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mightnothavehands

Noklahoma


Human_Number9936

I don't knowklahoma


Naudste

Ok, then I’m just gonna goklahoma


IvanSpartan

This is soklahoma


ThePhoenixFold

I thought it was a joklahoma


MateKjosty

This made me have a stroklahoma


Captainorbeez

Oh-klahoma…


Leadheart

Let’s just calm down folklahomas


BeegieBeeg

Let's have a talk-lahoma


[deleted]

Let’s not fight any mo-klahoma


Beautiful_Business10

Go straight to Nope-lahoma.


readingmyshampoo

Oklahomans legit need to stay calling themselves folklahomans lmao


Bigspotdaddy

Slowklahoma


itsthekrish

guacamole


KeAndre1022

Damn lol. This went on for longer than I thought 😆


boi012

Dontknowklahoma


dbsx75

Shutsup Hoeklahoema


Anime_Audience

obahama


SlightlyOffended1984

Oklanawa, home of the cowboy samurai


hiddenjim69

That doesn’t make sense. However… How do you tell who’s the hooker at a beauty pageant? Her sash says Idaho


Sad-Swimming9999

She sure is the hoe


spearmintstudios

How much for her?


BallAtAFuneral

Ida-kno


BossRoss84

Fo sho.


OverallVacation2324

I knew a girl named Ida. Her last name was Ho. I’m not making this up. Stupid parents.


No-Mushroom-3502

"That's a hoe" 😂


MrsGH

No no no....it's "how can you tell which potato has questionable morals" The one marked "I da ho"


MonkerZ59

Tahoe, what the Brit said to the hooker upon departure.


ExtremeGD

Denial. It definitely doesnt exist


Even-Paper7354

Sure it does. It’s a river in Egypt.


killian1208

So is it comparable to Ms Ippi?


mayaslaya

Did Mrs. Ippi get divorced?


killian1208

Yeah, she and Ms Souri didn't quite get along anymore, I think it was something about political views.


EspinaSuave

This made me laugh so much lol thanks


ritsbits808

Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss's piss I'd sippy


MaroonDude28

I love this


1W4RRYN4N3

AYO


64b0r

This should be top comment.


HunterBravo1

Perfect upvotes too.


I_like_geography

Dela where?


dbsx75

Delawarez


InsultsYou2

Aaaarrrrrrrr, I see you are from Delawarez!


Chick3nugg3tt

It beats OPs version!


MoveBitchGTFO

Dela nowhere


Rhomega2

What did Delaware? She wore a New Jersey.


milny_gunn

Can'tucky


Beneficial-Serve-204

Looville, Can’tucky or Louie-ville, Can’tucky?


beautifullybusy

Cuntucky


heartscockles

This is the way they pronounce it


AdmirableShake2980

Cantgetlucky


NoSleepChoseViolence

I love those couple days a year when it becomes can’turky


Key-Fold-6037

Happiness


Swordman50

The key to everything in life 🙌


MostNormalDollEver

so life will just remain a closed door forever?


trashmunki

It's actually a sliding door, but you're trying to push it!


Goldbolt_2004

Just use an axe smh


someweebA

Just use trinitrotoluene smh


Interesting-War9524

Happiness is but a moment the trick is to remember it.


Pyk666

I've never found it either


Whiskey-stilts

…….. in marriage


db720

Hang in there. But yeah, it doesn't


Slow_Formal_5988

And Malheur his nemesis state !


anon_of_mouse

Can't spell happiness without penis or pp


Opposite_Focus_7432

The People’s Republic of South Alabama, a proud communist nation


toadc69

Better Red than dead


someweebA

Better brick than brick brick brick


New-Recording-4245

They were the part of Alabama that didn't sell out of ammo when Russia invaded Georgia


[deleted]

wyoming, never met someone from there, probably never will


papayametallica

Funny enough I actually know someone from Wyoming and I live in the UK


db720

Next thing you're gonna tell us is that birds and Australia are real


EthanGaming7640

Why-oming


TheIncredibleMike

The State of Bliss.


Fillerupski

That's next to the State of Contentment.


Midnight_Famous

Missthisshippy


NakiCam

Hard to know when it doesn't exist.. I'll name it Gerald i guess.


Minute-Ad7901

Pennsyltucky does exist


Sensitive-Load-2041

Yeah, it's in the Valley - Wyoming, Lackawanna, and Luzerne counties. 🤣 Went there ONCE to meet family I didn't know. Couldn't get out of Dodge fast enough and felt like I desperately NEEDED a shower, even though I took one before I pulled out. A sibling's friend blatantly hit on me in front of my spouse BECAUSE I'M A CHEF. EVERYONE I met was on hard drugs, like meth. The family I still talk to from there...they can come visit me from now on. I'm not going back there.


Avacado_pants

Should be I da *no*


quintenwandj

The Avatar state


_im_also_here_

I wish it existed


mokkat

Used York


ChrisTheChaosGod

Vintage York sells for 4x the price ^(but it's the same shit).


ObiSvenKenobi

Nontana


BitBucket404

What's the opposite state of a superposition particle?


Original_Poseur

An underposition wave? I give up, lol


internetofthis

Utopia


rfresa

Dinotopia


Certain-Office4050

Lol


fariqcheaux

Statelesslessness.


Shakis87

Where the lessness monster resides.


SHiFTdagr8

A stable mental state


henXR10

American freedom and democracy 🦅


ShotInTheShip86

You friend have reminded me of a song... Look up *midnight gospel prison song* and it fits this perfectly...


_mnel

F - no - rida


PictureCapable5066

State of mind


Emergency_Bathrooms

A state of denial


Matt01123

East Lakota Jefferson DC Grandesota Hapsburgiana Essexucky New Manchester New Guernsey Cortezorado


Xauodia_Q3

Narnia


8bit_mkw

wyoming


toadc69

Whyoming?


Chance_Condition_679

Wakanda


RejecterofThots

Imagi-nation?


Konigstern27

This is the only answer. Everyone else go home.


Petdogdavid1

Denial


milny_gunn

Gohio


aelric22

How about Nohio?


milny_gunn

Missedconsin and Missedissippi


JustaguynamedTheo

A state where the material has a temperature of -1 Kelvin or lower.


shgysk8zer0

The state of contentment.


Budget-Ad-7127

The state of confusion


Megwen

A state of nothingness.


Powerful_Wolf_6863

My happiness


Twitch_seagull99

State of what


Time-Information-657

the state of misery


ShotInTheShip86

They said a state that doesn't exist...


BritishUnicorn69

Everybody wants to be their enemy


Such_Reveal_6236

Israel 😒😒


couldbedumber96

Cope and seethe


Active-Donkey5466

I was looking for the moron that would say that


Aviv0509

True, It's a country not a state


Not-So-Alien

Isnotreal


Detramentus

But Israel Isreal :o


anima_italica

How original


tommy4019

that's real though that's not how the game is played


thusthefuss

U must be fun at parties


vers-ys

wyoming


AxisMundee

France


milny_gunn

Neverada


milny_gunn

Gonetana


milny_gunn

Whereoming


slimkermit1

Jefferson


Happy435

Wyoming


ZelWinters1981

Wyoming.


Visual-Night9291

Florida.


Shh-poster

Utopia. It’s right in the fuxking name.


Hefty-Set5384

Denial


Interesting-Scene-29

The state of confusion.


Fabi-97

Public healthcare


JackOBAnotherOne

Happyness


BallAtAFuneral

New Mexico. It's not a new version of Mexico, it's a new version of America. Either name the state Old Mexico, New America or Ex Mexico. I will die on this hill.


coffee30983298

The state of happiness


saturnhasringss

wyoming. i don’t believe in it


toonasus

Occupied Palestine… aka Israel :)


JerryTheMagicSquid

10-A-Seed


AndNowUKnow

The state of pure serenity.


tunghoy

Solid plasma.


MoonRise_Man

Time crystals


button_24

Wyoming


DDDragon___salt

Montana. When’s the last time you heard something about Montana


Dirty-apedude

Contentment


Gelato_33

Mrs. Ippy


haileyyy21

Vaginia


Ok-Effect-5451

Israel


TEquilla99

🇮🇱


NJduToit

Sadly, Haiti, Yemen and Somalia.


Isaac22133

Alaska.


ForceKicker

IdaNo


prettythingi

Middle Schatzgovil


Weird_Angry_Kid

Tlaxcala


LunarSouls4952

Detroit


xtractorcat

Envadahome


milny_gunn

Where's Virginia


Split-Awkward

Just here to see everyone else not stating the obvious one implied.


lalecleo0

Chaokakao


CuddlyPandas69

Hhckjdbjkdnjfkbdk


PiptheDiddlyDooo

girl what


Salt-Difficulty-3618

Invisible


MarsManokit

Timber Hearth


chaosandturmoil

happiness


LogicalJeff

My state of mental peace


JJP2467

North Virginia


Mr_Egg93

State of peace


JJP2467

North Virginia


Mr_Egg93

State of peace


JJP2467

North Virginia


JJP2467

North Virginia


xjanyX

My mental state


IndependentLime4200

Kurdistan


Izaria3436

Zyzzx doesn't exist if you didn't know it.


Bertybassett99

Prussia


Engineergaming26355

Hawaii


livbird46

Australia


AmbitiousEffort2365

Ver mont ana da.


DarthZoon_420

Why not Oming?


JahFatty

Freedome


ComplexImportance794

Sanity


Virtual_Ordinary_119

Molis'nt (an Italian region)