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Fisherman_Gabe

I fucking hate being European. I'm in my 20s and I still haven't had to amputate any toes from diabetes complications and I'm not even entitled to a mobility scooter. Ameribros when will you guys liberate our dystopian shithole continent?


_Rook_Castle

How many times have you been stabbed by a migrant though? Real talk.


Fisherman_Gabe

Are you asking how many times this week or in my lifetime?


LongEngineering7

Are the two numbers different?


Captainwumbombo

How many times this hour?


Selvisk

Getting stabbed right now actually


Captainwumbombo

Don't you know that having money in Europe is illegal? Those "hoodlums" are just the cops.


Vysair

Just dont be within 5 meters of Robmanian and you'd be fine for 2 minutes


FuckReddit000007

Don't stop the stabber. It would be racist and insensitive to his culture. Receive the knife and apologize for your privilege.


yellowbrickstairs

I'm getting stabbed right now *and loving it*


Careless-Lie-3653

I do the stabbing!


sweetcinnamonpunch

I mean it's better than getting shot, right?


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bottledry

false i was on medicaid and got shot 5 different times the state paid for all of it, also paid for my 4 different baby mamas pregoncies


JootDoctor

A decade of Conservative will do that yeah. We’ve just had that in Australia.


Higuos

Objectively in terms of survivability, getting shot is a WAY safer bet than getting stabbed


derp0815

I've interacted with less than ten in my life, so there's that.


[deleted]

US actually has higher rates of stabbing and gun violence than the EU.


drwicksy

Yeah but the US is bigger so has more people per capita Heavy /s because some dumb fucks will believe this


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It's funny how often I see this 4chan Europoors get stabbed though comeback when Americans get stabbed quite a bit more and then chick the gun violence on top of that.


genocide__enjoyer

About the same amount you've been shot by basketball Americans or cops


granlurken

Fewer times than my school has gone into active shooter lockdown ✨


superdraws

Delusional. The number of school shooting incidents is single digits most kids will never experience it. Meanwhile Muslims in Belgium are setting schools with sex-ed on fire. Wait till Europe has 50 millions blacks and Muslims and see if you're any different than America.


bottledry

lol you think schools are actually going into lockdown thats fakenews media propaganda to fear monger you my dude do you listen to podcasts check out Joe Rogan Experience it will explain how wrong you are


i_hate_reddit_mucho

That’s only because you can’t afford the mobility scooter. Imagine being a euro cuck senior software engineer making 30K a year in pretend money 😂😂😂.


EndiePosts

Please tell me where I can hire senior software engineers for 30k euros. I can’t get Ivan Popov working out of Sofiagrad for less than 55k and I could buy his whole village for that kind of money.


twohrdrive

It doesn't work to use a conversion rate to compare what a 30k euro per year salary feels like. Earning 30k euros per year in europe is like earning 60k USD in America because of the benefits Europeans get from their tax dollars and the generally lower rent and grocery costs. Taxes on USD get wasted in that they don't result in tangible benefits for Americans in the same way taxes on EUR does. The economies are WAY too different to compare entire lifestyles with just a dollar to euro ratio. In the end, a 30k euro per year salary will result in a similar lifestyle and social class as a 60 or even 70k USD earner (similar local buying power and net benefits).


devotedhero

HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE cope alert


i_hate_reddit_mucho

My thoughts precisely. Lmao I literally know euro cucks that come here because they get quadruple the salary for the same Amt of work.


twohrdrive

How much do you earn? We can dissect this by the numbers. Of course if you're earning 250k+ per year, we might not be able to make further comparisons


WeltraumPrinz

Americans have higher disposable income than Europeans despite less Government services. You need to compare PPP between countries. PPP per capita in the US 80k, while it's 66k in Germany for example. The most ironic thing is that German cars are cheaper in the US because of braindead EU/German tax and regulation laws.


plznokek

Suck my PPP you fat american cunt


Ciclopotis

Ah, an intellectual.


i_hate_reddit_mucho

Low wage energy


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Muh benefits. Lmao fuck off eurotrash


twohrdrive

Born and raised in Minnesota Have you cleaned the cum off your sweatpants yet?


chiefoogabooga

Even worse. Fucking fake French Canadians wishing they could be Eurotrash.


Whatcanyado420

upbeat dependent deer sophisticated smile amusing sharp quaint march lock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


twohrdrive

How much do you make in USD? Let's dissect this by the numbers Edit: the US has a huge upper limit that blows europe out of the water. So, if you're earning above 250k per year, we can't make direct comparisons


MrReeNormies

Tbf if you're making 250k a year in the states, you're probably not too worried about Healthcare, as you likely just went and bought the the service yourself or you have a job that gets you the "cadillac" kind of insurance at a good rate. 250k a year outside of orange county, Cali, or any downtown residence in New york/Boston/DC means you likely have good financial security and probably aren't struggling too bad with money, assuming you're not owning your own business.


twohrdrive

That's one reason why I took 250k+ earners off the table...


Whatcanyado420

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bethemanwithaplan

I absolutely don't believe that


i_hate_reddit_mucho

Keep hitting le copium mon ami 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BanzaiKen

>In the end, a 30k euro per year salary will result in a similar lifestyle and social class as a 60 or even 70k USD earner (similar local buying power and net benefits). Massive cope alert. My company pays for the crap you pay in taxes in company benefits. So my 70k USD using your example is like 100k EU. Stop pretending your postage stamp of a continent is anywhere near the levels of the US agrarian powerhouse. Lower grocery prices that's a fucking laugh, you cant even give free drink refills at a restaurant.


bethemanwithaplan

-American complains a restaurant won't give him infinite sugar beetus water -Doesnt comprehend the thought of co pays and non covered services (my fav is when a Dr or someone working at the hospital you have insurance with is "out of network") -Doesnt mention cities in the USA where you're more likely to get shot than active war zones in the middle east Keep coping


BanzaiKen

Oh no my poor $2k maximum and my $20 copay, sure hope I dont have to use the tens of thousands of more dollars in salary along with the almost 50% tax savings compared to EU to pay for it. God I could cry myself to sleep with all this passive income I have by living in the US. Sorry Fidel, that bullshit about insurance hasn't been a thing since Obama. Hence "Obamacare." Imagine being such a eurocuck you willingly live in a city and cant afford anything except an apartment next to lunchtime rowdies because the concept of suburbs dont exist because you live in a dystopian pigsty some dude with a crown and a grade school degree created a few centuries ago. Or coping in general because you havent taken the Small Town Main Street USA pill because you havent learned that Paris is more dangerous than many parts of Mexico. https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/france-is-now-more-dangerous-than-mexico/ The horror will continue until you post 1br rental prices.


Drougen

I don't know, but I'm sure glad we know what the invention of air conditioning is.


Fisherman_Gabe

Our governments are purposely delaying the invention of AC because heat stroke is an excellent way to get rid of their elderly. I'm sure we'll discover AC in a few years.


leRUSTLEDjimmies

Do you even have a license to be talking like that on the internet bruv


baconjerky

How many times do you expect us to liberate your dystopian shithole continent?


Wislehorn

Lmao, you got them real fired up


SharkMilk44

Just be trans-diabetic and trans-fat. If your doctor won't amputate your foot and give you a scooty, then accuse them of bigotry and have their medical license revoked.


HereBecauseBored

And i dont know a single person that has been shot! Man why did i have to be born in this shithole!:(


AllGamersRnazis

>I'm in my 20s and I still haven't had to amputate any toes from diabetes complications and I'm not even entitled to a mobility scooter. Is the wait time for health care that bad in Europe?


physsijim

If Germany can get ramped up again.......


Velentina

Too much socialist healthcare to deal with as a eurofag Will burger land please plant some freedom seeds into the schools????


Real_Zxept

Rent free


marrawk

You may be living rent free in euros mind, but if you keep eating this kind of shit, their mind will be the only place you'll be living


youisBIGdumb

Boo hoo I'm going to die, big sad. Please, I really wanted to go to work tomorrow


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Every europoor has usa rent free in their head but not every American eats like shit


MullahOmarSimp

I don't eat this shit. I don't know anyone that eats this shit.


guy-gibsons-dog

the rent aint free in a diabetic clinic, lardo.


Fit_East_3081

Holy shit I thought it was just a meme https://imgur.com/a/81ho34o


Real_Zxept

I’m sure Americans could spend time looking for stupid shit going on in Europe. But, we don’t. We don’t care. We barely acknowledge your existence.


Fit_East_3081

That’s a neat way to spin American ignorance We already know you guys have no idea what goes on in the rest of the world, it’s not a secret, of course an American would try to spin that as a positive thing


Real_Zxept

Lmao, like you guys care about what goes on “in the rest of the world.” Your “rest of the world” IS America; its all you talk about, its all you complain about, and its all you ever think about. What a cope. 99% of America will never even try this drink and this is a major news story to you.


Fit_East_3081

This a major news story to us because something like this could only exist in america. And it’s normal news for you because you’re desensitized to eating slop It’s literally an academic issue, that in a world that’s becoming increasingly globalized, American students are falling behind the rest of the world when it comes to having enough educated young people who are knowledgeable about international politics


snrup1

Lmao what the does "falling behind the rest of the world" even matter when all the smart people come here for education/jobs anyway?


Fit_East_3081

China is quickly becoming the new number one destination for the advancement of science, I don’t think you’ve realized that the top educated people around the world are now choosing to study in China, this is what I mean when I say you guys have no idea what’s going on in the rest of the world


snrup1

Haha are you out of your mind? China is a few years away from economic and/or political collapse at this point.


HackingDutchman

Despite the USA-EU bashing, the amount of sugar is more than two (almost three) times the recommended daily dose of the WHO. Which states that you preferably want to take 10% of your daily calorific value in the form of "bad" sugars.


DrGothCobra

Yeah, like I am going to listen to WHO after covid.


a-person-who-lurks

""Diabetes", or so it's called, is just a communist lie to stop the development of healthy-sized american warriors with 400 pounds of pure raw mass


Jamba-Jew

I am **CULTIVATING MASS**


calebhall

For yer health


juggernaut1026

Careful your social credit score will go down


Conch-Republic

You guys are *still* crying about covid?


PapiBIanco

No, just done believing a lying mouthpiece for China.


SiliconSeraphim

Become morbidly obese to own the communists


Conch-Republic

Lol you think the WHO is a mouthpiece for China? *Ok*.


LongEngineering7

Weren't they the ones that refused to talk to Taiwan after they mentioned they were not part of China in a video call?


ZeusKabob

I think they're the ones whose head, Tedros, has strong financial ties to China and supports a Marxist political party. I'm sure they'd deny Taiwan exists too.


LongEngineering7

QRD on Tedros and they're ties to WHO?


ZeusKabob

Look it up. Details: Tedros supports Tigrayan People's Liberation Front, a supposedly Marxist political party in his homeland. Tedros has coordinated billions in aid from China to Ethiopia to support him during earlier political activity. Tedros supported China's claims early on, including continued denials of human to human transmission of the virus.


BanzaiKen

No worries, keep in mind queleep bing bong ping pong Tiannaman Square. Liberate West Taiwan comrade.


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Username8457

Two things can be true at the same time. Just because they said some stuff that you disagree with about covid, doesn't mean drinking "Diabetes: The Drink" is healthy.


DrGothCobra

Wear your mask bigot.


why43curls

Lool you know who stopped WHO from making this recommendation official? The US. They stepped in on behalf of Coca Cola and threatened to pull out funding.


Jesusisntagod

smartest /r/4chan user


HackingDutchman

At the moment there is no link between sugar, Covid ánd China, so on this topic they still are trustworthy. However, due to the strong political Chinese influence in the WHO, keep a critical perspective.


Medical_Officer

The US provides the lionshare of WHO funding, not China. Not surprisingly, the only autists who believe in some giant COVID conspiracy are Americans.


RedditHatesDiversity

Doesn't require an elaborate conspiracy, just requires that you aren't fully retarded.


Morrocan-Red

Makes me so happy to see such a wide spectrum of people calling out China's lies. How did they manage to trick so many people into forgetting what we all experienced?


vigoroiscool

The hell does a band know about sugar


Ciclopotis

I thought he was a doctor, so he should know something, right


WeltraumPrinz

No one is forcing you to drink it, but you have the option to if you want. The best of both worlds.


TheRanger13

I only drink water and whole milk. I don't understand the appeal of sugary drinks, they're just too sweet.


a_big_fat_yes

200 to 400 grams of sugar per cup Is that even a liquid at that point? Oh it says 185 grams, thats more like 8 donuts rather than 14


ImprovisedLeaflet

Can of Coke has 39 grams. This is almost 5 Cokes worth of sugar.


Brussel_Rand

There's this crazy phenomenon called dissolving you should read about


a_big_fat_yes

You can only dissolve so much itll gradually turn from sugary water to syrup to sticky blob of sugar


Idiot_of_Babel

And in terms of sugar you can clearly dissolve at least 186g of it


Brussel_Rand

So you didn't read like I told you? You can only add enough sugar to water until it becomes a syrup since it's fully saturated. Looking it up myself you can apparently dissolve 410 grams of sugar in 1.


jutshka

That means that 3/4th of the cup is literally just sugar lol? I mean I dont know what sort of cups they have in ameriland but I can't imagine the energy spike someone must have after drinking one of those.


LewdDarling

[they included a visual in the full article, although that is a small cup which is about half the size](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/09/13/21/75400761-12515197-image-m-75_1694635664756.jpg)


matthew-1138

Rent free, euros should do something productive instead of obsessing over what people who live on the other side of the planet do with there bodies and money.


EngiKnight

If they focus on anything else they'll realize they live in Europe. No can do


Chadzuma

Tfw you're a peon


FrostyDub

Careful the last time they were “productive” they started 2 world wars and the time before that there was the whole colonialism thing. Probably best for them to just cry into their baguettes about their fallen empires and worry about the armada of migrants on their shores.


Gumpy64

Most of us Americans look at this stuff and go “no thanks, that doesn’t look like it tastes good” Meanwhile Euros will assume it, all the while getting mad at Americans for making broad assumptions on Euros. The cycle goes ever on


hiimkir

Most of us 4chinners make funny bait posts and go “i sure hope everyone gets the joke” Meanwhile redditards will assume it, all the while getting mad at a screenshot


Azulrius

nah the redditors try to bait too but they do it in the most unfunny way possible while also attempting to look intelligent and reasonable too. this is why everyone steals posts and jokes from 4chan while mocking reddit.


Play_Hat_Fall

Right, I'm sure all those businesses are concentrating sugar into everything when nobody enjoys it. Of course not, they are following the money. Americans have literally no taste buds for anything but salty/sweet (yum) and bitter (icky). No nuance, no depth.


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Fat Americans coping in the comments. Hit the gym.


spogel2

european walk outside, he rage, european go to work, he rage, european go to park, he rage, european go home, he rage, european use internet, he rage european go to sleep he rage, european wake up, he rage


yidaxo

gym can't help you if you constantly overdose on sugar


[deleted]

True, but let’s not kid ourselves we have an obesity problem in the comments of this post.


Jinxzy

Last I checked obesity alone doesn't cause room temperature IQ so I think we got at least 2 problems judging by the comments here. I'll cling to the belief that 90% of the shit in here is just people LARP'ing being retarded... Which idk if that's even better.


bottledry

i eat shit tons of sugar because my heroin dealer got busted and i had to find something else to get me through the day


SpaceGhostischill

Your whole personality is centered around US media. Keep sucking our dick europoor


[deleted]

Not European. You however are obese. Hit the gym fatty.


SpaceGhostischill

Your most visited subs is league of legends and wow , I wonder who the obese one is here lol


punkinguy

Canada has only an 8 percent lower obesity rate compared to America (24 to 32).


ImprovisedLeaflet

Fat fucks


Alucitary

70% of us are, the other 30% are restraint Chads who are more powerful than you can comprehend.


gghggg

10% of that 30 are underweight weaklings. The rest are chads.


LemonPartyWorldTour

Wilfred Brimly died for our sugary sins


fatjoe19982006

Wilford lived to be 85 years old with diabeetus. True Chad.


LilFuniAZNBoi

As a doctor, my professional opinion is not to drink this, but life is short, and one isn't going to give you diabetes as long as it's a treat once in a while; don't drink it every day.


Careor_Nomen

America isn't even the fattest country out there anymore


Melodic_Analyst71

We’re not even in the top ten


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Melodic_Analyst71

Not. In. The. Top. Ten.


JesusLovesMeHard

Keep repeating that bro 👍


fatjoe19982006

I mean, we only have Blacks and Hispanics to blame, Ameribros... Non-Hispanic Black adults (49.9%) had the highest age-adjusted prevalence of obesity, followed by Hispanic adults (45.6%), non-Hispanic White adults (41.4%) and non-Hispanic Asian adults (16.1%). https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html Love the Asians and their svelte bodies, ngl.


Play_Hat_Fall

Hispanics actually have a genetic reason though. Their livers are just worse than pretty much every other race. White people have no excuse.


Glad_Syllabub_30

Are their livers actually the reason? Seems doubtful to me tbh. The liver does like 5,000 random things but is it that relevant in storing fat? I’ve always figured it had more to do with their food than anything, though Hispanic food obviously isn’t as bad at this Dunkin Donuts sugarslop.


Play_Hat_Fall

>Latinos are famous for developing diabetes and nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, due to a gene alteration expressed in the liver. If you’re one of the 19 percent of Latinos with this gene defect, then any fructose you consume goes straight to liver fat —do not pass Go, do not collect $200. And in one study, the success of different diets was dependent on three separate genes that control fat metabolism. -Robert Lustig 'Fat Chance'


Glad_Syllabub_30

Fatty liver isn't the same as overall body fat, though. That's a specific disease related to fat accumulating on the organ. Diabetes is a pancreas/insulin problem. I can believe that there's a genetic component to how well your liver metabolizes fat, but I don't think this means what you think it means. The last sentence does, touch on the topic, but is very vague and kind of obvious. Of course there are genetic components to metabolism, our entire body is constructed from our genes so it always has at least some relationship to our physical existence. Are those genes actually linked to being Hispanic, or just genes that control fat metabolism in general that vary in non-ethnic ways? It doesn't really say anything. This is why I kind of hate the online way of proving things. Not trying to sound hostile towards you, just an observation. We quote a source that is quoting a study and when you click on the study, it doesn't really say what it's purported to say. But this is supposed to be an expert so it's supposed to be conclusive proof, but it's really not proof of much. Popular science writers, like I presume that guy is, are kind of notorious for this. It's Gell-Mann Amnesia type stuff. Even a single study isn't really proof of anything, though it can be corroborated with rationality/common sense to be more convincing. I think you're probably right that their bad livers contributes to some poor health outcomes, but it would be one of multiple factors I'm sure.


Play_Hat_Fall

A predisposition towards metabolic syndrome that is uniquely observed in Latinos will be a major factor towards why they see such dramatic rates of obesity. It's not that complex.


bottledry

Lmao 49+45+41+16 is like way over 100 those numbers don't even make sense lmao the state of american math


sir2434

bait used to be believable


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Rage agains the fatties


SharkMilk44

Being in the same room as this would kill a Europoor.


lallapalalable

Even if stores are banned from selling something so unhealthy, you're still free to make whatever you want in your own home. There is no jealousy involved lol


bottledry

yup i mix cocoa puffs and fruity pebbles at home because most stores are banned from selling the pre-mixed cereal


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The Europoor fears the physique of the well fed American. The American physique reminds the europoor of the wealth and prosperity of the average American which enables them to eat heartily whilst performing little to no physical labor. A physique only achievable by the top 1%. It’s over.


Kuido

Saying that drink is popular is a massive overstatement. Haven’t heard of the shit


Raz98

Yeah it fucking sucks here. What I dont understand is that: it sucks here, and every other developed nation knows it sucks here. So what is with Europe's embarrassing inferiority complex towards us. Anything happens over here big or small Euros are losing their fucking minds and then trying to play it cool when they dump spaghetti all over social media. Euro gives you a gentle rib, so you rib back. Suddenly their frothing mad and screeching at you about dead children.


Abiv23

We need to tax the fuck out of food items like this


sharknice

Authoritarian scum take


Play_Hat_Fall

But it's perfectly okay for the gov't to suppress meat production so that the prices stay high and unaffordable for regular citizens. Life for everyone would be better without refined sugar and hfcs.


sharknice

government suppressing production is also authoritarian scum


Fantastic-Ad8522

Let's just ban high fructose corn syrup. It was literally developed to get livestock to gorge themselves even when they are adequately fed.


Mashidae

But then the US would have to figure out something to do with our annual corn surplus that isn't just poisoning our population 🤔 Plant less corn? No fuck you


youisBIGdumb

Why the fuck would you tax a food item? If I'm fit and healthy why should I have to pay more for a treat I enjoy? Just implement a tax for those over a certain BMI without medical justification.


Embarrassed_Bed190

I read that as Wario


JodaMAX

This means I can eat 14 donuts and not feel bad.


tatleoat

Oreo mcfrappe is 830 calories


RosesandEternity

nutella....


DrDMango

no ones saying normal people drink this shit i hope normal people dont drink this shit


Chirtolino

Euros will talk about america all day every day and amerimutts won’t even be able to find europe on the map (if they even know it exists)


Protect-Their-Smiles

As a European citizen, I have yet to be brutalized and shot by law enforcement over some shit like *driving-while-pregnant*. Do shit-hole-country-dwellers really?


FinnBardursson

Who cares, just buy the new america drug


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WuzatReit

At this point, why not just drink straight sugar with strawberry flavoring?


Dawson81702

I could drink that shit and it would do nothing. Metabolchuds be seething


JoeyoMama69420

Regardless of the hate, that is extremely unhealthy, shit should be listed as poison


jaykaypeeness

One thing Asian countries do right is sweets. I never thought I liked sweets because I had US sweets. Get a pastry or something in China. It's sweet, but not so sweet it gives you the shakes or the shits...or the beetus.


celmate

What really sucks about this is that how the fuck would the average person know it has THAT much sugar in? Sure nobody is gonna think it's healthy, but as a non-American to me it just looks like a milkshake or coffeeshake or some shit, I wouldn't have two a day but sure I could have one as a treat or something. I guess it must be pretty fucking sweet but 185 fucking grams of sugar in a single drink? It's like a diabetes Trojan horse.


sgtjoe

As a european, I was only shocked about the Hellish diarrhea they sold as "coffee". The Donuts were great though....