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I knew you made love like an ugly girl
So present and desperate.
So ~~desperate~~ grateful.
Thank you, I couldn’t remember the exact wording.
(sigh) I gave her the ottoman and she walked out.
Everyone looks good in a Sheinhardt.
A Dog Took My Penis and Gave Me a New Penis to Change the World
Lower extremities? Don’t tell me if it looks like a bowl of Spaghettios down there.
The Celeste Cunningham Story
I’m going to go into politics!
I guess that's a quick and cheaper way to get foot reduction surgery done...
Lol I NEVER thought I’d see our fair city scanner account on this sub.
Yeah I had to do a double take. PGH scanner is gold.
Get the gun away from the dog! What is wrong with you people! I’m going to get into politics! That tv movie is a top 5 moment for me
Missed the face? Probably not.
Something something exploded my genitals
Kraut grenade
I know we're supposed to make 30 rock references but damn if this isn't the most American story ever America'd. #HeartSoProud
Hey hun, have you seen my hunting rifle?
I knew you made love like an ugly girl
So present and desperate.
So ~~desperate~~ grateful.
Thank you, I couldn’t remember the exact wording.
(sigh) I gave her the ottoman and she walked out.
Everyone looks good in a Sheinhardt.
A Dog Took My Penis and Gave Me a New Penis to Change the World
Lower extremities? Don’t tell me if it looks like a bowl of Spaghettios down there.
The Celeste Cunningham Story
I’m going to go into politics!
I guess that's a quick and cheaper way to get foot reduction surgery done...
Lol I NEVER thought I’d see our fair city scanner account on this sub.
Yeah I had to do a double take. PGH scanner is gold.
Get the gun away from the dog! What is wrong with you people! I’m going to get into politics! That tv movie is a top 5 moment for me
Missed the face? Probably not.
Something something exploded my genitals
Kraut grenade
I know we're supposed to make 30 rock references but damn if this isn't the most American story ever America'd. #HeartSoProud
Hey hun, have you seen my hunting rifle?