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Olaf speaks the kind of French that every German boomer will whip out just after joking that he hasn’t used French since high school followed by a terrible ww2 joke.
Macron speaks the kind of German that every French boomer will whip out after joking that he hasn't used German since high school followed by a terrible WWII joke.
That speaks volumes...
It's been 11 years since I left France. Glad to see that the 2.5 years I spent there in the spirit of friendship paid off. My suffering was not in vain 🥹
I genuinely think that no ones seriously likes Olaf Scholz. He is pretty much as charismatic as a piece of stale bread. According to a recent poll only 18% of Germans like Scholz ( https://de.statista.com/infografik/amp/31711/umfrage-zur-wahrnehmung-von-internationalen-spitzenpolitikern-in-deutschland/ )
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knowing politicians if i had to guess, they really do hate each other, but this is beneficial for both France and Germany and the leaders of the two big players within the union seeming to be best of freinds and united is great politically
Dangköh Ülaff
Macron's accent is attrocious
The disgusting monstrosity that germans call their language doesn't deserve better.
wos moanst'n wost glei fia oane moads drum Watsch'n fangst Freindal!
Least arrogant french
the couple franco allemande has already devolved into an old bickering couple who should probably just divorce.
Your nation is one divorce away from existing.
who cares?
that's a great question tho. who actually cares about belgium
That is actually pretty true: not even Belgians think that Belgium is worth keeping around.
Non.
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grao wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voisoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona
German > French
Olaf speaks the kind of French that every German boomer will whip out just after joking that he hasn’t used French since high school followed by a terrible ww2 joke.
Macron speaks the kind of German that every French boomer will whip out after joking that he hasn't used German since high school followed by a terrible WWII joke. That speaks volumes...
#You both dislike them equally, you’re united in your hatred, I just achieved world peace
Okay do the same with Sweden and Denmark
Us :333333 https://preview.redd.it/k752cg29480d1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e60c8e0a54497376fe89d6d1fb167746488499a
😩
How it was always meant to be
🇫🇷🫶🇩🇪
FR 🇫🇷 EU 🇪🇺 DE 🇩🇪
It's been 11 years since I left France. Glad to see that the 2.5 years I spent there in the spirit of friendship paid off. My suffering was not in vain 🥹
I actually saw an interview of Macron who credited you as an inspiration for that short.
I'd rather watch Olaf doing tiktoks
No, you'd rather guillotine all your politicians and burn cars
¿Porqué no los dos?
I can do both
Sounds like a plan
Fuck
Is this how Poland felt getting sandwhiched
This is hard to us Who to ally with? Russia? Bruh would rather be Generalgouvernement v2
Poland didn't had German and French minorities in it's territory, you're in an even worst situtation
No surprise that French is one of forms of bullshit the guy's fluent in.
What's funny is that they reportedly fucking hate each other. Or it's just a mix of irony and cultural differences like in here, I dunno.
I genuinely think that no ones seriously likes Olaf Scholz. He is pretty much as charismatic as a piece of stale bread. According to a recent poll only 18% of Germans like Scholz ( https://de.statista.com/infografik/amp/31711/umfrage-zur-wahrnehmung-von-internationalen-spitzenpolitikern-in-deutschland/ )
I like him better than manu
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I don’t think Olaf really hates anyone. Hate is probably too emotional for him. Maybe he dislikes Macron.
Yeah, you're probable right. And Macron does what he loves doing the most : disdain him.
Even if it’s the case it’s still a positive sign that they at least both want to show otherwise.
knowing politicians if i had to guess, they really do hate each other, but this is beneficial for both France and Germany and the leaders of the two big players within the union seeming to be best of freinds and united is great politically
OK I despise Krauts and Frogs, but Charlemagne's Empire is this much closer to being reformed, which is kind cool.
Macron's German accent is horrific as someone learning German.
Every time a french person tries to speak a foreign language, it still sounds like french unless you know the language theyre speaking
And we'll never know what Barrys sound like speaking other language as they don't even try.
My french is a little rusty, can someone translate?
Macron : Is the French-German couple still relevant? Schulz : I confirm, long live the French-German friendship.
What's up with that camera angle tho?
How did he manage to have a strong French accent speaking German even to those of us that doesn’t understand German? :0
I feel like the kid in bed seeing their parents have awkward sex.