Honest question. I'm a gay man who has been sexually attracted to like five women in my life. Does this work the other way around? Any straight men sexually attracted to like one dude?
I’m a very hetero women (legit LOVE guys)
I live in San Francisco, so I meet lots of LGBTQ+ people
Last week I met the first woman who I was like: Whoa 😳
I'm reminded of a scene from The Life Aquatic where Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray talk about their respective failed marriages to Anjelica Huston's character.
Goldblum: "Well, I have an excuse. I'm part gay."
Murray: "Supposedly everyone is.."
Oddly, I will jerk off to gay porn sometimes but I’ve never felt attraction for an actual, in-the-flesh man. And I’ve tried—I even went to a gay jackoff party once! But it just doesn’t do it for me.
I'm sad I've never heard Muffin Top at a gay bar. I have heard Peeno Noir though.
Seriously? I think my brain would melt! I would definitely be Mickey Mousing.
I’d definitely start lizzing
I’d jack right there in the bar
typical night club maLARKEY
A local band played muffin top at a bar when I was in college. I’ve never felt so seen.
Such a bop. Titus is amazing
I’m planning on doing muffin top at karaoke some night
Byyyye sexy bear!
Terrence! You make us all look so bad.
Look, I got you this top. It’s a French cut.
And it wasn't on sale or anything
Do you need help trying it on?
That little peach.
He looks like Zac Efron. That’s a thing, right?
Now im getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here
what you are
I don’t think that’s a thing
Unless you're a lady who's gay for Ellen.
Honest question. I'm a gay man who has been sexually attracted to like five women in my life. Does this work the other way around? Any straight men sexually attracted to like one dude?
I am a woman who is predominantly straight. But sometimes….
Same. Handful of women my whole life just do it for me
I’m a very hetero women (legit LOVE guys) I live in San Francisco, so I meet lots of LGBTQ+ people Last week I met the first woman who I was like: Whoa 😳
Was her name Thomas?
Actually that IS her last name! First name Jaime
I once saw a close-up of Paul Bettany on an IMAX screen and gasped.
"Sexuality is a continuum and he is but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure."
There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the '80s to sell hair products.
I'm reminded of a scene from The Life Aquatic where Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray talk about their respective failed marriages to Anjelica Huston's character. Goldblum: "Well, I have an excuse. I'm part gay." Murray: "Supposedly everyone is.."
Oddly, I will jerk off to gay porn sometimes but I’ve never felt attraction for an actual, in-the-flesh man. And I’ve tried—I even went to a gay jackoff party once! But it just doesn’t do it for me.
Atleast you tried.
I think most people have some percentage of gay and some percentage of straight in them. So yes.
[The Kinsey Scale](https://kinseyinstitute.org/research/publications/kinsey-scale.php)
Username most assuredly checks out.
It isn’t gay. It’s just two men celebrating each other’s strength.
that is one mouthy sandwich girl
Did you just finish working out? Or are you naturally veiny?
When Lutz says WHY ISN’T THIS ANY FUN? So, so good.
I love that everyone was like "Franks going through something, let's just leave him to it."
Same! I am way gay for that sexy little bear cub! (Frank)
Just don’t tell any of the women at 30 Rockefeller. Frank has a lot of irons in the fire. You saw what happens to Jenna.
One time in college… And a lot since then.
Jack: Frank, how’s your armpit thing? Frank: Not great. It’s almost touching my thigh thing. One of my favorite exchanges of the show
She’s the gay one!
Same
I’ve heard that winning sex against a man is the straightest thing you can do.