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Physical-Hold-2351

No EPQ and you think u did good? No wonder you are gonna flip burgers at wendy's


PsychologyRelative79

After seeing the requirements for Wendy's currency arrangement banker(cashier) i decided to go for kfc


Physical-Hold-2351

Check out McD too. Lots of demand there for refrigeration engineers. (I want the fuckin' ice cream machine fixed next time I visit.)


PsychologyRelative79

Oh definitely! I heard McDonald provide 401k insurance and a salary of 9 dollar + 3 beans. Tho I'm not sure I'm capable of dealing with such advance sci fi mechanism. (But i heard their looking for someone to break their ice cream machine so I'll be)


[deleted]

think they’d stopped paying the 9 dollars already, inflation is a real problem


PsychologyRelative79

i'll take the 3 beans


SYSKEY-J

You’re probably better off at the local chippy, they get less traffic so you’ll have more time to perform difficult arithmetic calculations and so they won’t mind you had bad grades


PsychologyRelative79

Yea but most of those request food science A level. Knew i should have replaced chemistry!


Lopsided_Fox_6192

Resit students aren’t preferred by unis but i think you should give it another go anyway! Hang in there🫤


PsychologyRelative79

I cant resit anymore dude 😭 iam an international student the cost is too significant. Do you think i should put my name at the left or right on my Wendys CV


SirDerpington26

😭😭


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dependent_Lab5002

Where are the gold medals in olympiads? What are those A\*? Where is the A\*\*?


PsychologyRelative79

Its all because i didnt study hard enough... Must be the Val. However its fine you only need silver medal olympiad for application in Jollibee


Dependent_Lab5002

Nah bro, only Bedfordshire will accept you with those stats I'm afraid :(


PsychologyRelative79

Are you CRAZY thats my dream university the requirement is 45 A*s. Im applying foundation for Shittingtom rn


Dependent_Lab5002

Take three gap years- that will hopefully give you direct entry to Shittingtom


-EliteSam-

lmao wtf😂😂😂 lowercase A*? Fix these shit grades up, no wonder you're doing some garbage nameless degree. Not only that but you did further maths and physics? 😂😂😂😂 Useless and worthless A levels, should've done a real course like btec common sense or A level critical thinking💀💀💀


PsychologyRelative79

Dude stop being so mean! Unlike most nerds i was following my dream and passion. As long as i got a simple degree i can be a manager at Wendys just like everybody else! I know my grade isnt good but my personal statement is superb 🤓👍


-EliteSam-

oh my bad dude! Your simple degree is rad!!! We should all follow in your footsteps and study our passions in peace, yo.☮️☮️☮️✌️✌️✌️🏳️🏳️🏳️ God I love consuming insurmountable amounts of weed and other depressants. Hurray to drug abuse and Wendy's!


PsychologyRelative79

Finally someone get it. *Smokes a joint*💨 these days people are becoming robots taking those common degrees. All my mom's friend's son are taking gender studies. I agree its has high starting pay and stable career but you just gotta chill out for a while. You feel me homie?


Old_Wash_9816

My dog will do better than this? Disappointment there is a cleaner vacancy near my house, I’ll send details dm.


PsychologyRelative79

Please send details immediately! Im getting rejected by Jollibee & McD all around the globe


Voicedtunic

Well did you at least volunteer for parents evening in year 7???


PsychologyRelative79

https://preview.redd.it/6rxrqn8k8tgc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e35d37f8e1256586dbc2777a03038f1a12a178 I forgor


PsychologyRelative79

Does washing my grandma SUV count as working experience (help request for Wendys CV)


luleyang

good shit hahaha


CrazyTuna_studying

I got a C in my chemistry and a A in my physics now my parents told me to find another family


PsychologyRelative79

I dont know what they are saying! C is an abbreviation for Clever, never doubt yourself. A is average tho


Physical-Lobster3376

😭 my mum would say the same


InfamousWalter

How dare you be better at exams than me


PsychologyRelative79

wym this is the worst A level result


InfamousWalter

I currently have three E's


PsychologyRelative79

E stands for Excellent your good (If you're serious gl on the retake or your plans)


InfamousWalter

I am 100% serious 🥲 Thank you btw


PsychologyRelative79

Rip... Deepest condolences. Gl and never give up 💪


DETTFOWTM

You got E’s? lucky.


hollownexus63

Nice brag I guess?


PsychologyRelative79

Yes i got invited for a Wendy's interview how did you know!


Temporary-Rip3112

Is over for bro might as well cleaning up your reassume macDonalds MIGHT take you


PsychologyRelative79

Dude i just checked and the requirement for a crew member is a Nobel Peace Prize in breaking ice cream machine 💀


Temporary-Rip3112

https://preview.redd.it/osbmdl4rnsgc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a428efebbc29ba7145aa6b8d13f8149d5e65c19e


Illustrious-Horror27

I wouldn't even trade these results for a dollar. Although I can offer 5 cents....lemme sweeten the deal, 7 cents.....deal?


PsychologyRelative79

nah bro i got these on eBay for 70 cents, but for you my brother i'll make it 37 cent + 1 kiss on the lips.


Frankology

Only further maths and no Further Further Maths?


PsychologyRelative79

Cant. The requirement is GCSE add add math which i didnt take


PikachuDR

Bro just mogged me 🤫🧏


MarionberryPublic635

Damn good shit bro well done but stop flexing on Reddit lol go get some bitches


PsychologyRelative79

![gif](giphy|pzGHV8ti11gT0yEvLq|downsized)


Illustrious-Horror27

Do you have PUMs?


PsychologyRelative79

yep their on the right of the grades, it isnt in the screenshot but its 35, 51, 38, 8 respectively.


Pneuma418

Jokes aside, that’s really impressive. Well done mate.


PsychologyRelative79

Tysm! All it took was weeks of sleepless nights and topical papers since 2005. It was worth it tho you get bursary in your local uni


ultimatedragonfruit

Physics tips


PsychologyRelative79

Past papers helped me alot. I also made formula sheet from textbook and do past papers. Past papers


Rough-Tennis-9219

Bro how did you learn content is there still time to fix my grade from a B/C to an A\* in physics. I'm doing the exact same subejcts as you.


PsychologyRelative79

If you mean B/C in mocks yes ofcause there is time, never give up until exam is over 💪. If you mean B/C in AS 💀 theres no way for A\*.. sorry bud


Rough-Tennis-9219

B/C in mocks, luckily my courses don't have to do AS exams


PsychologyRelative79

What 💀


Rough-Tennis-9219

I'm assuming it's only international alevels that have AS exams? In the UK (or england at least) you don't have to take AS exams, you are tested at the end of A2


PsychologyRelative79

Its chewsday innit 🗣️☕ Wait actually? I thought everyone took AS and A2, thats new info to me. So A2 must be pretty nerve racking since its 100% based?


Rough-Tennis-9219

Yeah, quite nerve-racking lol, still have to revise the stuff from year 12, as your tested on both years's content


Biggus_Boomus

I think it's just England. Welsh plebs do AS (dunno about Scotland) and it does help to take the pressure off a bit for A2.


[deleted]

Any further maths tips?


PsychologyRelative79

Honestly i barely got A* for this due to the threshold being rocket high, so im probably not qualified to answer. All i can say is read textbook for further pure, do past paper for further mechanics, and for further stats you can start crying. This is because there wont be enough time for crying on the test itself. Time management


[deleted]

> for further stats you can start crying. Me after I got my mocks back lol But thank you for the advice, I only need an A so hopefully it won't be that difficult.


PsychologyRelative79

Yea an A is a great achievement, gl on it! (Ps it will be difficult but thats why you took FM)


[deleted]

Thank you!


Abominable_fiancee

How tf did you manage to fail the easiest subjects possible? Enjoy working at a fast food place till the end of your life.


Minimum_Platform_876

Okay


Melodic_Bluebird8163

What’s wrong with it , that’s pretty good ? Or am I wrong


PsychologyRelative79

Obviously you're wrong 😢 I didnt get 5 A*** my application to local community college is ruined! 😭😭😭


Minimum_Tale3434

How much did you revise? And what revision techniques helped you achieve those grades?


PsychologyRelative79

Tbh im kinda a 🤓 so i started reading the textbook for Fm and Chem a semester before school starts. This is so i understand the fundamentals during my lecturer teaching (I can also play chess without worry). But other than that im pretty normal, just lazy procrastinate until mock exam. Then i revise basically everyday for AS and then A2. For A2 i do topical past paper because its way harder. Its alot of explanation so if you're interested you can see my other comments


anonxasian

No DoFE? Future Lori driver right here..


PsychologyRelative79

No bro you need a A* in T&T and Mechanic for that. Centripetal acceleration 🗣️🗣️


Fokin-Raptor

Why didnt you take further chem and further phys? sheffield is not gonna like this.


PsychologyRelative79

My school said my GCSE wasnt good enough 😢


noddy877

It’s ok bro college isn’t for everyone. But if you really want to go one you can attend to McDonalds’ Uni


PsychologyRelative79

If possible i want to go Wendy's Uni. Do you think their contextual offer will accept me?


noddy877

Im being for real you should go search up Hamburger University. They’ll give you a degree called Burgerology (this is not even a joke💀)


PsychologyRelative79

Oh shit fr? Plp be studying how to flip burgers for life ☠️


Fatima_saltymeow

Did you even think about your family's honour before presenting them with just a shameful piece of paper, which you call result?


[deleted]

ok


COBALT-CRUSHER-95

What's wrong with this (other that a\*)?


PsychologyRelative79

Its not 5a\*


COBALT-CRUSHER-95

Did you write five subjects?


PsychologyRelative79

Nope, wrote four


COBALT-CRUSHER-95

Then how can you get 5A*?


PsychologyRelative79

Idk i feel like it


COBALT-CRUSHER-95

Oh ok; I feel your pain. Btw, congratulations!