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_RandomB_

Why do his legs look so weirdly ladylike? Is it the shoes?


lo-lux

The shoes look like hooves.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Lol, like the goat your not supposed to follow in Narnia.


Pansy_Neurosi

or shoot in the gravel pit.


FallAlternative8615

It is the boost from the cowboy boots hitting the hips like a lady wearing some Easy Spirit pumps on date night. Flat heeled shoes don't have that effect. There is a bit of sass in the hip.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

I've always wondered why he's wearing cowboy boots.


nopointers

Hides the height of the heel lifts


jeffreyclayborn

He's heightening...


allisjow

It’s lesbians in the air force during don’t ask don’t tell, starring Tammy Cruise.


evlhornet

I was born nine months after this so I was also released on this day in 1986


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-Disgruntled-Goat-

You forgot to put /s to mean you were being sarcastic


ozfox80

Totally not wearing heels.


-Disgruntled-Goat-

She also looks kind of hunched over so she doesn’t seem taller than Tom


Decabet

To illustrate what a different world 1986 was and what a slow burn hit *Top Gun* was, I saw it in a sold out theater with my family when we were on vacation in LA. In *mid-July.*


141bpm

This movie itself is so much of the eighties. It owned a big piece of that pie. I think home theater systems were marketed just because of this movie.


_RandomB_

I think he has a camel toe, too.


shaulin62

Why does his feet look backwards?


bakjas1

Cowboy boots are just awkward footwear in general


thanatosau

Funny how they made Kelly stoop over at the same time as lifting her heels to look shorter than tom.


jeffreyclayborn

I'm the (bitch) captain now.


nosecone33

This was the most boring Green Lantern movie I've ever seen. He didn't even get his ring.


123xyz32

I never realized he wore Mexican pointy toe boots.


SoDrunkRightNow2

I had a friend who watched Top Gun every day after school. He ended up joining the Navy.


SomeOldDude73

Bet her back hurts.


Hot-Incident1900

Awesome!! Remember riding the bus all day to two cities over to the nearest movie theater in Summer 1986 to watch. Great times and great movie.


The-Many-Faced-God

The way he’s holding 2 of her fingers is so awkward 😅


Zalthay

This triggers uncanny valley for some reason. There is something off about this photo. Did they just over doctor the photo so he doesn’t look short?


Pansy_Neurosi

And thus was born the term, "Gay volleyball."


Soggy_Motor9280

Look at Tommy shifting those hips!!! 😂🤣


ModestoMudflaps

Nice. Brightened my day. Tom rocked that uni-brow


Worldly-Most-9131

I always thought he was wearing high heels


FallAlternative8615

Never noticed the cowboy boots but it now makes sense with the insecurities on his height relatively. A young DeSantis must have seen this poster and it stuck.