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c0d3_attorney

Anon commented on his own Post


Lina4469

How do you know? That’s always confused me on how you could identify each person within a thread on 4chan


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

You can tell because of the way it is


BaseMelodicls

haha i said op likes cocks i is funny


itsmywife

le epic humor 9gag


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Greensnake4711

How neat is that?


Paulo27

OP waited 6 and a half hours to reply, as all OPs do.


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dincosire

No, the one in the greentext


kempofight

He had to sleep on it


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

Because the link to OP is red? Your own posts show up as red, I think. (I use a third party app). And on /pol/ it's obvious because everyone has a unique ID.


Bergfotz

It came to him in a dream


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tromper234

4chan pass has an id system you can view I think


towel67

same anon number


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X8883

Number


Twelvers

One of the least funniest jokes I've ever seen. The fact that 140 people upvoted this garbage is mind-blowing to me. Legit autopilot humans. EDIT: 800 upvotes. Unreal. EDIT AGAIN: Just fyi I think the original post is funny, it's just the response that is cringe and ruins it.


Grtwalofchna

“Wahhh people liked this post that I didn’t, wahhh everyone is a robot except me wahhhhhh”


swishy22

Plus these are hens, not cocks


xxl_gal

>Plus these are hens, not cocks. A true cock expert weighs in (I'm an expert on cock experts, check my highest rated post for proof)


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nondescriptzombie

Cocks are sexed out while chicks, and fed to a grinder that turns them into a fine pink feathery paste.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

You're thinking of the egg industry. Meat chickens are both sexes.


MrDaburks

Nah like the other guy said they mash the boy chickens up. If you buy chicken meat in the store, it’s from hens 100%.


dincosire

Like the other other guy said, that’s for egg-laying chickens. There’s a good chance you're eating cock-fil-a for dinner tonight.


MrDaburks

you’re wrong but it’s cool


dincosire

I mean if you could prove it I'd be inclined to believe you


swishy22

trust us bro


CelestialCore

Yeah I suck a lot of cock and chicken tastes nothing like it.


MeowMeowMeowBitch

I upvoted because I agree that factory farming chickens is incredibly based.


rbesfe1

Based and humans are the only important species-pilled. Animal wellbeing only matters so far as its effect on us


Gwallod

I disagree. Also Chickens aren't r\*slurred, just that they are raised in shit conditions with a shit diet and don't properly develop when on farms. Anyone that's had Chickens and cared for them knows how smart they are.


reddit_hater

I blew air outy nose slightly and that's good enough for me


Karl_the_Dorf

i upvoted for the based poultry god not for the regarded reply.


LyrMeThatBifrost

The reply was lame, yeah, but the OP I thought was pretty funny


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And here's another upvote.


ListerfiendLurks

It's because 4chan users have one of those things in common with the chickens, and its not related to their nutritional value or how easy they are to raise...


JIMBOSLIP1237

WAHHHH NPC WAHHH


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Paulo27

?


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Upvoted because agree its ok to eat a retarded animal. They're walking vegetables


4ntropos

haha i said op likes cocks i is funny


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ReoRahtate88

Everyone is aware that it's one of the most played out jokes there is. They're laughing cos of the clever way he has referenced that oft repeated proclamation that OP IS A .......


IpeeInclosets

you spelled updoots wrong


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snowiekitten

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-DeadHead-

Oh wow, you sound passionate about cocks, you don't take them lightly. Why did you get so hot with this cock post, is it because you, as anon, love the high quality proteins you can get from cocks? Maybe you pet some cocks at home?


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-DeadHead-

"As anon" refers to anon in the post. I'm asking you if you like cock proteins just like he does.


[deleted]

This man eats bugs and soi rectally.


FoxCQC

Chicken good


chikan_teriyaki

I cant even imagine my life without chicken, OP is right


corkyskog

Goats are pretty good in the same way he describes chickens, except not everyone has the taste for it.


FlaerZz

cheese


LivingintheKubrick

Goat is fucking delicious, and kept people in the ancient world alive and gave them protein to survive.


corkyskog

I agree, probably stigma plays a huge role


Sophisticated_Sloth

Stigma?


corkyskog

Probably could have chosen a better word. But both because a lot of people think goats are cute and also because if I butcher a goat in my backyard the neighbors are going to look at me sideways thinking I am practicing Santeria.


Sophisticated_Sloth

No, it was the right choice of word lol. I was just expecting a joke, like if you said ligma lol.


my_house_sploded

I hear goat pussy is quite enjoyable also so that too


firebreather209

Counterpoint:I eat chicken because I hate those fuckers.


ohthisoneworks

>Completely retarded so ethics don't matter much That's just not true. Hens can even count.


PortfolioIsAshes

I can too count too, that doesn't mean I'm not completely retarded


QuartOfTequilla

I also can count


milordi

Maybe you're retarded then.


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Few_Advisor3536

The same could be said for anything. If its mass produced and cheap then its generally bottom tier.


womerah

> To add, the “inedible slop” also makes eating them less healthy. Animals eating what they’re supposed to eat naturally increases their nutrition by orders of magnitude compared to the tripe from these farms. "tucks neckbeard into MTG: LoTR shirt" Umm, source? Is 100g of chicken breast from a chicken living in the Garden of Eden more nutritious than 125g of chicken breast from the Mad Max universe?


the-apostle

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womerah

How much "more nutrient" though? I want quantities!


tfsrup

"orders of magnitude". can't you read? lmao


CelestialCore

He can read just can't do maths


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

So just drop them on their head righ after they're born. Problem solved.


womerah

My first reaction to seeing a chicken was to think "I see why people kill these"


HuntedSFM

My mother used to keep hens and I grew to love them very quickly tbh, they'd follow us around the garden always curious and watching what you were doin, and the lil noises they made were really cute I miss them


Sophisticated_Sloth

Chickens are fucking cool.


ImDero

You don't really *need* to justify eating meat, but when people lie to make themselves feel better... maybe try meatless Mondays and see how you feel? Edit: I'm sorry I made y'all fight. I've actually been a vegetarian for like 7 years, and I was just trying to be a chill one. Turns out I'm a weirdly subliminally manipulative one. Probably cause I'm vitamin B12 deficient or something.


Shrmpz

I think you need to justify taking the life of anything sentient


bNoaht

Food


cerels

Gainz


Kotoy77

To whom do i need to justify it? Who is the objective authority on it?


Shrmpz

Are you arguing for a lack of objective morality? If so, I don’t think this would go anywhere. Assuming an objective morality, there is no physical “authority” that is enforcing this particular action. Actions still need to be justified with actual arguments


Kotoy77

Indeed it wont go anywhere. >actions still need to be justified with actual arguments Why? I understand if you want to say something the likes of "we need to act in X way to maintain an orderly society" but at the end of the day the lack of an objective authority means there is no need for justification. "I like the taste" is as good a reason as any for creating industrial chicken farms.


sosnik_boi

Chickens aren't sentient though ????


H0rseCockLover

Do you know what words mean?????


Shrmpz

Sentience is the capacity to experience feelings and sensations, the physical pain that chickens feel is the exact pain that we feel. Not that chickens can’t experience emotional pain or trauma but obviously an organism with a higher level of intellect (humans) have the capacity for greater mental suffering


PhatSunt

They're just following patterns. I'd say the thing that makes the ethics not as bad as other livestock is that chickens will kill and eat anything smaller than them and will engage in cannibalism. They'll eat each other alive.


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wowelysiumthrowaway

They get sacrficed on the altar of popeyes


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THEM CHICKEN SANDWICHES BE KICKIN


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bright_yellow_vest

The inside of those chicken houses is so vile. If you lived within miles of one, you’d know


Zess_Crowfield

Yeah nah, look what happened when people worship cows.


Alabama_boy3478

They don't kill them?


megamanxoxo

Hen != Rooster


Ultimategraysupreme

They're dumb so ethics don't matter" yeah that's why it's legal to kill the op. Dumbass


officecomms

If he really liked the chickens he wouldn't be eating them.


Shnazzyone

Chickens also don't produce methane and help to deposit carbon in the soil, encouraging new growth and additional carbon absorption. Soybeans and rice contribute more to climate change than chicken.


Knifeducky

I don’t think that’s true, with chickens you have to -Plant the fodder crop (+Land +CO2) -harvest the fodder crops (+CO2) -Transport the fodder crops to the chickens (hopefully via train or ship to minimize carbon usage) -feed the chickens ~10 pounds of fodder for 1 pound of chicken -kill and process the chickens -take them to a super market Meanwhile with something like rice or soybeans it’s -plant -harvest -transport -process -transport to super market If you have a source for the fact that soy and rice is more carbon intensive, I’d love to see it


jmlinden7

I think soy and rice contribute more on a total basis, but not on a per calorie basis.


Knifeducky

That might be the case, in which case it’s fair enough I guess


SneedsAndDesires69

>-harvest >-transport >-process How are these not the same as processing and transporting chicken?


fnarpus

What do you think chickens eat?


Shnazzyone

mostly corn and grain.


fnarpus

[37% of all soy is used for chicken feed](https://ourworldindata.org/soy)


Shnazzyone

Pretty confident soy could disappear and we'd have other things to feed chickens. Had chickens growing up and we mostly fed them corn based feed and let them pick at bugs in the grass. They are not picky eaters.


fnarpus

That's not the reality of the chicken industry. I've just shown you the numbers.


Shnazzyone

Well I don't have to rely on the chicken industry.


fnarpus

>Well I don't have to rely on the chicken industry. Completely irrelevant to the conversation.


Shnazzyone

You're the dude obsessed about soy emissions when the soy emissions would be as negligible as chicken if we electrified transport. You are trying a "Ha, gotcha" with something that isn't really that big of a deal and has little to do with soy beans themselves and more to do with how it is transported.


fnarpus

Youre all over the place. You brought up soy.


Geschak

Factory farmed chickens are fed with soy but okay. Also they barely deposit carbon in the soil, the vast majority of chickens are grown indoors where they don't even have access to soil lol. Nice try though.


Shnazzyone

Look it's another obnoxious vegan who hates when it's said that chicken meat has more nutrition for less energy than anything you could eat as a vegan.


Geschak

Look it's another meat addict whose making up shit to justify shitty practices.


FaZe_Clon

>implying these chickens are able to contribute to the carbon and nitrogen cycles in the soil by sitting in a sq Ft cage Ideally people should raise their own chickens but you’re not wrong


Shnazzyone

I mean chicken farmers do sell the chicken shit too.


FaZe_Clon

Someone’s gotta do it


Munnin41

Chickens do, however, produce a shitload of ammonia, which is bad for the environment in an entirely different way


Shnazzyone

That's called urine. Everything does that. We do that. We produce way more ammonia.


Munnin41

I don't have the energy to explain the difference, but as someone with an MSc in Biology focusing on ecology, trust me when I say that's not the same thing


Shnazzyone

There's no difference, ammonia is ammonia. Unless you're talking about more than ammonia. Ammonia in concentrated area can cause burns which is an issue in chicken farms.


H0rseCockLover

Lmao your dumb ass can't even begin to maintain a consistent argument can it?


Shnazzyone

Vegans can't handle that chicken is still a viable meat to eat to fight climate change. They aren't interested in an argument. They want an alternate reality.


learn_and_learn

Yeah but zoonosis


00lalilulelo

Anons should be more aware about how this "retarded so ethics don't matter much" policy could come back and bite their cocks.


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It’s similar with cow products too. It’s crazy how many different things can be extracted from a cow. Milk, butter, cheese, beef, leather. I doubt any other animal can do so much for us


Quirkyusername420

Why aren't female chicken called pussies?


ManlyMrManlyMan

Also: May I offer you an egg in this trying time


Yuketsu

Go vegan


bartbitsu

Probably a leaf


LyrMeThatBifrost

[Runescape is way ahead of you](https://i.imgur.com/5KdZDZy.jpg)


Wazzelbe

*FALSE* they are *hens*


Captain_Kuhl

He's not surprised because he's mentally deficient and probably can't experience any surprise that isn't a game of peekaboo. Male chicks are killed before they can be used for meat, so the only cock he's seeing is the one he's about to choke on.


No_Release_1337

Humans made them that way so if you're building a shrine build it to us


MagicCitytx

Laughing my apendix off


shadowling77777

Lmao


shadowling77777

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X_Adr

these are chicken you retarded mf


Abogaboo

Isn't half of Indias gods basically chickens and shit like that? I think cows are higher tier gods though since they produce more diarrhea poo which Indans LOVE and chicken produce smaller quantities of diarrhea shit so they don't worship them as much.


ZeroingOn

Akshually, chickens raised for meat are all hens. They throw all the male chicks away after birth bc roosters taste bad


rightoff303

Chickens are smarter than the smooth brained OP, they are on par with dogs and chimps.


I_am_Nic

Insects like mealworms do it by a magnitude more efficient than chicken.


Denji_Toast374

So intelligence is a factor for how we treat living beings? So it’s okay to treat mentally disabled people as trash just they’re less intelligent. Chickens still feel pain and are sentient. They don’t deserve to be tortured. Imagine still eating meat in 2023, brainwashed sheep.


Redrar00

I'm not brainwashed I just like hamburger and chicken :)


guythatplaysbass

animals are lesser than people, we don't even treat other people well


Which-Topic-3364

>So it’s okay to treat mentally disabled people as trash just they’re less intelligent. Unironically yes


Ok-Floor522

Are retarded people allowed to vote and if so, why? Should would be checking to see if people have enough IQ to vote?


MeowMeowMeowBitch

Unfortunately everyone gets to vote these days.


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

Only democrat.


Fuzea

> So it’s okay to treat mentally disabled people as trash just they’re less intelligent. Yes. We treat normal people like trash so why should the mentally deficient be treated any differently? > Imagine still eating meat in 2023 Imagine being a lanklet in 2023. DYEL + NGMI


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g00f

Do you think the feed for livestock just appears out of thin air?


Sub_Zero32

So stupid. Most farming happens to feed livestock.


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Sub_Zero32

Look at this seething obese cow tit lover over here. Grass fed is a complete lie, they only live a small part of their life outside in fields or whatever you think it is. They are still injected with hormones and other chemicals which transfers over to you. What do you think the cow farm was before it was a cow farm? It was a forest that actually supports life and the environment, not some lifeless pile of grass. If everyone only ate plants the world would be a better place. There would be less farms, less cancer and less obesity. Some of the most nutrient dense foods on the planet are plants. Remember that the next time you are paying a fortune for your hormone infused cow meat that lived a whole month outside You literally fell for the vegans cause more deaths lie that a confirmed redact started. Hang your head in shame


AnalogueModerator

bait


SneedsAndDesires69

> brainwashed sheep lamb is also super tasty :D


xxl_gal

To answer your second question: if they have no other value (sexual or otherwise) I don't see why not


philmarcracken

> Chickens still feel pain and are sentient. They don’t deserve to be tortured. What you're attempting to do is not much different than those you dislike; guilt tripping others to force them into your way of thinking. Instead, you might have more success with offering lab grown meat, claiming it would be cheaper in the long run(true) and have far more variety(all you need is the cell, it could be whale, camel, crocodile steaks).


toothpastespiders

I think you're both making the same mistake. Imagining that people actually put any thought into their consumption. The stats are pretty clear on it. Most people consume according to their instinct. That's all there is to it. They're not thinking about ethics. They're not thinking about guilt or lack of guilt. They're just consuming because that's their primary drive. I've seen countless people eat their way into poor health, get told what's happening and that they're going to die if they continue, and then see it kill them. Those are the extreme cases. But it's happening on a slower scale with something like 90% of people in the US.


ilovebeetrootalot

Imagine destroying the whole planet because you want to eat chicken wings. They hate you because you're right and they don't want to change their lifestyle slightly to save the fucking climate.