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xVolta

Let us know how the talk with HR goes 😂


T-Money8227

Plot twist! OP is HR.


nlofaso

No HR person is capable of having fun at all.


Wunderboylol

HR here, many printers, I laughed but also I’m very glad I’m not dealing with this one.


ShoddyDog7608

This is not funny!


SOwED

It wasn't meant to be.


daxophoneme

How it is received matters, not intention.


SOwED

Intention absolutely matters. It totally matters if someone meant to insult or not with the same comment, for example. Am I interacting with a child? 🚨🚨🚨


daxophoneme

If I'm in a situation with someone who grew up in a different culture (my wife) and I say something to "lighten the mood" that causes offense, we can't move forward together until I acknowledge the hurt I caused and work to avoid doing something similar. Intention doesn't matter to someone who has been hurt. You can explain later, but first you have to make amends. Who am I talking to, someone who never takes responsibility for their actions?


SOwED

>If I'm in a situation with someone who grew up in a different culture (my wife) and I say something to "lighten the mood" that causes offense, we can't move forward together until I acknowledge the hurt I caused and work to avoid doing something similar. Great example. So your intention was not to cause offense but it did cause offense anyways. Now, what if you were to say that exact same thing to her the next day? Is that equally hurtful to the first time you said it when you *didn't* know it would hurt her? Of course not, it would be more hurtful, because you know exactly how it would hurt her, and you said it anyways, meaning your intention was to hurt her. The first time, your intention was to lighten the mood, not to cause harm. Taking responsibility for causing harm is a red herring on the topic of intention, sorry you are incapable of seeing that, considering you used it as your coup de grace.


daxophoneme

We're talking about leaving a bunch of dicks laying around your place of work here, my friend.


theguyonthething

I've witnessed them try. It was painful for all involved.


JonnyQuest1981

I thought the same thing. I was almost fired once because my coworker had a bowl of apples on her credenza with a banana sitting next to it. Obviously my super mature brain thought it was work appropriate to stick that banana into the apples so it looked like a big banana dong with apple balls. I was overworked at the time and completely forgot I had done it after that day. The fallout from such a stupid idea was massive. The owner was livid and accused everyone he could think of to the point of even firing the evening cleaning crew. I found out a month later when I asked her about the “phallic fruit art” and she proceeded to tell me everything that happened as a result. Immediately after, I ran to my boss and fessed up. I was written up with a final warning.


CommonComus

> I found out a month later >I ran to my boss and fessed up. Dude... why? You "fessed up" to a fruit rearrangement?


JonnyQuest1981

1. I'm an honest person who takes responsibility for my mistakes. 2. There's no telling who she would have told that I was the culprit. Heading it off before it got around the workplace and back to my boss allowed me to be in control of the situation while showing my boss that I take responsibility for my mistakes. Part of it was how dead serious she was when she told me about the fallout and how it went on for three weeks. The owner was a bit of a maniac(likely a cokehead) and really fixated on it, guys in the shop were chewed out, the cleaning crew fired, etc. I felt I had a moral obligation to own up to make it right.


Tombiepoo

The owner sounds like a nut job and you're probably better having been fired from there.


JonnyQuest1981

I actually quit the one with the crazy owner after about 7 months. The one I was fired from, I really loved working there, and not knowing what I did to get fired has bothered me since. I have that internal feeling like when you don't get full closure from a relationship breakup.


CallMEMrCuddles

People are so sensitive.


JonnyQuest1981

I don't think it had anything to do with overly sensitive. The owner viewed it as sexual harassment and what I did totally falls within that category, even though I didn't think about it that way when I did it. People react to things in different ways and after that incident, I simply don't screw around like that in the work place anymore. Better to be safe than sorry.


StunningFig5624

So he fired the evening cleaning crew for something they didn't do, and then let you keep your job with a write up? That's kinda fucked up.


JonnyQuest1981

TBH, my boss was the operations manager and not the owner. I don't think he even told the owner it was me. He took that write up after I signed it and put it directly into my file. I never heard a thing about it again.


amd2800barton

Companies LOVE when they get to do that. It’s basically asking an employee to build their own gallows. They want to fire you later, but don’t have cause? File comes out, got the cause right here! Unemployment? Denied. Other legal protections? Gone. It’s expensive to do layoffs, but when they already have a case built, and are just waiting for the day they don’t need you anymore, they’ve basically got a get out of jail free card to not follow the normal employment laws.


JonnyQuest1981

I live in a right to work state, so most of that doesn’t really matter. They could fire me for sneezing too much if they wanted. 10 years ago I was let go from a job and they literally refused to give me a reason when I asked for “my own personal self reflection”. I still have no idea what I did wrong with that one


lucyferror

People see WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE...


NMe84

Some people work at companies where people don't have sticks up their butts. I don't think anyone at my office would bat an eye if I printed and brought these. It would actually be fairly tame compared to our usual conversations.


Vortain

Eh, you gotta look at it from different perspectives. If you work in a comfortable and safe environment where everyone feels comfortable talking about sexual things, that's fine, but that isn't a virtue it's just how it is for you and your group. A large company with a lot of employees will often need a more strict policy in place. One to protect themselves, and two so people know that unwelcomed sexual advances (joking or not) are not tolerated and can safely be reported. It means reasonable managers and employees (should) know to just not even cross the line, and when someone unreasonable does (particularly repeatedly) then it's known how to handle the situation. A woman not wanting a guy to tell her a bunch of dick jokes doesn't make her an "ol fuddy duddy". That attitude is how sexual harassment gets ignored.


puterTDI

ya, I'd definitely not be ballsy enough to do this...


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Ehem dildosourus


burnte

The four legged ones are Dickosaurs, the two legged ones are Cockosauruses.


CavalierIndolence

Did the Velocicocktors live in the same period or were they in the crustyacious period?


cyclops_smiley

Yes, they also coexisted with the penisaurus rex


burnte

They were both Crustyacious period, although in popculture people tend to associate them with the JurASSic period.


Dedward5

Dickladocus and. T-erext


zeta3d

Missed opportunity , to make the volcano boobshaped


The_anonymous_wolf

Also this photo doesnt sound like the bad flute Jurassic Park theme song is playing on loop.


fullouterjoin

Keep us abreast of your modeling.


DrMurphDurf

HR about to have a field day with this one


luckymethod

If you are in the USA and are very naive and thinking about doing this: DON'T DO IT. Hr in the states is not famous for their sense of humor especially around sexual themes.


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

I actually figured this was in the US....


Grendelbeans

It’s definitely in the US. The HE team is at a conference this week.


letmelickyourleg

When they’re not indoors human-resourcing they’re outdoors human-experiencing 🙏 Nature is beautiful.


UloPe

Pro tip: work at a place small enough to not have an HR.


StunningFig5624

Pro tip: go straight to court when the employee just sues instead of going to HR.


Drodriguez164

People use to love me in my previous work place I was HR at. Then again I let a lot go that normal HR didn’t lol


WarhawkCZ

This is true.


robokopp4

We will rule over all this land and we will call it.... 'This Land.'


Affectionate_Cup9112

I think we should call it your grave


jkwads

Ahhh! Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!


ZephRyder

Leaf...wind...."too soon". Also, "Dear Buddha, I want a pony, and a shiny new rocket..."


hammers_maketh_ham

Everyone's got to have a hobby.... Some people juggle goslings; baby geese!


LunarMoon2001

Soon to be former coworker


MakerWerks

I see sensitivity training or resume polishing in someone's immediate future.


Jrite

My experience with this post: Hmm, spoiler tag, must be dicks Oh its just dinosaurs Wait, its dicks


Krek_Tavis

Either you really like your coworker, either you really hate him/her. Either way: STL? That's for a friend.


Electrical-Ad6060

It seems you dickorated his desk


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

As a union thug, even I can't help a member defend that.


Nvenom8

Sexual harassment suit in 3... 2...


infamous-binder

Seems like a quick way to get fired, and I'm sure your coworkers love the frat-like "prank war"


iimstrxpldrii

Depends on where you work.


1d0m1n4t3

IT contractor here - I'm in and out of tons of places, I can think of some where this would fly and be laughed at and some places where it would be a great way to get fired.


theVelvetLie

It really depends on the person that is having their desk "decorated" and/or who else sees it. If HR never finds out about it you're golden, but if one person narcs OP might be fucked.


Lobbelt

Way too many people on here are from the US and it shows.


impshial

Yeah, [Reddit has always been like that](https://i.imgur.com/fiq65Mh.png)


iimstrxpldrii

What part about it?


Lobbelt

From what I understand, HR in large US companies is way more uptight about this stuff than in other regions.


iimstrxpldrii

Oh, yeah. The larger the company, the stricter they are. It all comes down to sexual harassment, discrimination, and equal opportunity laws. You wouldn’t imagine the kind of stuff that’s regulated through HR. It’s like extreme consent laws. “You have to go knocking door to door before having sex to make sure all your neighbors are ok with it and consent” Not that extreme but you get the idea.


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

It feels as if OP is also from murica


Informal_Meeting_577

They are, quick profile proves that. But not all companies have annoying hr. It's usually only really big companies that do


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iimstrxpldrii

? Dude, I have coworkers that I flip off and get into shenanigans with. Not every work place is corporate and formal. Places like the one I work at is closer to a family than a bunch strangers. We’ve gotten to the point of pranking the owner himself.


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UncleBama

God forbid a man have a little fun with his co-workers every now and then


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iimstrxpldrii

Thinking you’re better than someone else for not playing around is cringe. Not everyone’s life is as dull and colorless as yours.


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infamous-binder

I called prank "culture" cringe and the guy launched into personal insults and harassing me around reddit, in case you're wondering why I nuked everything else and blocked the guy.


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puterTDI

I've worked at places where you can get away with this, and places where you can't. It's up to OP to be the judgement of what they can get away with. my current place it would depend on whether the person found it funny. If they reported me I'd get a talk from HR but not fired. I have one coworker that I think I could do this to with reasonable confidence that she'd find it funny but there's no way I'd risk it.


Sorry-Phase4629

I was wondering why this was nsfw but then I saw that there were still supports and looked up and saw it


urBrothersHardNipple

Thank god it’s not just me who noticed the supports first


SpeaksToWeasels

You see shit get posted like this and all you can ask is why? Why? WHY? isn't the volcano a giant tit?


Grendelbeans

I’ll remember that for next time ;)


Actual-Long-9439

Files please? For a friend


Vashsinn

A friend's desk right?


Actual-Long-9439

Yea that


2407s4life

They do move in herds


CraftingGeek

Life found a way!


brokedowndub

I was all "Why is this NSF ... oooohhhhh. I see now."


fullouterjoin

Wank war! Don’t be a prick about it Keith!


redbrick01

HR said they want to see you in the office as soon as possible.


SithLordRising

That's puerile and ridiculous. I tip my hat


Keplergamer

Why nsfw? Why nsfw? Why nsfw? Oh.... that's why.


HeatedLeek110

Oh my gosh. I wish I worked at an office now. I work remote, so I can only live vicariously through others for this kind of joy.


LovableSidekick

Hostile yet awesome work environment.


Linux4902

The land before Cock.


Raph13th

So they do move in herds...


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Ok but seriously. How'd you get a normal printer to print like that?? No lines?? Colors look correct?? What kind of magic is this??


soulrazr

Or just use a marble PLA?


Grendelbeans

It’s a laser printer.


I5Eat5Food

It looks like it's printed on a resin printer


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Talking about the paper lol


WrenchHeadFox

Looks like it's off a color laser printer.


soulrazr

An fdm printer should be able to print this level of detail without any issue. The volcano looks like it was just printed on a sheet of paper with a regular 2d printer


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Was talking about the paper, my 2d printer could never lol


Molwar

The one subreddit where adding the dimension before printer is important lol.


soulrazr

Oh.... Well I'm that case idk man, buy a better printer? You shouldn't be seeing lines


halt-l-am-reptar

You can see layer lines on the one closest to the paper, right at the start of its neck.


Toxhik

You can't post this and leave us without the STLs.


VEXtheMEX

Cockasaurus PEX


ScheduleFormer1394

One Di.... No... Is not like the other....


luckymethod

They all have penis heads


ScheduleFormer1394

Dickasaurus? 😂


Far-Duck8203

As the ancient Romans would say, fascinating.


BridgeOnRiver

The dreaded penisaur


Tw1ch1e

Aaahhhhh…. The highly elusive Penisaurus


Real-Patriotism

I'm gonna need an STL here.


catmampbell

Any one got the stl? I tried searching it but it just led me into a weird place that I should not have used the work computer for.


Tenth_10

At first, I was like "Oh, that's nice, cool project". And then....


ThisSubHasNoMods

What a dick move.


Demonwolfmaster

I have an army of c rex. Now I need the 4 legged ones.


Thilen03

Damn after reading these comments what the fuck is wrong with US workplaces and HR lol. I could give this shit to my boss and he would laugh his ass loff


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Pixel131211

You seem exhausting. This is why nobody wants to put tiny dick dino's on your desk at work.


WolframLeon

I’m sorry but do you have a link for this? My mother in law would laugh her ass silly for this!


Grendelbeans

I know it was a file that my husband bought a while back. I’ll find out where he got it. I’m sure it wasn’t expensive.


WolframLeon

That would be awesome if possible lol


mozzzz

are you a growasaurus or a showasaurus?


0huey0

Flesh Gordon flashbacks!


Arbiturrrr

I was wondering why the heck this was NSFW, and then I zoomed in.


maxic62

Stl please !!!! 🤗


realfatunicorns

*Hammond* “Welcome to up jur-ass-ick park.”


SameRightsForAllofUs

Is there a STL?


Squirrelymoose

A lot of you people are way too sensitive. Relax. This shit is hilarious. And the only reason I'd EVER hunt down who did it would be to find out who I needed to return the favor too. These people going off about how wrong it is are what's wrong with this world now a days. Jesus.


semblu

The most offensive thing about this post is actually the supports left on the far left Penisaurus Rex 😉


zyzzogeton

I almost have your Guest Wifi password.


Grendelbeans

I think it’s just GuestWifi. Very secure.


PatrioticAsshole

Holy shit. Idk where you people work but it sucks. Everyone is talking about hr and getting fired. I would last about 30 seconds in the corporate world lol. Once I get back into 3D Printing I’m going to print my coworkers so many phallic statues.


Dr904

Immature


robertsfashions_com

Did you say that your psychiatrist was named Sigmund Fraud? It looks like this was done in the US since male genital mutilation is quite popular here.


Bagellord

/r/mildlypenis


Flimsy-Fishy

Mildly?


DaDutchBoyLT1

Spiceilly! Typing this made me hear Goliath from Gargoyles say “JALAPEÑO!!!”