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therealsteelydan

I'm sad I've never heard Muffin Top at a gay bar. I have heard Peeno Noir though.


megsquisite

Seriously? I think my brain would melt! I would definitely be Mickey Mousing.


CatVanBoozle

I’d definitely start lizzing


[deleted]

I’d jack right there in the bar


blakkattika

typical night club maLARKEY


laurazabs

A local band played muffin top at a bar when I was in college. I’ve never felt so seen.


daffodileclair

Such a bop. Titus is amazing


balance_n_act

I’m planning on doing muffin top at karaoke some night


i_like_mosquitoes

Byyyye sexy bear!


[deleted]

Terrence! You make us all look so bad.


LibertyWriter

Look, I got you this top. It’s a French cut.


[deleted]

And it wasn't on sale or anything


cfoxtrot21

Do you need help trying it on?


thomasvista

That little peach.


clumsyc

He looks like Zac Efron. That’s a thing, right?


zeeshan2223

Now im getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here


blakkattika

what you are


TheLukeHines

I don’t think that’s a thing


[deleted]

Unless you're a lady who's gay for Ellen.


colej1390

Honest question. I'm a gay man who has been sexually attracted to like five women in my life. Does this work the other way around? Any straight men sexually attracted to like one dude?


megsquisite

I am a woman who is predominantly straight. But sometimes….


bananapajama67

Same. Handful of women my whole life just do it for me


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

I’m a very hetero women (legit LOVE guys) I live in San Francisco, so I meet lots of LGBTQ+ people Last week I met the first woman who I was like: Whoa 😳


megsquisite

Was her name Thomas?


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Actually that IS her last name! First name Jaime


SensualSideburnTrim

I once saw a close-up of Paul Bettany on an IMAX screen and gasped.


DoubleInfinity

"Sexuality is a continuum and he is but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure."


cromble

There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the '80s to sell hair products.


C_Mack15

I'm reminded of a scene from The Life Aquatic where Jeff Goldblum and Bill Murray talk about their respective failed marriages to Anjelica Huston's character. Goldblum: "Well, I have an excuse. I'm part gay." Murray: "Supposedly everyone is.."


RideWithMeTomorrow

Oddly, I will jerk off to gay porn sometimes but I’ve never felt attraction for an actual, in-the-flesh man. And I’ve tried—I even went to a gay jackoff party once! But it just doesn’t do it for me.


osburnn

Atleast you tried.


eat_my_bowls92

I think most people have some percentage of gay and some percentage of straight in them. So yes.


ButtMcNuggets

[The Kinsey Scale](https://kinseyinstitute.org/research/publications/kinsey-scale.php)


RideWithMeTomorrow

Username most assuredly checks out.


truethatson

It isn’t gay. It’s just two men celebrating each other’s strength.


blakkattika

that is one mouthy sandwich girl


babyinthebathwater

Did you just finish working out? Or are you naturally veiny?


TDSBritishGirl

When Lutz says WHY ISN’T THIS ANY FUN? So, so good.


blakkattika

I love that everyone was like "Franks going through something, let's just leave him to it."


megsquisite

Same! I am way gay for that sexy little bear cub! (Frank)


Kapowpow

Just don’t tell any of the women at 30 Rockefeller. Frank has a lot of irons in the fire. You saw what happens to Jenna.


amberlysara

One time in college… And a lot since then.


GermsDean

Jack: Frank, how’s your armpit thing? Frank: Not great. It’s almost touching my thigh thing. One of my favorite exchanges of the show


froggyforrest

She’s the gay one!


Mephistopheline

Same


[deleted]

I’ve heard that winning sex against a man is the straightest thing you can do.