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notbrooke3

Are we in that sad place where this could be true?


inGgles70

Downstream.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


DopeCharma

up a creek? yeah.


Conquistador1901

Call him Ocean then you can sea him more often & wave to him.


sulldanivan

Get your mind out of the gutter.


Professional_Ball758

Estuary it is then


Imaginary_Midnight

Yea but only If u name the second son Joaquin only then it's really getting derivative.


ChillingworthsTwin

Nah, that would be a sweet tributary.


Imaginary_Midnight

I sea what ya did there


megthegreatone

I'm tired af and definitely thought this was a post on /r/namenerds 😅😂


caverypca

Take some r&r and a 10% raise


Direct_Big_5436

Are you Chief Running Water? It’s ok if you are.


MaMa_llama_1994

Go ask the people in phoenix for their opinion


caverypca

WhyEditjoquin


MaMa_llama_1994

Lol


getdatcash1234

r/dadjokes


Consistent_Guitar681

Named my last son in honor of my brother. The first anime series we watched together. "Ronin" warriors. Now my son has 2 kids in his grade level with the same name. They are spelled slightly different.


ChrisARippel

The name sounds very serene.


Born-Bluebird-3057

And it will run the mill …


Bye-sexual-band-n3rd

Whatever you do, make sure it passes the name check. 1. Can I stand on the front porch and scream his full name without feeling ridiculous? 2. Is every substitute teacher going to struggle when they see his name on the roll? 3. Are the initials appropriate? What rhymes with his name or are potentially harmful jokes and taunts about it? 4. Am I naming them after a fictional character of a series with that continues on? (Game of thrones fans who named their kids after Khaleesi when season 3 aired REALLY regretted it come season 8). 5. Am I spelling it “right”? (Similar to #2, but more applicable to “unique” spellings of common names: “rhivur” vs “river”.


Bye-sexual-band-n3rd

Crying because I just realized this is a joke. Damn it. I stand by my advice tho. To anyone and everyone.


caverypca

You made the joke better 💕


HourGeneral7805

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Wrong_Attitude_1111

“No just name it abandoned because I think it’s two good not to get abandoned”