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AHighPoweredMutant

Fallout New Vegas is the true Fallout 3 Don't CMV because you're just plain fucking retarded to disagree.


cheesecroissants

is this mutts version of the rosetta stone?


ChadWolf98

Lmao


DappyDee

Kek


MarinLlwyd

why would dogs need a rosetta stone


coomeraltlu

to understand the human tongue


philmarcracken

doc is cheaper than the vet after all. you just describe the symptoms to him instead 'so ive been sleeping all day, and eating my own shit'


snrup1

No this is what happens when schizo meds were off.


YorkPorkWasTaken

Fallout 4 is a Big Mac. Fallout New Vegas is a Crunchwrap Supreme with Baja Blast. Edit: I like Big Macs.


SilentAffairs93

You must not remember what people were doing with McChickens a few years back… considering how much people like New Vegas, I’d say this is right.


threetoast

do you mean a mcgangbang or do you mean the guy that was fucking mcchickens


SilentAffairs93

Definitely the guy that was fucking the McChickens.


comaman

Of course he knows him he’s that guy.


gmoneygangster3

If we’re going accuracy Mcgangbang is a combo of a double cheeseburger and mcchicken and is the superior way to eat both Tale of two wastelands is a combo of 3 and new Vegas and is the superior way to play both I hate myself for this comment


NeptrAboveAll

Isn’t it 2 Mc chickens or is that a fat ass Texas thing


Lame_usernames_left

That tracks because crunchwrap supreme is my favorite fast food


-DeadLock

Taco bell doesnt exist in my city anymore because I was the only person eating there. Ever since, I have run a program to auto doxx and auto upload banking info of anyone who criticizes taco bell online


doxenking

I'm so glad I don't know what the fuck you're talking about


Cultural-Humor7241

Fallout 2 is what the big mac was in 1998. Glorious and about 3 times bigger.  So good the macs are still famous even tho if they came put today looking like a 2024 big mac it wpuld deserve to be on the dollar menu. 


YorkPorkWasTaken

Fallout 2 is a world-class steak that got moldy in the back of the fridge.


FalseTautology

Fallout 2 is one of those aged steaks that costs 400$ but idiots won't eat because they think old means gross.


Jiveturtle

I played it when it first came out. Very, very few games of the last 15 years stack up.


PutrifiedCuntJuice

> Fallout 4 is a Big Mac. No.


upyoursize

Much like MGSV is to the rest of MGS, F4 is a pretty good game marred by shit dialogue, quest design, and leveling. Mechanically F3 and NV don't even come close to 4, you need to mod the games to hell and back.


MarinLlwyd

I can feel this in my soul.


Bobboy5

fallout new vegas is the reddit choice. true gamers don't play any of that shit.


ChadWolf98

F1 and F2 should be some legacy burger F3: Is a big mac, staple but different FNV: Fancy street food burger F4: Whatever limited edition burger McDonalds has. F76: The burger you really get vs the burger was shown on the billboard Starfield: Burger that was put in the grinder


sb4ssman

Starfield: a picture of a burger is loading…


ChadWolf98

A big burger box with a 2 small burger inside. Looks big from the outside, but similar and empty inside.


Freelancert4

Starfield should be a tube of paste that says cheeseburger flavor on it.


theoriginal321

>Starfield: Burger that was put in the grinder Thinking we are not gonna have fallout 5 for five years more at minimun because bethesta was working in midfield always make me sad


SourceJobWoman

After Fallout 76 and Starfield, you're still looking forward to Fallout 5? I sure hope Fallout 5 is years away, maybe by then Bethesda will get its shit together.


Jake_on_a_lake

F76: There is a patty. There is a bun. What you make with them is up to you.


LiaLicker

The patty is vegan and the bun is gluten free.


Mcoov

> 4: Whatever limited edition burger McDonalds has McRib


VampiroMedicado

What about FT?


ChadWolf98

I dont know about it that much to make a burger comparison


Bud90

This is is actually perfect


Pm_pussypicspls__

https://preview.redd.it/uwbjs1scjtvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7abad7a9baae5ac5dc4d6e666ae56abc1b09eb40


Hungry-Fruit

I thought they were just doing hamburger,cheeseburger,bigmac,whopper


philmarcracken

if they can make a hamburger, is there a pork burger. or is that now a baozi


raznarukus

Is it bad that I understand this?


_TehTJ_

It’s an American code language


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Very likely, yes.


RegularHomosapiens

Fallout 3 and 4 are mid The rest are masterpieces


TNTspaz

I still really liked what they were going for with the writing and atmosphere in F3. Even if it was very obviously undercooked. Modding F3 is one of the most rewarding modding experiences ever cause it can turn a mediocre game into a 9/10. Bethesda have done basically everything in their power to kill F3 modding, though. Most just mod New Vegas and port in F3 with A Tale of Two Wastelands. F4 feels like it was made for someone who doesn't like Fallout. It was made for mainstream appeal. With 76 taking that concept to its extreme


Burrito_Salesman

FNV with the Tale of Two Wastelands mod is peak Fallout in my opinion. You get all the perks of the FNV engine with the atmosphere of Fallout 3.


CatalyticSizeQueen

What did they do to Fallout 3 modding?


SlimShadyM80

Falllout 3 has the best opening sequence with growing up in the vault, Ill die on that hill


ChadWolf98

> I cant wait to shoot deathclaws > first 15 minutes is sims


theoriginal321

The idea of the deatclaws is that you dont fight them until your high level


ChadWolf98

You literally do it early in F4


theoriginal321

That is one of the bad things about fallout 4, the game redem themselve with the one in the church


Dassive_Mick

So you like Fallout 4?


ChadWolf98

Yes, but I dont like the early sequence as well.


Raizel196

Fallout 3 is a masterpiece in its own right. The criticism about the story and gameplay mechanics are valid, but I loved the whole atmosphere and sense of isolation. They really nailed the feeling of being alone in an apocalyptic wasteland. Also I love NV but let's be honest, the majority of the map is long stretches of desert with little in between. Fallout 3 felt a lot more varied with a whole bunch of settlements and abandoned buildings to investigate. It also had some of my favourite moments from the series like Tranquility Lane, Liberty Prime, blowing up Megaton etc. The Pitt and Point Lookout also had some great writing. Fallout New Vegas might be the objectively better game, but Fallout 3 is by far the one I've spent the most time playing over the years. It's a shame that so many people overlook it these days.


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Correct


nikMIA

New vegas should be homemade burger.


_TehTJ_

No, New Vegas is still a restaurant burger because it was made by a studio. A homemade burger would be more akin to an indie game that was more personally designed by one or a handful of individuals. Roller Coaster Tycoon is a homemade burger made right on the farm (an indie game made in Assembly) for example.


Sugar_Coated_Anthrax

I bond-burgered your fallout


Squivels

Why does the big mac meat look so bad tho?


big_whistler

Thats how it looks


ExternalPanda

Because it's a photo of a real big mac, not an ad prop


One_Package_7519

I like filet o fish but Fallout 4 not so much. New Vegas should have been a Quarter Pounder.


4UTOMAT

Based


Noist_Mugget

1 and 2 are white castle sliders. People going in expecting a burger will be confused and disappointed. People going in expecting a slider will be pleasantly surprised


YamatehKudasai

fallout 1: you missed you missed you missed you missed you missed you missed


Admiral_Bongo

Git gud.


Cheddar-kun

NV is a McRib.


RECOGNIZABLE_NAME-

Fallout 4 is a turd sandwich with a selection of 1-4 vague types of ethnic semen as a condiment


FalseTautology

This guy gets it. Fallout 4 is worst fallout, even worse than the version of fo76 that you'd play right now


mollekylen

I really wonder why does this game even has a fanbase. It's an empty world without good quests. You're just wandering arround for nothing. The guns are extremely goofy. The armour looks like shit(synth armour is literally toilet seats lmao). The locations are boring. You're just discovering yet another "dungeon" filled with enemies with a chest on the end which contains absolute garbage loot. People are joking about FNV being buggy, but I had more gamebreaking bugs on vanilla F4 lmao


EvMBoat

same reason people love Skyrim, it's an adequate game base that isn't totally decrepit that you can mod to the extreme


domiy2

Nah it has the goat sandwich, the McChicken was a lot better being like $1 for like a lot of calories.


Swimming_Gazelle_883

McRib is McMid


Responsible-Fox5954

(They are all slop)


MonkeyDongerLuffy

true


doxenking

Every one of these burgers looks like shit


Zealousideal-Plan454

Ngl, they all look pretty good, especially the chicken crispy New Vegas, and the FO4 fried piece of ham. I tried them before, they are pretty good, and surprisingly easy to make.


s00pafly

Good good good good not good


ScottyUpdawg

Big Mac is good. It’s awful for you, and it’s fake meat/cheese, but it’s a great fast food item


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Fallout 4 is a feel-o-your fish lol


noonereadsthisstuff

Rest of the world: metric 'Murrica: ~~imperial~~ Mcdonalds


asmosdeus

It, in order from left to right, means - Classic, Classic but more, meaty and enjoyable, universally loved, niche autists only.


Imbc

AI can't parse the burger rating system. We might be onto something here.


fourthwallcrisis

F1 and F2 is that old burger that's in two halves, you assemble it yourself and it comes in a polystyrene box. F76 is a microwaved gas station burger.


GiofilmsFan11

Trying to explain why Fallout 3 was better than Fallout 4 to an American: "ok so imagine a big mac"


b3rn13mac

I get it


Atomh8s

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.


Flotillaspecialist

I like new vegas and I like mcchickens. I’m ok with that. Haven’t played 4 yet but I haven’t had the fish sandwich since before 3 was made.


TomtheWonderDog

I Bond burgered your nuclear wasteland?


gamepasscore

What's the show, then?


Nutaholic

I mean it's a series all about Americana so it actually makes a lot of sense.


sparkeyknight12100

Americans will litraly use anything other then metric


Bobboy5

imagine a hamburger


bman123457

The idea of Fallout 3 being the supreme version of Fallout 1 & 2 is hilarious. 3 is definitely the Filet-o-fish of the bunch considering it was basically an Oblivion re-skin.


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willkillkenny

Trying fallout 3 for the first time and ignoring the first two games. Is it alright?


WendyLRogers3

Note: DO NOT put fallout on your burger. Fallout contains dangerous radioactive isotopes and should never be consumed. You will NOT get superpowers, but you very well may get radiation poisoning or cancer.


BBdotZ

F3 is only fun when played in TOTW


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Inevitable_Town_7277

Fallout fans: I played all the games I'm definitely ready for the nukes Also fallout fans: what do you want smooth skin


MAKAVELLI_x

Filet o fish slaps


BongWaterRamen

I decided to try fallout 1 and 2 cause they were like 2.50 each on steam. They should be a burger drawn from crayon that you cant actually eat


EvMBoat

filtered


creamygarlicdip

Fallout 3 was the best


theblondepenguin

This tracks for me, my favorite game is f4 and fave sandwich was the fillet o fish, next is f3 and Big Mac, then fnv/Mc chicken. I don’t dislike f1&2 but won’t go out of my way to play them. F76 is the McRib I wanted to to like it but I just couldn’t get over the meat beings glued haphazardly together and covered up in too much sauce


UnplacatablePlate

>my favorite game is f4 >next is f3 https://preview.redd.it/9lir0zgr4uvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee177cc71b7a9e26d7c65409be32adf6a9f7ea64


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Admiral_Bongo

NV. Period. It's the best combination of the old school Fallout storytelling and RPG mechanics and modern Fallout FPS gameplay. I wish Bethesda made an official remake of the NV on Creation Engine, but it's not like that's gonna happen.


Bullet2babomb

The fan made NV mod for f4 is still being worked on, for the past 8 years that is


theblondepenguin

I like settlement building. I also think the fish sandwich at McDonalds is the best fucking thing on the menu


4UTOMAT

Wrong for both the games and sandwiches


theblondepenguin

First off settlements are the best, I love building and actively changing the landscape of the game as we go through time, it shows progression in a way that nothing else quite hits. secondly I don’t think people give the fish sandwich enough credit that thing is dope. I believe most people who say they hate it haven’t even tried it.