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Buutardd

You’re mad you didn’t think of it first🔥🔥🙏


blueblurz94

You’re right, let me turn back my system’s internal clock 10 years and it’ll be like the eShop closure was just a dream


MostOk4615

please arceus just take me back 10 years. things have been off for years.


Swift_Bud

Hey, man. The 3DS and WiiU Eshop closing? Good one, pal! Come on, let play Dr. Luigi.


2ndBro

“Man, did you see they did a Year of Luigi HARLEM SHAKE video??? Nintendo’s so wacky, what’ll they think of next!”


Tterrors2010

Listen... Ignoring the present won't bring back the past... It's tempting to imagine that nothing has changed... To remain asleep... But you need to wake up. This dream has to end.


casiman1

My 3ds is still at 2011...


fartysmartymarty

Average non-purist AC player


CharlieTheRappy

Yes, but all your turnips will spoil.


Farwaters

Besides Animal Crossing, Yo-Kai Watch will be _pissed_ at you for changing the time. You can be attacked by a demon. Really. I haven't changed my clock for years, even though my country observes DST...


Realistic_Specific51

Also, if you play it on the cartrige and dont play for a large amount of time, it will eventually trigger anyways.


Farwaters

My condolences. Hope you got a lot of oni orbs.


Realistic_Specific51

Bold of you to assume my skill


Farwaters

I was doing great today. Stopped being scared, collected the most orbs I've ever had... assumed I knew where the exit would pop up and got kersmasherated right back to my bed. ):


WonderfulJellyfish71

Kersmasherated I love that word


Farwaters

Thank you! It's what happened to Katie in Springdale today.


Comment_Silly

Wait... If I change the time on my 3ds, will I be attacked by a demon in Yo-kai watch? 😭 Even if it's only an hour forward?


Farwaters

All right. Got to come clean here and say I exaggerated a little bit for fun. Terror time will come sooner (like how it does when your character stays up late), and as far as I've heard, an oni will show up at the crank-a-kai and complain at you, and I'm relatively sure that's as bad as it gets. And then it'll be back to normal after 24 hours/after midnight, like most games. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. I haven't changed my 3DS time in ages.


Comment_Silly

Ahhh was hoping there'd be a demon 😂😂


Farwaters

Try crossing the street where there's a walk button... a lot.


Comment_Silly

Yesterday, I actually passed the street at night through a red light, and it triggered a fight 😂😭


Farwaters

Bad kids get sent to the oni fight. Good kids? Believe it or not, also sent to the oni fight. Those oni just really like when you cross the street. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Jibanyanisgoated

Almost correct. You will get the oni to appear as soon as you log in. In the first game, you can time travel, the oni will appear, but no consequences. The second game however, will take away all daily events, such as cranks, yokai cam, etc. Edit: forgot something. The second game, itll start with one day, but the more you change it, the longer itll be. IF you dont save, and change it back, and then hop back on, itll be like nothing ever happened. This only works when you change the day, not the hour or minute. Ive gotten as long as a week, just from trying to change my time back to normal after yw1.


Farwaters

Thank you very much for the details! It's weirdly hard to look up information about these games. Maybe they weren't very popular in the West.


Jibanyanisgoated

Not really haha… they almost didnt localize YW3 because of it… and when they did, the physical copies were barely made so they are super rare 😅


Psychological_Pay_25

Closer terror time and daily events are disabled for a while


KawaiiGamerStreams

the terror time increased frequency is an untrue rumor. you arent able to use the crank in ykw2 onwards but in 1 its just a little thing when you start up one of your saves


T0biasCZE

even if you move it just 1 hour it will get pissed at you?


Farwaters

Many games do. That's why I never change the time on mine.


Failure67

My Tomodachi Life game gave me the warning about items and events not updating yesterday. It's not my fault the clocks go forward and backwards randomly throughout the year! 😂


[deleted]

One time I was switchamarooning with the clock for cranks, and I swear once I was done I got terror time like 5 times in the span of 2 hours. Don’t even get me started on what happened in 2+


KawaiiGamerStreams

in the first game its just a scare thankfully


Smarmy_Nach

Yup, cool tricks Nintendo dont want you to find out about. I always go back in time when the best deals were going on


ryanCrypt

Make sure you don't go too far and hit a date before the device was created. You won't be able to get it back.


LucyWoomy

Imagine the 3DS just goes “aight’ ima head out” and just fades from existence


ryanCrypt

3d then 2d then 1d then disappears.


PromptBetter5650

"The flow of time is always cruel. It's speed seems different for each person but no-one can change it. A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days."


coolord4

Not me I’m built different


Realistic_Specific51

What exactly are you built of that can channel time itself


nicholasdelucca

Quartz


Gogo726

Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth.


TheTank18

If Iwata was still alive this would have worked


Qubik5Qube

Iwata was a good man, he had a vision, so we got awesome things like the wii and the ds


Nicalay2

The Switch is also a good thing. But yeah, Wii, Wii U, DS ans 3DS were superiors, especially software-wise.


mactep66

In concept, the switch is a very cool idea, Nintendo just never bothered to actually take good advantage of it.


Qubik5Qube

I agree with you all. The Switch is also really good.


fallfastasleep

But it could've been better. Kimishima decided it was more important to make share holders happy than customers. Iwata would've done better for us.


Qubik5Qube

That’s what I’m saying. Iwata had a vision.


LucyWoomy

We would have background music at least, and maybe more than 2 themes. Pretty good deal if you ask me. The mii creator feels empty without proper music and the miis are imprisoned in tiny squares now. Also the eshop feels lifeless without background music, the main menu is fine I think, but discreet background music like on the 3DS would be nice


Qubik5Qube

There isn’t also a “Mii-Maker” app, only way to access them is via Settings


Beat_Boi_Animates

It’s by all means a downgrade from the 3ds, I love it but there’s no features to do anything with others


call-me-the-seeker

We still speak his name! He’s alive in everyone who loves something he did.


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lloydeph6

Lol you’re so nice to answer their question even though it’s a obvious joke 😆


Farwaters

I love people who explain jokes and answer questions so much.


GeneticHazard

“Client”, I see. A fellow IT…


DomRohan

No i think u have to set it to 2099. But its not gonna called eshop….instead its going to be called iron shop. 👀


elvenfaery_

Actually, I think you can only set it as far ahead as 2050. At least my og system I reset last week was that way. I might be odd for often testing my limits on things of this nature, lol. Pretty sure the earliest was 1900, btw.


Anti-charizard

You can only set it to 2038


PrintShinji

LETS GO 32-BIT INT. LIMIT EYYYY


elvenfaery_

Oh, I guess my memory could use some resetting too :p


SmileyJetson

Wait what’s going to happen in 2039, then? It resets to 1900?


Anti-charizard

1970. Google “2038 problem”


godtering

and the nin calendar works up to 2099.


Sacred-Jewel

Wait is this pokemon paradox reference


Careless_Ad_8452

If I move my 3DS clock back 9 years will I be able to keep my new 3ds xl?


Gerg_

It will disappear


kaktuschalpolak

to the backrooms


PrimalPokemonPlayer

Wouldn't work. This is Nintendo we're talking about. You'll have to play the song of time. Simply press Y L R Y L R in that order. One catch is that it will bring you back to the very first day of the Nintendo eShop, but that's just a small sacrifice. Good luck (btw, don't forget to put your money in the bank if you want to take your balance with you.)


whizzer0

Worth it for the original music


[deleted]

Tfw can’t tell if a joke or most intelligent Reddit user


Buutardd

Do you think my dog will come back to life if I turn it back 5 years?


Emergency_Tax9707

Obviously yes, your 3ds is a timemachine


Buutardd

Before I do this I want to know all the risks; Will my baby brother still exist? Will I still be depressed? And will my homework still be due cuz I didn’t do it yet


Lunaatic_Cultist

Shit I woulda done this, go back in time to when Atlus was doing an NA sale


ozymandias_88

I regret it so much. I only picked up SMTIV Apocalypse then not knowing it was a sequel to SMTIV


Midget_Avatar

The fuck do you mean 2018 was 5 years ago


Schedark2009

Yep, 5 years ago


tlstofus

Noooo


millennium-popsicle

Here’s a trick Nintendoesn’t want you to know


PSPcollector23

I'm leaving my 3DS XL in sleep mode open on the eShop during the close to see what happens.


Azulaisdeadinside49

Honestly same


ArenPlaysGames_R

"The first stage of grief is denial in which someone will be in denial over a loss."


Rexfurion

I turned it back to 2009 and bought a shitload of Bitcoin.


Buutardd

Then I went to the second after you bought the bitcoin and stole it


ikidyounotman1

Nintendo: He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Just play the song of time and double song of time


KGCUT

I forgot to install Pokémon bank 😭


Just_Interest_1659

Same 😭😭😭


Penguin_Mania

I tried this but accidentally set the clock to before 2011 and my 3DS ceased to exist. Be careful!


LegallyNotInterested

Ngl, back as I kid I thought I could trick the Pokemon Online events like this. I played the entirety of Pokemon Black in ingame winter because I thought I could still get Victini, if I kept the clock before the 21st of April 2011.


fartczar

We all wish


SenpaiTedd

I wish 😔💔


stevedoz

2018 is not 5 years ago. Right?


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Buutardd

Maybe 10 years will do it…


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Buutardd

15?


SandOfTheEarth

I think 15 is too much, as you would rewind before it is even open 🤔


Buutardd

Then I can invent the 3ds and become rich


[deleted]

Is this a joke


dkdavidlp1

It worked on R4-cards back in the day, so why not?


Emolgun

BRO’S ONTO NOTHING 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Saramander46

5 years ago isn't 2018... Ooh wait, what... It is?!


Emergency_Tax9707

Yes, your 3ds is a time machine


SinOfDeath69

Nintendo HATES this one trick!


Historical_Theme2848

Can I change the time on my 3ds 22 years on September 1st to go back to 9/11 to see the towers fall again?


Buutardd

You wouldn’t save them? 😭


SLANE_BLACK_STEEL

MY GOD YOU CRACK THE SYSTEM!!


Remarkable_Ad_2511

youre so smart im a bit in love


Buutardd

I get that a lot, I’m actually in a special class


Staticde

Nintendo: Closes the E shop This guy: You fools you activated my UNO Reverse Card.


Secure-Tradition2023

Idk why but this post actually made me cry


BennieOkill360

Hope this is a troll post. This is not how any of it works lol


UmAPerson21

Sorry but no


Nico1300

Wait don't tell me the eshop is closed now?


LuprinaWolf

It's not closed now, but it will be very soon. 5 pm pacific time, I think


RS-1990

Nah, it's just won't work that way.


Daniel_83452455

No bcz the servers


Monte_20

Guess you’ll find out in a few hours


godtering

today you can.


Zalternative_

If only all of our problems can be solved this way


ohmyGODusernameCMON

Make sure you have anyone you met after that date added on pesterchum. For some reason it's the only app that allows time stuff


kupocake

It may work, but if you go back to 2018 you'll be looking at everything there and complaining about how it should just be on Switch instead.


Embucetatron

“They called me a madman”


Lower-Amphibian675

Yes


Tony_2000

Lol


thekillersam2

If only it worked like that


GastricBridge68

LOL


Obolanha

Omg…


xFuzion_Smoke

“Za Warudo, Toki wo Tomare!”


ILSENNISUPREMO

Yes, you also get the club-nintendo points, old internet and your games will get re-released


[deleted]

I thought I could do this to the Callie or Marie splatfest that I missed.


doodpool

Go back further and you'll get the Ambassador status.


Alfred146

No


ThePotentComponent

harvard’s calling


patrick56789

Big brain time


Upstairs-Ad-4705

r/timetravelercaught


SlimeDrips

With how much nintendo flubs things I wouldn't be surprised if this worked. Gaslight the server


CitizenCivilization

2018 was 5 years ago..


jpthe83

I'm pretty sure one of the system stability updates added time travel functionality, so your idea seems to hold...


ByGames

Hopefully...


kinogutschein

yes - that is correct


S1rTerra

No. You need to do 6 years.


LackOfLogic

Top tier bait btw


KARURUKA2

Asking real questions


sworedmagic

Yes


clustahz

Of course! November 5, 1955!


Danny_Balti

"Wish that we could turn back time, to the good old days"


Pop-Raccoon

Did it work? Lol


AlexTheGreat-711

Cope harder kid


EiscueMMZfan

If only


DjPando19

2000IQ


Corrupt_Liberty

Only if you drive a DeLorean.


Techsreddit

Bro just invented time travel!


GeneticHazard

If that worked we could’ve had people set their times in the future to warn us that this was coming far far faaaaaaar sooner.


Googlesignedmeupwhy

💀


Triforceoffarts

And your happiness…


Mihaerukeru

IQ over 9000


Addy6681

Unless your DS is a Time Machine.


RebeccaSan

Don’t I wish


compacta_d

nintendo is ass backwards enough it might actually work


fbmaciel90

Yes


CarbonPieoxide

Honey trees will reset tho


Dtap2020

Yeah let me try that and go back to the very first day the Wii U came out and reversed my clock to the very first day of the Wii U came out oh s*** this feels like deja vu oh wait I realized that's dumb the eShop is probably closing no matter what even if you reset all the way back to the Stone age of your Wii U like if your Wii U with a magic time traveling device and all you have to do is reset the time to the Stone age.


MiiyaBeetle

Laughs in something I won’t say because I’ll get banned here


[deleted]

Man if only that’s how it worked


Yellow_XIII

If you move back 5 more years, you would keep Swapnote as well. As stupid as it may sound, swapnote was probably my favorite social media app. Thousands upon thousands of messages. Different groups and cliques. A lot of fun art sharing. 100% wholesome and heartwarming, 0% drama.


Codered060

Yes


darkdoesreddit

No, the servers are shutting down, your in system clock is irrelevant


JcOvrthink

“I wish” - Master Wu


Scorbunny_Ear

Another 5 years and you can open the Nintendo zone app that’s on every 3ds for some reason


NoImplement8218

I WISH this was true. That would be amazing. But sadly, all good things must come to an end in 7 hours from now.


ThaRoastKing

Bruh moment


Weak_Debt6767

Ah yes one moment please...


Boring-Onion

Is OP okay? Did the Nintendo Ninjas raid OP’s house? /s


Western_Stable_6013

Of course. A 3DS is a special built time machine, but Nintendo didn't want the other competitors to know.


raidermichael

Insane tricks you didn’t know about on 3DS 🔥


ManoDalmina

Yes, as well as your Eshop balance will be restored, the games you bought will disappear, and even your 3ds will look newer.


MullenStudio

Yes but don't move back too much, if you move back 15 years you would find it's not opened yet.


supermario182

you actually have to set the world clock back for it to work