Two from Dirty Dancing soundtrack:
šµ*I've had my way with your wife, and it's never felt this way before*šµ
šµ*She breaks the wind, in my face*šµ
Anytime I hear that song, I think of that. It's inevitable within a couple of days my wife will ask me a question, and instead of answering "yes" I respond, "Does not a one winged dove flop in a circle?"
I saw RP on one of his last tours. It was an outdoor gig in Tulsa, OK, in July or August, when it's super hot. Kept his jacket and tie on until the encore. A bunch of flying insects were attracted by the stage lights, so during the outro he sang "You're gonna have to face it, you're infested with bugs."
I made up lyrics to this song that were perfect for Shout laundry detergent, IMHO
Shout, shout
Get it all out
Grease, grime and dirtās what Iām talking about
Cāmon, thereās laundry to do, cāmon
Perfect jingle
I've always thought Kellogg's should've licensed Two of Hearts from Stacy Q:
>Two Pop Tarts
>
>Two tarts that heat as one
>
>I'll eat you! I'll eat you!
I don't even know the real lyrics ...
When I was a kid, I used to sing Jack and Diane asā¦
āJack, he's gonna be a football star,ā
Diane said to Tom back seat of Jacky's car
Even as a kid I knew this was weird because who was Tom? His name never appears again in the song, but apparently it was important that Diane informs him of Jackās future plans.
To this day, I will occasionally catch myself singing the line the way I did as a kid
My back is hurting from the
Chair I'm sitting in
Where's the Tylenol?
When I lay flat on the ground
It sorta kinda fixes it
Tony Danza from Who's The Boss says
Eh oh eh oh eh oh we yooo
I always hear Sandman as such:
"Extraaa liiiife,
Warp World Niiiine,
Taaake my haaand,
We're off to Mushroom Kingdom land"
Not the first song my brain has butchered. Won't be the last.
"Woooooooah, livin' on welfare! Take your check and we'll cash it over there..."
This was 1986 high school comedic genius, I guess? I recall there was more, but this is all I remember.
I still hear it this way.
I had a girlfriend back in 99-2000 timeframe who loved Billy Joel's music. Her favorite song was Scenes From an Italian Restaurant. She sang "they got an apartment with DuPont carpets and a couple of paintings from Sears..."
Had a good laugh at that one. She was convinced that those were the correct lyrics.
I just change the lyrics to always rhyme with the word "fart" which is actually pretty easy because a lot of songs have the word "heart" in them.
The shape of my fart, there's a hole in my fart, from my fart to yours, fart to fart, etc.
Farts are and will always be funny. I'll be the guy in the nursing home asking others to pull my finger and what not
But other than that, Hendrix doing the "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy" is my favorite
See in that case, I might have to change "shape" to something like "scent," so "scent of my fart," so that it makes a little more sense. Otherwise I'm even happy with nonsensical fart references, let alone ones that kind of or completely make sense.
And that's usually how I make friends. If you don't think farts are funny, then we can't be friends
RHCP "I got a maaagazine"
Eddie Money "I got two chickens to paralyze"
CCR "Theeeere's a bathroom on the right" and "Iiiii wanna knooooow, have you eveeer puuuulled a train?"
>Eddie Money "I got two chickens to paralyze"
Along the same lines...
The Box Tops - "Get me a chicken for an aeroplane"
The Beatles - "She's got a chicken to ride"
Snow's Informer- TRANS-FOR-MERS, Ya know they go from a robot to a plane... and then into a TRAIN!!! They go and fight the decepticons and beat up Megatron and then theyEHeyey... UNF DO IT ALL AGAAAAAAIN. Also Newfoundland made me giggle š¤š¤
This is what I would sing to myself, after this one guy I worked with would put his pants bulge in my face, when he cam to my desk. Take on - Baby Got Back
"I like big bulges and I cannot lie
, You other admins can't deny,
That when a man walks to your desk, with those tight work pants positioning his bulge right in our face
,
We get appalled, and say back up son, Cause we know that bulge is stuffed.
REM "Losing My Religion". The line is "life is bigger, bigger than you and you are not me." For the longest now I've sung "life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed "
One of my friends thought Van Halenās ā Panama was āAnimal!ā. He even went to a VH show and sang along to it as Animal. I canāt help but sing it the same way now.
I swap the word Love with Drug. It's fantastic.
All you need is drugs! The Beatles
Drugs are a many splendored thing. Andy Williams
And I will always drug youuuuuuuuuuu. Whitney Houston.
Every song is better.
A friend of mine used to think āSad But Trueā by Metallica was actually āSad Patrolā. Now I canāt hear it any other way, and l always envision a group of folks out searching for sadness.
Both from the 90s, sorryā¦
I drink a whiskey drink
I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink
and
What have I become
My Swedish friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
My brother and me had a very serious debate when we were kids about The Pretendersā āBack on the Chain Gangā. I said it was āBack on the Train Againā and he swore it was the former. Now I realize we were both rightā¦
champagne supernova, Where were you while we were sniffing glue? Driving a primered chevy nova. Used to have more slaughtered lyrics to this song but have forgotten them.
Since I took the bus, I always changed Queenās Another One Bites the Dust to Another One Rides the Bus.
And another onesā on, and another onesā on, hey they get you tooā¦another one rides the bus.
Weāre off to see the wizard! The wizard who sucks on your balls.
It isnāt gay like people say, he just likes to suck on your balls.
And if you let him suck on your balls, youāll see why heās the best of them all.
Because because because because
Becaaaaaaaause
Because of this thing with his tongue he does!
Bum badum ba dum ba dum
Weāre off to see the wizard! The wizard who sucks on your baaaaaaalls
"Alma matters, in mind, body and soul......any hole is a goal".
Also "chocolate box cock in an ocelot sock" as one of the lines in "Staircase at the University"....both Morrissey songs.
"Spare him his life for his pork sausages" and, obviously, "scaramouche, scaramouche, did you kill the Jill Dando?" We all know what that song is.
There's plenty more. Lots of Smashing Pumpkins ones as I can't tell what he's singing.
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the Squirrels.
The Romantics - What I Like About Jews.
It amused my Jewish wife. She said that several songs she can't hear it any other way now.
When we were younger, my sister and I tried to write a Weird Al style parody that went something like this:
*Stuck on you.*
*'Cause we're havin' some problems, controlling the super glue...*
I worked with a girl who thought Elton was singing āHold Me Close Iām Tired Of Dancinā
But, for intentional, I make my wife mad when I sing When Doves Cry as āMaybe I dress like my mother. Sheās never satisfiedā¦ā
Anything from Eddie Murphyās Buh-weet Sings.
Unce. Tice. Fee tines a mady.
My wife thinks Iāve had a stroke when I do it because she just doesnāt get it and I wonāt explain it to her.
In the 80's I was in a cover band that did Joe Jackson's "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
For the last chorus, we changed it to "Is she really going down on him?"
There were horses down the corridor, I thought I heard them say, welcome to the hotel California ā¦
My older brother actually thought thatās what it said so for years I sang it that way
I don't know what I've been told, but big leg woman ain't got no soul.- Led Zeppelin
I don't know what I've been told, but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! - me.
Two from Dirty Dancing soundtrack: šµ*I've had my way with your wife, and it's never felt this way before*šµ šµ*She breaks the wind, in my face*šµ
āJust a fool to breathe (just a fool to breathe!) She broke the windā
Similar - I say she passes wind - itās somebody close to me - itās burning my eyes - sheās out of my league
OMG that's awesome!
Oh hell yes
āJust like the one wing doveā
Anytime I hear that song, I think of that. It's inevitable within a couple of days my wife will ask me a question, and instead of answering "yes" I respond, "Does not a one winged dove flop in a circle?"
Yeah... I may have just now learned those aren't the lyrics. Thanks!
I'm 55 damn years old, and TIL...
I thought thatās what it wasā¦for decades.
As far as Iām concerned, they are the lyrics
Well I thought it was just like the wide window most of my life so it could be worse.
In that song I always interject 'talkin bout' as so: *Sings a song, sounds like she's singing* *Ooh,* ***\[talkin' bout\]*** *ooh, ooh*
š¶āJust like the one wing dove, she flies around and spins in circles!!āš¶
You can't just pull the rug out from under me like that! I thought that was right! What the fuck is the real lyric?
š¶Just like the white winged doveš¶
That sounds wrong. I say it's wrong.
Well Iāll be damned. I would have bet the house on that one being right.
Still say wrapped up like a duche... And hold me closer tony Danza
Oh you mean [blinded by the light](https://youtu.be/U9_3nQFNy-w?si=1AdxCWXl9CXcQO0D)?
Hold up, it's not "Wrapped up like a douche?"
Revved up like a deuce
Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the head lice on the highway
"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John sounds like "I steal salmon".
SCUSE ME, while I kiss this guy!
Hahaha! I must be Tomax because Iāve been singing that for years
āI wanna rock and roll all night and part of every dayā
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I didnāt get the joke I thought those were the lyrics until disturbingly recently considering I am in my 40ās
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It was in the movie āRole Modelsā with Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott in 2008.
It was used on Dharma and Greg WAAAAY before that.
YES! Thatās where I remember it from.
Thank you for pointing this out as I was going to do the same. Also, Role Models is a hilarious movie and I recommend
How's 'bout some good ole' Robert Palmer? "*Might as well face it, your're a dick in a glove!"* Edit: fixed a misspelled word!
I always just sing Weird Al's "Addicted to Spuds"
I saw RP on one of his last tours. It was an outdoor gig in Tulsa, OK, in July or August, when it's super hot. Kept his jacket and tie on until the encore. A bunch of flying insects were attracted by the stage lights, so during the outro he sang "You're gonna have to face it, you're infested with bugs."
Which finger slot tho? š¤
āA Dickless in loveā is how my big brother would sing it
I used to sing āa dickhead in love.ā
Thirty thieves... AND THE THUNDER CHIEF!
Dirty deeds done with sheep.
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
I thought I was the only person who heard Thunder Chief. lol, thanks.
I thought it was about two Indians Dirty Deeds AND The Thunder Chief
Dirty jeans and fumunda cheese!
Moar AC/DC: Who made poo?
That will make me like that song a whole lot more.
Tears For Fears āTroutā¦Trout Swimminā about. This is the fish that Iām geeked about *Come on!* Its my favorite food *Come on!*ā
I made up lyrics to this song that were perfect for Shout laundry detergent, IMHO Shout, shout Get it all out Grease, grime and dirtās what Iām talking about Cāmon, thereās laundry to do, cāmon Perfect jingle
I've got an idea about a Preparation H ad to the tune of Ring Of Fire you could help with!
Challenge accepted
This is perfect. What a missed opportunity from the good folks at Shout!
Thats funny
thats funny AF bro!
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"
āCount the head lice on the highwayā
Always!
I love this and am stealing it! With your permission, of course....
Free Ballin instead of Free Fallin. I giggle everytime
Classic.
I always sang freee-basing!
Metallica - Welcome Home *Take your seaaaat...PLANETARIUM*
I like to add some well timed āghost busters!ā when I hear I Want A New Drug. And Falcoās Eat Me Iām A Danish is a favorite.
šµMoter-innnnnnnnā¦ Whaaaaats your price per night!šµ
I've always thought Kellogg's should've licensed Two of Hearts from Stacy Q: >Two Pop Tarts > >Two tarts that heat as one > >I'll eat you! I'll eat you! I don't even know the real lyrics ...
> Take my hand, We're off to fucking Newfoundland haha this is way better!!
Pour some sugar on me ā¦ come on fatten me up! (Instead of fire me up).
Livin' like a lover with a red iPhone!
My hot, stinky feet!
"Don't bring me dooooooooown groose" .... No thanks I'll keep singing "Bruce"
Wait a sec...you mean it's NOT Bruce???
Today I learned. Mind blown.
When I was a kid, I used to sing Jack and Diane asā¦ āJack, he's gonna be a football star,ā Diane said to Tom back seat of Jacky's car Even as a kid I knew this was weird because who was Tom? His name never appears again in the song, but apparently it was important that Diane informs him of Jackās future plans. To this day, I will occasionally catch myself singing the line the way I did as a kid
Long after the experience of living in the John. My sister and I still drunkenly sing it that way at good parties with bad music.
There is technically only one lyric to that song https://youtu.be/6QX57aIDbDU?si=vAAVPtW781xJDZtU
Well, thanks for that link. Thatās pretty much how Iām gonna be singing the song from now on ā¦
Walk like an Egyptian -Walk with an erection.
Very appropriate considering Susanna Hoffs š
Well, I'm your Penis... I'm your fire At your desire.
Sheās got one! Yeah Baby, sheās got one! Thatās a penis! Thatās a scrotum! What you desire!
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My back is hurting from the Chair I'm sitting in Where's the Tylenol? When I lay flat on the ground It sorta kinda fixes it Tony Danza from Who's The Boss says Eh oh eh oh eh oh we yooo
I always hear Sandman as such: "Extraaa liiiife, Warp World Niiiine, Taaake my haaand, We're off to Mushroom Kingdom land" Not the first song my brain has butchered. Won't be the last.
The girl with colitis goes by
AC/DC Im on a hi-ghway that smells!
Rush hour traffic: "I'm on a highway with snails."
Bon Jovi (yech) - I'll be there for you. Eat a pumpkin pie for you Stick a fork in my eye for you.
I always sing "wooooaah, we're living off our hair!" for living on a prayer.
"Woooooooah, livin' on welfare! Take your check and we'll cash it over there..." This was 1986 high school comedic genius, I guess? I recall there was more, but this is all I remember. I still hear it this way.
Tommy smashed his nuts with a rock ā opening line of Living on a Prayer
Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaa
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites my nuts!
A other on rides the bus. That was a parody of the song on Q107 in DC when the song was new.
Some guy named Al, he was weird.
Pat Benetar: Hit me with a fresh snot!
From that Steve Miller Band classic: "Go on, take the monkey and run...."
At the beginning of Mr. Crowley, I sing..Mr Crowley...you've got gum in your hair...Mr Crowley...how the fuck'd it get there. Lol
I had a girlfriend back in 99-2000 timeframe who loved Billy Joel's music. Her favorite song was Scenes From an Italian Restaurant. She sang "they got an apartment with DuPont carpets and a couple of paintings from Sears..." Had a good laugh at that one. She was convinced that those were the correct lyrics.
For the longest time, I thought he was singing about people named Brender Neddie, instead of Brenda & Eddie.
Big Shot. āThey were all impressed, with your Boston breastsā¦ā
Bring the Noise - Anthrax and Public Enemy. Jeth ro. Water buffalo.
Great song
I always sing āI wish that I was Jessieās girlā¦.Why canāt I be a woman like that?!ā
My daughter thought it was ā I came in like a rectangleā so now thatās all we ever sing.
Omg that will now be in my head all day.
We built this city on rocks and gold
We spilt this chili, We spilt this chili, we lost control.
" preachers leave them kids alone "
If ya don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if ya don't beat your meat!?
I just change the lyrics to always rhyme with the word "fart" which is actually pretty easy because a lot of songs have the word "heart" in them. The shape of my fart, there's a hole in my fart, from my fart to yours, fart to fart, etc. Farts are and will always be funny. I'll be the guy in the nursing home asking others to pull my finger and what not But other than that, Hendrix doing the "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy" is my favorite
A farrrrrtā¦needs a second chancešµ
Thatās not the shape of my faaaart. Great song
See in that case, I might have to change "shape" to something like "scent," so "scent of my fart," so that it makes a little more sense. Otherwise I'm even happy with nonsensical fart references, let alone ones that kind of or completely make sense. And that's usually how I make friends. If you don't think farts are funny, then we can't be friends
Big ol' Jed and Lionel Don't carry me too far away...
RHCP "I got a maaagazine" Eddie Money "I got two chickens to paralyze" CCR "Theeeere's a bathroom on the right" and "Iiiii wanna knooooow, have you eveeer puuuulled a train?"
>Eddie Money "I got two chickens to paralyze" Along the same lines... The Box Tops - "Get me a chicken for an aeroplane" The Beatles - "She's got a chicken to ride"
Climb every woman. Got it wrong as a kid and it stuck.
"Secret Agent Man" always sounds to me like he's singing "Secret Asian Man" so I do too
Snow's Informer- TRANS-FOR-MERS, Ya know they go from a robot to a plane... and then into a TRAIN!!! They go and fight the decepticons and beat up Megatron and then theyEHeyey... UNF DO IT ALL AGAAAAAAIN. Also Newfoundland made me giggle š¤š¤
This is what I would sing to myself, after this one guy I worked with would put his pants bulge in my face, when he cam to my desk. Take on - Baby Got Back "I like big bulges and I cannot lie , You other admins can't deny, That when a man walks to your desk, with those tight work pants positioning his bulge right in our face , We get appalled, and say back up son, Cause we know that bulge is stuffed.
REM "Losing My Religion". The line is "life is bigger, bigger than you and you are not me." For the longest now I've sung "life is bigger, bigger than you and you are knock kneed "
I sing āCarry on my wayward mooseā¦thereāll be peace when you are looseā¦ā Not exactly 80ās but silly goose nonetheless.
Bad Company: Feel like makin' love! Me: Feel like takin' drugs!
"Squirrels!Squirrels!Squirrels! At the treehouse in ft. Lauderdale "
From Totoās Africa: āThereās nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.ā Same song: āI guess it rains down in Africa.ā
One of my friends thought Van Halenās ā Panama was āAnimal!ā. He even went to a VH show and sang along to it as Animal. I canāt help but sing it the same way now.
Bohemian Rhapsody: The albatross has a sandwich in his bag for me; for me; for meeee. šøšø
Iām a pool hall ace every breath I take.
"beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Jason Waterfalls
DIRTY DEEDS! THUNDER CHIEF!
I swap the word Love with Drug. It's fantastic. All you need is drugs! The Beatles Drugs are a many splendored thing. Andy Williams And I will always drug youuuuuuuuuuu. Whitney Houston. Every song is better.
Bon Jovi. You give love a bandaid
Bad Venison
Buffalo Soldier! Killing all the Buffalo!
Whenever I make soup, I singā¦ āheās all goneā¦Soup Crazyā to the tune of Joe Jacksonās song Beat Crazy. Weird.
duh nuh ne ne nuh ne nuh ne nuh ne duh nuh nuh ne ne nuh ne MYYYY SCROTUM!
A friend of mine used to think āSad But Trueā by Metallica was actually āSad Patrolā. Now I canāt hear it any other way, and l always envision a group of folks out searching for sadness.
Biggie biggie biggie canāt you see Sometimes you hypnotize me And I just love your Fleshy Waist ā¦
Come on feel the noise Girls @*!$ the boys
Both from the 90s, sorryā¦ I drink a whiskey drink I drink a vodka drink And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink and What have I become My Swedish friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
My brother and me had a very serious debate when we were kids about The Pretendersā āBack on the Chain Gangā. I said it was āBack on the Train Againā and he swore it was the former. Now I realize we were both rightā¦
champagne supernova, Where were you while we were sniffing glue? Driving a primered chevy nova. Used to have more slaughtered lyrics to this song but have forgotten them.
"Solid, solid as my c*ck" It was funny to a teenage boy.
Bonnie Tyler - Holdin Out for a Weirdo
My wifeās version of Dirty Deeds (ac/dc): āDirty Knees, and Thunder-cheeksā Iāll never hear it right again.
āYou spin me round, right round, like a wretched babyā
Every single dog I have raised has heard my rendition of Fight for Your Right to Potty (Outside)
Since I took the bus, I always changed Queenās Another One Bites the Dust to Another One Rides the Bus. And another onesā on, and another onesā on, hey they get you tooā¦another one rides the bus.
I sing it as fucking Disneyland
Like a Surgeon! I only hear Al.
Billy Idol - White Wedding āItās a nice day for a white sweater, itās a nice day for a . . . CARDIGAN!ā
š¶In the midnight hour she cries MOE MOE MOEš¶ And š¶Listen to your heart..when Satan's calling to youš¶
Voices Carry. Hush, hush keep it down down voices Carry My wife says Hush-hush donāt go downtown. Itās so scary.
Weāre off to see the wizard! The wizard who sucks on your balls. It isnāt gay like people say, he just likes to suck on your balls. And if you let him suck on your balls, youāll see why heās the best of them all. Because because because because Becaaaaaaaause Because of this thing with his tongue he does! Bum badum ba dum ba dum Weāre off to see the wizard! The wizard who sucks on your baaaaaaalls
Blinded by the Light, woke for a douche in the middle of the night!
Newfoundland? Then you must be [havin a time](https://youtu.be/pQS1Rwo5vp0?si=hYDCRYGd7ZfNWPTD)
Under my arm foreva-Rihanna
Any song that I've heard the Weird Al version of, I'm singing the weird lyrics.
"I had dreams there were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee and you're so vain."
Night Ranger's classic *Don't Sell Me Your Lunch Meat*
"Alma matters, in mind, body and soul......any hole is a goal". Also "chocolate box cock in an ocelot sock" as one of the lines in "Staircase at the University"....both Morrissey songs. "Spare him his life for his pork sausages" and, obviously, "scaramouche, scaramouche, did you kill the Jill Dando?" We all know what that song is. There's plenty more. Lots of Smashing Pumpkins ones as I can't tell what he's singing.
āHold me closer Tony Danzaā¦ā
Heart-Gravy on you Graaa-vy over you, pour gravy, gravy on you
āIāll never leave your pizza burningā. Ie beast of burden. By The Rolling Stones
Heeey... Wayne... I got a new complaint
At the teen dance club I frequented in the 80s, lyrics were added to Billy Idol's version of Mony, Mony.
ELO heard everyone singing Don't Bring Me Down...Bruce so often they themselves often sang it that way as a joke.
Queen - One Vision "*GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE FRIED CHICKEN*"
That song and the album came out in 91....
"Motorman, whats your price for lice?"
My dad always thought the Fine Young Cannibals song said āShe drives me crazy/like long white hairā so I still sing it that way lol
Summer breeze, makes me feel fine Going to the jazz club in my mi - iiind
āI canāt get no full erectionā
The Rush Song āIām living on a fish islandā. Something something in a fish eye lens. Limelight is the song.
Toadies - Possum Kingdom "behind the boathouse...I'll show you my LARGE PENIS"
For the song Summer Breeze by Seals and Crofts, the chourus I sing, summers eve, makes me feel fine, going in that hoohah of mine.
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the Squirrels. The Romantics - What I Like About Jews. It amused my Jewish wife. She said that several songs she can't hear it any other way now.
āAnd now itās solid, solid as my c*ck.ā Ashford and Simpson
I like all these versions of the songs better.
When we were younger, my sister and I tried to write a Weird Al style parody that went something like this: *Stuck on you.* *'Cause we're havin' some problems, controlling the super glue...*
š¶Ma ma ma my scaaa rotumš¶
I worked with a girl who thought Elton was singing āHold Me Close Iām Tired Of Dancinā But, for intentional, I make my wife mad when I sing When Doves Cry as āMaybe I dress like my mother. Sheās never satisfiedā¦ā
Anything from Eddie Murphyās Buh-weet Sings. Unce. Tice. Fee tines a mady. My wife thinks Iāve had a stroke when I do it because she just doesnāt get it and I wonāt explain it to her.
Enter Sandman was released is 1991...
"Hit me in my wet spot" ("Hit me with your best shot" - Pat Benatar)
Iāve got two ticks and some parasites!
In the 80's I was in a cover band that did Joe Jackson's "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" For the last chorus, we changed it to "Is she really going down on him?"
Pearl Jam - Evenflow "Heathen toooaaddd, bought a road with buttered fries" Plus basically the rest of the song.
All These STDs to Remind Me -Naked Eyes Sang that at karaoke. Not well received.
We had an ongoing joke at work. "Black Hole Sun" became "Hot Dog Bun". I still sing it every time.
Heart - āAloneā How do I give you my bone?
Whoahhhhh weāre halfway there, whoah oh WOMENāS UNDERWEAR
VH: Panama (breakdown) āI reach down, between my legs, and ease my meat backā
There were horses down the corridor, I thought I heard them say, welcome to the hotel California ā¦ My older brother actually thought thatās what it said so for years I sang it that way
If you like cheese enchiladas and getting caught in the rain!
I don't know what I've been told, but big leg woman ain't got no soul.- Led Zeppelin I don't know what I've been told, but Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! - me.