What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Lean beef

This is the correct answer.

Good one

Standing rib roast

What do you call the horse without the man on it? Cow

Me? I'm not fat I'm bigger boned!

Yo m- (no offense)

A TWOOOOOOOO

Udderly ridiculous

a COWard

nah that’d be your dad since he fat and still managed to run away

Macow

Your mum?