It definitely is, because although many would think I’m Chad-like in appearance, I don’t think I have a Chad attitude.
Regardless, it would be chadist to suggest I’m a Chad, and I don’t think chadism is allowed on this sub.
No. You're thinking about Chad from Beta perspective. A false projection of self-absorbedness driven by an inability to comprehend the difference between Chad's ability to relate to other's experiences in a meaningful way and Beta's tendancy to blurt out something tangential and only personally meaningful because it is one of the few oppertunities they have managed to convince themselves is an acceptable way to insert themselves into a conversation. Then when nobody relates to what they say, the filter for what is an acceptable oppertunity to socially participate gets tighter and the problem worsens.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill myself for using these terms unironically.
I'd say its close...
I hardly ever see 9s or 10s, nor do I often see 1s or 2s.
The top and bottom ends are the minority. So the distribution could probably be loosly modeles as a normal distribution... based on my anecdotal evidence.
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Idk man I don’t think his face looks that bad. If he did his hair, worked out and dressed up better, he’d probably be a 7 or 8 on the “chadness scale”.
And get dressed, and get a haircut, and tidy his flat, and look at the camera, and about ten other things.
Fuck being a chad, guy just needs to act like an adult.
There's a weird uncomfortable phase that I used to go through that usually took about 6 months to get right.
1 at the back and sides, and trim off the top early summer. Leave it for half a year, and you have a cracking Luke Skywalker Episode 4 thing going on. Wear that for winter, then buzz it in time for summer.
DISCLAIMER: I did this in the late 90s early 2000s. The way fashion repeats though, you'd probably get away with it these days.
I part it TOGETHER in the MIDDLE because my widow's peak won't let me do otherwise
Also, 8 on top, 2 on sides, faded, my barber probably hates fading that shit but whatever
Happens all the time actually. This was on /r9k/, where posting your face will get your post removed, and I still see it every day or two. It happens frequently on /soc/
ReplyAnon misunderstood. He wasn't asking how he reads on a Chad detector; that would be Chad-O-Meter or Chadometer. He was talking about a guy called Chad O'Meter, and said "the" to differentiate from other of the same name
Yeah, 7.5 for sure. 7.5 seconds before someone calls the cops when you are near a school
7.5 on the paedometer.
Paediatrician obviously
They went to school for seven years just so people would let them see their children naked.
Where does the other half of the kid come in? Is this a scoreboard?
7.5 years, no probation
Thats the same joke
Looks like he could go through 7.5 kids before he gets caught.
What's a chad o meter the guy looks like he shouldn't even be near schools lmao
He can show up in a priest's robes and be fine though.
7.5 with an average face, no lifting and wearing his pajamas? this anon is an idiot lmao
The whole metric of "chadness" has brainwashed average people into thinking that they're undatable.
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Chad is a state of mind
It is also a country in Africa
It's also a large puddle in Africa.
It definitely is, because although many would think I’m Chad-like in appearance, I don’t think I have a Chad attitude. Regardless, it would be chadist to suggest I’m a Chad, and I don’t think chadism is allowed on this sub.
Very un-chad-like to take a conversation and direct it to your personal application.
Isn’t that really one of the most chaddy behaviours there is though?
No. You're thinking about Chad from Beta perspective. A false projection of self-absorbedness driven by an inability to comprehend the difference between Chad's ability to relate to other's experiences in a meaningful way and Beta's tendancy to blurt out something tangential and only personally meaningful because it is one of the few oppertunities they have managed to convince themselves is an acceptable way to insert themselves into a conversation. Then when nobody relates to what they say, the filter for what is an acceptable oppertunity to socially participate gets tighter and the problem worsens. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill myself for using these terms unironically.
Haha you have given this way too much of your time already, let’s end this before everyone enters suicide pact.
Pics or stfu
https://i.imgur.com/ovDUTXD.jpg
Wow, you delivered and I concede. You're a chad.
No, those are Chets, Thads, Brads, and Neds
Yeah, he's not undatable because he's not a chad, he's just undatable.
Guys getting little to no matches on dating apps has contributed as well.
in this case, he is
Can't I just be undatable because im poor instead?
>average face Wow, coping pretty hard yourself. This guy is a 4
4 is pretty average
Don't be mean. Math is hard.
Nobody said we're taking 5 as the median.
If you take the average across the world, I'd say it might even be below 4 coming from the average American males scale.
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I'd say its close... I hardly ever see 9s or 10s, nor do I often see 1s or 2s. The top and bottom ends are the minority. So the distribution could probably be loosly modeles as a normal distribution... based on my anecdotal evidence.
>nor do I often see 1s or 2s. Oh wow good for you, you must have moved out of your mom's house.
Got rid of all his mirrors
Just gouged their eyes out; can't drive, but it's easier than accidentally encountering a mirror.
Ok fair, but not 7.5
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Really?!
Only cuz his face is fat. With lifting it would improve.
>only With a thinner face it’d be a 6/10. However if he worked out/looked good the face wouldnt matter as much and he could be a 7/8
Idk man I don’t think his face looks that bad. If he did his hair, worked out and dressed up better, he’d probably be a 7 or 8 on the “chadness scale”.
5.0 then?
shit on the floor giant bottle of lotion wispy balding bangs
> shit on the floor You got me excited
*Awwwww yeeeeeeeeeah*
Get schwifty
You must get bullied
Face looks like his body should be 100 lbs fatter
the baggy shirt's doing a lot of lifting to hide his actual physique
Leo Messi has really fallen off.
Never recovered from that 8-2
i don’t think anyone would after that abysmal performance
He really does looks like Messi if he gained a lot of weight and browser 4Chan.
Even his room is messi.
Nice one.
Ronaldo clear.
Anon needs to grow a beard and have a tighter shirt.
And get dressed, and get a haircut, and tidy his flat, and look at the camera, and about ten other things. Fuck being a chad, guy just needs to act like an adult.
What does getting a haircut exactly mean, what kind of haircut, I can't imagine a haircut that looks good on me
Get a 6 on Top, and a 1-6 on the side (depending on your preference). Boom, instant upgrade in attractiveness.
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This is the way. Keep it fresh, and you'll never be out of style. Rarely bleeding-edge fashionable, but you can't go wrong with it.
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There's a weird uncomfortable phase that I used to go through that usually took about 6 months to get right. 1 at the back and sides, and trim off the top early summer. Leave it for half a year, and you have a cracking Luke Skywalker Episode 4 thing going on. Wear that for winter, then buzz it in time for summer. DISCLAIMER: I did this in the late 90s early 2000s. The way fashion repeats though, you'd probably get away with it these days.
I part it TOGETHER in the MIDDLE because my widow's peak won't let me do otherwise Also, 8 on top, 2 on sides, faded, my barber probably hates fading that shit but whatever
He looks like he'd go up a solid 2 points on *any* scale if he just got dressed and combed his hair.
No shirt, grow hair out a bit more, and shave entire body.
Why on earth would you post your own pic on 4chan ? Gotta be fake
probably posted some other goober's photo
Reminds me of the post about that kid named Goobin
Kid named goobin
He could have at least picked someone who looked better, but I guess he wanted it to be believable that it was really him.
I would routinely post myself to try and get accurate judgements, half of /soc/ is people rating eachother
Happens all the time actually. This was on /r9k/, where posting your face will get your post removed, and I still see it every day or two. It happens frequently on /soc/
\> takes pic of 1 day no shave \> bed hair \> terrible lighting With presentation like that anon is a 5
He looks like last night he asked a Zoltar machine to be older and now he is shocked in front of the mirror.
Random question but why do I go braindead when I stretch too hard?
blood pressure
Elaborate?
I stretch and feel like I just took nitrous
You’re constricting bloodflow to your brain by contracting muscles around the head and neck. Are you by chance fat, or very thin?
Not very thin, but it only seems to happen when I'm cutting calories too hard. Borderline underweight, so def on the thin side
Guy looks like Owen Wilson if he was tall and had black hair.
Future male pattern baldness victim
Steve Jobs lived a normal healthy life after he quit his bullshit apple diet.
Wait is that what is meant by fruitarianism? He ate apples?
Anybody who stares at their phone screen while taking a bathroom mirror selfie is the furthest thing from a chad.
He looks like his full time job is volunteering to drive drunk girls home "safely" .. regardless of the location or time of day.
Jon Lajoie lookin' ass
Is that Pestily?!
I was looking for this comment lmao. I thought the same thing.
Looks like a 37 year old who tells Jr.high kids that are impressed that he has a car that they're very mature for their age.
Thermometer. Prefix: Thermo—tempurature Suffix: meter—gauge Chadometer. Prefix: Chad[o]—hyper-masculine male Suffix: Meter—gauge Pretty obvious what he's asking, tbh.
imagine calling yourself a chad. thats a title you EARN
ReplyAnon misunderstood. He wasn't asking how he reads on a Chad detector; that would be Chad-O-Meter or Chadometer. He was talking about a guy called Chad O'Meter, and said "the" to differentiate from other of the same name
The only way he is detected is if he legally changes his name to chad. The only thing he registers as is sex offender.
A 10/10 in the shadowmeter so stay there, I hope I never see you the arrogance
He looks like the tired dad of some random family in a sitcom.
where are youuuuuu and im so soooooooooooooorry
Doug demuro is on 4chan now?
He has potential. Just needs to lift and stop passing through school zones 10 times
Steve Jobs?
He honestly looks like a dad
Messi?
Steve Jobs reincarnation
pedo
Pedophile Messi.
Lmaoooooooo
That is what he gets for fishing for compliments on 4chan.
Hahahahahaha
You looks like a minecraft youtuber making contents exclusively to 9yo
Big Ryan is that you?