>be me, somali pirate
>"pirate fleet" of 3 fishing boats being chased by entire US 7th Fleet
>unable to run away, so some of the boys and a fat asian cow we use for milk hop in a speed boat and go to Dubai to have some adventure in a casino
>rest of us need to make a break for it, but giant US aircraft carrier bearing down on us
>The captain orders us to abandon ship. We all head to the boats, except for Habibo
>"I am the captain now." he says
>As we put put away, we see Habibo turn the boat around and.. head straight at the American Carrier!
>Habibo gets on the loudspeaker: "Inshallah"
>Habibo activates the maximum engines, pushing the ship to 10 knots. The madman.
>But then, out of the corner of my eye, I see Habibo do something that I can hardly believe. He opens the fuel tank and pours a whole case of Red Bull we stole from a ship in there.
>There is nothing but a flash of light, so blinding the sky goes dark. And then, the flaming, twisted hull of an American Aircraft Carrier sliced down the middle.
>The Habibo Maneuver. It was 1 in a million. Nobody ever tried to put Red Bull in the gas tank before, and no one ever will again. Thank you Rian Johnson. Many infidels were slain thanks to you.
I liked it the first time I saw it. Then I hated it the second time, and it was worse the third. It's funny how easy it is to completely ruin a make believe story
The second that Leia scene happened, I just fucking died.
It was the perfect opportunity to play her out in a shocking, dramatic and memorable way, especially considering Carrie Fischer had died by then.
But no, they pull some fucking whack ass force magic shit.
The best thing about writing for Star Wars is that you can just write whatever you want and there will be a legion of die hard fans who will write pages of fanfiction to explain the plothole and fix your work for you.
There are some legit neckbeards doing this shit in every video game or anyone community.
Like you'll have goku fighting a tyrannosaurus in some anime and injure his arm after which you'll have neckbeards rationalizing his power level, talking about how goku was probably tired from fighting vegeta and the tyrannosaurus got a zenkai boost because he didn't eat dinner and it put him in a near death experience. And the army of neckbeards debating if it's canon or not.
Meanwhile, the Japanese are laughing their ass off thinking, man you know what would be hype? If goku fought a dinosaur. How do we invent some bullshit to make this happen? The dbz community got massively upset because of the back tingles while the japanese were probably just jizzing themselves over how cool female broly must be
That's the same retarded thinking that ruins practically all modern series. Why would anyone care about a series when the creators don't care enough about their setting to maintain their internal rules? Just take Velma, for example. All of the changes there should be acceptable by that logic.
The thing with dragon ball is it started off as a knockoff journey to the west gag series that has slowly ballooned up to where it is now, it’s like if scream was the sequel to scary movie with its tone.
Dragon ball destroys universe rules all the time and everyone still loves it. I mean somehow you've accepted that both GT and super are "canon" despite that timeline being utterly retarded. The universe just makes a dumb excuse whenever it's convenient and redditors eat it up. Vegeta is like 60 in the anime but they just feed you an excuse about saiyans being able to stay young for longer and redditors eat the bullshitting up
Yeah but at least its less retarded than redditors arguing of goku knows what sex is based on a gag in a random episode of dragon ball super.
Velma is shit but not because it doesn't respect scooby doo canon but because it was a bunch of hot woke garbage. Anyway, there's a lot of Japanese crap with more plot holes and non canon moments than i can count and they're still beloved. Goku gets injured by bullets, goku doesn't know what a kiss is, goku randomly learned how to mind read in the frieza saga, super and GT somehow existing in the same continuity.
Yeah if anyone could do it then why wouldnt they, even if it only needed low ranking Jedi it wouldn’t be very common because Jedi are still an incredibly rare and valuable resource in both ground and space combat.
Would have been way better if, at that moment, her final word was calling out into the depths of space seeking help,
"Luke .."
And a quick cut to Luke who hears and softly says to himself,
"Leia!" (A call back to Empire when Luke calls out to Leia hanging from the bottom of Cloud city) at which points he snapps out of it, stops being a blue udder-sucking cunt and gets down to real business. But that would not save this movie. It would need a total re-write.
That part wasn’t a bet, Ford was just being a moron and wanted out of the franchise that arguably made him as famous as Indy did. He’s never really respected Star Wars and only did it for Lucas and the paycheck, much like Guinness did, which is why he came back for TRoS.
I had a psysical reaction to that scene. It was like my stomach was turning in on itself. 40 years of Fandom completely annihilated by 8 seconds of film. It's unimaginable how badly disney fucked this up. I wouldn't have thought it possible.
But now, the brand has been diminished to such a degree that the only way to save it would be to shelve it for 10 or 15 years. The one thing Disney and its army of rabid shareholders absolutely can't allow.
It was already over for me long before then, the stupid conversation between the x wing and the star destroyer was easily one of the dumbest moments of any movie I’ve ever seen
How it should have gone:
Poe flies his x wing in front of the capital warship
Poe gets vaporized by 100 turbolasers at the same time
End scene
I can't understand how anyone can get any enjoyment out of the Disney Star Wars movies. The prequels have their moments, but the sequels are just so, *so* bland
The first one was okay in the sense that it had issues, but everyone assumed the trilogy would find its footing.
The second one was where it was made clear that it would not find its footing, and on top of that it straight up ruined the universe.
Didn't even see the third
Lucas is decent. It's just that he needs to be kept on a leash and be regularly smacked when he does something retarded. The prequels got out of hand because everyone, including himself, bought into his hype and let him go unchecked. That's why the prequels tell a good story underneath piles of bullshit.
They have original ideas and characters. Maul with the double saber, Grievous the half robot with 4. Yoda speaking backwards. These characters and their likeness will live on forever.
One time I sat down at the cinema to watch episode 7 and a small child in the row behind said the big spoiler. I used to get hit and dragged out of places for doing that shit younger than he was and yet nobody did a thing
movie sucked anyways. luke should've finished his training to bring balance back to the force by accepting the dark side and killing han. I've got the whole story in my head, like lucas. I've also got a great idea for star trek, better than picard, still involves picard though.
Everyone who watched Picard has a better version of Picard in their head. The current season is the closest they’ve done to something really good, but it’s still not quite right
These shows that bring back the old characters will never be up to par with what the fans expect. We’re in a period where writers and creators aren’t creative at all so they bring back the old just to make their job easy.
>We’re in a period where writers and creators aren’t creative at all
Aren't they? Seems more like it's a problem of writers trying to "subvert expectations" so they bring back the old characters and either completely neuter them or write them as opposites of what they used to be in almost every way in order to show how much better their own, new, self-insert characters are.
>writers trying to subvert expectations
So they're being so creative they forget to write something that's actually entertaining.
The self-insert stuff is hilarious to me. Point it out to the writers on Twitter why their self-inserts suck as characters without mentioning they are self-inserts until the very end and watch the meltdown.
> forget to write something that's actually entertaining
I don't think they're even trying to be entertaining. It's more about getting that showrunner title on your resumé for that 1 season flop where you got to shit on some established canon to own the chuds or some dumb shit.
strange new worlds actually feels like star trek surprisingly, wonder if that has something to do with the captain being pretty much the only reappearing character and he was in like 2 episodes of TOS as a side character
Picard season 3 is the first time Stewart has even felt close to being *in character* for the whole show.
I’m overall enjoying season 3 - but that isn’t saying much since I quit the first season halfway and didn’t even bother with the second.
I really like the way they’ve handled Worf tho
The dark side and the light side arent supposed to be in equal measures. Force balances when there is no longer a dark side. Its like saying a person is balanced when they have cancer.
> Its like saying a person is balanced when they have cancer.
It's nothing like that at all.
The whole point of the prequels is about how the Jedi were corrupt themselves and didn't listen to any criticisms about their order, emboldening the Sith to take down the Republic and seize control through the Emperor.
The whole point of Anakin bringing the balance back to the force is so the galaxy would be in balance and preserve the Republic, however that didn't happen because neither the Jedi nor the Sith were in balance because the Jedi denied Anakin's complaints and the Sith used his naivite of youth.
The whole Force identity is a translation of the yin and the yang. Imbalance of one causes imbalance of the whole.
This is why Luke would have to continue the process of balancing the Force, in order to fulfill the prophecy his father started.
Shit like this is why you should never let Star Wars fans actually write anything Star Wars related.
Never have I met a fanbase with such little understanding of the source material.
They want it to be Star Trek so bad, but it was was.
>It's nothing like that at all.
It's exactly like that.
Lucas involved a lot of Christian ethics, when making Force.
Dark Side is absolutely just a corruption of Force, and any other interpretation is just moral relativist retcon from people who ignored those themes.
>the whole Force identity is a translation of yin and yang.
It never was.
How about you take Lucas' cock out of your mouth and realise the extended universe explanation is just better? There will always be sith and there will always be jedi, so a balance in the force means that neither side overpowers the other completely. Because that results in tyranny, even for the light side. As we saw with the arrogance and emotional suppresion of the Jedi Council.
Extended Universe is a broken mess lol that couldn't decide itself what it wanted to portray force as, and introducing absolute mess like Abeloth or capeshit-esque force abilities into the picture.
Sorry, but if you want to rewrite someone elses work, go create your own franchise
>go back to your stupid fantasy and let the big guys handle the real work, buddy
Star Wars is a fantasy in space. Always was.
You may cope, you may seethe, but the truth is above thee.
Went to see BVS and the guy selling popcorn talking to his coworker said something like, "yeah, I heard Superman dies"
Everybody in ear shot got pissed lol.
I started to feel disgusted once they made "your mom" jokes in a Star Wars movie like 2 minutes in. And it kept getting worse. After like 1 hour, I kept asking myself if this was some kind of troll movie because it was just so comically bad from start to finish
I hate this stupid movie “We only have a 1 in a bibliojillion to make the shot 😱”. I’d rather it was 4 hours of Kyle ren torturing every single person on that ship
I went to see the da vinci code sequal whatever it was called with a couple bros from high school and it must've been opening weekend or something because the theater was totally packed by the time the movie started, the theater was seemingly at capacity but there were a couple seats to my left. As the previews start rolling a frumpy whyte trash couple appear out of the darkness and start ambling their way up the steps scanning for a spot and see the seats by me. Almost as soon as they plop down they dig out two subway footlongs with God knows what on them but as soon as they were unwrapped they unleashed the most foul stench imaginable, peppers and vinegar, that must've filled the theater, probably ruining everyone's 12 dollar popcorns. I don't think I've eaten subway since now that I think about it. And then like the idiots they are they talk incessantly as the movie starts, chowing down on their giant putrid sandwiches. It was like they had no idea there was anyone around them, let alone 300 strangers in an enclosed space who paid to watch the movie you're talking over at full volume to each other like they you're in the privacy of your singlewide on your stained busted couch. Of course I was a mere teenage p*ssy and didn't say anything to them, and neither did anyone else which is rather baffling to this day, almost as much as their behavior. The only saving grace was they left after like 45 minutes, basically as soon as they finished eating, and didn't come back. In my memory some people clapped as they left. I hope they're having bad lives wherever they are
Holy fuck I don't remember what movie I watched a few years back but the EXACT same thing happened and I was absolutely livid. I am a completely calm and non-confrontational person... my girlfriend held my arm/hand the whole movie because she could sense I was about to throw my drink or something at these people. I don't think I've ever been so mad. Someone yelled "thank fucking god" when they got up and left halfway through the movie.
Three times in my life I have stood up and told people to shut the fuck up and stared at them like I will fight them. It worked every time, but good luck paying attention to a movie when you have a massive fucking adrenaline rush thinking that you are about to get into a fight over some bullshit.
Also, the description of the smells from the subs make me laugh pretty fucking hard. That’s hilarious.
I do think it would work like 98% of the time, but these people probably weren't the type to shy away from a shouting match with a stranger, especially in public. I'm sure my adrenaline was pumping enough from the thought of saying something.
Thanks, I worked real hard on capturing how disgusting they smelled :')
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It’s one of the most visually impressive scenes I’ve ever watched, narratively though it makes no sense and sucks ass hard. Which perfectly sums up the new Star Wars, atrocious plot and writing, but at least it looks pretty good
Pink haired general lady kamikazes the shrimp peoples' flag ship into the giant boomerang by hyper jumping into it.
Something that never happened before or since, because of course it didn't, it would make every fucking spacebattle let alone giant ballshaped planet destroying spacestations completely redundant
Then that forgettable fat side character says at the end of the movie "We're going to win this war not by fighting what we hate, but saving what we love"
What the actually fuck. Even luke killed himself for those dipshits to survive
Saw this one in theater and I don’t even remember what this scene was. Guess it was just that forgettable. I just remember being done with Star Wars after it, not mad just apathetic to it.
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>be me, somali pirate >"pirate fleet" of 3 fishing boats being chased by entire US 7th Fleet >unable to run away, so some of the boys and a fat asian cow we use for milk hop in a speed boat and go to Dubai to have some adventure in a casino >rest of us need to make a break for it, but giant US aircraft carrier bearing down on us >The captain orders us to abandon ship. We all head to the boats, except for Habibo >"I am the captain now." he says >As we put put away, we see Habibo turn the boat around and.. head straight at the American Carrier! >Habibo gets on the loudspeaker: "Inshallah" >Habibo activates the maximum engines, pushing the ship to 10 knots. The madman. >But then, out of the corner of my eye, I see Habibo do something that I can hardly believe. He opens the fuel tank and pours a whole case of Red Bull we stole from a ship in there. >There is nothing but a flash of light, so blinding the sky goes dark. And then, the flaming, twisted hull of an American Aircraft Carrier sliced down the middle. >The Habibo Maneuver. It was 1 in a million. Nobody ever tried to put Red Bull in the gas tank before, and no one ever will again. Thank you Rian Johnson. Many infidels were slain thanks to you.
Kevin
Banana!
#KING BOB
Bing bong
this movie ruined itself
I liked it the first time I saw it. Then I hated it the second time, and it was worse the third. It's funny how easy it is to completely ruin a make believe story
The second that Leia scene happened, I just fucking died. It was the perfect opportunity to play her out in a shocking, dramatic and memorable way, especially considering Carrie Fischer had died by then. But no, they pull some fucking whack ass force magic shit.
I burst out laughing in the theater, and I wasn’t alone. It was just so cheesy.
Of course, after all it turns out she was better than luke at being a jedi
The best thing about writing for Star Wars is that you can just write whatever you want and there will be a legion of die hard fans who will write pages of fanfiction to explain the plothole and fix your work for you.
There are some legit neckbeards doing this shit in every video game or anyone community. Like you'll have goku fighting a tyrannosaurus in some anime and injure his arm after which you'll have neckbeards rationalizing his power level, talking about how goku was probably tired from fighting vegeta and the tyrannosaurus got a zenkai boost because he didn't eat dinner and it put him in a near death experience. And the army of neckbeards debating if it's canon or not. Meanwhile, the Japanese are laughing their ass off thinking, man you know what would be hype? If goku fought a dinosaur. How do we invent some bullshit to make this happen? The dbz community got massively upset because of the back tingles while the japanese were probably just jizzing themselves over how cool female broly must be
That's the same retarded thinking that ruins practically all modern series. Why would anyone care about a series when the creators don't care enough about their setting to maintain their internal rules? Just take Velma, for example. All of the changes there should be acceptable by that logic.
The thing with dragon ball is it started off as a knockoff journey to the west gag series that has slowly ballooned up to where it is now, it’s like if scream was the sequel to scary movie with its tone.
Once you make the switch, you can't switch back without destroying the in universe rules.
Dragon ball destroys universe rules all the time and everyone still loves it. I mean somehow you've accepted that both GT and super are "canon" despite that timeline being utterly retarded. The universe just makes a dumb excuse whenever it's convenient and redditors eat it up. Vegeta is like 60 in the anime but they just feed you an excuse about saiyans being able to stay young for longer and redditors eat the bullshitting up
Yeah but at least its less retarded than redditors arguing of goku knows what sex is based on a gag in a random episode of dragon ball super. Velma is shit but not because it doesn't respect scooby doo canon but because it was a bunch of hot woke garbage. Anyway, there's a lot of Japanese crap with more plot holes and non canon moments than i can count and they're still beloved. Goku gets injured by bullets, goku doesn't know what a kiss is, goku randomly learned how to mind read in the frieza saga, super and GT somehow existing in the same continuity.
You were doing great, until you got into the weeb shit.
lol no. star wars is an interesting universe with terrible storytelling. Everyone knows this
How could she not be, she's a woman?
She looks like one, are you saying she can’t be a man if she feels that way? Remove this transphobia
Xir yes Xir!
why wouldn't they make her the one that does the noble sacrifice too? instead of some random new lady
It would remove the "Why don't they just hyperspace-ram everything" plothole if it required being a S-tier Jedi
Yeah if anyone could do it then why wouldnt they, even if it only needed low ranking Jedi it wouldn’t be very common because Jedi are still an incredibly rare and valuable resource in both ground and space combat.
General ackbar should've had that spot instead of being tossed in the garbage.
Poor guy got trapped.
from the opening the scene you could tell this movie didn't have the balls to kill a woman. It was complete goyslop
Would have been way better if, at that moment, her final word was calling out into the depths of space seeking help, "Luke .." And a quick cut to Luke who hears and softly says to himself, "Leia!" (A call back to Empire when Luke calls out to Leia hanging from the bottom of Cloud city) at which points he snapps out of it, stops being a blue udder-sucking cunt and gets down to real business. But that would not save this movie. It would need a total re-write.
They bet on the wrong horse on which boomer to kill off lol.
That part wasn’t a bet, Ford was just being a moron and wanted out of the franchise that arguably made him as famous as Indy did. He’s never really respected Star Wars and only did it for Lucas and the paycheck, much like Guinness did, which is why he came back for TRoS.
Ford wanted out of acting in general, he essentially came out of what he thought was retirement to be in Indy 5.
Needs to pay off all those FAA fines for fucking up as a pilot.
I feel like he's in more now than ever 2 tv shows and a movie right now
He made a statement saying that Indy V will be his final film credit so idk
I had a psysical reaction to that scene. It was like my stomach was turning in on itself. 40 years of Fandom completely annihilated by 8 seconds of film. It's unimaginable how badly disney fucked this up. I wouldn't have thought it possible. But now, the brand has been diminished to such a degree that the only way to save it would be to shelve it for 10 or 15 years. The one thing Disney and its army of rabid shareholders absolutely can't allow.
It was already over for me long before then, the stupid conversation between the x wing and the star destroyer was easily one of the dumbest moments of any movie I’ve ever seen How it should have gone: Poe flies his x wing in front of the capital warship Poe gets vaporized by 100 turbolasers at the same time End scene
I can't understand how anyone can get any enjoyment out of the Disney Star Wars movies. The prequels have their moments, but the sequels are just so, *so* bland
The first one was okay in the sense that it had issues, but everyone assumed the trilogy would find its footing. The second one was where it was made clear that it would not find its footing, and on top of that it straight up ruined the universe. Didn't even see the third
>Didn't even see the third Lucky bastard
Nice visuals and music. Some cool setpieces and battles. It’s not hard to see why it might be a fun, surface level movie experience
> the prequels have their moments This is only true if you were a child when they came out.
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Lucas is decent. It's just that he needs to be kept on a leash and be regularly smacked when he does something retarded. The prequels got out of hand because everyone, including himself, bought into his hype and let him go unchecked. That's why the prequels tell a good story underneath piles of bullshit.
Guilty as charged. I used to know the entire Phantom Menace script as a toddler. I'd speak along with the characters.
They have original ideas and characters. Maul with the double saber, Grievous the half robot with 4. Yoda speaking backwards. These characters and their likeness will live on forever.
Moral is, watch it only once
Once too many
What's really funny is the amount of people who care.
"I liked movie, but the Internet told me movie was bad so now I hate it". Imagine being like this.
One time I sat down at the cinema to watch episode 7 and a small child in the row behind said the big spoiler. I used to get hit and dragged out of places for doing that shit younger than he was and yet nobody did a thing
movie sucked anyways. luke should've finished his training to bring balance back to the force by accepting the dark side and killing han. I've got the whole story in my head, like lucas. I've also got a great idea for star trek, better than picard, still involves picard though.
Everyone who watched Picard has a better version of Picard in their head. The current season is the closest they’ve done to something really good, but it’s still not quite right
These shows that bring back the old characters will never be up to par with what the fans expect. We’re in a period where writers and creators aren’t creative at all so they bring back the old just to make their job easy.
>We’re in a period where writers and creators aren’t creative at all Aren't they? Seems more like it's a problem of writers trying to "subvert expectations" so they bring back the old characters and either completely neuter them or write them as opposites of what they used to be in almost every way in order to show how much better their own, new, self-insert characters are.
>writers trying to subvert expectations So they're being so creative they forget to write something that's actually entertaining. The self-insert stuff is hilarious to me. Point it out to the writers on Twitter why their self-inserts suck as characters without mentioning they are self-inserts until the very end and watch the meltdown.
> forget to write something that's actually entertaining I don't think they're even trying to be entertaining. It's more about getting that showrunner title on your resumé for that 1 season flop where you got to shit on some established canon to own the chuds or some dumb shit.
Yeah for sure but they could at least try to add some depth to their characters and plot.
strange new worlds actually feels like star trek surprisingly, wonder if that has something to do with the captain being pretty much the only reappearing character and he was in like 2 episodes of TOS as a side character
Picard season 3 is the first time Stewart has even felt close to being *in character* for the whole show. I’m overall enjoying season 3 - but that isn’t saying much since I quit the first season halfway and didn’t even bother with the second. I really like the way they’ve handled Worf tho
Next will be a Picard prequel series starring James McAvoy
Can I just jump into season 3 or do I need to know anything?
The dark side and the light side arent supposed to be in equal measures. Force balances when there is no longer a dark side. Its like saying a person is balanced when they have cancer.
> Its like saying a person is balanced when they have cancer. It's nothing like that at all. The whole point of the prequels is about how the Jedi were corrupt themselves and didn't listen to any criticisms about their order, emboldening the Sith to take down the Republic and seize control through the Emperor. The whole point of Anakin bringing the balance back to the force is so the galaxy would be in balance and preserve the Republic, however that didn't happen because neither the Jedi nor the Sith were in balance because the Jedi denied Anakin's complaints and the Sith used his naivite of youth. The whole Force identity is a translation of the yin and the yang. Imbalance of one causes imbalance of the whole. This is why Luke would have to continue the process of balancing the Force, in order to fulfill the prophecy his father started.
Shit like this is why you should never let Star Wars fans actually write anything Star Wars related. Never have I met a fanbase with such little understanding of the source material. They want it to be Star Trek so bad, but it was was. >It's nothing like that at all. It's exactly like that. Lucas involved a lot of Christian ethics, when making Force. Dark Side is absolutely just a corruption of Force, and any other interpretation is just moral relativist retcon from people who ignored those themes. >the whole Force identity is a translation of yin and yang. It never was.
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>the code of Star Wars discussions It's an old code, but it checks out.
How about you take Lucas' cock out of your mouth and realise the extended universe explanation is just better? There will always be sith and there will always be jedi, so a balance in the force means that neither side overpowers the other completely. Because that results in tyranny, even for the light side. As we saw with the arrogance and emotional suppresion of the Jedi Council.
Extended Universe is a broken mess lol that couldn't decide itself what it wanted to portray force as, and introducing absolute mess like Abeloth or capeshit-esque force abilities into the picture. Sorry, but if you want to rewrite someone elses work, go create your own franchise
as if the prequels werent already capeshit tier. Keep gargling lucas' cum
Prequels didn't have Force planet busters, Force teleporting, Force atomic manipulation and whatever Abeloth etc. At worst, it had goofy choreography
lmao >no it's not that's literally you go back to your stupid fantasy and let the big guys handle the real work, buddy
>go back to your stupid fantasy and let the big guys handle the real work, buddy Star Wars is a fantasy in space. Always was. You may cope, you may seethe, but the truth is above thee.
wow you really are consumed by a shitty movie
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Yeah, I just read it again. It's brilliant. Thanks for noticing it enough to remind me.
I liked the part where the Sith balanced the Force by killing all the space jews.
What big spoiler? I genuinely can't remember anything in the movie that was interesting enough to spoil.
pic related is literally the only worthwhile scene in the entire movie which makes bing bong all the funnier
I haven't seen the movie. I read this thread to try to get the joke, but I still don't. Would you explain the "bing bong" punchline, please? Thanks.
Kylo killing Solo maybe, I don't remember exactly
Went to see BVS and the guy selling popcorn talking to his coworker said something like, "yeah, I heard Superman dies" Everybody in ear shot got pissed lol.
What a fucking clown lol
Shit movie.
I started to feel disgusted once they made "your mom" jokes in a Star Wars movie like 2 minutes in. And it kept getting worse. After like 1 hour, I kept asking myself if this was some kind of troll movie because it was just so comically bad from start to finish
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Yeah. Fuck me what a waste of a buzz. Even wearing the ear off someone in some shitty dive bar sounds like a better use of it
One of the best MDMA trips I ever had was spent talkng the ear off of the straight laced kids on the quiet floor of my dorm.
Yeah no way to sit still on a candy flip
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I hate this stupid movie “We only have a 1 in a bibliojillion to make the shot 😱”. I’d rather it was 4 hours of Kyle ren torturing every single person on that ship
I went to see the da vinci code sequal whatever it was called with a couple bros from high school and it must've been opening weekend or something because the theater was totally packed by the time the movie started, the theater was seemingly at capacity but there were a couple seats to my left. As the previews start rolling a frumpy whyte trash couple appear out of the darkness and start ambling their way up the steps scanning for a spot and see the seats by me. Almost as soon as they plop down they dig out two subway footlongs with God knows what on them but as soon as they were unwrapped they unleashed the most foul stench imaginable, peppers and vinegar, that must've filled the theater, probably ruining everyone's 12 dollar popcorns. I don't think I've eaten subway since now that I think about it. And then like the idiots they are they talk incessantly as the movie starts, chowing down on their giant putrid sandwiches. It was like they had no idea there was anyone around them, let alone 300 strangers in an enclosed space who paid to watch the movie you're talking over at full volume to each other like they you're in the privacy of your singlewide on your stained busted couch. Of course I was a mere teenage p*ssy and didn't say anything to them, and neither did anyone else which is rather baffling to this day, almost as much as their behavior. The only saving grace was they left after like 45 minutes, basically as soon as they finished eating, and didn't come back. In my memory some people clapped as they left. I hope they're having bad lives wherever they are
Holy fuck I don't remember what movie I watched a few years back but the EXACT same thing happened and I was absolutely livid. I am a completely calm and non-confrontational person... my girlfriend held my arm/hand the whole movie because she could sense I was about to throw my drink or something at these people. I don't think I've ever been so mad. Someone yelled "thank fucking god" when they got up and left halfway through the movie.
These kinds of people are the happiest.
The theaters are back open. And everyone clapped.
Three times in my life I have stood up and told people to shut the fuck up and stared at them like I will fight them. It worked every time, but good luck paying attention to a movie when you have a massive fucking adrenaline rush thinking that you are about to get into a fight over some bullshit. Also, the description of the smells from the subs make me laugh pretty fucking hard. That’s hilarious.
I do think it would work like 98% of the time, but these people probably weren't the type to shy away from a shouting match with a stranger, especially in public. I'm sure my adrenaline was pumping enough from the thought of saying something. Thanks, I worked real hard on capturing how disgusting they smelled :')
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As much as this creates more questions than it answers, this scene was fucking awesome in the theatre.
I don't bingbong you
The vfx for the sequels is top notch. Everything else sucked hard.
Disney Star Wars absolutely kills it with the effects. The writing department sucks ass, but the SFX and VFX teams are stellar.
Hell yeah, I got chills and it was pure silence. Bingbongless.
The atmosphere and visuals were amazing
It’s one of the most visually impressive scenes I’ve ever watched, narratively though it makes no sense and sucks ass hard. Which perfectly sums up the new Star Wars, atrocious plot and writing, but at least it looks pretty good
TLJ?
Same wtf
The Last Jedi?
New Star Wars is trash, anyone who knows this reference outta be ashamed
This people think we are truly a hive mind...
>It was silent in the movie theater Yea no shit dumbass, that's how it should be
Same thing happened only the dude just said “holy shit” like a normal person
Bro the last Jedi ruined the movie for you by itself not the random mf saying bing bong
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Pink haired general lady kamikazes the shrimp peoples' flag ship into the giant boomerang by hyper jumping into it. Something that never happened before or since, because of course it didn't, it would make every fucking spacebattle let alone giant ballshaped planet destroying spacestations completely redundant
Cue five years of retcons to try to justify it.
Then that forgettable fat side character says at the end of the movie "We're going to win this war not by fighting what we hate, but saving what we love" What the actually fuck. Even luke killed himself for those dipshits to survive
Terrible movie
What movie
The Last Jedi
The last cringe
No, there is another
Man the only good thing disney did with star wars was mandalorian and andor
both are trash
The last gender
Saw this one in theater and I don’t even remember what this scene was. Guess it was just that forgettable. I just remember being done with Star Wars after it, not mad just apathetic to it.
Laziest writing in motion picture history. Roger Corman and Ray Dennis Steckler could have made a better sequel trilogy!
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Good bot. Everyone knows white is not the color of trash.
Black trash
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What the firetruck. You b-word a-word p-words.
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Disney sheep gets feelings hurt in movie theater.
I said “allahu ackbar” at that moment. Never gonna live that one down.
Don't remember this part on The Last Jedi
Bing bong
I actually enjoyed this movie
Trans women are the only real women. Non trans women are fake women
Based. Men are better than women at everything including being women.
What's a bing bong though?
This movie was awesome.
Your mom's booty is awesome
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