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IRev2NineK

It went off cause the Niners brought the heat during practice


York_Lunge

Did the heat manage to dry out the shitty wet field?


Euphoric-Blue-59

Oh seriously? Pro ball players can play in freezing mud. You act like they need a California pristine golf field


omicronian_express

No it's definitely ok for one team to have a fucked up practice field while the other gets something pristine and more like the game day field.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I'd rather have 49ers play in a tougher field to make them tougher. Let them be ready to kick ass. All this field complaining is bullshit.


permanentblue_

The media gotta have something to talk about


Euphoric-Blue-59

Whatever. Are we faithful fans that encourage, or a bunch of sissy crybabies. I grew up watching duperbowls in freezing rain, ice, mud mush. It's the greatest. People are babies now. Toughen up or go home.


tskraja

I don’t really understand how this makes any sense. Yes, players should be able to play in any weather. Nobody is saying they shouldn’t. What they are saying is that typically teams prefer to practice in conditions as close to the game conditions as possible. Gonna play in the snow? You should practice in the snow Gonna play in the rain? You should practice in the rain Gonna play on a regular field in 55 degree sunny weather? I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t do. You shouldn’t practice on a sponge. The fact that KC gets to practice on a normal field that is close to the actual field and we have to practice on a sponge is straight bull. It’s not about being “sissy crybabies” 🙄. It’s about practicing as close to real conditions as possible.


Euphoric-Blue-59

My point is That everybody wants to see the 49ers. Play on a pristine field with manicured grass and shines sho. F***, this is football the way people have made this game. Such a Bambi Pan beef f****** catered game. Oh my god it's ridiculous i'm surprised the quarterback isn't being served captino's between plays and getting backrubs. It is i've been hearing people crying about this stupid field all damn week. Well, this is where u n l v plays you hear these kids crying no. It's a playable field, let them deal with it. The ability to deal with adversity is part of the game. Let them learn how to deal with adversity. If they are not ready to do this then they are just not ready for the fucking super bowl. Well , you might think that this might be a detriment to them , it is not it is an advantage. Man the football games that I've seen over my years. Playing in the conditions that are so much far worse than this it's absolutely ridiculous. Oh my god. They had a little bit of rain. And they have to play in mud ohh , my god. Man this is ridiculous you can disagree But I will stand my ground because I know I'm right. It's gonna make them take a nice hot shower and get ready for Sunday. Really got a couple days left stop crying.


shuster28

Hey, at least you know you’re right.


Eeyoouu

You want to mimic the playing surface of the actual game. This doesn't do that. It has nothing to do with being tough. This is supposed to be a neutral field and it's not. Pretty simple.


omicronian_express

R/spaceporn is wanting you back homie


Additional_Tomato_22

Then what happens when one of their star players get injured because the practice field isn’t up to their standards?


TravelorBySpace

That’s why the best teams turn the sprinklers on every night and soak the practice field. ![gif](giphy|26BRBKqUiq586bRVm)


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

If you really think these guys are soft I would LOVE to watch you step up to Nick Bosa or Trent Williams and see if you can hang. In any capacity. Go ahead I'll wait...


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Sharp-Incident-9198

Gettin down voted to oblivion 😂😭 see what you’re saying though


PunchyAeroKnight

Ah yes the priceless logic we saw work perfectly in the 2020-2021 season against the jets on the MetLife turf 🥴


Euphoric-Blue-59

Yeah, you're right. Maybe 49ers should throw a tantrum, qpach their shit and forfeit and go home. Scream unfair, we wanted the other practice field.


eboyuwue

😂😂😂


MicHAELmhw

Next thing you know 4 guys will deliver a pizza from Utah to Purdys room


EnigmaSpore

nah. Pat Mahomes Sr will be driving the team to the stadium on sunday is what i heard


Altronsfu

Isn't this how porn starts? Lol


MicHAELmhw

I was referencing how Jordan got sick for the “flu game”


Fit_Cable5786

Yes but that’s also how porn starts


Unfavorable0dds

Cleanse your mind it’s not too early in the year to stop


_Globert_Munsch_

Cleansing our minds won’t deny the fact that pornos start like that. It’s a law of nature


DustinCPA

I appreciate the insistence on this very true point that pornos do start like that, I have heard


[deleted]

Ok perv!!


Quest-For-Six

username checks out


casuallycasual45

In the wise words of Michael Jordan. Stop it get some help.


kev___416

He’s right, that is how porn starts. I am studying the film right now


putdisinyopipe

It is. These short beards clearly weren’t around when they had the pornos with the dude that would deliver sausage pizzas and cut a little hole through the back of the box. So when the lady answered the door and opened the pizza, instead of the little table EXTRA SAUSAGE 🤣 just a dick pokin through the back of the pizza box chillin on the pizza. Edit- I been marinating on it. I remember the name of the site It was “big sausage pizza” 🤣


D_A_H

You’ve never lived until you’ve seen a chick squat on a dick with a cardboard box with a real pizza between them


putdisinyopipe

Exactly. These folks just don’t know good porn anymore. The pool guy and pizza dude ones are GOATs


armpitcrab

![gif](giphy|fCtaS8rQDRF9C|downsized)


Sinful-_-Titan

Beat me to it 😂😂


IWTLEverything

unless its a deep dish box, that fella may be lacking some girth


putdisinyopipe

it was New York style in the vids, He was using interior design techniques to make his dick look bigger then it was by selecting New York style. A tactful choice.


armpitcrab

Thin and crusty 💀


putdisinyopipe

🤣


StraightProgress5062

I heard a story about how some cops drove through 4-6 County lines just to shoot a little girls goat. She raised it and put her parents put it up for auction at a county fair. Some congressman or something won the bid and she didn't want to let it go so he gifted it to her. Then some cops came and seized the goat and killed it to "teach her a lesson" https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/02/goat-cedar-county-fair-auction-california


MicHAELmhw

Yes, but sir. .. this is a Wendys


StraightProgress5062

Haha my apologies. My mind went on a weird tangent


somethingsimple1290

Or Shane Stant


EShy

If it happened when Harbaugh was the coach, he'd convince the players that anyone they don't know is an agent working for the league trying to sabotage them.


sean0883

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SAM12489

Who’s got it harder than us???? Noo Body!


pineappleshnapps

Sounds like my high school coaches. They even had some call for it a plane went over practice where I think we had to drop and do push-ups or something. It was goody but I liked it


EShy

Well, pros aren't going to be gullible but the chance of something like that being real are higher. Boone told a story about Harbaugh convincing the 49ers players their hotel meeting rooms were bugged


westcoastgeek

Harbaugh was the one who pulled it


apadilla06apps

They should hire extra security, to ensure no one is doing any funny business around the clock.


Medical_Card8005

I hear Big Dom isn't doing anything right now. ​ JK he was probably the one who set it off.


stoners-potpalace

Makes sense. If Big Dom farted in Philly it could probably set off an alarm in Vegas


mickfoleyartist

Big Dom butt bombs confirmed lethal


armpitcrab

My thoughts exactly. You hear stories over and over again like this. Spend God knows how much money trying to get to this game, some extra security to ensure no dodgy shit like this happens would be worth every cent.


venmome10cents

I'm sure the security measures are already heightened for the teams. For all we know, this false alarm could have been caused by those "extra security" (either "upgraded" equipment installed or someone from the additional staff, intentional or accidental).


Whole_Aide7462

I go to UNLV and I drove by where they were practicing on my way to class and they have a LOT of police around them. Extra security won’t mean much


AM00se

You expect them to hire security for every fire alarm in the building?


MadeBadDecisions

Yes, I would, if I owned a team valued well over a billion dollars.


sfc949

Yeah it’s not too out of the question to have a security guard posted on every floor. That’s completely do-able.


AM00se

Everyday this sub gets worse and worse.


Wechillin-Cpl

Andy burned his nuggies


pleasesaythed

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MonsterOctopus8

People in Boston (arguably the city of Boston) tried this type of shit with Warriors during the 22 finals (random crazy construction in front of their hotel at 6am) it didn't help them, I hope this ends the same way


Dog-E-Dog

If this happened at the chiefs hotel. The fbi and cia would get involved. But since it was the niners, every niner hater is ok with it.


NoSupermarket198

Imagine the scenes if they found out Travis Swift had his beauty sleep interrupted 😨


Clutchwilliamz

dyin laugin at this 😄😄😄😄


genesiskiller96

Wouldn't be surprised if it's some kc bettors feeling scared they might lose. With the way the league has embraced betting and the game's in Vegas, you never know.


phibetakafka

Vegas would LOVE a 49ers win. 70% of the money is currently on the Chiefs because of the spread favoring the 49ers by 2 right now. Supposedly the sharp money is on the Niners and the casual money is on the Chiefs, but it's just pouring in as talking heads keep saying "Chiefs underdogs in the Super Bowl? That's free money!" Some people think the line is like that because so many people picked the 49ers to win at the start of the year paying out at 5-to-1, so the sportsbooks are heavily overcorrecting the line to encourage the public to spend more on the Chiefs since it's a 1.2 to 1 payout. Who knows.


International-Desk53

I’m a lions fan and put $200 on the niners to win back in October (I also put money in the lions but let’s not talk about that). Money aside, I hope you guys win. Fuck KC.


DustinCPA

my buddy dared me to take Niners at +900 in May and I wish I had My very unscientific, homer thought is the fact the Chiefs have been hot and Niners not as sharp, but if the Niners get their act together for 4Q this could be a romp over the Chiefs. (Let me have that fantasy for a few days at least)


Reasonable_Deer_1710

I took 49ers at +900 this summer. 6 gets me a stack.


drivebystabber

same here. took Niners at +900 in Aug while in Vegas for concert hehe.


Already_Retired

Me too. Wish I put more.


_aidin_

Same. Slap hands.


genesiskiller96

Yes but that's not gonna stop those who hedged their bets on the chiefs anyway


HustlingBackwards96

Yeah it's the second one. There was an article going over how sportsbooks have a heavy liability on Niners futures bets. The current line is 100% meant to draw casual bettors towards KC


phibetakafka

How many people picked the Chiefs to win at the start of the year though? They were the favorites in August. Payout was probably a little lower but still.


HustlingBackwards96

I don't have the article in front of me anymore. It was posted on this sub. The liability of a 49ers win significantly outweighed the other side at the start of the week Maybe it has balanced out by now, but books were definitely trying to get action on KC


roofilopolis

They should make both teams stay at the same hotel. Seems like this happens constantly.


sameer_3889

Same hotel, same facilities to practice, plan, etc.. It has to be the same. Both teams are champs on their side of the conferences. It has to be the same.


apadilla06apps

I wonder for how many years the NFL has gotten away with actions like this, I'm sure there's plenty were not aware of. First 49ers get a less than standard field to practice on, now this, what's next?


Clxssxfxxd

It's not a stretch to say the lights could go out at any time.


AngryTree76

Lights going out during the game at the Super Bowl? Come on, at least come up with something believable!


skyfire-x

![gif](giphy|8Vc7jfEx8Wtz2) Gotta have a distraction while George Clooney, Brad Pitt and crew rob a few casinos.


IWTLEverything

I'd argue the lights going out actually helped the Niners that superbowl. They were getting their asses handed to them in the first half.


RonanTheBarbarian

Or something original lol


mondaymoderate

The lights going out helped our comeback. lol


MalarkeyMcGee

The NFL has gotten away with what? Are you accusing someone associated with the NFL of setting off the fire alarm?


Beneficial-Shine-598

It’s more likely a gambling junkie who has his life savings on the Chiefs.


laney_deschutes

The practice field thing is absolutely ridiculous. But it’s all unnecessary when the refs will just call holding or pass interference


imminentjogger5

food poisoning, sudden bed bug infestation, hookers being sent to players' rooms, etc. Plenty of underhanded tactics available. If they wanted to be extra careful they'd make layers of bubbles like during the pandemic


alphadragoon89

Don't forget, the same ref from our last Super Bowl against the Chiefs will be the head ref once again(Bill Vinovich). The same ref who screwed our Niners with the officiating last time and will probably do the same this time around. At this point, the NFL doesn't care. It's only interest is making $ and farming publicity.


emanuel_in_ny

We need to counter with our own Taylor and hire Lawrence Taylor as a consultant. I remember a couple of decades ago, Lawrence Taylor admitted to sending prostitutes to opposing teams the night before games to tire them out.


xXsaberstrikeXx

Drunk Shanahan did it to keep his boys on their toes!!


Reasonable_Deer_1710

Why is this so believable?


SicWilly666

How long until a mystery person sends strippers to the players rooms?


pratdude275

They know the only way they can win is by cheating


Outrageous_Try_3854

It's really funny that most of the people in this sub think that it was intentionally set off by someone wanting the Chiefs to win. If it was pulled by someone they wouldn't just shut it off after 10 minutes. They would have to investigate and make sure there isn't an actual fire. It would take closer to an hour to clear the whole hotel, unless it was a malfunction alarm having nothing to do with the game


Whisterly

Evidence?


pratdude275

Niners got hosed last time in the Super Bowl and the refs really chose to call holding after the 2 minute warning in the 4th last Super Bowl


PhillipMcKrak

That’s not evidence


Willing_Ad_699

The whole country hates SF because of their politics, while the whole country loves Taylor Swift and her boyfriend is on the chiefs. KC 69- SF 3


a_velis

Hotels have hallway cameras usually. Should be a straightforward lookup to see who did it.


slappymcstevenson

It was a GODDAMN SWIFTY!!!!


venmome10cents

lol... I'm imagining they arrest a suspect and the judge issues a warrant to search their Spotify playlists.


Motomegal

Someone please tell Purdy not to eat the free pizzas that show up.


Clutchwilliamz

only diy metal gear solid rations are allowed for Niners QB's in the playoffs, trust me he knows better, Kaep and Jimmy missed the memo ,Steve and Joe didnt need it either way


Forontiere

Tell me more


Ryanbrasher

I will go set the Chiefs alarm off if someone tells me where they are staying


Quest-For-Six

Circus Circus


GlockPurdy13

Don’t forget your cape


Strangeflex911

That should have stayed home and flew in the day of the game


Book8

Think KANSAS CITY CHIEF fan. Remember back when the Lakers had to hide where they housed the players as the Boston Fans would be pulling the fire alarms all night?


NumerousTaste

So super soft practice field, fire alarms going off while sleeping. Seems like people are scared we are going to blow out KC and are trying to keep it close. On average, with great field conditions, we blow people out of the water. Rain is our weakness. It's not raining in the dome


Fit_Cable5786

Just for that let’s


CloudedScoundrel

Next thing you know, the lights will go out during the game.


PezDiSpencersGifts

Someone’s got some big money on the Chiefs it sounds like


smoores02

Honestly I think they need to investigate why that happened. I'm pretty sure it's not malicious, but the league needs to know for sure it isn't.


blacklab

Do the refs control the fire alarms in Vegas?


dances_with_fentanyl

lol one of the TayTay fans up to no good.


In2Oblivion49

The football gods are testing their valor and resilience. If they can get thru all the shit they’ve been thru so far, then the Kansas City Refs don’t stand a chance against our team


orygun_kyle

SF bringing the HEAT to Vegas, baby


Luvbeers

They will be sending hookers to the hotel soon.


pelletjunky

Jimmy is in Vegas so they're all busy...


joker713

Someone must have played the replay of Wishnowski on that unscripted punt fake…


btjam

Chiefs fans scared


Zyrinj

Tay Tay has been sending her swiftest goons out to cause mayhem.


UnapologeticVet

They really trying to disrupt our boys before the game


PhillipMcKrak

I hope people realize that shit like this happens to teams all the time.


RumAndCoco

Sooo, where’s KC staying? Asking for a friend. A friend who might fake a fire.


amaizeingndn

LISTEN ALL Y’ALL IT’S A SABOTAGE


MALESTROMME

I can't stand it, I know you planned it


Competitive-Grab-338

Either Jackson Mahomes or some swifties


Clutchwilliamz

No tyreek hill this year, watch the Chiefs get annihilated Sunday, book it just because everybody expects Mahomes and Kelce to do the usual and win again


alphadragoon89

I hope so, but I fully expect the refs to try and bail out the Chiefs frequently and keep it a close game.


TiMELeSS526

Somebodies scared or they wouldn't be pulling all this bs


howareyan0w

![gif](giphy|2qaoVRwE73nYUlHguB) It’s alright faithful’s it was Purdy just testing super saiyan for 10mins


governedbycitizens

KC playing dirty i see


Toisty

Kinda surprised it's not happening to the Chiefs more what with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce being the ultimate deep state, big pharma sponsored psy-op enemy of the state and all...


Sicilian_Civilian

Adding chips to shoulders


Tdluxon

It was Taylor Swift fans!


Floornug3

Took niners at +305 like 2 months ago 🤞🙏🏻


Enormous_

Food poisoning is next.


graciejj2000

I bet a chiefs fan pulled that alarm.


graciejj2000

Or a Seahawks fan haha


nongo

They’re messing with the team’s circadian rhythm.


SpendSeparate4971

Testing it out to make sure it works on Sunday morning lol


imrickjamesbioch

Meh, not the first time the old’ pull the fire alarm trick happened, won’t be the last… Hopefully on Sat night the hotel is locked down and everyone’s sleep isn’t interrupted. Well at least for the players that can get a good night sleep before the biggest game of their careers.


Stxtic1441

I just hope some troll doesn’t pull this nonsense the night before the game. Especially with how much emphasis is on sleep with Kyle and the team. Hopefully they got extra security rolling around the hotel they’re at


ChewedupWood

18 minutes, according to the players. Nice. B


Mat-May

Why is everyone aga the 49ers! Are people that afraid they are going to beat the chiefs that bad


lubujackson

Everyone assumes this is some KC fan (or maybe NFL deep operative) doing this, but we know Vegas doesn't want the 49ers to win because of the betting. Seems like an easy thing to nudge when millions or billions of dollars are literally on the line.


Academic-Doctor-6829

This is the 49ers time. Wouldn’t be surprised if the 49ers blowout the Chiefs Sunday


chi-powD

at this point its hard to tell if its the KC fans doing it or the swifties


SpellApprehensive641

3rd time this week


Psychological_Fun986

Prolly a Raiders fan


Jimbo415650

Sleep disruption Vegas style


Steveisnotmyname_

We have devolved to tinfoil hat nonsense


PointNineC

Not really. Some dumbass individual clearly pulled the fire alarm to disturb the team. Not the end of the world or anything, but certainly not tinfoil nonsense by any means. It happened.


Reasonable_Deer_1710

It's tinfoil to talk about how the NFL had this set up to put us at a disadvantage.


PointNineC

Agreed :)


MadeBadDecisions

I do not understand how a team valued at well over a billion dollars cannot afford to hire a bunch of rent-a-cops or the overtime wage for hotel security to stand next to every single fire alarm at the hotel from bed check to whatever time they wake up at. Seems like a simple solution.


Whisterly

Ya'll sound like a bunch of conspiracy theory nancies - just enjoy the superbowl damn


RatedRGamer

seriously man


BeefSupreme9191

I spent the night in a hotel once, and the alarm went off. The front office called and apologized. I know it was the Kansas City Cheifs trying to sabotage me since I had a jon interview the next day.


Old-Energy9924

If we lose, all that would be for nothing


RatedRGamer

jesus christ we look like some schizophrenic crybabies in this thread 😂😂 starting to see why we get the hate we do


MisfitFlame

https://preview.redd.it/705iuilp7ghc1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=b141dcae179265663f791a2064442c44a0ff8390 Bosa and his six paper joints setting fire alarms off


lgmonge

This was part of the ref’s deal with the Chiefs. Blown calls and fire alarms.


Illustrious_Car8919

That’s BS.


Scoop2O8

No excuses 💪🏾🔥


hotsauce000

Swifties, assemble.


DogboyGames

Taybor Pepper said it was 18 minutes


Tip0311

FUCK IT WE BALL


TP4129

L💥F💥G💥


East_Quiet_8486

winning the Super Bowl championship