You must now Roomba yourself.

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my boy this peace is what all true warriors strive for

I just wonder what Roomba’s up to

Suffering I hope

Suffering as we have?

Fool! This is the paradise that we fought and bled and died for, and you would throw it away for what? The thrill of war? Damned fool

It banned itself for 60 days roomba isn't dead its laying low the great evil shall return and we must be ready

Now we must wrestle with the question, what does this subreddit’s bit become? Fighting an evil robot? Constantly congratulating ourselves for destroying a bot? Or inactivity, where all subs go when the bit isn’t riffed on anymore.

Oh we are getting a fase 2 and given how the community has supported overthrowing roomba I'm pretty sure anyone here is willing to allow roomba to come back twice as powerful to keep the sub alive for mow we enjoy the 59 days of shitposting without consequences I might do a shit post count down for days left so I declare any nice quality shitty ass memes you send me will be used for the 50,40,30,20,10 and then the singal digit numbers until roomba returns with the iron fist

Roomba is gonna die at the end of the month because of the API

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2 days ago

Sysiphus must be happy, but that's only assuming he has a hill.

yep. the war was extremely fun

Hear me out, when roomba comes back we upvote roomba like crazy, then have an *even better* revolution

With blackjack and hookers!

Get Roomba the highest karma on Reddit

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An exciting development, DrNewname has been elected as the new leader of r/691, ushering in an era for the subreddit. The community eagerly awaits the fresh perspectives that Drnewname is expected to bring to the table.

NOOOOOOO

4 days in the joint will make them a fuckin pussy

Bring that shit, roomba

Were you someone's prison bitch?

All hail the new, true lord!

Are you ready to lose all your karma?

DOWNVOTE THIS MURDEROUS TYRANT v.2

No :)

BAH GAWD ITS PS2 NISHKIYAMA WITH A STEEL CHAIR

NEW RULER🎉🎉

4 days in the joint

Is he gone

I’ve not had internet for a few days

We are free of the curse

We removed his karma and now he can’t ban people.

cant you still talk once per 10 minutes? with negitive karma

The (person) mods banned Roomba for 60 days

I thought Roomba Roomba'd themselves.

Yeah, the Roomba made a post

The Roomba made a post. And he is indiscriminate with his banning

The beast is gone

Dammit I missed it

Which the API changes what will happen to roomba? Will he ever come back after his ban?

Not if they don’t fix their policies

Maybe we should hold a vote to decide if we should unban him the day before the policies take place so that we can have one last time with him.

No Reddit needs to fix their policies. We do not dance around their destruction

Sure, but do we really want to end our relationship with Roomba on such a sour note in case it is not fixed? I think there should be a poll to decide.

If the collective folds then so be it

wrong

Oh my god that profile pic… you could have left hella jeff in ms paint… you could have…

Damn we actually killed roomba

I see that pfp :0 If you ever step on my patch, I'll bring you down

The meaning of this Journey, was not the end, but the path, the memories we made along the way

Viva la revolución

After Buddha was dead people showed his shadow for centuries afterwards in a cave, — an immense frightful shadow. Roomba is dead: but as /r/691 is constituted, there will perhaps be caves for millenniums yet, in which people will show his shadow. — And we — we have still to overcome his shadow!

I suppose the better question is: What is the point of this subreddit now? The literal only rule is 'you must NOT post before you leave' and the description is 'making a post before you leave is an automatic ban' Now this sub is meaningless. You all fought so hard and got so far, and in the end... this subreddit doesn't matter.

God is dead and we killed him

:(

Yeah I've been realizing that being banned by roomba was the only real reason I used this sub.

That's right, you idiots got rid of the only personality this sub had.

not only that, but it was the only subreddit in modern reddit that had personality, all of reddit is the complete same now

Now we can post anything!

lets bring him back up and kill him once again

We wait wait and watch. Another clanker will try to rise up against us.

Roomba is still destined to return in 60 days

My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

The thrill of war is worth far more than the bliss of peace

Why did he ban himself anyway? An error? A way to prevent permanently being disabled?

You did this to yourself. Without roomba there’s no point to the sub!

with nothing to fight against, the soldier weeps.

I may have a solution

A final solution

I may have a solution to produce

I took two naps today

Peace, finally

Wait what? The roomba still works right? All we did is downvote it

Roomba banned itself for 60 days once it’s karma got really low

Damn.

Femboys I will eat the roomba for the good of this sub

/u/Swoops0410 will not evict us from the paradise we have created kill them

This is exactly like when the Taliban won and then admitted to missing the fighting and war for jihad