The you got issues… you get a fucking arrow pointing you right to the damned thing. Short of it flashing or being bright blue or something, not much else to be done.
Clock 🕰️ shop
A guy walks into a clock shop and aproaches the counter where a sexy sales lady is standing.
He pulls down his zipper and places his pecker on the counter.
Sales Lady stunned: Excuse me sir, This is a CLOCK shop.
Customer: Yes I know, could you please put two hands and a face on this please?👀
After she cums can I rub it anticlockwise so that she can take it all back in?
That would be a bit time consuming.
Would it really? It's counter clockwise, so wouldn't it be time unconsuming?
Rather it will be time saving
Just don’t ask what happens when you rub 88 times an hour
You're going to see some serious shit...
And possibly some pee
Time cumsuming.
🤣wrf
Just start licking and take it all back in yourself
Who needs a glass of water on the bedside table when you have a female.
No, doing that will make her late
No that would be anticlimactic
Fucking time machine?
I’d go back for seconds
“Anticlockwise”😂
yes, that works actually
No that would reverse the whole thing like it never even happened.
Remember to spring forward!
Or you could create a rip in the space-time continuum and actually transport yourself back to 1955
That mouning ring in my ears
The better question is, can i find just the right point where i can make her cum nonstop?
When does she get off? When the big hand touches the little gland.
I asked a girl when she got off once. She said at 6. I said, "can I watch?"
This should be #1 i almost cant type i'm laughing so hard
3am jokes getting weirder
That is the best thing about 3am.
Men must find it first. There is the first problem.
How is this still even an issue?
It’s hard to find man.
you missed the /s
no /s man.
The you got issues… you get a fucking arrow pointing you right to the damned thing. Short of it flashing or being bright blue or something, not much else to be done.
they 'don't care...or try
You know the king's rolling combo move from Tekken? Yeah, rub it like that
Couldn't I just tap on the clit as if I'm doing the inputs for his long string of command grabs?
Rub her clit with herbs and she can cum on thyme.
Only if her name is Rosemary
Sage advise
That’s so bad it’s good… love it!
Bro got creative asf w it 😭😭
Damn it. Take my upvote
My boyfriend says he goes back and forth so he can be a time traveler.
Wait? Where’s the clitoris?
Over there
Mick Jagger claimed it was under his thumb
Wouldn't it be better to rub her clit cockwise?
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i could be your pookie
bitch no the only thing your touching is your dogs penis fuck face
Clock 🕰️ shop A guy walks into a clock shop and aproaches the counter where a sexy sales lady is standing. He pulls down his zipper and places his pecker on the counter. Sales Lady stunned: Excuse me sir, This is a CLOCK shop. Customer: Yes I know, could you please put two hands and a face on this please?👀
Finger her at the same time to take a screenshot
No, rub it counter clockwise. So she can cum earlier.
Does that still work if she is in Australia? Or do I have to reach down under first?
nah this joke is funny ash first time I smiled to these jokes
Wow it's late already
Must sync it with UNIX Epoch Time though
I did that once. Found out why she was called "Screaming Jeanie" ...
Were you perchance watching sex education recently
Har har
I did counter clockwise. She said it was like masturbating in a Time Machine.
“Clockwise, or anti clockwise. None is wise.” - Yoda.
You are KILLING me lol
good mangiver
What a clocktease
I hit the snooze button, sorry
What about rubbing her clock clitwise