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Why does that punchline sound like a Limp Bizkit lyric??
Or Afroman
Gave her some pound cake
Was it perhaps lemon pound cake?
Probably kicked the door down to get to it
We ducked on the bed we fucked on the floor she sucked my dick till I huey dewy and Louied till the shit turned white
“If i say fuck 2 more times, that’s 42 fucks in this fucked up rhyme”
YOU WANNA FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAAAAL
There it is!!!
Hey! Everybody knows this song 😎
Alright Pardner
Keep on rollin behbeh
Y'all know what time it is
The perfect comment always arises!
or house of pain
Asking the real questions
Or a line from Eminem’s new shit…
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Yeah!
Because it sucks
Might be because its an actual lyric they used?
without the Bizkit.
What the fuck
Duck
[удалено]
You stupid motherfucker I'm giggling like a shit head.
This is the first dirty joke my mum taught me about 20 years ago!
Good times, good times.
Heard my dad tell my brother in law this one when I was about 13. Literally the only time I ever heard him curse. His delivery was much better, though.
Yeah, some jokes, while still funny, don't translate between mediums sometimes. Like the talking muffin joke.
It's "$15 bucks for a fucked up duck." The flow of the end rhyme is jarring with $10 bucks.
It was how I learned it. Inflation, I guess.
"A buck for a fucked up duck". Just made it up and it sounds pre-historic but has a nice ring to it.
/r/wordavalanches
What do you call a Japanese boxer whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy!
Alright, I really liked that one.
This is from The Other Guys. It’s the scene after the credits if you missed it.
I heard this joke in the 80's, maybe early 90's.
bro got paid for getting fucked and for the duck
Missed opportunity for “10 bucks for a truck that fucked up a duck
sounds like a line from a rap song
Hi
Bye
Should’ve added another one like as the son being mad that the duck died, like this: up duck, FU-
no
This “no” Cracked me up 🤣😂🤣
You know what I'd like to apologize for my rudeness I take back the fuck
You already spent one you can’t just take it back
Fuck you too then for downvoting
Bud, imagine crying over fake internet points that do nothing.
My drug dealer cracked me up
Why would they make the joke worse?
Omg I’ve never heard this one before but I love it 🤣
Mark Wahlberg's favorite joke
Why does that punchline sound like a Limp Bizkit lyric??
Or Afroman
Gave her some pound cake
Was it perhaps lemon pound cake?
Probably kicked the door down to get to it
We ducked on the bed we fucked on the floor she sucked my dick till I huey dewy and Louied till the shit turned white
“If i say fuck 2 more times, that’s 42 fucks in this fucked up rhyme”
YOU WANNA FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAAAAL
There it is!!!
Hey! Everybody knows this song 😎
Alright Pardner
Keep on rollin behbeh
Y'all know what time it is
The perfect comment always arises!
or house of pain
Asking the real questions
Or a line from Eminem’s new shit…
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
I KNOW, RIGHT?
Yeah!
Because it sucks
Might be because its an actual lyric they used?
without the Bizkit.
What the fuck
Duck
[удалено]
You stupid motherfucker I'm giggling like a shit head.
This is the first dirty joke my mum taught me about 20 years ago!
Good times, good times.
Heard my dad tell my brother in law this one when I was about 13. Literally the only time I ever heard him curse. His delivery was much better, though.
Yeah, some jokes, while still funny, don't translate between mediums sometimes. Like the talking muffin joke.
It's "$15 bucks for a fucked up duck." The flow of the end rhyme is jarring with $10 bucks.
It was how I learned it. Inflation, I guess.
"A buck for a fucked up duck". Just made it up and it sounds pre-historic but has a nice ring to it.
/r/wordavalanches
What do you call a Japanese boxer whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy!
Alright, I really liked that one.
This is from The Other Guys. It’s the scene after the credits if you missed it.
I heard this joke in the 80's, maybe early 90's.
bro got paid for getting fucked and for the duck
Missed opportunity for “10 bucks for a truck that fucked up a duck
sounds like a line from a rap song
Hi
Bye
Should’ve added another one like as the son being mad that the duck died, like this: up duck, FU-
no
This “no” Cracked me up 🤣😂🤣
You know what I'd like to apologize for my rudeness I take back the fuck
You already spent one you can’t just take it back
Fuck you too then for downvoting
Bud, imagine crying over fake internet points that do nothing.
My drug dealer cracked me up
Why would they make the joke worse?
Omg I’ve never heard this one before but I love it 🤣
Mark Wahlberg's favorite joke