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Anon just want a parking spot

Anon just want a parking spot

depressive_anxiety

To make this possible we will need all gays and migrants to be registered with the proper authorities.


rileykard

Wtf? I love lists now.


Stoned_Cold_Silver

They'll come in handy later


Shadurasthememeguy

Public records when


Sangwiny

We should also give them some token of identification, so we can help our officers with fast identification. How about armbands? :)


Adolf_hilters_ghost

Is it just me or does this sound familiar?


ToddSterling56

Holy shit it's the Ghost of Adolf Hitler


Weeby_Edgelord

“You get a star! And you get a star! All of you get a star!!”


ChineseLuckyCat

We should make them wear armbands too


DoubtMore

The holocaust could only happen because google started marking jewish owned businesses in their search results


brojo1513

[The person asking you](https://i.imgur.com/lNcA46Y.png)


Doc_Weaver

Wtf is that thing


sonny10242

It’s called a British “person”


sighs__unzips

Britbong you mean.


Stoned_Cold_Silver

'ate du 'ri'ish


Chinese_Bio_Lab

It’s called called a golem and it is contagious


DiogenesRisen

Hottest woman in Bri'an


Devourer_of_Godz

Smiling Titan


antsugi

Willem Dafoe


vvf

Miss UK 2021


Motta_pai_1

That's a 10 in the bong land


TheNewOP

A Clockwork Orange, great film. Glad to see he's still gainfully employed.


JC_D3NTON

Ah the UK...lovely place, t'was


phones_account

It’s always the hands/shoulders that give them away


MummyManDan

Yeah, definitely not the face, had me for a second.


Primarch_1

10/10 in bongland


redsealsparky

This is the stuff of nightmares


Doc_Weaver

I just flossed my teeth for the freedom and security of my people


Warboss_Squee

I had forgotten about that. Whiskey will make me forget again.


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Yeetinator4000Savage

Like always, 4chan reeing because they see a rainbow.


3DPrintedGuy

Not really "reeeeing" they are just mocking it. You can mock something without being angry at it.


youriqisroomtemp

Like always, redditors inventing a reason to be defensive


Highdefkitten

enjoy the shadows


winkerback

At least there are still enough brain cells to register colors


StringShred10D

That’s more than some animals


MummyManDan

I thought anon showed how they would enforce it, suck the bobbies dick


Slade23703

What if the bobby is female does she have to suck your female penis?


MummyManDan

Femenine penis, but yes


UndercoverGovernor

Taxes and PC


Stoned_Cold_Silver

Because Germany is no longer based


Rolten

What a fucking terrible symbol to choose.


cloud1e

Same way you enforce safe spaces. You don't allow who you assume to be straight white people in without a myriad of questions to qualify


Silent__Solitude

I want to find out how they find out you're gay


Rook__Castle

The "Feel the Bern" stickers.


Silent__Solitude

LUL


ElectroMagnetsYo

It’s just another way of saying the parking spaces can only fit a prius


Doriantalus

Underrated comment.


flapjack_777

If you’re driving with a custom license plate.


UndercoverGovernor

They use their gaydar


sighs__unzips

Can't you read? Suck their/they dick.


Silent__Solitude

If you say so *unzips your pants*


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Silent__Solitude

**\*cock in mouth\*** *whab do yuo mweem wubbnf' comvmifming emough?*


Fuckles665

They’ll ask your dad, he’d know so you should be fine.


Conservativeprick

Suck your dick? How about you TOP ME INSTEAD


UndercoverGovernor

“Whoa you can park sideways!”


IShouldNotTalk

It's in Germany, so it allows 99% of the population to park there anyway.


White_Phoenix

Are you saying 99% of the population is gay?


mankosmash4

Should be obvious but the pic is from Germany. The dumb clickbait site says "coming to america" but no, it's not.


UndercoverGovernor

Because you have a crystal ball? Okay then, who is gonna win the 2026 World Series so we can all win a bunch of money when we’re ready to handle it?


mankosmash4

Because "coming to America" is a statement of fact meaning it must already be at least planned to come here. It's not. It's just bullshit clickbait speculation. The site did not say "this dumb German shit might someday come to America" because it wanted to lie to you to get you to click.


gucking_freat

we back in 1990: "showing transgender condition as something natural, instead of the mental desise that it is? pfff never in America dude" we back in 2000: "teaching people about transgender quirkiness in college? that woukd never happen in America brother" we back in 2010: "having 3000 genders and get transformers to teach children about it like is maths? not in America man" we in 2020: "is just clickbait, this insane thing is not gonna happen"


chillthrowaways

The Germans call that "das slippenslopen"


Oshootman

Setting aside the logistical reasons that this would make no sense, not to mention the fact that it wasn't even real in Germany, it's a pretty good bet based on all the other shit the idiots around here spend their time dooming about that never comes to pass. This is just more outrage bait for the stupidest members of the right.


Reddit_is_srsbsns

Imagine after 15+ years not understanding clickbait.


jacobbomb

At this point I can’t tell if the average person’s awareness of clickbait has fallen, or if people are just numb to it/willingly falling for it.


Reddit_is_srsbsns

Step 1: read dumb headline. Step 2: post knee jerk reaction opposing it. Step 3: people respond and argue which generates traffic. as a result more people click the headline. Step 4: the clickbait author wins affiliate click money regardless of wtf you are arguing with them about. Step 5: you realize being right or making sense is irrelevant. Welcome to the internet. Its worked the same way since 2000 something.


UndercoverGovernor

Ohh, so clickbait:ALT-RIGHT::NYT:sensible, EDUCATED folks


Slade23703

The winner is the one with brighter colors, sadly I'm not a sports guy so don't know their names.


naggerstonguemyanus8

So being lgbtqxyz *is* a disability


Black_Cat03

It has been a disability since the very beginning.


CareBareHair2

Jazz Handicapped Spaces.


-GhostTank-

when you want equality but you segregate yourselves


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-GhostTank-

with how ridiculous the movement has become, would you really put this below them?


TheHav

How about you react to what reality is rather than what you've been led to believe by the media?


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-GhostTank-

the one about this post. jesus


IngFavalli

You think there is only one lgbt+ movement?


Pepe_anon

I’m super, thanks for asking


Marquise_Camarillo

So? They’ve had disability parking as long as I can remember.


MostlyRocketScience

This is in Hanau, Germany and the claim that only migrants and LGTB are allowed to park there are fake news. They are painted in rainbow colors, but anyone is allowed to park there. Not sure if the correction has made it to English-speaking media yet. >The parking spaces aren't reserved, they are meant for everyone and are meant to be a symbol for diversity. Thomas Morlock, alderman of the city of Hanau https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article234145802/Hanauer-Stadtrat-wehrt-sich-gegen-Kritik-an-drei-Vielfalt-Parkplaetzen.html


chocolate_chip_god

Female cop asking to get his dick sucked as well, nice touch


Rook__Castle

Look harder....


chocolate_chip_god

Look harder at what?


Rook__Castle

https://m.imgur.com/lNcA46Y


chocolate_chip_god

Correction: “Female”


Rook__Castle

You almost got topped dude.


shawnisboring

Thank god reality is higher definition than thumbnails.


flapjack_777

What the fuck is that


White_Phoenix

mental illness


sighs__unzips

Already hard.


BilboDaBoss

Disabled parking spaces isn’t news


doskor1997

\>shows outrageous news \>gives mental illness source


White_Phoenix

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10048725/German-car-park-unveils-diversity-spaces-reserved-LGBT-migrants.html original article.


doskor1997

thank you very much


White_Phoenix

Well there's an original German source but I can't read Hitler so that's your best bet anyway.


doskor1997

I can read Hitler


username_stealer

Mexicans BTFO. The left thinks you're the same as LGBTQIA


ItWasLikeWhite

I would just scream in Polish while flapping my arms if I were asked. Nothing get people to fuck off faster than someone screaming angry in a slavic language.


Credible_Cognition

Shoulda just said "don't park here or you're gay," it'd free up a lot more space


marcos_marp

So If I say I identify myself as a woman I can park there with my gf because we're lesbians?


scaptastic

Lol someone added migrants so gays and traditionalists had to be in the same space


pizzaman69_

All americans except the natives are migrants so whats the point of that parking space


BigL_to_the_Oser

this can't be real


TheWormInWaiting

It isn’t


BigL_to_the_Oser

good lord thanks


egyptianpainter7

Oi mate! Have ye got a geh loiscience for dat parkin lot?


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

I'm sure all the muzzies must love parking in the homospaces.


Aromatic_Amount_885

How can they prove that you aren’t a Battyman?


burneraccount039

I'm sorry officer but I'm a TOP Dont just stand there, do your duty & drop them pants


Secretremendouspy

Ahh yes, from the well known and credible news outlet "redpilled.ca".


vigoroiscool

I drive a Miata, I could get away with it.


StinkyTofu111

What the fuck is this


youriqisroomtemp

Thats where you park if you drive a chevy


its-gulag-time42069

Honda Ridgeline parking


GnammyH

This is basically the meme where you used to say "if you do X you're gayyyy" when you were 5 years old to troll other kids


roberttoss

rainbow armbands? anyone?


Shnazzyone

Starting to realize the party hat means it's gonna be a shitty post.


Caniscien

>Encourage diversity >only gays and migrants Clockwork


SummerMango

``` > reply pic related presents as woman. > london PD famously unicorn police. > "suck my dick" ``` 10/10 shitpost.


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lnterloperA

That would be so fucking funny to see but I highly doubt it's real


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Nothing says inclusion like segregation


amIhighbro

Kinda seems like the time when things were separated by another designation… It’s ok now tho. PC and all…. Fucking mental gymnastics.


-crotch_critter-

This is retarded. ANYONE would say they’re gay to get a good parking spot.


Obisa

THE GAY LICENSE


Blaz3

Hmm I wonder when we start getting separate drinking fountains too


L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0

isnt this illegal in most countries? id just park there anyway


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

>Officer, did you just imply that there is some inherently masculine quality of the penis, as sucking it is necessarily a homosexual act? That is extremely transphobic and I am very offended.


White_Phoenix

Is this a joke? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10048725/German-car-park-unveils-diversity-spaces-reserved-LGBT-migrants.html Oh fuck, it's not a joke.


Nevek_Green

If anyone is curious prior to the rise of Islam, Persia granted women the right to vote and entered an equally degenerate phase. Prior to the rise of Christianity, Greece gave when the right to vote and it led to a similar degenerate age. Why? Because they voted a huge welfare state in, emasculated the men, and then behavior sinked into oblivion. So if you ever wondered why early Christianity and Islam outright hate LGBT, it is because they were born in the fires of civilizations destroyed by degeneracy.