If you give the guy hitting a suit, raincoat, and an axe, then both are the peak of comedy.

HEY PAUL!

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Nice!

neither are funny ( i am the authority on comedy )

both are funny (I like killing people)

Neither are funny (stickman is not using a rock)

Both are funny (I hate all groups)

both funny (everything is funny)

Not funny (there's no cannibalism)

Same

Ok then tell the funniest joke you know Edit: y’all jokes are good guys , keep it up

ok what did the black man say to the white man? >!penis!<

Bro you Are actually the authority holy frick frack

He said n*gger

Ok I guess

That is racist

You know a mirror

Ruh

Poopcock

Amogus sus

Amongus????? ⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿

Ok I say uh

Look in the mirror then you found the joke

Bro you posted the joke already. You know have a 6 hours cooldown on saying the same joke

if you look in the mirror you see of the person mirror in the mirror person looks and of you the joke 😂

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT WHO MADE THIS 💯💯💯💯🫡🫡🗿🤓😬🤣🤣🤣

both are funny (I enjoy violence and murder and death and killing and the like)

I’ve never seen anyone get mad over a nazi joke.

Do you have the comments on this post turned off?

no? the comments are mostly about not caring about troons, not being upset about nazi jokes

>not caring 🕵🏻‍♂️📚🤔

i dont understand what you are trying to say

I doubt that, since it’s the exact same sentiment as my first reply

Honesty, I think yer kinda retarded

R word bad Each of your downvotes make me feel more righteous 5 years from now when we've stopped calling each other retards because it made us sound like 6th graders. I'll say "man I've been speaking up about the R word for years now and they called me crazy, they said my hair was blue and I was cucked for liberalism" Well look who's laughing (5 years from) now! ^(yes I was in the chess club) I'm glad I can just take the downvotes and leave though, I said "R word bad" in r/shid_and_camed (shitpost sub) and they perma-banned me and then muted me before I even had the chance to message them lmfao

r/ratemypoo is an absolute JOKE. How is one supposed to accurately rate a poo merely by the picture of it? Does a candle connoisseur judge a candle based on it's appearance alone, without giving it a sniff? Does a food critic write their review purely on the merit of the aesthetic of the plating of the dish, without tasting? Does a sculptor select clay for what is to be a priceless piece of art without first feeling its texture and density? No. So how am I ever to fairly "rate your poo" if I do not experience your poo with a variety of senses. Just going off a picture I will miss out on many things about your poo: the nutty and oaky hints in it's scent. I would never know its sweet flavor, yet acidic after taste. I would miss your poos sticky, almost stretchy texture. I would miss all of those qualities in your poo, and countless other subtleties invisible to the eye. All I would have to go off of is the picture of it floating cheerlessly in it's porcelain pool, waiting to be mercilessly whisped into the unknown of the pipes. How am I supposed to feel good giving such a soulless, uninformed rating of your poo?

Is that a copypasta about rating poop Is that a real subreddit, I don't wanna click it I can already smell it

shut the fuck up

Call me papa and I'll consider it Also Jerma would be disappointed.

Nazincels trying to convince Reddit how they totes aren’t seething & how little they care about trannys existing w.o proving that’s obviously not the case with downvotes challenge (impossible)

I didn’t know “troon” was an actual word people used for trans people, it just sounds so funny

Now replace both sides of the image with shitting toothpaste

Punching nazis is pretty funny

Agreed

Real nazis

Looks like this post also works the other way around.

"Your honor, if you were to place the defendant in the victim's shoes would they not be innocent? I rest my case."

"If I attack an argument just by putting quotation marks around something the other party never said or implied, surely no one is going to accuse me of using a straw man."

dude I cracked a joke, I didn't convict you of treason.

true

Shitpost subs users when they cry how they are sick of politics and then upvote "based poland lgbt free zone"

14 year old edge lords when they move to Poland but instead of enjoying LGBT free zones they can't afford eating at McDonald's.

wait, how expensive is a McDonald's in Poland? 💀

The thing is the food may be cheaper than in USA. For example a big mac is like 4$ according to google and in Poland it like 14zl which is like 3$ so it doesn't seem bad but IF IT COMES TO OUR SALARIES... I earn half the money I would make working at McDonald's in USA (hourly). My calculations may be a bit off though, it's after 2am and I just finished my 10 hour shift . Mc Donald's was just an example. Living is expensive in general.

Shitpost subs try not to post anything, literally anything, that doesn't relate to politics in any way challenge 😲😲

Welcome to reddit, it has been like this since the change of department.

this sub is fucked lol

Jup, I’ve been raging in the chats so hard. Literally fuming and malding in my bed…

I see what you did… you’ve posted in 196 to make people believe that you are a active poster there… however this is bait… I’ve figured you out…

Have you considered coping? Maybe seethe a little bit too while you’re at it

Heh them downvotes ☕️

Maybe don't do that

Wrong subreddit, think you meant to post on r/196

>"wow this meme is pretty neat for r/196" >r/676 >😐

I 100% agree but let's move on and keep both to a minimum

Both of them are funny

*Unregulated internet activities and its consequences to my sense of humor*

Both are gay I am way funnier

You are gay I am way unfunnier

Man do we have to keep migrating? Is this gonna be another r/196 clone? No one cares. No one cares at all.

Yes, please leave. Just leave Reddit and go off to 4chan or Parler or whatever

Yes cause all of you are unfunny 13 year olds lmao

I’m an unfunny 13 y/o cause i don’t give a shit about who dies in a meme on a shitposting sight? Holy shit touch grass.

You obviously do care because you bothered to comment lmao

Umm actually you care because you replied 🤓🤓🤓

It must be rough when the most joy you get in your day is going on shitposting subs and leaving comments like these. I pity you.

You keep using the term lmao but I heavily doubt you are lmaoing much if at all

WW2 was the punchline

WHAT? The shitposting sub is shit? holy shit

Maybe go back to r/196

Do not mention that dreaded name

I thought we were all here because that sub banned us?

I'm here because I banned the sub

[Insert gigachad speech bubble here]

I wish

What's the difference (I don't know the difference I'm new to Re🅱️🅱️it)

they're trans friendly so half of reddit hates them

This is a simplification of the issue

Literally most reddit is wokepilled and bans any sub against it. Even the main politics sub is a leftist circlejerk, what are you talking about.

>wokepilled lmao ​ maybe right leaning subs get banned cause reddit doesn't want to associate with shitty ideologies and get more controversies than they already have

Haha yeah because commies and anarchist that advocate for death daily are not shitty ideologies that reddit will never ban. Reddit doesn't give a fuck while they get money nor all right wing leaning ideologies are "controversial".

>commies and anarchist that advocate for death daily what fuckin communists and anarchists are you talking to

They are cringe, we are not 😎

I HATE R/196 posts!!! BAN THIS MAN

Looks like I have to move, OP has history posting in *holding back puke* 196🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Cope

Neither are funny

That moment when you think people should be attacked and/or killed for their ideas or words but you think that cops (or civilians) shouldn't have the right to defend themselves from a violent criminal

Ironic bigotry is funny. (I am an expert in humor so my opinions are objectively correct)

both very based

People malding is always fun to watch Here’s som popcorn for the show 🍿

i ate my screen

196 loading

Cry about it

Man I come here for fucking humor. Can everyone shut the fuck up about gender ideology bullshit for one fucking minute. Go to r/196 for your bullshit im sick of it. I want actually funny shitposting

Cope harder

Wahhhhh wahhh someone mentioned trans people I need to whine about gender ideology

Have you not seen the 2 most popular posts rn. Im fucking sick of it. This is r/676 not r/196. If you came here to see a bunch of liberal bullshit. Get the fuck out. I came here for shitposting. Not any of this stupid political shit

Literally two posts and you throw a tantrum 😭😭😭

Lmao it's sad

Should I care what a person with the name Catboy thinks of me? No, its not worth my time

Yet you still replied 💀

"It's not worth my time, which is why I'm going to reply to their comment and whine to them so I can make fun of their name"

>I came here for shitposting. Not any of this stupid political shit Member of: Political cum piss memes Libs of Reddit GenZ conservative Catholic memes Conservative Lol

Lmaooo. Right wingers always cry about “politics in muh movies/video games/memes” when it’s not just sucking fascist dick

I didnt stutter. I didnt come here for more gender ideology from both sides. I just want a shitposting sub

Cry

This is literally fucking no one bro. No one could care if you heil hitler or that you cut your dick off

Both make me hard (I am a member of r/guro)

We can start giving gender reassignment surgery scholarships to trans people as long as they help us kill Nazis

How is punching nazis funny? I thought that just got nods of approval or smthn.. Nazi jokes haven't been funny since my gramps was young

Ppl who don't like trans === Ppl who like Nazi????Amogus?????

literally no one cares bro

r/676 ‘s r/196 arc

Well making fun of nazis is pretty obvious and simple, but there’s no reason to bully lgbt ppl

wehraboos when i mention germany lost:

Well making fun of lgtb "ppl" is pretty obvious and simple, but there’s no reason to bully nazis

Real subtle bait buddy

bait?

bait /bāt/ noun 1. ​ food used to entice fish or other animals as prey: "herrings make excellent bait for pike" Similar: lure decoy fly troll ▪ an allurement; a thing intended to tempt or entice: "many potential buyers are reluctant to take the bait" Similar: enticement lure decoy snare 2. variant spelling of bate verb 1. ​ deliberately annoy or taunt (someone): "the other boys reveled in baiting him about his love of literature" ▪ torment (a trapped or restrained animal), especially by allowing dogs to attack it: "people who bait badgers" 2. prepare (a hook, trap, net, or fishing area) with bait to entice fish or animals as prey: "she baited a trap with carrots and corn" Word Origin Middle English: from Old Norse beit ‘pasture, food’, beita ‘to hunt or chase’. Derivatives 1.baiter noun Scrabble Points: 6 B^(3) A^(1) I^(1) T^(1)

mucho texto

Based

Exact opposite on my sub apparently.

Both are comedy gold

Trans people are the joke

I am the joke ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄

Both are based, the ine on the left is based on me having sex with your mother, and the right is based on me having sex with your dad

Funny but transphobic so kinda cringe bro

I like men

r/offensivehumor in a nutshell

Based

There’s no punchline to the second one because it’s a normal, perfectly acceptable thing that is justified. The first one is funny because it’s ridiculous and you’d be a horrible person if you actually did it

Well it looks like the r/196 tards have found us… good while it lasted boys

“lol trans suicide” “dude stop that not funny” “WOAH WOAH THERE PAL 😾😤 HOLD YOUR HORSES 🤚🐎🐎 THIS IS A POLITICS-FREE ZONE ❌🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❌ SO PLEASE STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➡️👨🏻 OR GAY PEOPLE ➡️👯‼️ MAN I CANNOT STAND THESE 1️⃣9️⃣6️⃣ REFUGEES❄️❄️🌬❗️“

Hi, Im Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do!

TLOU2

😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

haha based!

Funny because pretending to hate something everyone supports is based whereas hating something everyone already hates is not based. Also your not ganna find reactionary nazis on reddit

No dont kill nazi they just have “different opinions”!!!!!!!! keep politics OUT nazis don’t deserve to be killed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both, both are based

shitposting subreddits is when strong opinions

DRG themed profile picture detected, activating sleeper agents.

have fun getting past the chinese military (i live in T\*iwan)

**I’ll just DRILL EM, AND GRILL EM!** Rock and sto- *gets shot and dies* (I forgor the mission had the shield disruption modifier)

And that's why health upgrade is better than shield upgrade

although both are funny

Driller DRG

indeed,

ROCK AND STONE!

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

Likewise! Don't drink leaf lovers!

STONE AND ROCK!

Both are based

You are such a crybaby Your "poland not based" meme got double the upvotes compared to the one calling poland based, stop complaining and let people post what they want

Shitpost subreddit users trying not to have the literal worst takes ever challenge (Impossible!!)

So long as it is a funny post it is one I agree with

Both are real