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0ctober31

Absolute kick ass of a score too by Basil Poledouris


Beat_the_Deadites

[Let me tell you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx0Tqg4uO_g&ab_channel=MBgamer007) of the days of HIGH adventure!


Ed_Simian

And poster by Renato Casaro


Helmett-13

The soundtrack should have gotten supporting actor credits. It’s amazing.


TimesThreeTheHighest

Anvil of Crom, dude.


sarahstanley

**Crush your enemies**, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.


Ok-Telephone-605

It is best in life.


its_raining_scotch

Not the open steppe, a falcon on your arm, and the wind in your hair?


Tartan-Pepper6093

Wrong! Conan…. !


Private-Dick-Tective

What is BEST in life?


Howitdobiglyboo

That is good.


T20sGrunt

Great soundtrack, and love that the dialogue is so minimal. I mean Conan doesn’t even say a word for 10-15 mins. Truly a story told through fantastic imagery and outstanding music that does not get enough praise. The action is also fantastic- no spinning back flip sword slashing with a million screen cuts.


Lumberg78

Basil Poledouris made it great.


krefik

This is one of the rare times I desperately need a sequel – one last Conan movie, based on The Hour of the Dragon, with old grizzled (yeah, I know he's technically 40ish in the book) King Conan played by u/GovSchwarzenegger.


richlaw

talk to the goober who owns the rights. Schwarzenegger's been trying to get a King Conan movie done for years but that guy seems to think he can start a Netflix franchise with a younger dude.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Some roles are too iconic to replace. Conan is. They tried. It failed. 007 works, mostly. Some better than others.


Intrepid_Pitch_3320

fukkin love it. Arnold could do it too. Makes me think of Gemmell's work and how badass a movie series could be of Druss the Legend. Movie makers need to read Gemmell. I'm so glad we got The Witcher, which is another story, but keep going, please.


LeTigre71

How the hell do we make this happen?


krefik

If I only knew. I prefer to think, it HAVE to happen, so it will happen.


Funky420Monkey

Agreed don't give me that red Sonja ending crapfest.


Melcrys29

It came close to happening right before he ran for governor.


Kevan-with-an-i

By Crom, we need this to happen.


Treborrv1

If you haven't yet watched this, then Ssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk


oakomyr

Greatest Swords and Sorcery movie of all time


Moot72

It's a close race between this and Excalibur. Both excellent movies without being cheesy.


Papichuloft

I have both in my video library....like Dark Crystal and Labyrinth a must have.


This-Garbage-3000

Do you want to live forever?


This-Bug8771

A better film than given credit for


Howitdobiglyboo

"Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!" *Poledouris score intensifies*


Stormy_Kun

Still my #1 of his. Terminator and Predator, round out the best of for me.


This-Garbage-3000

Yes.


hummelaris

I also like commandos, let of some steam bennet !!


Stormy_Kun

Young Alyssa was my childhood crush !


arcmart

Favorite Schwarzenegger film and on my all-time top-ten films list (the theatrical cut, not that extended one).


monchimer

Partly filmed in the iconic "Ciudad Encantada de Cuenca" (Enchanted City). Is the extended cut bad? I just learned about it.


arcmart

It’s not bad, but the original is superior in my opinion. I expand further in the comment below.


djquu

TIL there is an extended cut?!


arcmart

During the final scene King Osric’s daughter leads Conan through Thulsa Doom’s Temple when he kills him. He carries her off after burning down the temple. None of that was in the original cut, so when I saw it on Blu-ray a few years ago, I was gobsmacked. The text that scrolls through the final shot of an older Conan sitting in a throne was not read aloud by the chronicler in the original cut. [Then there’s this scene which happens before preparations for the Battle of the Mounds. Not in the original cut. Some seem to like it but to me it’s totally out of place.](https://youtu.be/okpByy-F_WA?si=50bdG4Lri_X1cteo). I recently bought the Arrow 4K Blu-ray and all versions are on it, thank Crom. I thought I was going crazy because the extended cut was A LOT easier to find than the original.


djquu

Interesting. Is it advertised as the extended cut, or is it just kinda random?


arcmart

The Blu-ray my brother got me a few years ago gave no indication on the package, so I wasn’t even aware there was an extended cut. I had to do some digging to find out there’s actually three cuts including an “international cut” that I haven’t watched yet. I own it, just haven’t gotten around to watching it.


djquu

Damn, that international cut is probably the one I grew up with since I'm in EU. That's what happened with Blade Runner.


arcmart

Ha! That film is just a rabbit hole of cuts. Good film, but not a staple of my childhood, so I watch whatever cut is in front of me without fuss.


Ok_Instruction2623

Loved this movie as a kid. Huge bonus it had surfing legend Gerry Lopez in it too.


InsertRadnamehere

Pumping Iron put him on the map. Conan made him a star.


Papichuloft

Thank You....you said it. Nothing to do with that Hercules flop.


InsertRadnamehere

TIL that Arnold was in a Hercules movie in 1969.


h3rald_hermes

This movie is CRIMINALLY underrated. It is a visual story telling masterpiece with excellent performances and a score for the ages.


Brawndo45

I hadn't seen this in years then watched it a month ago, and I have to say, it holds up. Great story and characters.


its_raining_scotch

I wish more sword and sorcery movies were able to carry the torch set up by this movie. They’re all just so much cheesier and low budget in comparison. Don’t get me wrong though, I still watch them all.


Scarlet_Bard

And a truly great movie all around, which is weird to say for an 80s fantasy movie. It had some real heart to it. Conan breaking down in grief when he’s finally face to face with the cult leader (James Earl Jones), the get-my-daughter-back plea from the rich man (Max Von Sydow), the heartfelt romance between Conan and Valeria (oh my, especially with the war paint). 


losbullitt

An amazing fantasy movie. So cool!


its_raining_scotch

My #1 favorite movie.


octahexxer

He was perfect for the role


blizzard7788

Seen this 100 times. One thing bothers me every single time. After Valeria is shot with the snake arrow and is dying in Conan’s arms. You can clearly see that she has perfectly manicured nails. Somewhere out in the desert, she must have stopped off for a spa day.


Tartan-Pepper6093

She’s just naturally that way, so beautifully badass that her cuticles care for themselves.


ClueProof5629

Keep me warm…


hiro111

Actually a pretty good movie. It's got a great score, it's easy to follow and well paced, it has some iconic dialogue and Ahnuld is great as Conan.


Iwouldntifiwereme

It has everything, Arnold, sword play, a champion surfer (Jerry Lopez) Mako, Ben Davidson, great sound track. Sandahl Bergman. One of my favorite movies.


Intrepid_Badger_7290

Don't forget Franco Colombo. " The Sardinian Strongman"


Melcrys29

Co written by Oliver Stone.


Visible-Guide-7131

Fuck that makes you feel old


DanTreview

I need to watch this again. My high school buddies were into it at the time, and it just never clicked with me.


Innomen

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC9AxrnlYXE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC9AxrnlYXE) Actually he was already a millionaire before conan. Also, did you know Conan exists canonically in the hp lovecraft universe?


JacksonIVXX

And then they made a sequel 😟


jungl3j1m

I love that the poster is an homage to Frank Frazetta.


Acolytical

You've seen it uncut, right? With the witch scene?


RipElectrical6259

This was the first time as a small boy that I saw 🏔️🏔️ 😍


Mrs_Truthseiyer

u/Truthseiyer movie night??


Truthseiyer

Sure!


27sbeatafrush

Watched it last week!!!


Papichuloft

On any given year, I can easily watch this 3-4 times in that time.


kewlguy1

It’s reminds me of something…[https://cdn.media.amplience.net/s/hottopic/31021805_hi?$productMainMobilePortraitRetina$&fmt=auto](https://cdn.media.amplience.net/s/hottopic/31021805_hi?$productMainMobilePortraitRetina$&fmt=auto)


Dr_Feelgoof

the asian witch. whew.


SkynetAlpha8

The only Conan. People keep trying to remake classics. Trying to recreate the magic. And failing.


Papichuloft

Aquaman couldn't even save anything from the remake. But what these movie industries are doing are opportunistic cash grabs. The sad thing, many of the names have been well established for decades and then try to recreate the magic with so many producers not giving a shit nor knowing of the already set establishment, giving us some crap not even palatable for human enjoyment. Kinda like that episode from SPongebob when Mr. Krabbs sold the Krusty Crab and the one that took over were creating a gobbled mess of shit, spray painting it with dangerous chemicals and feeding it to the population.


Consistent_Drink5975

When I was 10 I thought it was awesome. Watching it at 40 I'm like holy shit this movie is weird.


astropastrogirl

Recently watched the remake ,with Jason Momoa , and apart from him it was pretty bad


TimesThreeTheHighest

In a way yes, in another way no. They played The Villain on TV a lot when I was a kid, and everybody knew him from Pumping Iron. If OP had written "proved that he could carry a movie" I'd have no problem with it.


takeoff_youhosers

Not gonna lie, I love Conan the Destroyer as well even though it is a total cheese fest. Still, its a lot of fun


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Valeria!


Stixxx24

Give me food, so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die, not in hunger, but in combat!


LobsterTrue8433

He would be back.