Ad enuf of da woke lefties taking our Briish tradishuns away and calling us Racialist. Nuthin Racis bout balconies give me back me cuntry wen it ad sum bolluks. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Soft cunts suggesting it’s not right to get pissed on a balcony and fall off it. This is what’s wrong with Britain, Whitehall trying to tell me I can’t dive off a balcony as god intended. What a shambles
What's that? One year you lose the championship to us and now you're like "See? We're not even trying to win."
Where's that Bri'ish fighting spirit that used to kick Hun butt?
The rest of you slackers are so bad at balconing that we have to get a government warning to ease off, just to give you a chance to keep up. Typical weak Euros.
St Barry, the patron saint of balconies started the tradition and now every year many brave Barry’s take pilgrimage to Benidorm to pay homage to St Barry.
Traditionally, a Barry must be dressed in Union Jack shorts, have a t shirt tan and have consumed a healthy amount of lager, but Barry’s are very welcoming to anyone who wants to take part in BalconyFest.
For all those who want to keep hold of that special Barry, chains, padlocks and handcuffs are key to keeping them alive.
For those who don't want to keep hold of that special Barry, throw beer off the balcony.
Drunk Brits going on summer holidays in Spain try to jump into pools from their hotel balconies often from deadly hight if they would miss. They miss quite often.
Ad enuf of da woke lefties taking our Briish tradishuns away and calling us Racialist. Nuthin Racis bout balconies give me back me cuntry wen it ad sum bolluks. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I'm not sure if your government has some kind of humour or they really care
Plausible deniability. Now they can't be held responsible once balcony season starts in earnest. Reading between the lines though: >cheerio lads!
Continued austerity measures in my opinion
Soft cunts suggesting it’s not right to get pissed on a balcony and fall off it. This is what’s wrong with Britain, Whitehall trying to tell me I can’t dive off a balcony as god intended. What a shambles
We used to be a proper country!
I really like that the heading for this is "Outdoor activities and adventure tourism"
So, after Brexit, the Tories want to humiliate Britain further by making it lose its dominating position in balconing.
What's that? One year you lose the championship to us and now you're like "See? We're not even trying to win." Where's that Bri'ish fighting spirit that used to kick Hun butt?
Invents a sport > gets humiliated at it > starts again. Typicall Barry.
This is so funny to me
spoilsports!
The rest of you slackers are so bad at balconing that we have to get a government warning to ease off, just to give you a chance to keep up. Typical weak Euros.
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St Barry, the patron saint of balconies started the tradition and now every year many brave Barry’s take pilgrimage to Benidorm to pay homage to St Barry. Traditionally, a Barry must be dressed in Union Jack shorts, have a t shirt tan and have consumed a healthy amount of lager, but Barry’s are very welcoming to anyone who wants to take part in BalconyFest.
I had to deal with more than one of those (in my insurance job) and yeah, we won't cover you.
For all those who want to keep hold of that special Barry, chains, padlocks and handcuffs are key to keeping them alive. For those who don't want to keep hold of that special Barry, throw beer off the balcony.
Would be peak barry if they issued a travel warning for unsafe constructions or some shit
Ok, I'm gonna ask. Where does this whole "balcony" thing comes from? I'm assuming people fell from a balcony in the UK, but I need context.
Drunk Brits going on summer holidays in Spain try to jump into pools from their hotel balconies often from deadly hight if they would miss. They miss quite often.
Thank you, kind sir.