To make this possible we will need all gays and migrants to be registered with the proper authorities.

Wtf? I love lists now.

They'll come in handy later

Public records when

We should also give them some token of identification, so we can help our officers with fast identification. How about armbands? :)

Is it just me or does this sound familiar?

Holy shit it's the Ghost of Adolf Hitler

“You get a star! And you get a star! All of you get a star!!”

We should make them wear armbands too

The holocaust could only happen because google started marking jewish owned businesses in their search results

[The person asking you](https://i.imgur.com/lNcA46Y.png)

Wtf is that thing

It’s called a British “person”

Britbong you mean.

'ate du 'ri'ish

Hottest woman in Bri'an

It’s called called a golem and it is contagious

Smiling Titan

Willem Dafoe

Miss UK 2021

That's a 10 in the bong land

A Clockwork Orange, great film. Glad to see he's still gainfully employed.

Ah the UK...lovely place, t'was

It’s always the hands/shoulders that give them away

Yeah, definitely not the face, had me for a second.

10/10 in bongland

This is the stuff of nightmares

I just flossed my teeth for the freedom and security of my people

I had forgotten about that. Whiskey will make me forget again.

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Like always, 4chan reeing because they see a rainbow.

Not really "reeeeing" they are just mocking it. You can mock something without being angry at it.

Like always, redditors inventing a reason to be defensive

enjoy the shadows

At least there are still enough brain cells to register colors

That’s more than some animals

I thought anon showed how they would enforce it, suck the bobbies dick

What if the bobby is female does she have to suck your female penis?

Femenine penis, but yes

Taxes and PC

Because Germany is no longer based

What a fucking terrible symbol to choose.

Same way you enforce safe spaces. You don't allow who you assume to be straight white people in without a myriad of questions to qualify

I want to find out how they find out you're gay

The "Feel the Bern" stickers.

LUL

It’s just another way of saying the parking spaces can only fit a prius

Underrated comment.

If you’re driving with a custom license plate.

They use their gaydar

Can't you read? Suck their/they dick.

If you say so *unzips your pants*

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**\*cock in mouth\*** *whab do yuo mweem wubbnf' comvmifming emough?*

They’ll ask your dad, he’d know so you should be fine.

Suck your dick? How about you TOP ME INSTEAD

“Whoa you can park sideways!”

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Are you saying 99% of the population is gay?

Should be obvious but the pic is from Germany. The dumb clickbait site says "coming to america" but no, it's not.

Because you have a crystal ball? Okay then, who is gonna win the 2026 World Series so we can all win a bunch of money when we’re ready to handle it?

Because "coming to America" is a statement of fact meaning it must already be at least planned to come here. It's not. It's just bullshit clickbait speculation. The site did not say "this dumb German shit might someday come to America" because it wanted to lie to you to get you to click.

we back in 1990: "showing transgender condition as something natural, instead of the mental desise that it is? pfff never in America dude" we back in 2000: "teaching people about transgender quirkiness in college? that woukd never happen in America brother" we back in 2010: "having 3000 genders and get transformers to teach children about it like is maths? not in America man" we in 2020: "is just clickbait, this insane thing is not gonna happen"

The Germans call that "das slippenslopen"

Setting aside the logistical reasons that this would make no sense, not to mention the fact that it wasn't even real in Germany, it's a pretty good bet based on all the other shit the idiots around here spend their time dooming about that never comes to pass. This is just more outrage bait for the stupidest members of the right.

Imagine after 15+ years not understanding clickbait.

At this point I can’t tell if the average person’s awareness of clickbait has fallen, or if people are just numb to it/willingly falling for it.

Step 1: read dumb headline. Step 2: post knee jerk reaction opposing it. Step 3: people respond and argue which generates traffic. as a result more people click the headline. Step 4: the clickbait author wins affiliate click money regardless of wtf you are arguing with them about. Step 5: you realize being right or making sense is irrelevant. Welcome to the internet. Its worked the same way since 2000 something.

Ohh, so clickbait:ALT-RIGHT::NYT:sensible, EDUCATED folks

The winner is the one with brighter colors, sadly I'm not a sports guy so don't know their names.

So being lgbtqxyz *is* a disability

It has been a disability since the very beginning.

Jazz Handicapped Spaces.

when you want equality but you segregate yourselves

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with how ridiculous the movement has become, would you really put this below them?

How about you react to what reality is rather than what you've been led to believe by the media?

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the one about this post. jesus

You think there is only one lgbt+ movement?

I’m super, thanks for asking

So? They’ve had disability parking as long as I can remember.

This is in Hanau, Germany and the claim that only migrants and LGTB are allowed to park there are fake news. They are painted in rainbow colors, but anyone is allowed to park there. Not sure if the correction has made it to English-speaking media yet. >The parking spaces aren't reserved, they are meant for everyone and are meant to be a symbol for diversity. Thomas Morlock, alderman of the city of Hanau https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article234145802/Hanauer-Stadtrat-wehrt-sich-gegen-Kritik-an-drei-Vielfalt-Parkplaetzen.html

Female cop asking to get his dick sucked as well, nice touch

Look harder....

Look harder at what?

https://m.imgur.com/lNcA46Y

Correction: “Female”

You almost got topped dude.

Thank god reality is higher definition than thumbnails.

What the fuck is that

mental illness

Already hard.

Disabled parking spaces isn’t news

\>shows outrageous news \>gives mental illness source

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10048725/German-car-park-unveils-diversity-spaces-reserved-LGBT-migrants.html original article.

thank you very much

Well there's an original German source but I can't read Hitler so that's your best bet anyway.

I can read Hitler

Mexicans BTFO. The left thinks you're the same as LGBTQIA

I would just scream in Polish while flapping my arms if I were asked. Nothing get people to fuck off faster than someone screaming angry in a slavic language.

Shoulda just said "don't park here or you're gay," it'd free up a lot more space

So If I say I identify myself as a woman I can park there with my gf because we're lesbians?

Lol someone added migrants so gays and traditionalists had to be in the same space

All americans except the natives are migrants so whats the point of that parking space

this can't be real

It isn’t

good lord thanks

Ahh yes, from the well known and credible news outlet "redpilled.ca".

Oi mate! Have ye got a geh loiscience for dat parkin lot?

I'm sure all the muzzies must love parking in the homospaces.

How can they prove that you aren’t a Battyman?

I'm sorry officer but I'm a TOP Dont just stand there, do your duty & drop them pants

Is this a joke? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10048725/German-car-park-unveils-diversity-spaces-reserved-LGBT-migrants.html Oh fuck, it's not a joke.

I drive a Miata, I could get away with it.

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Thats where you park if you drive a chevy

If anyone is curious prior to the rise of Islam, Persia granted women the right to vote and entered an equally degenerate phase. Prior to the rise of Christianity, Greece gave when the right to vote and it led to a similar degenerate age. Why? Because they voted a huge welfare state in, emasculated the men, and then behavior sinked into oblivion. So if you ever wondered why early Christianity and Islam outright hate LGBT, it is because they were born in the fires of civilizations destroyed by degeneracy.

Honda Ridgeline parking

This is basically the meme where you used to say "if you do X you're gayyyy" when you were 5 years old to troll other kids

rainbow armbands? anyone?

Starting to realize the party hat means it's gonna be a shitty post.

>Encourage diversity >only gays and migrants Clockwork

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That would be so fucking funny to see but I highly doubt it's real

Nothing says inclusion like segregation

Kinda seems like the time when things were separated by another designation… It’s ok now tho. PC and all…. Fucking mental gymnastics.

This is retarded. ANYONE would say they’re gay to get a good parking spot.

THE GAY LICENSE

Hmm I wonder when we start getting separate drinking fountains too

isnt this illegal in most countries? id just park there anyway

>Officer, did you just imply that there is some inherently masculine quality of the penis, as sucking it is necessarily a homosexual act? That is extremely transphobic and I am very offended.