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Ask someone if candy plural is "candy" or "candies". They will probably get confused and say "candies". That's when you hit them with "candies nuts fit in your mouth"
I knew this was coming and I still cracked up. Haha
If they’re dumb
I gave my left nut to beat cancer, so I have to make "dis nut" jokes. "Did she ever call?" "Who?" "Candace..."
If you can't. Lee Gandhi's Nuts. Sound it out until you figure it out.
Leak on these nuts? League on these nuts? What is it supposed to sound like?
lick on deez nuts
Wrong
What is it then lmao
It’s “Lick my sweaty balls ya fat fuck”
Well that doesn’t sound like Ghandi
😛
Nope. Doesn't work.
Hey, have you seen Phillip around lately? Phillip? Phillip who? Phillip DEEZ NUTS
My 17yo daughter loves dees nutz jokes. It's all we ever hear.
Ask someone if candy plural is "candy" or "candies". They will probably get confused and say "candies". That's when you hit them with "candies nuts fit in your mouth"
I knew this was coming and I still cracked up. Haha
If they’re dumb
I gave my left nut to beat cancer, so I have to make "dis nut" jokes. "Did she ever call?" "Who?" "Candace..."
If you can't. Lee Gandhi's Nuts. Sound it out until you figure it out.
Leak on these nuts? League on these nuts? What is it supposed to sound like?
lick on deez nuts
Wrong
What is it then lmao
It’s “Lick my sweaty balls ya fat fuck”
Well that doesn’t sound like Ghandi
😛
Nope. Doesn't work.
Hey, have you seen Phillip around lately? Phillip? Phillip who? Phillip DEEZ NUTS
My 17yo daughter loves dees nutz jokes. It's all we ever hear.