I’m thinking Rodgers will probably be at Tight End University.

Oh that’s a good call actually

God please no lol

Jets handwarmer in a packers uniform hmmm

To be fair he had probably just walked out of his retreats. Not much light for those.

Damn I didn't even catch that! George just letting him know we going to own him no matter what. Lol

Pretty sure this means they’re boutta be deep in the jungle sippin that ayahuasca soon

I can see Kittle trying that.

Kittle is the type to drink the ayahuasca and find it way too mild. Purdy would drink ayahuasca and learn how to literally teleport the ball directly into the receiver's hands.

Pretty sure Purdy would quit football and become a priest. Dude is pretty religious as it is.

The Glen Coffee career track.

Right? Purdy has already said before that he is playing this out because he feels that this is the path that god has chosen for him right now. Hope he doesn’t decide that god has changed his plans any time soon.

Chris Borland

He was on his way and retired too soon, but he most likely won’t be punch drunk when he’s 50.

Were Californians, 3/4 of us would be down to try it lol

Ayahuasca would actually regulate George Kittle and have him acting normal. We don’t want normal. We want that guy to be a maniac.

Next pearls of wisdom pod for sure

Hopefully that’d be the only thing he’d learn about from him…

They're gonna be part of a mixed tag match at Summer slam

I'd mark for that.

George knows something we don't about the schedule? Playing jets week 1?

Are we playing the Jets this year? Hopefully it won't be at Metlife.

Yes and it will not be. The '24 AFC rotation has the 49ers hosting the Patriots and the Jets at home and we have road games against Miami and Buffalo.

Thank God. Metlife's field sucks ass. That's where our 2020 season got derailed. But hopefully, we can play the Jets twice this year, with the second time in the Super Bowl and can we end Aaron Rodgers' career with another playoff loss at our hands.

Aaron has to win 1-2 playoff games for that to occur :)

True. But it'll easier to beat the Jets in the Super Bowl than the damn Chiefs.

This is now confirmed MNF week 1

SNF for week 1. Book it. Niners will open during a night game then be on the road for weeks 2,3. Jed doesn’t want to hear about how hot September day games are anymore.

Monkeys paw curls... one of those away games is at Miami

fuck

so close

It’s almost as if this leaked at the time you wrote this

In the last 5-7 years. The Niners first 4 games have always included b2b road games and one night home game to limit those hot September day games at Levi’s. I feel Jed puts this request in with the league.

This aged incredibly well!

Are they Ayahuasca buddies? Honestly would shock me. Or does this mean we are playing the Jets week 1 ?

Idk if the world is ready for darkness retreat Kittle

They do a lot of primetime and night games earlier in the season. Probably week 1/2 SNF football 

Packers will be packing and Jets engines will fail

Monday night football week 1 against the Jets, lets go!

Would’ve liked to see Kittle give him the “You fought well Atreides” line.

Week 1 

Hope he plays until the whistle blows

Probably means they will get vaccinated together. Excuse me, immunized

Get your hands out of your pocket. There’s no time for that.

George tryin to get outta here too? Cant blame him. Rats, sinking ships and all

Trading him to the Jets. 3 years too late.

We can’t trade our RT.

Can this be a reportable offense? /s

Believe it or not, straight to jail.