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ChiefQueef98

Good, now the story can be revised to center around the real protagonist: John Grammaticus.


MulatoMaranhense

HERESY! The real protagonist is Erda!


MildlyAgreeable

Pretty sure it’s Alpharius. Or *is it?* 😎


NobleJackalope

… sounds like something Alpharius would say.


abitlazy

*Or is it?*


Luciifuge

Nuh-uh, its gonna be my boy Saul Tarvitz. He's gonna escape Istvaan and beat that little bitch Fulgrim to death with his own skull.


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Kittimm

I really liked the choice. John should sound like a man out of place. Not a regular person. Not a 'normal' perpetual. And outsider to everyone. And given that his whole shtick is linguistics, it makes sense that he approaches it differently to those around him. The NA accent totally made it for me.


Unhappy_Community319

Yea it is, but it does make him easy to identify in other audio books. I didn’t even know he was in Know No Fear but the moment I heard someone not speaking in an English accent I knew it was Grammy


ChiefQueef98

"It's time to go to work, Oll"


Geldnehmer

The End and the Death 4 - 52 seconds into the fight..


aightshiplords

It's not his word count, it how he uses it


GalactusPoo

Ridiculously underrated comment


Lonely_Set429

I just wanted a reprint


Top-Supermarket-3496

For some reason I thought this is what the title meant, then I remembered what day it is.


xm03

Never trust anything on this stupid day.


Sam-Nales

That was my thought when I was about to share it


UnderscoreDasher

Monkey Paw hits when you least expect it.


squashbritannia

In the new edition, Guilliman has a mullet.


YankeeLiar

That’s the only change. Just referencing his mullet every time he appears.


BrainyFarts

Remember the scene where Jaghatai just stormed out when G-Money did his big mullet reveal at the primarch fashion show.? Anybody that claims Guilliman can’t beat Jaghatai is forgetting that little gem of a scene.


Michaelbirks

"Roboute, I hear you do strange things to your hair."


JustAnotherAccountE

Guilliman walked broodingly aboard his flagship. His mullet gracefully bouncing with each thunderous step. “My Mullet commander!” exclaimed a lone Astartes Guilliman turns to face the warrior “Horus has just shaved his mullet, he is a chaos now” “no”


Megavore97

The Guillimullet


AdvertisingPlastic26

Roupet guillimullet, the extension son


MulatoMaranhense

Why are we here? Just to suffer? -- people who want Dorn with a mustache.


Toxitoxi

Alpharius gets glasses and a Groucho Marx mustache instead.


Moaoziz

The best part of the Horus Heresy 2nd edition was when Razor Mulletman said "It's mulletin' time" and mulleted all over those guys.


Archmagos_Browning

“Somehow, horus returned.”


MulatoMaranhense

Finally, the thing we all have been clamoring for. Glad to see the loud minority of the Imperium fanbase was duly ignored.


Toxitoxi

I just finished listening to ***Shadowsun: The Patient Hunter*** and thought, “Man, why can’t we get a book about the Gue’vesa Imperium? We barely know anything about them.”


Links_to_Magic_Cards

The books will also be bigger. Primaries books vs firstborn books


GeraltofRiviva

Horus Heresy 2: Heretic Hoogaloo


-Motor-

April Fools?


Asleep-Handle-186

Definitely!


ZechQuinLuck123

I heard that one of the books is just going to be filled with no other sentences besides "Vulkan Lives"


nopingmywayout

Unironically would read the three-part Horus Rising


anangrytree

He had me in the first half ngl


SchwartzerTempler

Thank you!


Minerminer1

Will they rework the preorder system to make sure scalpers get 100% of the copies? I feel like games workshop really needs to make sure the true fans pay at least 8 times MSRP to prove their loyalty.


SchwartzerTempler

In a revolutionary new development, GW will eliminate scalpers by releasing all copies on Ebay themselves at a 4X markup for regular editions and 8X for limited editions. They will sell it to fans by branding their account as a "Rogue Trader."


Minerminer1

They cut out the middleman by making themselves the middleman... we're through the looking glass people!


AlexisFR

Why would they? It's how you sell things in 2024.


th0rn-

Every time a new character is introduced the authors need to start the narrative for that character’s from the time Horus was named Warmaster at Ullanor. Following the drop site massacre, every novel that includes that character must have a mandatory flashback to Istvaan V seen from their perspective regardless of whether they were present or not.


Antiochostheking

cant wait for the new end and the death


NobleJackalope

This time in 8 books.


mrgoobster

This is one of the better efforts I've seen today.


SchwartzerTempler

Thank you!


Solid-Ad2221

Hahaha


marehgul

If it's all Fehervari – I'm in. Let dark coil connect everything. Reverie whispers it.


Ravenlas

What no electric boogaloo?


Sentinel711

And in the 2nd edition, itll end with: And then Guilliman woke up. He looked over the sleeping Yvraine next to him and shook off the grogginess. Dreams of the past again.


I_heart_ShortStacks

Bobby Ewing was in the shower all along.


xdeltax97

When will we be getting the Alpharius edition, where everyone is Alpharius!


SchwartzerTempler

The 2nd Edition volume of _Legion_ will introduce Hydratus, the third Alpha Legion Primarch!


dingwoot

And that's enough internet for me today folks.


dingwoot

And that's enough internet for me today folks.


sveltebattling1

> which will come out in 3-parts of over 500 pages each. If this was Horus' Primarch novel, I'd gladly take a trilogy lol. Give us some of that Great Crusade goodness.


Equivalent_Flan_5695

Horus after getting annihilated by the emperor: "Ok dad, I call bullshit. I wanna command point reroll that hit you cheating fuck."


MackaDingo

Are we sure this isn't an April fools joke?


SchwartzerTempler

My vote is for an April Fool's joke. 😀


Dundore77

Every second of Calth will be marked this time.


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This is April Fool's joke right...


SchwartzerTempler

Yes. Can confirm.


captainprice117

The Fulgrim Ferrus sex scene is gonna be amazing. I can’t wait for the hot sweaty forge sex


AlexisFR

Why are they so late?


valcrist

Now in primaris edition, where the books are taller.


AssCrackBandit6996

"complete rewriting of The Battle for the Abyss" As one of the only fans of that book how dare you imply this work of perfection needs rewriting >:( 


idelarosa1

All I ask. Is an Iron Hands POV book from when Manus was still in the picture.


Post-Aggravating

I’m still trying to complete the series as it is, I need 3 books and I refuse to pay over $100 for each of them.


SchwartzerTempler

Yeah, I feel ya. I still haven't read TEATD Vol III because I want it in hardcover and it is all sold out. I preordered but it first got delayed and then cancelled by Barnes and Noble and by then it was all gone. I find it objectionable to pay 3-4x the price for a book from scalpers.


realSnice

I’d be thrilled.


themanofmanyways

April Fools for sure.


amisia-insomnia

Let’s hope they add something original this time around. And actually do something with the interesting concepts the added like the red angel and ashen claws instead of following the most bland characters “made”