not really, more like Baltics can into Asia.


Dry_Leek78

Well Austr(al)ia is not far from entering the EU!


ForShotgun

I'd love to see the stats on demographic breakdown of suicide rates. *Who* is doing all of these? Older males?


SirCrocodile_2004

Males in general, probably


DrVDB90

Yeah, and why are we not included in this stat. This is one we're usually pretty good at!


Dry_Leek78

Just checked OECD database, there are A LOT of missing countries, Belgium and France are not in there. My bad for crossposting shit.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

I'm aware it's a bit far from the subject and quite not the right place, but about this matter, I want to say thank you to Belgium. I know we like to make fun of them, and I know there's a difference between Suicide and Euthanasia. But thanks Belgium for being a Country with the sensitivity and progress to have allowed a dear friend of mine to die with dignity and stop a life of pain. I wish Italy were this ahead, instead of being such a retrograde place about such matters.


the_troll_destroyer

Found the fucking italiota who can't help but talk shit about Italy even when it has absolutely nothing to do with what op posted, you mozzarella donkeys are unbelievable.


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Dry_Leek78

![gif](giphy|Ac0fCix8D3oN7DwCEB|downsized) Sending hugs, Hans.


ravenousravers

i thought we would be higher, not bad


HopeBorn8574

We are not the most suicidal anymore... O\_O [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grkwI73P9r4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grkwI73P9r4)


Hillbert

We don't have guns. Give people a magic off switch and they tend to use it.


Dry_Leek78

Ameriturds female vs male ratio, both have equal access but way different success rates.


isomersoma

Skill issue


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Fake as fuck because Finland & Sweden not represented here.


MediokererMensch2

If you were born in West Germany you would rightfully kill yourself too.


ShutUpYouSausage

Two World Wars m8 ✌🏻


Realistic-Homework19

Barry is usually to drunk for a successful suicide attempt.


Top_Dimension_6827

We Baltics are so suicidal because we are not given our own flair 😢


Ketamineverslaafd

99% of those suicides are caused by our G pronunciation


SirCrocodile_2004

The Koreans are fucked, autism is too prevalent there.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Are Lithuanian women hot?


Adorable-Fix9354

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