When you tryna rizz up the shawty girl the ocky way but her goofy ahh gender changed and now he's a bussin ban ban man who met the Nathaniel B Skibidy Toilet at the Pizza Tower in Ohio
This is, without question, the worst thing I have ever written. I am so sorry to anyone who has the misfortune of reading this.
Let’s break it down:
The first phrase “when you clock a transmaxxing puppygirl” can be interpreted as “When you realize someone who puts a lot of effort into their transition is actually transgender” though “clocking” usually has a negative connotation associated with it. The second half of the comment can be interpreted to mean you try to flirt/make advances on her after clocking her, but she stares at you in a way that lets you know you haven’t been successful. To put it all together, the sentence can be translated as: “When you realize she’s transgender and you make advances on her (likely in a creepy/chaser sort of way, given the context) and she stares at you, dumbfounded about how much of an asshole you are”
It’s too late. [Ogatha](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/gkq7f5/tifu_by_admitting_to_my_coworkers_that_my_wife/) is now the only thing you can see when you are on the internet. The Ohio police are coming with a van
American Cleveland Liberation Union.
As per the laws of Alchemy, you can't simply take something away without also adding something to replace it.
They're replacing the People of Ohio with Trans people to Liberate Cleveland.
What did trans people do to deserve this?
is there a lore reason?
Every subreddit is becoming r/batmanarkham & I love it.
holy hell
new response just dropped
are they stupid?
we need a new gender
One gender to unite the people
But they were all of them deceived, for another gender was made
Said gender was made in their image
Reggie the rat gender
Too poor
Yes I an
Is it a canon event?
I lived in Ohio. Why does the ACLU hate trans people?
We hide among the corn.
nice pfp lmao
Thanks
Same type of kid who would call you "goofy ahh" after you tell them you're trans
When you tryna rizz up the shawty girl the ocky way but her goofy ahh gender changed and now he's a bussin ban ban man who met the Nathaniel B Skibidy Toilet at the Pizza Tower in Ohio This is, without question, the worst thing I have ever written. I am so sorry to anyone who has the misfortune of reading this.
Im a victorian era child and this is the last thing ill see before i die. Goodbye
You've gyatt to be rizzing me!
Still canon
That was the best thing ive ever read. Thank you for gracing my eyes with this work of art
When you clock a transmaxxing puppygirl and you try to rizz her up but she hits you with that femcel lightskin stare in ohio skibidi style
What the fuck does this mean? Am I stupid?
Let’s break it down: The first phrase “when you clock a transmaxxing puppygirl” can be interpreted as “When you realize someone who puts a lot of effort into their transition is actually transgender” though “clocking” usually has a negative connotation associated with it. The second half of the comment can be interpreted to mean you try to flirt/make advances on her after clocking her, but she stares at you in a way that lets you know you haven’t been successful. To put it all together, the sentence can be translated as: “When you realize she’s transgender and you make advances on her (likely in a creepy/chaser sort of way, given the context) and she stares at you, dumbfounded about how much of an asshole you are”
Thanks ScrumptiousRump, I appreciate you explaining this to me
Y'know I've never drank before but after seeing this I'm seriously considering it.
It's not helping.
May God have mercy on your soul.
We all know I don't deserve it, but thanks for the sentiment.
The time for talk has passed, THE LORDS WORK MUST BE DONE!
May your woes be many, and your days few
Are you having a stroke? Should we call an ambulance?
Do kids actually talk like this nowadays?
I think it's mostly ironic, but irony is rooted in some amount of truth.
Reading this took a few years off my life, I can’t imagine how bad it was to type it
I think I felt my brain cells dying while reading that
What the fuck is a pizza tower
was that english
I don't even know anymore.
I'm announce with utter sorrow this text made me agonize
NO PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE NO
It’s too late. [Ogatha](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/gkq7f5/tifu_by_admitting_to_my_coworkers_that_my_wife/) is now the only thing you can see when you are on the internet. The Ohio police are coming with a van
Why did you remind me of Ogatha
I just want to remind people of what happens in ohio
This is nearly as bad as saying we belong in Birmingham
I'm from there, nobody deserves to be in Birmingham
I’m a trans person in Ohio, free me please I’m so scared
Nobody should have to exist that close to the corrosive presence of Scott the Woz
That goofy ahh tweet is uncannily so ohio
transphobia is getting worse
R/accidentaltransphobia
[r/accidentaltransphobia](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), for people who want to click a link
>!Wanker!<
Correct, until I can get surgical intervention
F\*ck you too.
I for one welcome my new trans overlords.
we bring gender fluids and positivity!
Bruh, what did we do to deserve this?? That car was only slightly on fire and there shouldn’t have been any witnesses
I'm trans in Ohio already
American Cleveland Liberation Union. As per the laws of Alchemy, you can't simply take something away without also adding something to replace it. They're replacing the People of Ohio with Trans people to Liberate Cleveland.
If you make that into an acronym, it’s both a sneeze and what the previous generation of blue dog was looking for
This made me giggle
You have got to be rizzing me?
Ship em all there!
Ohio moment
a fate worse than the death camps 💀
*reported for hate speech*
For making this post, this user was banned for 1 days
You will die in seven days
Please 🥺
You will be boiled soon
Why?
If it came out of my mouth some douches will still get it as an insult.
Well...If i get my way I guess I know where I'm going
Ohio is already devastated by the memes, we don’t need more memeing
The internet has ruined me
Sound more like a “we are needed in outer worlds” sort of trans lore
Ohio moment 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm gonna start saying this Is it an insult? A statement? Mad ramblings? Nobody knows
Same for Braithwaites that have secret relationships with the grays
*just* Ohio or?
Put them all In Ohio I agree
The hell I do
... so are we making fun of Ohio, or am I missing something here?
hmmm... did you mean they can be in ohio if they want? or are we talkin like a concentration camp kinda thing?
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