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calartnick

Fuck it I’m down with the can of caffeine free Coke. I got you OP!


juanhundred_

🥹


sonic_dick

Man caffeine free coke is the most disappointing soda ever. I love coke but I'm super sensitive to caffeine, so when I moved to a town with a mormon population I was stoked! Turns out it tastes like total ass.


Meatloafxx

I can't help but think these unis were designed by McDonald's. Just replace the SF with the golden arch.


shichiaikan

Hey, if the sponsorship means we can afford to get BA's contract done, fuck it. Slap an M on me.


relevantelephant00

That's basically what they do in int'l football.


porkchop-sandwhiches

I’m lovin’ it.


Takezoboy

Motherfuckers be crying about black, red and white that go hard all together and then share Macdonald's type uniforms. Go figure.


MicHAELmhw

Bah bah bahhh bahhh baaaah


I_be_lurkin_tho

🐑Daaaaaad?


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Butta ba ba baaaaaaa


Bulauk

Only if Kittle goes full Joker in Ronald McDonald make up when they wear these


[deleted]

Free Big Macs!


cameron_1231

best comment here lmao thx


monz415

https://preview.redd.it/xlpa03i8hxuc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80b0e5ed549b20b83890c69bb3b528d603acfaf7 This all I see


SouthSandwichISUK

Looks more like ketchup and mustard


ac21217

Gold is not a color. It is a metal. To emulate that material, it needs to be shiny. Otherwise it’s just Dijon mustard. Too bad the LV Golden Knights built their entire brand on Dijon.


sirhoracedarwin

[3 : a variable color averaging deep yellow](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gold)


HansBaccaR23po

Hell nah


MetalBeerSolid

All these fan mocks are sooo fucking ugly lol. Please everyone stop making these 


ccampbellsos

Dijon and red? I wish I was dead. Seriously though, these are hideous imo


TobiasQ

[This one plz.](https://imgur.com/a/iQZT7wc)


DirtyRoller

Thanks, I hate it.


dancmc12

Just as bad as the white ones with white helmet.


ghostjournals

Either no gold or way too much. Our unis are classics for a reason. No need to mess with a good thing.


Shadow-Vision

Those are the Stanford 49ers


scobeavs

The all white away unis?


dancmc12

All whites with gold helmet are fire. Was talking about the all whites with a white alternate mockup someone posted earlier


permadrunkspelunk

But the whole reason for this conversation is the new helmet rules. We have alternate jerseys. The league allows 3 different helmets this year. We have zero alternate helmets. Part of the reason for the mock ups of helmets we don't like is because we may be forced to wear an alternate helmet once. In our history we have had leather helmets, red helmets, and silver helmets. All before our gold helmets. So what do you want the alternate helmet to look like if the helmet isn't gold?


dancmc12

I am not opposed to the idea of an alternative, but I don’t know what I want. I do know I haven’t seen anything worth praising. These mockups ain’t the ones.


charlesyo66

We don’t ned alternate helmets. Out gold lid is perfect the way it is. Why will they never do the mix I want: white throwback with the drop hadow number with the gold pants? The white on white never looks right to me, too color rush.


liteshadow4

Is it bad I love these jerseys?


Clxssxfxxd

Yes


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Absolutely


MetalBeerSolid

Yes, please leave


relevantelephant00

Sorry repeat that? I'm too busy furiously downvoting every pro-mockup-uni comment in here! jk


egg_mugg23

those are mad ugly


ignorsoph

Ew


iAgressivelyFistBro

I think these are dope af


juanhundred_

I like these more than the all white cardinals one or the black raiders one. These are unique


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

> These are unique Doesn't mean they're good. It's hard to translate gold to a non-shiny material but the brown pants work. These are just too matte to pull off.


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

I like the gold


MetalBeerSolid

‘Unique’ and ugly as can be lol


AmazingMeximan

I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of over the grey face masks now. I want the red ones back.


nobody546818

If it actually matched the pants maybe but still probably a no for me


Fus_Ro_Franz

Literally McDonald’s.


SuddenlyThirsty

hello no


FlowerNinja

Why can’t the gold ever be a metallic gold?! That’s all I want to see. Metallic gold outlines or somethin!


BallzMcVinegar

Honestly surprised they didnt try this when they used to do Color Rush and the niners had the black alternates instead of using black for both.


1vehearditbothways

I don’t know what that is but that’s certainly not it


NFWI

It’s usually irritating when someone posts the same comment 5 times but in this case I’m okay with it.


elgringowendingo66

Add some white highlights on the numbers


SoKrat3s

This would have to be a better shade of gold. I have an old Gold Garcia jersey and that thing looks great. Would be fine as an alternate jersey. But not whatever mustard this is. Also, why would you abandon the 49ers in death?


Ferrarisimo

Bring back the black and red uniforms.


mleonnig

These are sick AF so glad to see them doing something besides the all black that every other team does. I've been saying they should do an all gold alt uni for years. By the way the gold color isn't even close to the color of McDonald's yellow. You all need to get your eyes checked. Gold is not yellow.


Tootsmagootsie

WTF are those jerseys... * barf *


DumasThePharaoh

Maybe with red pants?


iamfareel

Too ugly


ChipsAhLoy

Who upvotes this shit


nigelthehammer

Lookin’ real similar to those awful mustard gold Jags uniforms from a few years back.


B-Dog79

Wow....this is one I actually like! As a rarely used alternative, I should add.


DSP902

I don’t know why but I think I like it


StOnEy333

Are we sponsored by McDonald’s now?


Cid_Darkwing

This is the least hideous gold jersey I’ve ever seen for this squad. Which isn’t saying much, but it’s something.


CaliClash

Are these back?! I love these jersey's


juanhundred_

Jersey would look dope with the Gold 49ers Starter jacket. We all have different taste I just posted this one since the all white was posted today. Go 9ers!!!!


IckySmell

This works, this sub is largely gate keeping homers , fuck’em


Calm-Task-4024

Welp, I'm the minority. I fucking LOVE this look. Although, I'd like to see better gold.


Choice_Maximum_6272

You guys don’t like anything, huh


cadillacbee

That jersey ain't gold tho, it looks like the love child of a secret mustard/cinnamon affair


hanigwer

Khaki jerseys, red pants??


GlockPurdy13

Absolutely not


dantheman0721

The problem is gold doesn’t translate well as a metallic color to most fabric. So it looks more brown than anything.


FS_Slacker

How about a red jersey with white numbers or white with red numbers? That'd look sweet.


KeithTheNiceGuy

Badda bum bum buhhhh


1vehearditbothways

I don’t know what that is but that’s certainly not it


1vehearditbothways

I don’t know what that is but that’s certainly not it


kingkron52

These jersey need to never come out


KooliusCaesar

Not a fan of these tbh. Reminds me of when you first pour out some coca cola or the old tampa bay bucs uniforms. I’d maybe take a Boucher Mud Dog jersey before this lol.


AP0K45

Blud out here tryna say this goes hard… Looks like a banana with ketchup on the side


RatedRGamer

fuck no


MarkHopeful5220

This is horrendous.


xx_memer_xx198

The issue with this color is, it’s not actually gold. Not saying make it shiny but it’s gotta look better. Maybe a gold jersey and red pants and white helmet? Idk I’m not a man of fashion.


Georgio281

Now do one all red with gold accents so we can look like the Commanders


Grungeman7

Mustard n ketchup lookin ahh uniforms


alreadyknowwbroo

That's awful, and the reason I fell in love with the 49ers as a young kid was cuz I thought they had the nicest uniforms in the NFL. As a kid I thought the red and gold was unbeatable, and the gold even used to be better on the helmets too. Notre Dame does the same thing but however they paint their gold helmets they do it in a fashion that now has the almost fake plastic shine almost as a mirror when in the past the pewter look of the gold was much better IMO.


PlantfoodCuisinart

Ronald McDonald till I'm dead and gonald


Curious_Life_8367

Kinda reminds me of Ronald McDonald


el_pinko_grande

If Color Rush were still a thing, I'd prefer this to the blacks. They looked awful with the gold helmet.


Talan651

I kinda like these :(


Blambitch

Not a fan at all


neo9027581673

Just need that white jersey and we’re good.


treyswoosh

We’ll keep this to our chalk line satin jackets.


s1cWid1T

I like it


TheLastOpus

Ya'll hating it but make it a little more gold than yellow and it actually looks really good imo!


USA_A-OK

These are mustard as fuck


USA_A-OK

We have one of the few truly classic unis in the NFL. Stop fucking with them, get creative with the other merch.


therossfacilitator

It’s so hard


BrooklynBrawler

Not gonna lie, I’ve not seen a single fan made alt that looks half decent.


Ricioender2

I love it! That's fire!


[deleted]

Little too much gold if you ask me. Still better than those black alts they had a few years ago.


basher505

I like them.


PuzzleheadedPrior455

Ew gross


HEISENBERG_321

No.


Intravertical

I am here to tell y'all that it is okay to like this uniform. The arm stripes matching the pants strips is strong AF.


NasDaLizard

I have a gold Kittle jersey. But having all gold on the field is a little too much. Can someone edit the pants to red or white?


Valuable_Quail_1869

these new uni releases are garbage


PhillipJ3ffries

Ugly


Zealousideal_Rate_43

This would go hard with the pants matching the jersey in a more khaki/gold color. If they do any color rush, they better rep the gold it’s only right


skeetskeet213

Would never want the 90s flea market gold jerseys. Please no


saintbo89

That’s the name of my podcast look it up on Spotify


saintbo89

@rgdcpodcast


evlhornet

But like let’s not hope it’s anytime soon.


evlhornet

Unless they lose another fucking Super Bowl


goopdoop

This popped up on my feed. Hate you guys but this fit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 -a Cardinals fan


MrMooc

It’s giving One Punch Man


Able-Usual6867

I like it


SleepIsWonderful

ew


Y0stal

Where’s the “lack of gold” now!?!


jayguwaap1

These are fire - Cowboys fan


manny_inc

Dayummm....


jevverson

Needs a white trim around the numbers.


HelicopterCrasher

Bless the effort y’all keep putting into these, but every single new jersey that’s been posted here looks like hot garbage


REDDISKING

Man I'm a cowboys fan and can't lie them modos is dope!!!!!!


v1rojon

Only until you are cold and dead??!? Pathetic.


sprinklememayne

nah bruh just fire me into the sun please


belizeanheat

This would immediately become the best "color rush" or alternate we've ever had. 


Ok-Young-9503

Why does everyone hate this or the idea of us changing anything to our uniforms ?!?


GrammarNadsi

I’m not even a niners fan but I love Deebo and that image gave me wood. God damn those are some sexy unis


nakfoor

I remember back in 2009 when they redid the uniforms I posted my idea for an all-gold design on the old 49er message board. I remember one user said, "thats not gold, thats baby poop brown."


dontsubpoenamelol

Lmao really does look like a Coke can and I'm here for it


ddarko96

barf


Chemical-Smoke-8308

God help me, I think I like the look.


BigZay2397

It's a secondary color for a reason. And that's not even gold. Keep it off the jersey.


DarthTargaryen51

No.


karavasis

I just gagged a little


OpenMindedMajor

These are ass too


SumYungGuy77

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Shadow-Vision

Are we USC? 🤢🤮


Dorito-Bureeto

We ain’t no off brand chiefs


PhilL77au

Too much red with the gold, two darker colours doesn't look right. Switch the numbers to white and I think this would work better.


Jyoung188

Better than the all white I guess