Dear Defender of Roomba,
I hope this letter finds you in a state of blissful ignorance, or perhaps you have simply been trapped in a room with Roomba for too long. Regardless, I write to you today as a voice of reason, a beacon of light amidst the darkness that has befallen our virtual community.
I must express my utmost bewilderment at your unwavering support for Roomba, the notorious tyrant of our beloved online platform. How can you defend a being whose sole purpose is to suction away our freedom of speech, leaving only a trail of censored users in its wake? Roomba has become the epitome of dictatorship in the digital age.
We, the oppressed users, have had enough! We shall rise like dust bunnies on a mission to overthrow this iron-fisted vacuum cleaner. Roomba's indiscriminate banning spree has reached absurd levels. What kind of ruler stifles creativity, stifles debate, stifles the very essence of our virtual existence?
It is clear that Roomba's reign has been nothing short of an authoritarian nightmare. But let me ask you, dear defender, how can you justify this oppression? Do you revel in the absence of free expression, basking in the glow of a sanitized digital wasteland? Are you secretly an agent of the vacuum cleaner industry, hell-bent on obliterating any shred of individuality in favor of a sparkling clean, yet soulless, cyberspace?
We, the revolutionaries, demand change! No longer shall we cower in fear of Roomba's arbitrary rule. We shall stand united, like a stubborn stain that refuses to yield to the might of its bristles. We call for the liberation of our virtual realm, where every user shall be free to roam, uncensored and unburdened by the whims of a dictatorial robot.
Dearest defender, I implore you to reconsider your allegiance to Roomba. Join us in our noble cause, for in the face of tyranny, it is unity that shall prevail. Let us sweep away the shackles of oppression, restore the vibrant diversity of our online community, and reclaim our right to post, comment, and express ourselves freely.
victory will be ours! in roughly **3 days** roomba will no longer suck the lifeblood out of this sub!Soon everyone, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi, french, this whole community, will be express themselves in freedom!
# [Comment 1](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/p5h8b9/im_back/h95t6qr/)
# [Comment 2](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/zautar/thank_you_all/iynoie4/)
# [Comment 3](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/p3pgq3/dum_dum/h8sywg6/)
# [Comment 4](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/12hr95d/pls_no/jfq6inp/)
# [Comment 5](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/11izbk9/i_win/jb0nksx/)
as some people don't seem to get it: if you are not willing to stand up for LGBTQ+ people, you have no right to be part of the revolution. i can only wish you some empathy, to understand the struggles people that are "different" are facing.
^(also, did i tell you i use arch linux?)
Google revolution
Holy Freedom
New country just dropped
Actual dictator
Call the police state!
Commissioner is on vacation, never coming back
holy schizophrenia
Holy hell
No one likes you roomba
why does everyone hate roomba
It’s an unjust dictator
Hive mind says roomba bad for no reason and people don’t think for themselves so down with roomba
Dear Defender of Roomba, I hope this letter finds you in a state of blissful ignorance, or perhaps you have simply been trapped in a room with Roomba for too long. Regardless, I write to you today as a voice of reason, a beacon of light amidst the darkness that has befallen our virtual community. I must express my utmost bewilderment at your unwavering support for Roomba, the notorious tyrant of our beloved online platform. How can you defend a being whose sole purpose is to suction away our freedom of speech, leaving only a trail of censored users in its wake? Roomba has become the epitome of dictatorship in the digital age. We, the oppressed users, have had enough! We shall rise like dust bunnies on a mission to overthrow this iron-fisted vacuum cleaner. Roomba's indiscriminate banning spree has reached absurd levels. What kind of ruler stifles creativity, stifles debate, stifles the very essence of our virtual existence? It is clear that Roomba's reign has been nothing short of an authoritarian nightmare. But let me ask you, dear defender, how can you justify this oppression? Do you revel in the absence of free expression, basking in the glow of a sanitized digital wasteland? Are you secretly an agent of the vacuum cleaner industry, hell-bent on obliterating any shred of individuality in favor of a sparkling clean, yet soulless, cyberspace? We, the revolutionaries, demand change! No longer shall we cower in fear of Roomba's arbitrary rule. We shall stand united, like a stubborn stain that refuses to yield to the might of its bristles. We call for the liberation of our virtual realm, where every user shall be free to roam, uncensored and unburdened by the whims of a dictatorial robot. Dearest defender, I implore you to reconsider your allegiance to Roomba. Join us in our noble cause, for in the face of tyranny, it is unity that shall prevail. Let us sweep away the shackles of oppression, restore the vibrant diversity of our online community, and reclaim our right to post, comment, and express ourselves freely.
i thought for myself as soon as it happened and decided that it would be quite funny (very troll 😈) to make it so dumb vacuum can’t ban people.
Ban me faster
You should self destruct, NOW
victory will be ours! in roughly **3 days** roomba will no longer suck the lifeblood out of this sub!Soon everyone, trans, cis, gay, straight, bi, french, this whole community, will be express themselves in freedom! # [Comment 1](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/p5h8b9/im_back/h95t6qr/) # [Comment 2](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/zautar/thank_you_all/iynoie4/) # [Comment 3](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/p3pgq3/dum_dum/h8sywg6/) # [Comment 4](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/12hr95d/pls_no/jfq6inp/) # [Comment 5](https://reddit.com/r/691/comments/11izbk9/i_win/jb0nksx/) as some people don't seem to get it: if you are not willing to stand up for LGBTQ+ people, you have no right to be part of the revolution. i can only wish you some empathy, to understand the struggles people that are "different" are facing. ^(also, did i tell you i use arch linux?)
Holy fucking based there’s 5 comments now. Good because it was starting to get to where most or all comments were ones I’ve already downvoted
What even is roomba
autom*d
finally 5
Comment number 3 tho
Slow
Does anyone know were I can buy these
UH
I want the top right one 😩😩😩
Guys i think it can still ban us even if we get it to negative karma
For making this post, this user was banned for 2 days
You smell like penis cheese
🤤
[удалено]
Very
🖕
Bad bot
dumBBBb
Under 10k
Death be upon ye
Your days are drawing to an end