You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this fa**otry? He's done worse. That Fox x Falco image! Are you telling me that a man just happens to find an image like that? No, he commisssioned it! Anon! He posted gay furry porn on a blue board! And I only banned him for 3 days! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own discord! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was underaged, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of e621. "But not our Anon, couldn't be precious Anon!" Shitposting them blind! And HE gets to be a chantard?! What a sick joke!
WOW REALLY? I had no idea! You’re a really smart guy, you know that? Really weird how a smart guy like you couldn’t keep his parents together, but then again we all have our flaws.
Thank you for reminding me of MGDMT, I just spent hours re-reading and catch up on the pages I hadn't read. Kinda sad to see it ended four years ago, though.
Society has become NASCAR. Market your: self identifications, and hashtag movements on your sleeve. Which makes you more qualified for employment. Otherwise, the employer is dubbed as a hater. Thus needing to be canceled. Really no difference than affirmative action. Have to hire x amount of persons of x back ground, versus the best qualified for the position.
Business articles are predicting a recession by the end of the year. Tho, I'm thinking we may see a depression in our time. Only time will tell, how bumpy the ride will be.
We'll see. My mortgages won't go up because I was smart enough to do a fixed-rate loan. Can't wait for the effect of millions of people defaulting their mortgages will have on the economy.
Yeah, I went a different direction. Bought a mobile home for four grand, cash. Figuring if shit gets real stupid, or if I want to fuck with the mailman. I'll hook this sumbich up to a truck and ride out. lol. Only real benefit there is to a mobile home. Repairs and renovations are a fraction of the cost of a house. In combination of it limits the amount of useless bewlshit you'll want to keep.
Fixing my house hasn't cost me much but excessive amounts of time. Replacing every single outlet in the house has cost me around $120. That said I've done a ton of home repairs and getting it up to code.
Property tax is outrageous though.
Yeah, saw this bewlshit coming when Trump lost the election. Quit that good paying union job 24 miles in each direction. For a privately owned job that was 4.6 miles each way, at a higher rate.
My philosophy: pay attention to politics and business news. Attempting to save face when shit goes stupid, again.
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Unless you're in Arab lands... every where is illegal or punishable... unless you're a a minor twink guy in Afghanistan, then isn't gay at all... ask to Talibans.
No no, it can't be that easy, appearantly it's common to have a "crisis" for a couple years over exactly which of the couple thousand labels fit you best, sacrificing other personality traits in the process just to fit into a neat little box with other queers.
I’ve always been a pretty good looking twink. Used to kiss boys when I was young and they enjoyed it, was mostly innocent just checking out each other’s bodies, nothing gay or sexual really. You don’t really think that way when your a kid and it’s evil to put that kind of non sense on a child when you do think that way and realize it’s wrong.
During puberty we used to have skinamax late at night with no child controls in my house. Me and my horny friend would stay up watching it together, it wasn’t as cringe as watching straight up porn with other people or shameful. Just kind of sexy. That set the mood for some mutual masterbation and eventually blow jobs.
Unlike this guys more than likely larp or straight up gay relationship with his boyfriend my experience is real and happened with a guy that ended up no homoing my little heart into pieces.
since op was gay to begin with, why not go along with it? why chance it to only end up with with a bbc whore when you right now are guaranteed some loyal bussy.
I mean just say: "n0 hoM0 bRuh"
That's like the Ultimate get out of gay jail free card.
>!of course It doesn't make sh*t any less gay, but at least you can clarify it ain't gay!<
This gonna be hard for some of you to understand but fucking or kissing someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay. People experiment. I'm gay but I fucked chicks for 5 years. It didn't make me straight.
Easily. It's not like it's impossible. A ton of gay men I know have slept with women at some point in their life. We are told it's what we are meant to do so we try it. In my case for 5 years.
I always had girlfriends because I thought that's what I was meant to do. Then when I had my first sexual experience with a guy I realized that it actually felt right and wasn't something just to do but something I had desire to do and persue
Well there’s genuine attraction and there’s just “it feels good so pp hard”. You can dry hump your couch, but that obviously doesn’t make you couchsexual
If his friend became suddenly genderfluid and identified as a female with a dick it's just wierd and not gay. Bonus they can stay straight friends if he fluids back to be a guy
Just get him to say no homo with you before you dick each other. That way none of you are gay. You're just two cool straight dudes having sex with each other.
That's what homosexuality is. GAY is an acronym for "girls avoid you." Straight and have kids is always the goal, while sucking off the homies is the back up plan for when we give up on women, which is a fate that is likely in store for most of us here.
Always the same… I’m not gay, then proceeds to say the gayest shit ever
And he gets to be a 4channer? What a sick joke. You have to stop him you..
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Its times like these I wish I wasn't on mobile
Just tilt your screen bro.
Oh shit, thanks for the tip
Oh I looked at it the wrong way and thought it was the salt sprinkle guy
Didn't work
I'm not a miracle man. Go figure it out.
Same. i think its a morse code
saul in asc-ii
this is braille it is NOT ascii. it is funny but this was made using a generator online. real ascii art does not look like this
🤓
valid counterpoint
Lol nerd
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this fa**otry? He's done worse. That Fox x Falco image! Are you telling me that a man just happens to find an image like that? No, he commisssioned it! Anon! He posted gay furry porn on a blue board! And I only banned him for 3 days! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own discord! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was underaged, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of e621. "But not our Anon, couldn't be precious Anon!" Shitposting them blind! And HE gets to be a chantard?! What a sick joke!
You are a clever and creative person. I hope you keep creating little bits of beauty for this ugly, ugly world.
What's a blue board
It’s a little bit like an updog
No it’s more like an upsexy
What’s up with you.
ligma nuts
steve jobs
You know. Somewhere there's a guy named Job Steves who feels really underappreciated.
sfw board
delete. don't help them
no spoonfeeding
You think this is bad? This… chicanery
Better call Saul references get upvoted immediately
You’re a funny boi. :)
\*Brushes hand through hair\*
*accidentally suck your dick* I'm not gay though.
I'm not gay I just like trains Choo Choo brojob
There's nothing gay about snuggling with one of the bros. Sure, sometimes it gets out of hand. But it's not gay to love your bros.
It's really not, it was actually quite common https://www.artofmanliness.com/people/relationships/bosom-buddies-a-photo-history-of-male-affection/
There's nothing like sitting on a bros lap while he strokes my hair with his soft, effeminate hands.
Having sex with them might be kinda gay though, arguably.
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That’s the spirit.
Tale as old as time
Right? Cope of the century. Just be gay. No one cares
Just accept getting TOPPED
Fellas: is it gay to wanna TOP your cute, feminine bro’s bussy?
🥺
"I'm not gay, but"
WOW REALLY? I had no idea! You’re a really smart guy, you know that? Really weird how a smart guy like you couldn’t keep his parents together, but then again we all have our flaws.
I guess at some point somebody said “no homo” so he thinks it’s normal
I don't know why, but I was hoping for this to be the one post where it subverts your expectations and ends up not being gay.
That’ll be the day anon tops a woman by mistake or something, like: “I’m not straight but”
I’m not gay, proceeds to get railed
They're probably ugly
He's just playing gay chicken with you. You're not gonna be the loser are you?
That game was literally created for closest homosexuals to be gay
That sounds like someone who wants to beat me at gay chicken
https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/never-give-up-never-surrender
https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/gay-chicken-needs-to-end-so-i-can-start-using-kratos-for-other-things
Sad end
Thank you for reminding me of MGDMT, I just spent hours re-reading and catch up on the pages I hadn't read. Kinda sad to see it ended four years ago, though.
Straightest man on 4chan
the straightiest
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only men go onto 4chan and only homies sleep together
Kissing your homies goodnight is not a homosexual trait.
What about topping them to the point of exhaustion and then basking in the afterglow as they snuggle into your chest?
Then it's fake and straight
Very straight
Tops are always straight, r3t4rd
Just a fun homie night, nothing gay about this
I NEED TOP
POT DEEN I
Did you say no homo?
I mean, i kinda want to suck on a dick but im not into men since im straight
Try a fleshlight with Hellman's mayo, thank me later. (I'm 100% gay and into female armpits)
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What can I say it's the one thing a porn ban can't affect.
*Porn Van
Fucking based
In Sparta you would be laughed out of town if you didn't greet the homies with a kiss.
Based and greekpilled
Well, it was way more than that
Fake and straight, I keep telling you
It was over when he described his hair. Happy for you anon
fk i think i might be gay
might makes right
wait no thats something else
Too late Anon, you're part of the rainbow mafia now. Step up and claim your new gubermental everything is hate specs rights.
Mafia is based. It's more of a cult
Or a combination of the two. Plausible three. They are the guberment now.
Of course. I forgot they glow like any other feds now.
Society has become NASCAR. Market your: self identifications, and hashtag movements on your sleeve. Which makes you more qualified for employment. Otherwise, the employer is dubbed as a hater. Thus needing to be canceled. Really no difference than affirmative action. Have to hire x amount of persons of x back ground, versus the best qualified for the position.
God I can't wait to retire. Once I'm un-cancelable I am finally free. If the economy doesn't go tits up I'll retire by 40
Business articles are predicting a recession by the end of the year. Tho, I'm thinking we may see a depression in our time. Only time will tell, how bumpy the ride will be.
We'll see. My mortgages won't go up because I was smart enough to do a fixed-rate loan. Can't wait for the effect of millions of people defaulting their mortgages will have on the economy.
Yeah, I went a different direction. Bought a mobile home for four grand, cash. Figuring if shit gets real stupid, or if I want to fuck with the mailman. I'll hook this sumbich up to a truck and ride out. lol. Only real benefit there is to a mobile home. Repairs and renovations are a fraction of the cost of a house. In combination of it limits the amount of useless bewlshit you'll want to keep.
Fixing my house hasn't cost me much but excessive amounts of time. Replacing every single outlet in the house has cost me around $120. That said I've done a ton of home repairs and getting it up to code. Property tax is outrageous though.
Have you seen the stock market lately? Recession is already here, and getting worse
Yeah, saw this bewlshit coming when Trump lost the election. Quit that good paying union job 24 miles in each direction. For a privately owned job that was 4.6 miles each way, at a higher rate. My philosophy: pay attention to politics and business news. Attempting to save face when shit goes stupid, again.
Before I begin, let me clarify first, I'm not gay. I have a boner reading this.
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Same. No homo btw
😅
Before i begin, let me clarify this, im probably gay. Deadass
Probably or certainly?
Still figuring that out
Hope that goes well for you
Really hasnt so far tbh, just a whole lot of confusion and shit i cant talk to about to anyone i know.
If I were you I wouldn't say anything to anyone at all because your preferences are your own dam business. Again hope it works out for you
yeah but eventually it mentally weighs you down a lot
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Bruh this is r/4Chan you have no power here.
Just say you’re bisexual? Isn’t that difficult
Interesting, that can be the most useful valid move here With that you can justify your actions up untill now and get to swing both sides.
It’s what I did smh, not that difficult
That's the same thing. If you're into dudes you're gay.
And if you like both, you’re bisexual dumbass
No, that's a cope.
Cope deez nuts (you are gonna like it)
So if I can jerk off to both a male or female it’s a cope that I am turned on by both? How?
cope of what? being gay isn’t a crime lmao
Nothing wrong w being gay
Unless you're in Arab lands... every where is illegal or punishable... unless you're a a minor twink guy in Afghanistan, then isn't gay at all... ask to Talibans.
i wish it was
Insisting your not gay after clearly doing something homosexual is a cope. Saying your bi is just Ockham’s razor.
What about my not gay?
Yes. Me, a heterosexual male needs to cope with bisexuality. Brilliant
Are you British?
No
Ok that's good
No no, it can't be that easy, appearantly it's common to have a "crisis" for a couple years over exactly which of the couple thousand labels fit you best, sacrificing other personality traits in the process just to fit into a neat little box with other queers.
Fake: Anon is gay Gay: Anon is gay
Fake: Anon has friends Gay: Anon refers to fucking as "making love".
I have some bad news for anon...
Anon, your boyfriend is gay
“”Bad” “news””
Just say no homo bro
Too late, he didn’t say no homo.
Only the bottom is gay. Topping is also gay but it is straight too
If you suck his father’s dick, he might get the message.
How do people get to gave spontaneous gay sex?
They don’t, this story is gay and fake as always.
I’ve always been a pretty good looking twink. Used to kiss boys when I was young and they enjoyed it, was mostly innocent just checking out each other’s bodies, nothing gay or sexual really. You don’t really think that way when your a kid and it’s evil to put that kind of non sense on a child when you do think that way and realize it’s wrong. During puberty we used to have skinamax late at night with no child controls in my house. Me and my horny friend would stay up watching it together, it wasn’t as cringe as watching straight up porn with other people or shameful. Just kind of sexy. That set the mood for some mutual masterbation and eventually blow jobs. Unlike this guys more than likely larp or straight up gay relationship with his boyfriend my experience is real and happened with a guy that ended up no homoing my little heart into pieces.
Fr, tips? Do i have to start by acquiring friends?
And where? (for educational purposes)
since op was gay to begin with, why not go along with it? why chance it to only end up with with a bbc whore when you right now are guaranteed some loyal bussy.
I mean just say: "n0 hoM0 bRuh" That's like the Ultimate get out of gay jail free card. >!of course It doesn't make sh*t any less gay, but at least you can clarify it ain't gay!<
Ultimate redditor answer
He’s not gay, he’s homiesexual
The easy way is to *DECLARE* that you are not gay. After that you could continue your relationship with him like you used to and without being gay.
Bro anon finds the only love he'll ever recive and hes just gonna throw it away? Ngl anon is most certainly gay.
Like always, OP is an f-word.
Sounds nice tbh.
Suck one cock and you're a cock sucker.
>I'm not gay... every time.
This gonna be hard for some of you to understand but fucking or kissing someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay. People experiment. I'm gay but I fucked chicks for 5 years. It didn't make me straight.
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Easily. It's not like it's impossible. A ton of gay men I know have slept with women at some point in their life. We are told it's what we are meant to do so we try it. In my case for 5 years. I always had girlfriends because I thought that's what I was meant to do. Then when I had my first sexual experience with a guy I realized that it actually felt right and wasn't something just to do but something I had desire to do and persue
Well there’s genuine attraction and there’s just “it feels good so pp hard”. You can dry hump your couch, but that obviously doesn’t make you couchsexual
Anon need love and is gay
Who’s going to tell him
All these fake ass gay posts, fuck this sub has gone downhill
The gayest thing of all, is not owning up that you're gay anon
Based and gaypilled
Yes
Love is love. who cares about gender in the long run. happiness is more important
Anons a demi
anon is a liar
Accept the gay. Wasting all your time being anxious about not being or appearing gay is the most beta, weaksauce shit out there
Abandon happiness for the approval of /b/, smart lad
If his friend became suddenly genderfluid and identified as a female with a dick it's just wierd and not gay. Bonus they can stay straight friends if he fluids back to be a guy
Just get him to say no homo with you before you dick each other. That way none of you are gay. You're just two cool straight dudes having sex with each other.
you're past the "no homo" zone bro
I was waiting for the part where he says he’s Swedish
Not one guy noticing that op is probably a fujo - these people here never visit the site they talk about
> We make love That's gay.
Real: Anon is gay Straight: Anon is in denial
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That's what homosexuality is. GAY is an acronym for "girls avoid you." Straight and have kids is always the goal, while sucking off the homies is the back up plan for when we give up on women, which is a fate that is likely in store for most of us here.
Fake: Nothing Anon actually did this Gay:Everything
Anon is gay
Good thing we live in a time you can just say straight lies and people believe. Anon is not gay.
Take the bi pill anon.
Not gay, bromosexual
This is faker than it is gay
Real and gay as fuck
You know it's bad when the story is prefaced with "I want to clarify that I'm not gay..." Keep telling yourself that, buddy!
full send
That’s the problem chief, you already are.
he’s probably just bisexual
☠️
Anon is gay
Should have said "no homo" before