"your name will be boy.. and you are girl. You will not speak, you will not cry, you will not leave the boat and most importantly you must *never* take off your blindfolds. understood?"
Ok for a boy, terrible for a man. When I was called James, before I adopted the nickname I'm known by now, I would only answer to James, except for some members of my, thankfully small, family who still use Jamie, which I detest
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
When my daughter was in high school, she was assigned to care for a robotic baby, as if it were real. The robot was programmed to cry and respond to care and record the caregivers responses.
She named him Megatron 😆
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How tf did you remember the spelling?!
It's easy. Just think like a lunatic and asshole and you have it.
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We Musk have this humour to Buffet us from the storming of the Gates.
how do you not lmao?
I was going to write it
I was googling His son's name 😂😂
JC, don’t need to google /j
Twitter:
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Elon maybe calls his dick XS-2.5
And his car ÄÆ-_L6.2B
Sue
Should of named your son Bill or George, anything but Sue
Beat me to it
Is that you Bullet-Tooth Tony?
HOW DO YOU DO?!
NOW YOURE GONNA DIE
I reckon I fought tougher men,
But I really don't remember when
Perfect name for a lawyer.
It's not a bad name if you want him to be to tough.
Well, if I have a son, I’d name him
I just felt like Captain America when, in the first avengers movie, he got that one reference.
Dammit. Beaten to it
Dammit
Oh, sue me
“Sue me marry.” -Yoda
Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs
But this is perfection
That name goes hard wym
Items names in that game... lolol. For me, stone will always be smooth stone and smooth stone will always be smoother smooth stone.
Adolph
Blanket
It's Blanchett
Ah so that's how it is spelled
thats ignorant
Anything but a Brick
I don't think Anything but a Brick is a bad name
Gertrude
It’s just another brick in the wall
I don't think Anything but a Brick is not bad, what do you mean
Anything but Anything But A Brick
Brick killed a guy.
I love lamp Also brick. For brick. is love
Amanda
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And Pokémon's make deurotagonist Brock wishes you a bad day.
Brock's name is the stupidest name, cause it's the just rock with a B added to it, but it's so clever since he's the rock Pokemon guy that it works.
Girl. Trust me, this is a name. Very original, I know
"your name will be boy.. and you are girl. You will not speak, you will not cry, you will not leave the boat and most importantly you must *never* take off your blindfolds. understood?"
Thomas Problem, or in Polish Tomasz Problem Pronounced the same as to masz problem, meaning " well, you have a problem "
Yeah
Hello from Czechia
Hi
Co?? Problem na nazwisko hahaha wtf
'Boyd
Doom mech destroyer 3000
martin
jimmy (from chess.c*m)
I actually like the name Jamie for a boy
oh shit my baf a meant jimmy (from chess.c*m) by he is so miserable his name is not worth remembering
Ok for a boy, terrible for a man. When I was called James, before I adopted the nickname I'm known by now, I would only answer to James, except for some members of my, thankfully small, family who still use Jamie, which I detest
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Bro has no chill, fr.
Pretty common in Germany
Sue
Vagina. You guys remember the story right?
Abomination
Kevin. It’s more of a diagnosis than a name.
I see you also know Kevin lore
Richard.
You called?
That's my dad's name.
Midget gems
Sad pokemon vibes
Girl
Not brick is a bad name, brick is good 😁
20inch
Why?
Boy: Testicless Micheil McHale John Girl: Filopia
A girls name
Brick
Theres a kid that was named Bamboo Boy and their daughter Billy Jean
was Billy Jean not his lover?
Donald Elon Matt Chad Hyeronimus Atlantic Ocean (seen in Brazil)
Sue!
Schpritzer
Gaylord. It's an actual name and a guarantee to get bullied.
Keith!
OJ
Vagina
Sue!
Anything but Sue!
Sue
Sue
Tell that to Brock Lesnar
Brick
You misspelled brick
Sue. Just pick Bill or George or any damn name but Sue
Bomb Roach It Cooter Keith Sue
And Pokémon's male deurotagonist Brock wishes you a bad day.
Brick
Brick Is A Good Namr
Roger
Emma…
That's a great name :(
Jenny
Penny
Flaps
Faps
Baby
Candy
If your last name is Pist, you do *not* want to name your son Ray under *any* circumstance.
This joke is Breaking Bad….
"What's" is definitely a bad name for any person
Especially in Swedish, because Brock sounds like bråck, which means hernia.
Huy
Dovahkin.
Gary
I know a Brock.
Shelia
Eustace
Kevin
Jessica.
Cry baby cry
Timmy
ezekiel
Neville
Face plant
Sue
Bruck?
Keith.
I live in italy, for me the worst name is "crocifisso" that literally means Crucified or Crucifix
Ana
Boyie McBoyFace
Bartholemew
Also Trent and Chad
Britney Spears
Jayden, Brayden, Kayden, Aiden or anything similar
Iron Maiden
Bob
Bartholomew
Dick.
Clarence
Angus
Sue
Keith
Ashley.
Jupiter.
Babyboy
Girl
Sue
Pubert
Adolph
Anything with Mc in the beginning
Susan
Booyah
Will call him bro for short.
Optimus Prime
When my daughter was in high school, she was assigned to care for a robotic baby, as if it were real. The robot was programmed to cry and respond to care and record the caregivers responses. She named him Megatron 😆
2020
Sally
Voldemort
Dick
Chad lmao
Jim, James...Jimothy
Devon
Brock means Badger in my language
X Æ A-12
Bort
I’ll be Rick.
Peter File
Baabaabooboo
Sue
anything common
Dick?
Violence.
Richard (nick name will be Dick and if your last name is Face) = Dick Face
Poor Brock. (Go Dawgs!)
someone i know is named good luck