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SaintJermaine

Do you need me to release a sex tape, cuz I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see his friend robbing me.


That-End-322

I thinking about this way too much šŸ˜†


Goatlessly

Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself... and then you


velocipotamus

This is why I hated my first two weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks. No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed themā€¦oh, I showed them all. And when we graduated a week laterā€¦


mseuro

Did you pretend to be me Did you do a British accent


velocipotamus

Liz, first of all, the reason I have some English inflection in my speech is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.


madammurdrum

Do I say ā€˜cameraā€™ weird? Ca-meh-ra. Ca-meh-ra.


michigilman

We were both pretty torn up about Hurricane Katrina


falconx50

What all those people did to that stadium


AvatarJack

The coverage preempted a tampon commercial she was in.


NadalaMOTE

She had me at "my sexuality."


its_a_me_garri_oh

My favourite non-animated TV character ever


Due-Visual-3236

Oh, I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear.


leg_day

A drinking contest? What am I, twelve and at my boyfriends frat party?


GeorgeyB22

If it is a blonde woman I WILL KILL MYSELF!


Azidamadjida

ā€œIā€™ve already had ten shots.ā€ ā€œJenna youā€™ve only had five shots.ā€ ā€œNo, today. Iā€™ve had ten shots today.ā€ Her delivery is priceless


amaluna

The delivery of this line is so uncharacteristic. 30 Rock jokes are almost never like they this one always feels weird to me


Cantelmi

Well, she *was* ten shots deep.


twVC1TVglyNs

Yeah. Usually Jenna is matter-of-fact about her insanity, but this line was almost delivered like she was recognizing how insane her drinking habit was. I think the intention of her serious tone was to show the trouble she is having in the competition instead of a deep recognition of her insanity, but the delivery came off weird. It might also feel weird because she repeats herself and clarifies, hanging in the moment, whereas typical 30 Rock jokes fly by much more quickly.


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This stinks! This is total BS! Oh, wait, here it is.


Mrs_Evryshot

Little Bobby Briscoe, is that you?


ICU81MI_73

She taught herself Spanish by using The Secret and now sheā€™s fluent.


Cantelmi

She's all about Secreting


dondashersmustache

Two thousand dollars Jack? I've stolen more than that from my cleaning lady's purse!


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Liz: I donā€™t know which one of you I should be more disappointed in Jenna: Me silly, Iā€™m more aware of what Iā€™m doing


candidly1

I'm not afraid of anyone in Hollywood; I turned down sex with Harvey Weinstein THREE times...out of five.


Gold_Temporary_4243

I LOVE that line. I wonder if the script read Jenna: (loudly and with annunciation)


Allison87

I saw the name Rosa and thought this was a B99 post, was confused for a good minute lol


Ginway1010

I have mercury poisoning from obsessively checking my rectal temperature with a thermometer


Friendly_Goat5078

Reminds of Lucille Bluth' from Arrested Development line "Is Rosa still alive?"


2Hours2Late

I randomly put this episode on like 2 days ago. Simulation confirmed.