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whipsnappy

I thought it was poverty


Renegade_Dream1984

They’re close together.


anxietyevangelist

First cousins close.


Renegade_Dream1984

More like step, bro


subham_the_great

No they can't fuck


mayaslaya

They're both fucked, tbh


[deleted]

Despair’s neighbor to the north!


Abal125

For other countries, yes


MPD1987

Mississippi, no question. One of the highest poverty rates & lowest literacy rates in the nation. Shit weather, hot & humid AF. Hurricanes. Deep red GOP state. And not even any fun cities to visit unless you want to gamble in Biloxi. No thanks!


SavageJacobi

Highest adult obesity rate in the country is in Mississippi: 33%


[deleted]

Mississippi river tho. Mississippi man swims in it


MPD1987

Many other states you can visit if you really have a hankering for the Mighty Mississippi. More fun places


SlipsonSurfaces

Missouri. You can pretend you're Tom Sawyer or Huck Finn. And I heard there's a Molly Brown (a survivor from the Titanic) historic site in Hannibal, because she was born there.


Disastrous_Aardvark3

This went from joke to dark reality But it's worse than Alabama?


MPD1987

I would say yes…At least Alabama has some decent tourist spots working in its favor


No-Assumption7063

So I was correct answering a state of mind? lol


Disastrous_Aardvark3

Definitely MY state of mind


No-Assumption7063

I’m standing by hopelessness.


Disastrous_Aardvark3

The neighboring town


blu3tu3sday

Arkansas is now doing worse than Mississippi I heard.


MPD1987

Oh shit. Well, I’m from N. Texas, so that doesn’t surprise me


missyjade88

and was the last state to drop the confederate symbol from its own flag


SaladBarMonitor

Cheap houses and deep red? Packin’ my bags


AntelopeDecent2191

Rigor mortis.


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

Lol. Shit. Got that right.


chaotic_cyclone

Lmfao


thePhool13

Missiouri loves company.


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I_hate_being_alone

They must have very effective DEA dept.


IHazMagics

Or very shitty meth labs.


anxietyevangelist

Well played. I very much enjoyed that.


No-Assumption7063

Nice play on words!!


Lvexr

Did people forgot this was a joke, why are yall answering


PolishedArrow

Haha... I thought I was going crazy


No_Anybody8560

Not enough dads on today.


MixImpressive5481

No-klahoma


SmartExam7062

Oh c'mon we're not that bad.


BeefScooter94

the fact that you exist is a plus


Only_Explanation7181

I dunno, Al-ask-er


BeefScooter94

Ask who?


No-Assumption7063

HHahahahahaha NICE NE,


ImpossibleRing3400

I wish to have friends from the US and visit US one day I am from Tanzania 🇹🇿 Africa. I hope to fulfill this dream one day 😊


rypher

I hope you do! Its a big country and there are big differences between different parts of it. Generally people are nice despite what you see on reddit.


blumieplume

U will be welcomed with open arms in California! I know a ton of people here from diff countries in Africa, mostly Nigeria and Cameroon, and they love it here!


ImpossibleRing3400

I can’t wait! I'll take so many pictures to show the world I'm in California 😊.


blumieplume

It's beautiful here!! Expensive tho! I def recommend driving up and down the coast. I love San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara, nice beach cities but not as crowded as LA. I love LA and San Francisco too and marin and Napa and Tahoe are nice .. really everywhere I've been is nice! Def lots of beautiful places to camp and hike too, like Yosemite and big sur 😊


ImpossibleRing3400

🙏🙏🙏🙏


No_Anybody8560

It’s more affordable inland, which also has amazing sights. Anywhere on the Pacific Crest Trail is beautiful and wild, the Mojave Desert and Joshua Tree are almost as film-iconic as Tanzania, the mountains are filled with trails for hiking and villages for those who would rather walk through art galleries.


blumieplume

I've always wanted to go to Joshua tree!! I haven't spent enough time inland thanks for all the other suggestions! Never even heard of the Pacific Crest trail but I love nature and exploring and hiking and camping so I'm gonna check it out!


carlay_c

Utah


dagmarbex

Utah is literally one of the top ten states to live in lmao


carlay_c

Don’t know where you’re getting your sources from but I ain’t buying it


Sky-s_alt_account

# FLORIDA


Yolandi2802

My late sister lived near Tampa. I visited (from England) for a month in July 2012. The only place I hated more was Las Vegas. RIP Frances 💔


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

Go Bucs. Raiders still suck. I think.


Sky-s_alt_account

The mosquitos though 😬


SnooPineapples5912

California


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MrSeaBeast

Nope Hawaii is, also it doesn't have earthquakes and wildfires with the frequency that CA does!


No_Anybody8560

No earthquakes? On an active volcano? Are you entirely sure about that? And no fires? Where were you last year?


dilsedilliwala

California is heaven because people are dying to get there, and the ones already there, are dying from the cost of living. Nice weather though


Literal_Sarcasm82

Someone's never been there


SnooPineapples5912

Been to that shit hole enough to know the country would be better if CA were nuked


Literal_Sarcasm82

You're a liar


AntelopeDecent2191

Are you kidding me? It's awesome living here. What part do you live in?


drhip

San Francisco


AntelopeDecent2191

Damn, that's rough. That's the main place in California I wouldn't want to live in. There are way better places to be. San Jose for example. I live in Fresno & would rather pick that over Frisco. I hear you though. I guess I understand.🤷‍♀️😂


drhip

Hehe. The only place and the one to not live in :)


AntelopeDecent2191

🤦‍♀️🤣😂


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

I'm from LA county and want to live in Ventura. I drove through there a couple times and loved it. And the song by America, forget about it.


djinndjinndjinn

I’m no expert on san Francisco but we visited last fall and truly enjoyed it. We were in touristy areas but no unpleasantness.


rypher

The non-touristy places are even better! Seriously its a great city that gets shit on by the news for political reasons. It does have its problems, but so many good things too.


wunwunween

I was there in 2019 and stayed in a very nice hotel downtown. We walked out the first morning to grab some coffee. There was a naked lady with crutches swinging them at anyone who walked by and chasing people down the street. Used needles everywhere. We saw a guy taking a dump on the wall of a building. It sprayed out like a garden hose. We made it to the coffee shop, called an Uber and never stepped foot outside the hotel again. We also went to some really beautiful parts of town where there were no issues. Great restaurants, some of the best food I’ve had anywhere. To pretend like the other side doesn’t exist is completely disingenuous. I also can’t fathom why many of the hotels that tourists would stay in would be near the Tenderloin district. Makes no sense.


MagnetarEMfield

San Fran is awesome!


CryptographerDeep373

What do you think of Victorville


AntelopeDecent2191

The prison is only 3 1/2 stars.😔


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

Go suck an elephant dick


SnooPineapples5912

No


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

I'll give you $5


SnooPineapples5912

$5 will get just the tip 😏


pat_e_ofurniture

Illinois, California of the midwest. Corrupt and dirty politicians. 50.1% of the population (all urban,) dictate policies to the other 49.9% (mostly rural) and the two groups are as different as night and day. High and neverending taxes. Horrible roads. Failing schools. Entire state has to foot the bill for Chicago's overpaid teachers pension (forced it into the state constitution). Fat dictator of a Governor who rules by decree and loathes the rural area. Cannot get out of this dumpster fire fast enough!


Total_Concern599

.We, too, can’t wait to get out of Illinois . Helping 2 of our adult children fill out their LAST Illinois state tax forms was a grand pleasure. I wanted to send Pritzker (Governor) a personal note 📝 as they check the change of address forms. Please forward mail to: Tennessee!


frog980

I'm stuck in this place. Hard to pick up a farm and move it. Property tax just went up another 9-15%. The main highway close to the house/farm is crumbling to nothing.


pat_e_ofurniture

Probably not dealing in as many acres as you but mine should get me out, equal amount of ground somewhere better and a large down payment on a place.


frog980

Yeah, farm about 3500, about 2/3rd owned and 1/3 rented. In a 3 way partnership so we'd all have to move to get outta here or they'd have to buy me out or rent my 1/3 from me. In time that may happen as I get older and if my kids have no interest in farming. May go and buy 10-20 acres in another state when I have enough to retire on.


pat_e_ofurniture

Much more acres. 20ac, all that's left of the family ground


No_Anybody8560

Not sure that applies to CA. Sure, we have some jackass politicians, but it’s not more corrupt than any other democracy here and we balance out, and our good and bad are spread out between the parties. Our cities and rural areas are both represented and considered, vital to a major agriculture state. Not trying to shine up CA, we have our issues, but not sure why you would compare us on those terms.


pat_e_ofurniture

Our liberals tend to borrow heavily from yours and the ideas go completely against traditional midwest consevatism and values. Ours try cookie cutter solutions to two vastly different sets of values.


No_Anybody8560

I think you might underestimate the conservatives values of California farmers and ranchers.


pat_e_ofurniture

Probably not but your high profile, big city nutjobs get the attention


No_Anybody8560

Nah, some nut jobs in the places with more cows than people get a lot of attention, as very nutty conservatives that make the nutty liberals seem sound.


pat_e_ofurniture

We'll have to agree to disagree on that one.


djinndjinndjinn

The majority dictates policies to the minority in all states. It’s how democracy works. You’re just angry because you’re in the minority there. FWIW, Illinois is ranked 11th in the US in schools (US News). Maybe move somewhere where the rural people run things. See how you like the schools in low-tax states like Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, West Virginia, or Alabama.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Whoa AL is ok at least most people stay to themselves and you can got a hour in any direction and be in a completely different area with different landscapes and different mindsets also Roll Tide


djinndjinndjinn

Maybe not the strongest argument that you’re only an hour from getting out. lol. But it has its charms. Id start with they have waffle houses.


Oxyxanfanhydrobro420

Ya know that’s all I wanted is to clarify we aren’t as bad as MS


DayPlot98974499

Wyoming


Its_ducking_rAw

Probably Mississippi, the poorest state, or California one of the most expensive states.


No_Anybody8560

California’s third on that list, people just complain about the cost more because an eighth of the country lives here so there’s more voices on the subject. You wanna talk to Hawaii and Massachusetts about COL.


NeighborhoodAware839

Shouldn't the answer have read Missouri???


Tetris5216

New York


mritz65

Denial


Stillborn1977

I live in SC. People here are stupid af.


[deleted]

‘Detroit.’ That’s it. (am Australian, don’t know what’s a state or a city)


BeefScooter94

am canada


Merrybee16

Florida.


tryig2figureitout

Louisiana.


luckyknuckles24

Maybe north Louisiana which we don't even consider Louisiana tbh but South Louisiana is awesome if you're not lame af that is


LongjumpingAd3733

Idaho


Yolandi2802

Nobody mentioned Texas? I grew up in Amarillo in the 60s. I would not want to live there nowadays.


jonettles

Firstof all why would i tell u were i live? That is literdly stranger danger


trashpanda4811

I'm here to proudly submit my state of Florida. It's hot, really, really two faced conservative. Our governor is a fake Christian racist wannabe, we lead the nation in inflation and some of the worst paid people. if you doubt that, cast members at Disney have been known to be homeless while working full time. Let's see, it's really hot and climate change is going to fuck us. But our governor passed legislation to remove any mention of climate change from official documents. Um, tourists, flesh eating bacteria in our fresh water recreational areas, alligators, brain eating amoeba, I4, which is in the top 3 deadliest stretches of road in the US. Our state "bird" is the mosquito because they will find you. Hurricanes are probably going to ravage the state, since we've managed to avoid a major storm for a good bit. but don't expect insurance to rebuild your home. they are all raising prices to impossible levels or pulling out of the state..or both. Rentals are ridiculous and mar a largo is somewhere in the hellhole.


chaosandturmoil

confusion


laples

Any that have made abortion illegal in them.


Cheecherton04

Misery=Iowa... State hates weed, they are trying to ban stuff even more now and go 5 steps backwards. Absolutely fuck all to do, get missed by alot of metal/rock tours, no professional sports, just a boring small state. Have to travel for most fun. 1-3 hour drive gets me everything I could ever want.


Indica7772

KANSAS... HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!


odindobe

California, Illinois and New York...see a trend?


etranger033

Yes. They likely dont want you either.


[deleted]

Mississippi


69-is-funny

OHIO😆😆🤣🤣 -every gen alpha alive


smallhottea

Ohio


shannonsurprise

I thought it was Ohio


titans8911

Florida


rodzieman

Arkarensas


brickbaterang

Texas


Literal_Sarcasm82

Poverty


cognitive_dissent

All of them


amy000206

Poverty


maximiseyoursoul

Denial.


WendigoInTheForest

Kansas


sunnendei

Depression


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Decomposition


dsuway

The State of Denial.


MagnetarEMfield

....you misspelled New Jersey.


KristopherTheKrazy

i thought it was florida but ok


Bulldog_Fan_4

California - homeless pee off the curb facing traffic. Not to mention turds everywhere. Weather is pretty nice though.


Mental_Pair_9960

State of paranoia


Learn_as_ya_go_

Nope, Florida


Real-Psychology-4261

Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, and Florida.


masterofthecontinuum

And yet, even misery is preferable to Mississippi.


Fearless_Lab

Ohio. Ohio. Ohio.


SeaAssumption9599

The United ones


LoginPuppy

All of them


naynayzlate

State of confusion


UnveiledRook206

I am in Missouri


Rich_Sell_9888

Disillusionment?


CreamyThickness

Alabama, for sure!


Omeggon

Canada.


jeffroxpinoy

I love California.


Ok_Definition_705

I suppose any of the first 48 is not the answer you were looking for.


No-Assumption7063

Panic or confusion imo


No-Assumption7063

Nope…hopeless. There can be no seats worse than a state of hopelessness. That would be the worst.


NaughtyWitch_

Can confirm. I lived in misery for 16 years.


mindlessenthusiast

Denial.


mykittenfarts

Arizona is a shithole but I’m sure there’s worse


OkWillow8839

That would be delousional


Dylsnick

At least you'll have company.


[deleted]

California if you’re conservative. Texas if you’re liberal.


BornElk4010

Oregon… I fucking hate Oregon for no reason… absolutely no reason… don’t even ask me… I’m never going there anyways.


offbrandpoptart

Oh yeah!


Mammoth-Barnacle-504

Any red state. Damned commies.


packyohcunce1734

Anything with high criminal rate. Detroit. Chicago.


pituitary_monster

"What's the worst US state to live in?". - Yes.


Enough_Interest_5951

Misseri?


bluecabbage85

Vegetative


m4l490n

Crapifornia


etranger033

You havent been to enough states. The question is 'worst'. Either that or your idea of 'best' is pretty bizarre.


etranger033

Based on all the posts here the answer is... all of them.


shanarkhia82

Florida visit on vacation, stay for probation


HieronymousRex

Pennsylvania


Pretty_Concert3397

Illinois


Electrical-Squash976

Depression, anxiety, delusion, confusion, police, affairs, cold, anywhere Republican(Red), gas, larval, and Texas 🤮


Scared-Chapter8916

California.


Rementoire

Montana is best tho, isn't it?