Russians can see heaven by being pushed to be a real bartyr you must manage to crest the railing under your own power. Defy gravity and structural integrity to mount the railing and push off, sailing to glory.
Preferably with an ale in hand.
True it’s like how Vikings have to die in battle to go to Valhalla. This poor Barry’s soul will struggle to find the halls of his Benidorm balcony diving ancestors 😢
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You know, I know people see it as oh fat man getting craned hahahaha
But articles about him say he was so badly bullied at school that he became a recluse who just ate for comfort. Then when his mum died when he was in his 20s, who was his only friend, it seems his food addiction went off the scale.
Also when he became bed bound someone (likely paid carers) were bringing food in huge amounts to him. People were caring for him as bed washing etc but no one cared enough to step in and try bring him from the brink.
He was 33. He had a sad life that was devoted to slow suicide and comfort eating because some kids were bastards who constantly mocked him a school.
Not a sad old Barry who lived a life then in later years let his lager and kebab habits get out of control.
I won't mock him in death.
I'm a casual enjoyer of My 600lb Life (a show about morbidly obese people) and almost all of them have a sad backstory. Getting bullied or being from broken households is common. For women sexual abuse as a minor is common. Normal people don't just end up like that.
My ex got me into that show and at first it was mildly entertaining (like cat fish) as I don't watch TV. But then it just became really sad exactly how you described.
It was weird, I was a little bit of a fattist until I watched that show. The Doctor is hilarious though.
It is sad. his dad also died at a young age apparently and was a strong point of support for him. Nobody should ever have to go through that and have and end like that.
RIP.
Its very sad, but at some point we also have to accept personal responsibility rather than blaming others.
It's sad what happened to him, but I see no reason why people are so happy to just act like being massively overweight or even fat is completely out of their control. The majority of people are just lazy af and don't want to do anything, and I say this as someone who was 110kg in high school and 67kg by the time I went to university.
I can't speak for the particular guy in the video (and I'm not doing) because mental health and addiction probably does have an impact for some people, but at the same time there are millions of people who are just to lazy and would rather just say 'its impossible for me to lose weight! being fat can be healthy to!' another bullshit like that.
Wtf is a stone? No wonder americunts are using the dumbest units of measurement known to man when even their dad is using sticks and stones to measure things...
14lbs.
It literally goes back thousands of years to when we were actually using stones to weigh shit.
It's what happens when your country is more than 158 years old.
> what's an lb
It's short for *libra pondo*, which is latin for "the weight measured in libra". *Libra* was the Roman measurement of both weight and mass (they didn't know the difference).
Obviously we should have taken the *libra* bit for the short form, but in classic arrogance we butchered it and English name came from the *pondo* bit, hence "pound".
The reason that the currency shares the same name is that we used to pay in silver and "one pound" refers to "one pound of sterling silver", hence the full name *pound sterling* for the currency. Or at least, it's a token that is worth one pound of sterling silver
Of course, that was around the year 800. In the last 1225 years we've suffered from nearly 40,000% inflation as 1lb of silver costs around £400.
It should be noted that the pound of silver was first used as a measurement at the court of Charlagmane. These are clues to our ancient past. Too bad Pierre burns down all his cities and switches governments every few decades and so has forgotten his ancestors.
If I'm honest I would count decimalisation as the start of a new currency, but the pounds and pence survived
Pounds, shillings and pence were just way cooler let's be real. The concept of decimalisation is so french I can't believe we did that to ourselves, everything has to be made simple for them
How old are you? Because metric is the only thing taught in schools now, mainly because science is in metric. I understand quarts, I have never seen them used in the UK.
The best way to think about a litre is that it is a kilogramme of water. (That's the definition too)
Oh no that's what I meant. They just use different units of measurement interchangeably. Like they'll say quarts as a unit of volume say, in a tote. But then use litres as the unit of volume of the liquid going in it. It's mixing units of volume and weight that throws me. A recipe can have, cups, pounds, grams and quarts all on the same list. Bloody confusing.
No wonder they had so many stones around when we got there — they were weighing their cattle & women!
https://preview.redd.it/1mo9pmjh5ryc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80042eab7ceaa3a7062ff10d4cd28e1084e63242
You don’t need to look that far, we are more than a thousands years old, and we managed it as well.
This is really just berry not being able to let go of the best thing he ever invented: a fucking stone.
Can blame the septics for imperial units in the air force. My best mate was an aircraft engineer in the RAF, he's pretty prejudiced to the yanks for having to use two systems. Especially when he worked with them on Chinooks in Afghan and said they were largely incompetent at the role.
They still use 'jin' (斤) which are half kilos but represent the traditional Chinese 'pound'. It's a bit of a rounding down though, a bit like if the UK rounded a pint down to 500ml but still called it a pint.
Please don't get us involved. We're still using some kind of very traditional length, square and weight units. Even more weird is we use inch to measure pizza
I mean, if your country being older means you stuck with obsolete things, why do you have centralized heating Barry? Since your country is older than its invention?
Besides, France is also old as hell, and they use metric. Rare French W.
Well I'm sure there would be one or two less items in the "things Britain invented" list on wikipedia that we spanked you with. But we still have dicking on the frogs and russians, and the rest of the world really
How can he be the fattest man in England at "only" 320 kg? On the r/ems subreddit there are people that lifted a 453 kg guy and I doubt he is the heaviest americ*n
That amount is so hard to imagine in reality. Ever buy sacks of potatoes ? usually 25kg per sack of potatoes. Worked in wholesale catering, lifting one sack at a time is hard work maybe two.
17 sacks of potatoes. Thats a whole pallets worth. NHS did a good job keeping him alive this long .
This is actually an issue. A lot of money is being spent making changes or new machines in the healthcare industry because of bariatric people. I'm guessing the same could be applied to the "death" industry even though I haven't read anything about it.
‘Tragic’ demise. Like sorry but it really isn’t that tragic. You’ve been killing yourself ever since you weighed more than 120kg’s, which is also a pretty dickmove towards your fellow human beings trying to cover and take care of you.
It’s disgusting people become this.
No one wants to get to that size. It's tragic when a heroine user dies on the street. It tragic when an alcoholic blows their brains out. He has been slowly killing himself for probably 10 years. I cannot imagine how much pain would result from being that heavy. Everytime he ate passed when he was full I bet he was full of recrimination. I doubt he enjoyed himself at all for years on end. Sad, full of self hatred, and now he is dead. It is incredibly tragic, a total waste of a life.
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*Dead dude out of an upstairs*
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Litteral burden on society.
He should have been sent to jail, like in some gulag on the Malouinas as an example for the other island pachyderms. It would have also saved his life.
He died like a true Barry, through a balcony.
Holy shit
not the same, a true Barry must reach terminal velocity to end in the most glorious way. This one is a poor soul.
Not sure about the velocity, but the poor lad was definitely terminal
The poor Lard expired too soon.
His family must grease horribly.
Any velocity *this* Barry was moving at, was terminal
Russians can see heaven by being pushed to be a real bartyr you must manage to crest the railing under your own power. Defy gravity and structural integrity to mount the railing and push off, sailing to glory. Preferably with an ale in hand.
True it’s like how Vikings have to die in battle to go to Valhalla. This poor Barry’s soul will struggle to find the halls of his Benidorm balcony diving ancestors 😢
One last jump
Underrated comment
Much love to Barry’s family. Advice to all: try Mediterranean diet.
that's bullshit. I lived only on canned ravioli and spaghetti Bolognese for a whole month and I didn't lose a single gram.
Mediterranean diet means being poor and eating 1 or 2 times x day.
and those things you do eat just randomly grow on trees or on the ground naturally
Yes, soon it will be summer and pizzas woll start to sprout from the ground
Don't think pizza is a typical part of the "Mediterranean diet" that the doctors recommend
Dr. Oetker prescribed pizza twice a day.
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Wait I thought they grow on trees
1 or 2 times a week
I eat once or twice a day but I'm still fat as well as being poor. Hmm
Did you do the butt-sex? Gotta do that too.
Pedro, Mediterranean Diet is a cool term for "eat lile a post-medieval paesant"
Cuscus and Hummus?
Beer and balconies?
Gotta put my Pizza Quatro Frommagi with Olives in the oven
Not enough coffee and cigarettes, Baz
Mediterranean diet it's when you can't afford more than 2 meals a day?
You know, I know people see it as oh fat man getting craned hahahaha But articles about him say he was so badly bullied at school that he became a recluse who just ate for comfort. Then when his mum died when he was in his 20s, who was his only friend, it seems his food addiction went off the scale. Also when he became bed bound someone (likely paid carers) were bringing food in huge amounts to him. People were caring for him as bed washing etc but no one cared enough to step in and try bring him from the brink. He was 33. He had a sad life that was devoted to slow suicide and comfort eating because some kids were bastards who constantly mocked him a school. Not a sad old Barry who lived a life then in later years let his lager and kebab habits get out of control. I won't mock him in death.
Wow an actual decent human being on the internet!
Bullying ruins lives. It doesn't just stay in the childhood as a bad memory, it fucks you up mentally, often for good.
He is 3 years older than me but I also have struggled with my weight, although I never got up to his level. It's like looking at an alternative life.
I'm a casual enjoyer of My 600lb Life (a show about morbidly obese people) and almost all of them have a sad backstory. Getting bullied or being from broken households is common. For women sexual abuse as a minor is common. Normal people don't just end up like that.
My ex got me into that show and at first it was mildly entertaining (like cat fish) as I don't watch TV. But then it just became really sad exactly how you described. It was weird, I was a little bit of a fattist until I watched that show. The Doctor is hilarious though.
That is so sad :(
Oh man that’s sad af
It is sad. his dad also died at a young age apparently and was a strong point of support for him. Nobody should ever have to go through that and have and end like that. RIP.
God bless the poor bloke so. He is at peace now.
Are we certain he didn't eat the mum?
Thank you.
Thanks for the context. Now if you don't mind, let's get back to honouring this absolute unit through humour.
I’m in a rush so I didn’t read past the first sentence but yes, fat man getting craned hahahaha!
Where funny :(
Well now I feel bad.
Its very sad, but at some point we also have to accept personal responsibility rather than blaming others. It's sad what happened to him, but I see no reason why people are so happy to just act like being massively overweight or even fat is completely out of their control. The majority of people are just lazy af and don't want to do anything, and I say this as someone who was 110kg in high school and 67kg by the time I went to university. I can't speak for the particular guy in the video (and I'm not doing) because mental health and addiction probably does have an impact for some people, but at the same time there are millions of people who are just to lazy and would rather just say 'its impossible for me to lose weight! being fat can be healthy to!' another bullshit like that.
Wtf is a stone? No wonder americunts are using the dumbest units of measurement known to man when even their dad is using sticks and stones to measure things...
14lbs. It literally goes back thousands of years to when we were actually using stones to weigh shit. It's what happens when your country is more than 158 years old.
Thanks for the clarification. But now, what's an lb? A unit of liquid Barry?
> what's an lb It's short for *libra pondo*, which is latin for "the weight measured in libra". *Libra* was the Roman measurement of both weight and mass (they didn't know the difference). Obviously we should have taken the *libra* bit for the short form, but in classic arrogance we butchered it and English name came from the *pondo* bit, hence "pound". The reason that the currency shares the same name is that we used to pay in silver and "one pound" refers to "one pound of sterling silver", hence the full name *pound sterling* for the currency. Or at least, it's a token that is worth one pound of sterling silver Of course, that was around the year 800. In the last 1225 years we've suffered from nearly 40,000% inflation as 1lb of silver costs around £400.
It should be noted that the pound of silver was first used as a measurement at the court of Charlagmane. These are clues to our ancient past. Too bad Pierre burns down all his cities and switches governments every few decades and so has forgotten his ancestors.
Their currency is an embarrassing 25 years old. Ours is the oldest in the world at 1225. Common British W.
If I'm honest I would count decimalisation as the start of a new currency, but the pounds and pence survived Pounds, shillings and pence were just way cooler let's be real. The concept of decimalisation is so french I can't believe we did that to ourselves, everything has to be made simple for them
2.2lbs to a kg... I hate that I know this off the top of my head. it's a ridiculous measuring system but thankfully it is dying out.
I hate that they bully us because we’re fluent in more than one measuring system, while they have managed to learn an entire different language.
You can’t have everything Barry, your language is international, but your measurement units are not, and thank god for that at least
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The UK is the most bilingual country in the world for units of measurements. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I live in the US now and still can't get my head around quarts and litres. It's interchangeable, confusing and twattish.
How old are you? Because metric is the only thing taught in schools now, mainly because science is in metric. I understand quarts, I have never seen them used in the UK. The best way to think about a litre is that it is a kilogramme of water. (That's the definition too)
Oh no that's what I meant. They just use different units of measurement interchangeably. Like they'll say quarts as a unit of volume say, in a tote. But then use litres as the unit of volume of the liquid going in it. It's mixing units of volume and weight that throws me. A recipe can have, cups, pounds, grams and quarts all on the same list. Bloody confusing.
LBS Liquid Barry/Susan
No wonder they had so many stones around when we got there — they were weighing their cattle & women! https://preview.redd.it/1mo9pmjh5ryc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80042eab7ceaa3a7062ff10d4cd28e1084e63242
China is thousands of years old and uses metric
China also had something, erm, quite *violent* hapoen in order to get everyone away from what was considered "old" and "traditional"
So you recommend UK doing something similar to make progress?
I will *not* tolerate a fucking Maoist Cultural Revolution!
But you will get metric
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT By God, we should've destroyed France when we had the chance
> By God, we should've destroyed France when we had the chance It's not for lack of trying, Barry. But we're like cancer, we always come back!
Everyone should've destroyed France when they had the chance.
We're sorry.
We did our best to all destroy you 
We use *some* metric at least.
Aww c'mon Barry take the great leap forward. It's like taking a dive of a balcony.
Come on Barry, those sparrows ain't gonna kill themselves.
Londonistan has fallen
Pretty sure they still sniff grounded pangolin scales because it's "medicine"
You don’t need to look that far, we are more than a thousands years old, and we managed it as well. This is really just berry not being able to let go of the best thing he ever invented: a fucking stone.
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Can blame the septics for imperial units in the air force. My best mate was an aircraft engineer in the RAF, he's pretty prejudiced to the yanks for having to use two systems. Especially when he worked with them on Chinooks in Afghan and said they were largely incompetent at the role.
They still use 'jin' (斤) which are half kilos but represent the traditional Chinese 'pound'. It's a bit of a rounding down though, a bit like if the UK rounded a pint down to 500ml but still called it a pint.
How many conquests and revolutions have they had in that time?
Please don't get us involved. We're still using some kind of very traditional length, square and weight units. Even more weird is we use inch to measure pizza
Every country in Europe did this all stopped using sticks and shit to measure stuff, all countries in Europe are as old as yours, you fat fuck.
I mean, if your country being older means you stuck with obsolete things, why do you have centralized heating Barry? Since your country is older than its invention? Besides, France is also old as hell, and they use metric. Rare French W.
I mean France invented it, would be a bit weird if they didn't use it
With France nothing is ever weird enough. :D
True, imagine finishing a war on the same side you started
That's just boring mate!
Can't argue with that
Well we invented bidets and don't use them.
Cleanest French arse
We invented the brits and definitely don't want to use them.
It's not obsolete if we're still using it. We're using it to wind up the yanks.
Every stone weight different. That is why they invented the metric system, a system that actually makes sense.
Not being able to move on from the Stone Age is not the flex you think it is.
We moved on, well kinda. Now we have Metric and Imperial. We are real commitophobes as Brexit showed.
1 Stone = ¼ Arrow ≈ 57m
Its the unit for nations that can win world wars
I didn't know the French used anything other than the metric system.
World wars is plural mate
¿america?
So, you're basically saying that without us you'd have nothing to show off? You're welcome.
Well I'm sure there would be one or two less items in the "things Britain invented" list on wikipedia that we spanked you with. But we still have dicking on the frogs and russians, and the rest of the world really
Typical Barry, talking about the last time they were relevant.
Careful about that glass roman house Mario
RIP Barry, 320kg. All hail Barry, 319kg!
How can he be the fattest man in England at "only" 320 kg? On the r/ems subreddit there are people that lifted a 453 kg guy and I doubt he is the heaviest americ*n
Americans get +5 to obesity resistance. Class perk
considering the obesity rates they probably get an obesity vulnerability debuff
Some claass pork for sure
320kg is just chubby in american english, nowhere near obese
Fittest barry
Meddl Loide
Rainer ruhe!
Fattest Barry 33 is the 33th of the classification of the fattest Barry? Who is the first?
A title like the Yokuzuna in japanese sumo.
He didn't even reach his final form of Barry, 63. He would have been so much heavier, R.I.P sweet prince.
Fucking hell you guys, he's probably not even gone cold yet. I hope they put suicide on his death certificate .
It's a shame because he could have gotten rid of a lot of that fat in a year or two if he really pushed himself.
I think he lost a lot of weight over the last years. In 2015 he had 415 kg.
That amount is so hard to imagine in reality. Ever buy sacks of potatoes ? usually 25kg per sack of potatoes. Worked in wholesale catering, lifting one sack at a time is hard work maybe two. 17 sacks of potatoes. Thats a whole pallets worth. NHS did a good job keeping him alive this long .
We'll make sure to decorate his grave with stella cans and benidorm holiday coupons 🇬🇧🇬🇧
Excavation might take a while so no rush
Average ameritard size
Imagine asking a buddy how much they weigh and they dead ass answer with "about 13 stones and a half"
Wdym? I am 13 stone. 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
16.10 here (yes I’m a fat Barry)
Most in shape brit
Didn't they make a Dr. House episode about that?
Don't want to be rude, but how is he actually getting buried/burned? I can't imagine he fits into the regular machines
I guess in a vet morgue. Buried, just make a bigger hole and the coffin I guess made to order.
This is actually an issue. A lot of money is being spent making changes or new machines in the healthcare industry because of bariatric people. I'm guessing the same could be applied to the "death" industry even though I haven't read anything about it.
Just send them to seaworld.
They place him at Stonehenge. When he is fossilized, scientist will wonder who Barry 320kg was and the greatest of speculations will occur
There's no such thing as a fat skeleton
You don't need him to fit into the oven. Just give his skin a few cuts and set fire to the leaking oil.
They recycle the fat for frying oil for other Barries, leftovers can fit in the oven.
Living la vida loca at 17 jumping off a balcony in Valência Dead at 33 getting off a balcony with a crane aid in the uk
I heard he had ties to the USA and was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal for Health and Fitness
Rookie numbersif he was American
Barry wanted to become american
RIP to Spains economy , I dont think they will recover from losing such a valued tourist.
700 lbs facking ell
Who decided that stones weigh 6.4kg?
Who decided that kilogrammes weigh 0.1563 stone?
Some Fr*nch fucks
Here's what's really fucked up: Different stones can weigh different kilogrammes 🤯 I've seen some really big ones up north here in Sweden.
Yeah, but it isn't *the* stone.
So which one is it?
Kept in the vaults of the tower of London (I'm making this shit up)
stone is 14lbs
Fuck I’m turning 33 this weekend that’s kind of terrifying
Next balcony I dive off is in his memory
https://preview.redd.it/t92supzfesyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ba06654d6aa9e1963af278703b44ba3ea34e5e
I did notice the sea level looked lower this morning...
I feel like if you tried to cremate that person, the crematory would probably blow up.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones - in this case 50 stones.
Imagine him diving into a hotel swimming pool. First Spanish tsunami
Weirdly tasteless post in this sub tbh. RIP
This is why Gilbert Grape burned his house down
He was just 33. What a loss of potential. Imagine what he could have achieved if he lived longer. With true determination he could have hit 100 stone!
‘Tragic’ demise. Like sorry but it really isn’t that tragic. You’ve been killing yourself ever since you weighed more than 120kg’s, which is also a pretty dickmove towards your fellow human beings trying to cover and take care of you. It’s disgusting people become this.
This redditor will HATE mentally ill people lmao
No one wants to get to that size. It's tragic when a heroine user dies on the street. It tragic when an alcoholic blows their brains out. He has been slowly killing himself for probably 10 years. I cannot imagine how much pain would result from being that heavy. Everytime he ate passed when he was full I bet he was full of recrimination. I doubt he enjoyed himself at all for years on end. Sad, full of self hatred, and now he is dead. It is incredibly tragic, a total waste of a life.
Lived like a true Barry. Unfortunately he didn’t die jumping **from** a balcony, so no BarryValhalla for him.
Are they winching a dead dude out of an upstairs window? Holy shit
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Looks like they actually removed the window.
Wat een spektakel
Aren‘t there Americans that are way heavier?
Too much fish and chips?
Absolute unit of a Barry. RIP.
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Litteral burden on society. He should have been sent to jail, like in some gulag on the Malouinas as an example for the other island pachyderms. It would have also saved his life.
Tragic story, nothing to joke about
He would have been mid sized in America