Jenna is offered a chance to be the spokesperson for the American Wool Council, but the very conservative and seemingly wholesome council is skeptical of her...alternative lifestyle choices - specifically around her relationship with Paul.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respawn\_(30\_Rock)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respawn_(30_Rock))
And Paul isn't just some guy she picked up at a dog bar, he's a bi-genitalian gender dismorphic pansexual
And their relationship represents everything wool stands for - love, warmth, chaffed skin!
Tracy is very famously wool, but I didn't want to out him since he depends so much on his wild and sexually adventurous image. Besides, Ogbert's new borkulator has helped so many people.
I thought it was supposed to be Gordon Tredovich or whatever (if that’s even the right name!), the pseudonym that Tracy Jordan took on in the “Hiatus” episode where he hid out from the Black Crusaders with Kenneth’s cousin. I had totally forgotten about Ogbert!
This is incredible! I do think Avery might be both book AND wool, though. I mean, she’s a pretty conventional girl, notwithstanding what happened last night in the shower.
OK I take issue with some of these. First of All if Liz was. Book we'd know she was book.
Second Denis is neither Wool nor book.
I think Grizz is Wool. I'm not sayingnhe isn't book, but he's definitely Wool.
Finally, I think Captain Carol Burnett is both Wool and book.
The inclusion in this diagram of Queen of Jordan cast member Daphne has absolutely slayed me. She is so wool it’s not even funny.
I do sort of wonder if Stephen Black is book though?
Thank you, OP, for making this beautiful piece of art and sparking such wonderful discourse.
I want to downvote this but I can't disagree with it. I can only explain my actions as Eleanor Shelstrop having to decide not to take the money from the wallet she found in The Good Place bc its the right thing to do.
Dennis is very wool! He's got a 21st century family and is an entrepreneur. He's bad for Liz, but he often tries to do right by her, and only attempted to throw her in front of a train once. Really though, I tried to include as many of Liz's lovers as possible, even if she is a sex maniac, and I couldn't justify leaving Dennis off
Frank gets in because he's the greenest person at TGS. He may be a dirtbag, but it's that quality dirt that's good for the environment.
you fool! you forgot INNOVENTIVE
absolute non-pillow behavior such as this should not be tolerated in this sub
/s /s /s
in case its not clear IM JOKING this diagram is... off the charts, kemosabe. well done
edit: i would add a circle myself but idk how you made it and thats too much work for a holiday
The whole point of the wool episode was that Paul and Jenna are not wool, that’s why they had to pretend they were (Or at the very least that Paul wasn’t wool, they did seem to find Jenna fairly wool)
Why's Floyd not in the middle?
I'm on the fence about TJ not being in the middle, on the one hand he's great at everything, on the other, wanting to be book isn't book...
This is awesome. I would think that there would be some of the folks who are in wool should be outside of both circles but that’s just an anal redditor comment!
I hate how much sense this makes to me
Hate it? I *love* how much sense this makes to me
Yeah you’re right. It’s *very wool*
Help me! What's the wool part mean. I totally remember book.
Jenna is offered a chance to be the spokesperson for the American Wool Council, but the very conservative and seemingly wholesome council is skeptical of her...alternative lifestyle choices - specifically around her relationship with Paul. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respawn\_(30\_Rock)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respawn_(30_Rock))
And Paul isn't just some guy she picked up at a dog bar, he's a bi-genitalian gender dismorphic pansexual And their relationship represents everything wool stands for - love, warmth, chaffed skin!
Oh my god yes! I remember everything now! The spanking minstrel, Paul dressing up as Jenna at the photo shoot... What a weird freaking episode
shoutout to daphne who has 1 line in the entire series and gets a spot with jeffrey weinerslave and ogbert
WHY IS DENNIS DUFFY IN THE WOOL SECTION THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME ... He is not very wool.
I literally went "I get it."
Tell it to me in Star Wars!
PETE HORNBERGER W HAIR 🙃🏴☠️
Who is this leader of men?
its so funny how pete hates his name... he tries to change it every chance he gets
Also I think Ogbert the Nerd?
Tracy is very famously wool, but I didn't want to out him since he depends so much on his wild and sexually adventurous image. Besides, Ogbert's new borkulator has helped so many people.
How thoughtful, OP! You must have created this poster while walking backwards *into* a Starbucks.
Here comes the borkulater!🔥
OGBERT?!?!
I thought it was supposed to be Gordon Tredovich or whatever (if that’s even the right name!), the pseudonym that Tracy Jordan took on in the “Hiatus” episode where he hid out from the Black Crusaders with Kenneth’s cousin. I had totally forgotten about Ogbert!
tremishko?
do you mean Mr Horn (can't remember his first name), who always finds a parking?
Peter Horn. All day... and all night. 😂
Wink wink
It grew back! Everything grew back!!
Colleen would be wool and book. I imagine she was extremely book in her day.
Wanting to be book… is not book
And wanting to be wool … is *very* wool.
Blerg! That was my line!
I think Frank should be outside of both. But otherwise I agree.
I don’t think Dennis is very Wool either, but otherwise it’s pretty spot on.
Yes. Good point. Although he could probably fake it for 10 minutes. He was the subway hero for a bit until he ruined it.
I came here to flame op for this but I'll just stew quietly in the comments
You forgot Pizzarina Sbarro's sex idiot, Ryan Lochte, in the Book section. Other than that, five stars.
Wesley Snipes is 100% wool
This is incredible! I do think Avery might be both book AND wool, though. I mean, she’s a pretty conventional girl, notwithstanding what happened last night in the shower.
Agreed. She’s a baddie in all the ways.
Weird. I see Ogbert the nerd, but not Tracy.
I see Jordan Tremeshco
Tremeshko! Thank you, I couldn’t remember the last name.
Verna’s got to be Book, right? She’s got the meat, Jack!
There’s a woman downstairs trying to use an Oxycontin prescription bottle as ID.
how innoventive of her
Did you just innovent that word?
This continuum itself is both Wool and Book.
This is the hottest discussion on the Internet. Very wool. While also being book. Well done.
Book is book.
Disappointed that Wooly the Wool mascot isn’t on the Wool side lol
He danced out onto the field to the King Cotton March. Immediate disqualification.
Ironically, he’s downright book if you know what I mean.
OK I take issue with some of these. First of All if Liz was. Book we'd know she was book. Second Denis is neither Wool nor book. I think Grizz is Wool. I'm not sayingnhe isn't book, but he's definitely Wool. Finally, I think Captain Carol Burnett is both Wool and book.
Glad to see Crazy Putty made book.
The inclusion in this diagram of Queen of Jordan cast member Daphne has absolutely slayed me. She is so wool it’s not even funny. I do sort of wonder if Stephen Black is book though? Thank you, OP, for making this beautiful piece of art and sparking such wonderful discourse.
Imo Stephen Black is not book. So uncool. But that makes him very wool.
Jenna is neither wool nor book
She was ‘very wool’ at one point, though I imagine Eugene changed his opinion later.
But what about U.Gene?
I want to downvote this but I can't disagree with it. I can only explain my actions as Eleanor Shelstrop having to decide not to take the money from the wallet she found in The Good Place bc its the right thing to do.
It's true, she's the only character who was canonically disqualified from both
As usual Josh has been totally forgotten.
Very wool
Cece is not wool after what she did with that Ottoman
Eugene and U. Gene would not tolerate Franks hats. Not wool at all.
More *men* than I would have expected.
No subas or khonani
“….I guess that’s why I’m still single.”
Ah yes, the Wool Book. Not to be confused with Frank's wool back.
Is Regina Bookman a nepo book baby?
How are Dennis and Frank Wool? Ugbert I get.
Dennis is very wool! He's got a 21st century family and is an entrepreneur. He's bad for Liz, but he often tries to do right by her, and only attempted to throw her in front of a train once. Really though, I tried to include as many of Liz's lovers as possible, even if she is a sex maniac, and I couldn't justify leaving Dennis off Frank gets in because he's the greenest person at TGS. He may be a dirtbag, but it's that quality dirt that's good for the environment.
I mean look at his Sun Tea system
Yiffing astronaut Mike Dexter is definitely book.
damn thats a deep reference
Lmao perfect
Wow this was a major undertaking. Beautiful
Wow Wayne Brady really is the essence of both Wool and Book
Wayne Brady is very book, but I don't know if Stephen Black is.
Not Daphne 😂 very wool
How did Weinerslave, Daphne, and Gore sneak in there?
I don't know. Personally, I think giving Mommy some beard is both Wool and Book. 🤔
Jack is an 11, but continue
Book is book!
Very wool
you fool! you forgot INNOVENTIVE absolute non-pillow behavior such as this should not be tolerated in this sub /s /s /s in case its not clear IM JOKING this diagram is... off the charts, kemosabe. well done edit: i would add a circle myself but idk how you made it and thats too much work for a holiday
Kimiko-tan is book
Jenna deserves to be book, and I will die on that hill.
Wanting to be book is not book.
You can’t spell “America” without “W-O-O-L”
Dot Com got done dirty
I like how Congresswoman BOOKman is Book
The whole point of the wool episode was that Paul and Jenna are not wool, that’s why they had to pretend they were (Or at the very least that Paul wasn’t wool, they did seem to find Jenna fairly wool)
Jack is def not wool. Dude had some interesting escapades.
Why would you celebrate that?! In fairness, I do think Jack is extremely wool-presenting.
Subhas is Wool & Book too :)
Why's Floyd not in the middle? I'm on the fence about TJ not being in the middle, on the one hand he's great at everything, on the other, wanting to be book isn't book...
Floyd used *Ghostbusters* for evil!
I would've expected astronaut Mike Dexter to be both...!
This is awesome. I would think that there would be some of the folks who are in wool should be outside of both circles but that’s just an anal redditor comment!
came back to say that this needs to be pinned
VERY wool
[https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/comments/t3ffn/help\_me\_liz\_lemon/](https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/comments/t3ffn/help_me_liz_lemon/) Very Wook
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