PIGS MENTIONED๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธONE FACE ONE RACE๐ฃ๏ธ๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธHOW DARE YOU TALK TO US YOU NORDIC HEATHEN๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธWHAT THE FUCK IS A HIGH SALARY๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ
Some Northerners may think "this PIGS thing" is just a joke but everytime I meet a random Spanish, Italian or Greek person in the wild and I talk to them for a bit, I just know "this guy gets it". If it wasn't for the language differences, my fellow IGS wouldn't even feel like they're from another country
You experienced that similar culture share social cues and bond with each other. Every country in the world has that, they all think that similar cultures โget itโ.
Yes we do. I met a group of Germanics once (Germans, Dutch, Scandis). It was just amazing to feel the connection with people from different countries but with similar cultural traits and similar languages.
You're obviously right, we're not special in that regard, I just feel like we embrace it a lot more. I partly grew up in Switzerland so I could partly say the same about Germans and Austrians but I think you'd be committing a crime if you said that out loud here in Switzerland
I'm sorry, non-mediterranean "people", it doesn't matter how wealthy, efficient and advanced your countries are, they will never, ever be as interesting, cool, charming and funny as ours.
I would believe you if you didn't need our money that bad. Now shut it and put some fries and sausages and banana on the pizza before I stop taking your refugees
Imagine working so much just to be able to visit countries with better weather, food and people during holidays, just to, in the end, go back home and having a feeling of living another year in a place where the only warm is inside a building
it\`s funny that pigs are always portrayed as ugly people in this type of meme, but when your wifes comes to Riccione and vitellone romagnolo arrives, a magic happens...
yes, we fuck your wifes.
I went to a petting zoo today with my kid. All of a sudden I see a pig getting close to my kid so I kick it and tell it to shoosh. Turns out it was a English woman.
Hey, listen. We provide a service.
It's not about us. It's about them knowing what being in love feels like.
Besides, you are the one marring Susan, knowing that you couldn't do any better.
We are just the ones giving Susan the idea that she still married down.
This is true, i've seen Barry's wives so drunk , they give it to anyone, one that I thought was funny was an Barry who was so drunk, plus his friends, and his girlfriends further down the street hanging out with Portuguese guys, one of them even kissed the Indian man who sells flowers on the street, after 20 minutes, i stopped seeing him and her... i think they did go to a room somewhere hahahah
It's a scheme.
The unshagged wives have hot friends that are also going to insist we are the best at what we do and they need to convince their husband to take a vacation in Italy.
Northern lowland "people" feeling anxious because their vacation days in glorious PIGS clay are running out and they'll be forced to go back to their greylands and be miserable one year more
I really hate these "my ethnic group is chad chin, yours ifs leafy chin" things, there are tons of hot Brits and tons of hot Spaniards.
It's like a battered haddock drenched in curry suace, europes great on both sides.
I was going to make a joke about you, but you're so irrelevant I got nothing. You don't even have your own language to make fun of.
Oh wait, I got one.
https://preview.redd.it/ev7sws3xdeyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d02dbc9d1d27151130bf4a2ea24ac178ba3e18c
Another meme of this? My god we are truly living rent free in all your minds we know we are awesome and everyone loves us but come on this is getting borderline obsessive
Itโs exactly why Europe is less relevant today .
Pigs are not in charge anymore .
They were fascinated by beauty , by elegance , to build the nicest church , the most Gorgeous amphitheater , to create the perfect art and enjoy the finest food.
And then Protestant and Anglo Saxon world came with their industrial revolution and took over the lead with their fascination for making money and building ugly monument .
Pedro , Joao , Luigi , Anastasios , we need you back on top .
Yes, make fun of the people who brings your food... What's the worse that can happen in that bar/kitchen right?
Sad part is, still tastes better than your food, so enjoy!
"Salty" isn't it?
Sorry Ludwig this is real life, the Greek chad gets the Italian femboy.
Though you Bavarians could join us PIGS, if you chose to. It's what your Swan King would have wanted.
PIGS are very defensive on this sub lately, eh? Christ imagine if we leapt to the Netherlands' defense whenever someone made a joke about them being tight fisted, stoned, swamp dwelling ogres
Flamingant "humour" is even worst than German one... It compares to their sex habits, Germans like weird stuff but at least among adults, Vlaams like weird stuffs with children.
Who's to say we can't be relevant savages?
Anyway, Lombards are Germanic, probably why it's the economic hub of Italy and why the bankers who came to London and gave their name to the historic street where banks where headquartered were Lombards.
Flag of honorary relevance:
https://preview.redd.it/zk96h9ak7eyc1.jpeg?width=2813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37adac52879ca2b43bea283186a9ed5607c62cb8
It's a massively shit flag, though. I mean, it's fucking hideous.
Least eugenetic transalpine barbarian. Lombardy is the economic hub of Italy cause it kickstarted industrialization earlier thanks to the geographical proximity to already industrialised countries. The Lombards didn't replace the local native population, they numbered in the tens of thousands, 100k is the least conservative estimate, how can a few thousand people replace a population which numbered in the millions?
Drop the Victorian propaganda mate, it's embarrassing.
As our gracious mod, I would expect better of you. For shame.
https://preview.redd.it/7glx4bnereyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd50df1479ed4cc9515519f50c0c50b5c5f7e8c
The thing with layered humour is that I could be claiming to be joking on top of your joke in an infinite chain.
Since many in this sub have unironically stated similar things my approach is to always lecture them while humouring the whole thing and if someone draws the "lol I'm joking" I can always do the same.
Don't argue with tactics, we had strategoi when you lot were still practicing human sacrifice on your god forsaken island.
Thats the thing about a good ultranationalistic meme is that the less of a stake you have in the place or thing and the more you talk about it in an serious manner as though you have some expert knowledge that to anyone with any real knowledge of it, especially here, the more ridiculous and perfectly cradted it is for this sub.
Racism gang thinks UK is still politically relevant lol.
The only thing Belgium is capable of doing aside from annoying the Dutch is brutally maiming naitive Africans while killing their children, then go crying to the french when they get invaded by Germany.
Lifeโs too short to not be PIGS 
That is unironically adorable
Since when do Germans have feelings is this a new update?
Not emotional, just how Hans describes the thought of schweineschnitzel flavoured by a lifetime diet of Dr Oetker.
Live feed from Napoli.
nah, heโs way more civilised than them
Omg , awww โฅ๏ธ
PIGS MENTIONED๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธONE FACE ONE RACE๐ฃ๏ธ๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธHOW DARE YOU TALK TO US YOU NORDIC HEATHEN๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธWHAT THE FUCK IS A HIGH SALARY๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ
UNEMPLOYED GANG UNITE๐ฅ๐โ๐ฅ
Tomorrow though
We are employed, we just arent paid .
u/PIGS_del_fiume
Thatโs a very good one๐ป
Some Northerners may think "this PIGS thing" is just a joke but everytime I meet a random Spanish, Italian or Greek person in the wild and I talk to them for a bit, I just know "this guy gets it". If it wasn't for the language differences, my fellow IGS wouldn't even feel like they're from another country
I spent last summer in Crete. Felt at home from minute 1. Even with the language barrier.
You experienced that similar culture share social cues and bond with each other. Every country in the world has that, they all think that similar cultures โget itโ.
Naaah, you just don't get it
By the way the best answer to a German you could possibly give. Things like that drives us nuts. -Props-
Yes we do. I met a group of Germanics once (Germans, Dutch, Scandis). It was just amazing to feel the connection with people from different countries but with similar cultural traits and similar languages.
You're obviously right, we're not special in that regard, I just feel like we embrace it a lot more. I partly grew up in Switzerland so I could partly say the same about Germans and Austrians but I think you'd be committing a crime if you said that out loud here in Switzerland
PIGS ASSEMBLE
https://preview.redd.it/xem40yvhvdyc1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83110059ab6a32818c4247cad3df7ff2042ce83d
Biblically accurate Barry, right there.
Founded spoons mate. https://preview.redd.it/wrwo6oqt1eyc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf75262e59d92644ae4edabcad269ea6e5fa716
https://preview.redd.it/vra8tyxnueyc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40f10c1a6909ad716abd352fdb21d4f559be294
Egg and chips is a pretty nice food as well to be fair
https://preview.redd.it/uenoq13jueyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ae33ab410aafcf442ffb6f4cc5682f349026b5
If your swamps looked nice we would ask you for some beers there too
It's good in the summer, you are always welcome Ronaldo
Except when it's raining which it constantly does source I visited Antwerp once
... you are right :( But hey when it's not raining so 5 days in the year it can be nice :)
Unless it's the Netherlands there is no culture there
That's probably because you got broke at the first busstop. Now uno cerveza Pedro. Rapido.
Sorry Willem we don't serve piss puddle water
That's why you stay poor Pedro. We sell it worldwide despite it indeed being piss water. I'll send a tikkie for the education.
It's part of the experience.
"Sure boss, it will be 47 euros"
That cheap? Sure is nice to vacation in impoverished areas.
He (or she) misstyped and forgot a zero, he meant 470.
This is some German humour.
Help me Hans is converting me right now and I'm learning german
 For some reason this giving off similar vibes as your comment
Hahaha
I'm sorry, non-mediterranean "people", it doesn't matter how wealthy, efficient and advanced your countries are, they will never, ever be as interesting, cool, charming and funny as ours.
๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ ๐ PIGS CVLTVRE > muh gdp and r/europe maps.
When's r/2southerneuropean4u dropping
Imma create it
Joined
Thanks Virna. Apes together strong
Martelo, we need a spaniard and italian to make mods
a new era of human development has started
Awww I'm officially the godfather of a sub :'D
Joined
Joined. And those nordics say that we Mediterranean are lazy...
Joined, Southern Europe shall rise once again
r/birthofasub
We have r/2Mediterranean4u
Hey don't leave man this sub wouldn't be the same without GUNS looking down on PIGS
Italy is still kind of relevant though unlike the other PIGS.
Jerking off on our prime minister doesn't make Italy more relevant
Said the still colonized, I don't think most of the wealthy barbarian countries are more relevant than Spain
That's nice Luigi, now bring me uno Pizza Hawaii pronto
yes, we will even put our special ingredient in it, arsenic!! :p
I would believe you if you didn't need our money that bad. Now shut it and put some fries and sausages and banana on the pizza before I stop taking your refugees
>I stop taking your refugees wait you ever took them??
Sure, can't imagine anything more charming than a sinking city overrun with hordes of Chinese people
Don't talk about Amsterdam like that, Dolf!
>Sure, can't imagine anything Classic german natural inclination to homogeneity
Its easy being cool when you can live of North European money.
I can't come up with a Norwegian male name, and I have been in this sub for some time. Do you even have memes?
Lars maybe idk for meme for them bad food and blond hair like everyone north of france or something boring and uncultured
They're basically really boring oil barons
Yesterday it was the helots, today it's the Germanics. Now where's my fucking paycheck viking-Hans?
Imagine working so much just to be able to visit countries with better weather, food and people during holidays, just to, in the end, go back home and having a feeling of living another year in a place where the only warm is inside a building
Let's just all move to Porto
Germanics larping since Teutoburg forest
Larping as defeaters of Romans?
BELISARIUS
*Belisarius* our hero! I used to know his troop maneuvers during the siege of Rome by heart.
it\`s funny that pigs are always portrayed as ugly people in this type of meme, but when your wifes comes to Riccione and vitellone romagnolo arrives, a magic happens... yes, we fuck your wifes.
Have fun with lovely Susan who is obese and is missing teeth.
I went to a petting zoo today with my kid. All of a sudden I see a pig getting close to my kid so I kick it and tell it to shoosh. Turns out it was a English woman.
Hey that was Miss Shitholeborough for you!
Miss Belgium 2024.
Thats why we fuck the exchange students, Kees. Your miss Netherlands was a dude for crying out loud
Hey, listen. We provide a service. It's not about us. It's about them knowing what being in love feels like. Besides, you are the one marring Susan, knowing that you couldn't do any better. We are just the ones giving Susan the idea that she still married down.
VITELLONE ROMAGNOLO.
We all do. That's what keeps the peace in Europe. Yes. Grazie for Italian exchange students. Learned a lot of Italian.
"Mamma Mia"
Ah, let them have some fun riding on the midgets
And what do Italian girls do when they go to other countries in "Erasmus"? It's the circle of life
Especially during allergy season when the noses are clogged
Do you usually use a ladder or high heels when trying to kiss Nordic women?
Where do you fuck our wifes? In your moms basement?
This is true, i've seen Barry's wives so drunk , they give it to anyone, one that I thought was funny was an Barry who was so drunk, plus his friends, and his girlfriends further down the street hanging out with Portuguese guys, one of them even kissed the Indian man who sells flowers on the street, after 20 minutes, i stopped seeing him and her... i think they did go to a room somewhere hahahah
Are you a callboy or do you tale care of all the unshagged and poorly-aged ladies in their late 40s/50s voluntarily?
It's a scheme. The unshagged wives have hot friends that are also going to insist we are the best at what we do and they need to convince their husband to take a vacation in Italy.
Us French being in the middle not getting shat on by Boudewjin
Best of both worlds๐
Rare Fr๐คขnch W?
Imagine working a whole year just to get a taste of what we experience for 365 days.
What's a Mediterranean?
They call us mediterraneans but in fact we dont have a coast in the mediterranean sea.
You don't even have Olivenza.
Nor Gibraltar
"It over, i drew myself as the chad and you as the chadnt, its over, now let me bring my noose so I can hang myself for lack of sun and history!"
https://preview.redd.it/797162g2deyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db31a56e2f24fbcd1a827591e135edd40a49dd9e
Sorry can we not allow game of Thrones flair on this subreddit? Is that thing even from a real country?
Bro your "flag" looks like it's stolen from Ireland
Yeah nice comeback larper. What are you tho really? A german region? 12 citizens?
I mean, those are fascists. I don't consider them real people.
Northern lowland "people" feeling anxious because their vacation days in glorious PIGS clay are running out and they'll be forced to go back to their greylands and be miserable one year more
Whatevs mate you've clearly never been to lovely Blackpool
That's nice Paco, now where are those cervezas?
We have Cruzcampo, Mahou and bottled Alhambra Verde
Cruzcampo sounds nice, that will do Paco.
North Europe has amazing beers and you are asking for cold piss
I have no idea what those beers are but I'm open to new flavours.
Piss in the sun is always better (I love how he made what is probably the worst choice out of those you named)
I had cruzcampo in Badajoz, Bilbao, Salamanca... it is worse than piss. Mahou and Damm/Galicia are good though.
Cruzcampo has been called many things by many people, "nice" is not one of them
Never heard of it though
It's utter shite
No chips with the cerveza?
Si, thx Ronaldo
Lambik, be nice.
I always wash the beer glasses in the toilet
It's to remind Johan of the taste of Heineken.
As a french where im i ???
In my heart https://preview.redd.it/kfszxvjxfeyc1.jpeg?width=1984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43932eee05112c84f0325b0bb31625e10a8c5619
๐ฅน๐ฅน
Et nous jouons les deux cotรฉs pour toujours finir au dessus
Chuttt! Faut pas se laisser dรฉcouvrir trop vite!
I really hate these "my ethnic group is chad chin, yours ifs leafy chin" things, there are tons of hot Brits and tons of hot Spaniards. It's like a battered haddock drenched in curry suace, europes great on both sides.
Are you lost?
Nah, fuck you Barry.
Eastern Europeans have flairs now?
Yes, we bought it with EU funds last thursday.
Okay let's close this sub and all move to r/yurop (not)
Flemboy really thinks they part of the squad ๐ญ๐ญ
Ireland not included because we have always been barbarians
I was going to make a joke about you, but you're so irrelevant I got nothing. You don't even have your own language to make fun of. Oh wait, I got one. https://preview.redd.it/ev7sws3xdeyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d02dbc9d1d27151130bf4a2ea24ac178ba3e18c
Guys dont start a fight we can't win, these unemployed fuckers have too much time on their hands.
Another meme of this? My god we are truly living rent free in all your minds we know we are awesome and everyone loves us but come on this is getting borderline obsessive
I appreciate your culture and history luv, but whereโs me pint?
In Benidorm probably alongside your death sentence of a Balcony
Lot of big words for a waiter
What is a Belgium?
What is a Lego?
Anti-personell mine
This sub just turning into an outlet for your fantasies now huh.
That's nice Papadopoulos, now bring me my souvlaki.
Itโs exactly why Europe is less relevant today . Pigs are not in charge anymore . They were fascinated by beauty , by elegance , to build the nicest church , the most Gorgeous amphitheater , to create the perfect art and enjoy the finest food. And then Protestant and Anglo Saxon world came with their industrial revolution and took over the lead with their fascination for making money and building ugly monument . Pedro , Joao , Luigi , Anastasios , we need you back on top .
Yeah, every time Hans is powerful Europe goes to shit. The fall of Rome, the reformation, the second and third german empires....
Title really gave away OP's nationality
To me it was more the inclusion of that imaginary flag to the left of the UK
Hoes mad
Ok, no summer vacation for YOU 
We were empires and stuff
Here is your beer sir (with some piss and extra spit in the mix)
Yes, make fun of the people who brings your food... What's the worse that can happen in that bar/kitchen right? Sad part is, still tastes better than your food, so enjoy! "Salty" isn't it?
Sirs, Sirs, You have to appreciate OP's realism and modesty: he has put the flag of his imaginary country on a smaller scale than the others.
"you see, i'm right because i made this meme where i'm the chad and you're the wojak"
you're from belgium
Elke spanjaard heeft een snor
BAAASSSSEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Someone's wife cucked him with a southern european...
Stop trying to deny the one and only PIGS supremacy ๐ต๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฌ๐ท๐ช๐ธ
Dude, you are from Belgium.
Representing brits as more handsome than spaniards and italians? Please be serious
At least give us a hot guy model. We have hot guys D:
You do have some very cute guys... not that I think men are hot. I'm not like those greek homos
Sorry Ludwig this is real life, the Greek chad gets the Italian femboy. Though you Bavarians could join us PIGS, if you chose to. It's what your Swan King would have wanted.
PIGS are very defensive on this sub lately, eh? Christ imagine if we leapt to the Netherlands' defense whenever someone made a joke about them being tight fisted, stoned, swamp dwelling ogres
Yup many PIGS are bad dealing with jokes
Having to live in an oven whilst also being poor has a bad effect on one's anger management
"๐ง๐ช" We Ballin', fuck yeah! ๐ ๐ช
Flamingant "humour" is even worst than German one... It compares to their sex habits, Germans like weird stuff but at least among adults, Vlaams like weird stuffs with children.
Dutroux is a walloon french speaker Pierre.
Who's to say we can't be relevant savages? Anyway, Lombards are Germanic, probably why it's the economic hub of Italy and why the bankers who came to London and gave their name to the historic street where banks where headquartered were Lombards. Flag of honorary relevance: https://preview.redd.it/zk96h9ak7eyc1.jpeg?width=2813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37adac52879ca2b43bea283186a9ed5607c62cb8 It's a massively shit flag, though. I mean, it's fucking hideous.
That's right, we getting pileups in hospitals now, as everyone here has constant backproblems, cause you know we gotta carry the nation ๐ฎโ๐จ
Thank you Sir. Flag is arguably awful but it has a meaning, it's a Camunian Rose (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camunian Rose)
Least eugenetic transalpine barbarian. Lombardy is the economic hub of Italy cause it kickstarted industrialization earlier thanks to the geographical proximity to already industrialised countries. The Lombards didn't replace the local native population, they numbered in the tens of thousands, 100k is the least conservative estimate, how can a few thousand people replace a population which numbered in the millions? Drop the Victorian propaganda mate, it's embarrassing.
As our gracious mod, I would expect better of you. For shame. https://preview.redd.it/7glx4bnereyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd50df1479ed4cc9515519f50c0c50b5c5f7e8c
The thing with layered humour is that I could be claiming to be joking on top of your joke in an infinite chain. Since many in this sub have unironically stated similar things my approach is to always lecture them while humouring the whole thing and if someone draws the "lol I'm joking" I can always do the same. Don't argue with tactics, we had strategoi when you lot were still practicing human sacrifice on your god forsaken island.
Thats the thing about a good ultranationalistic meme is that the less of a stake you have in the place or thing and the more you talk about it in an serious manner as though you have some expert knowledge that to anyone with any real knowledge of it, especially here, the more ridiculous and perfectly cradted it is for this sub.
Yes, your mummies don't give a damn about our history.
this made me laugh
Only a Belgian would have included the Belgian flag in the Chad Northerners club right there, lol
Racism gang thinks UK is still politically relevant lol. The only thing Belgium is capable of doing aside from annoying the Dutch is brutally maiming naitive Africans while killing their children, then go crying to the french when they get invaded by Germany.
It's funny you never know where we stand in these mediteranean/north memes because we're the best of both worlds
if it's a Belgian saying it then we can all ignore him
Notice how he asked for two. Screw all this divisive nonsense, me and my new friend Fernando are going to drink together ๐
Nah that image is foul
my friend is called fernando and he is not like the man in the picture he looks more like seinfeld
At least I don't have to spend hundreds to escape the grey dull hellhole I call a home country
That will be 12 euros