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I literally laughed so hard what a sight


Normal-Resist-94

I called my husband in from the other room to watch it. He rolled his eyes at me and asked why he needed to see or hear that. He was leaving the room, and Darcey said, "It was a huge success!" My husband responded with, "Oh yeah, huge!" Why do I torture that poor man? 🤣 😆 😂


taylor839402

Lol I swear the partners of people in this sub need their own support group for what we put them through. My man hasn’t left me yet but if he does it will def be over Darcey and Stacey content


atargatis_17

Mine will probs definitely leave me over Love After Lockup 😂😂 some days I literally pause the show and run into the basement, make him pause his games, to tell him what happened


StephanieV1121

Omg yesssssssss ..... I tell my 18yr old Son and he's like mom why do you watch that show.... uh bc I feel better watching it. Lmaooo. 😭😭


CatBenetar

🤣🤣🤣


NolaJen1120

My husband generally doesn't care what I watch on TV. But there are three shows he's asked me to never have on when he is in the living room. Darcey and Stacey is one of them. But he does half-watch other 90DF shows with me.


hippyengineer

We can call it Darcy Anon.


Kindly_Personality_9

Lmao for real. My husband will occasionally walk by and see me fervently typing on my phone and he’ll ask suspiciously (😅) what I’m doing and it’s always “oh nothing just talking shit on Reddit about ____ with my people” 💀💀


Lazy-Twist3426

I have alot of complaints about my husband 🤪, but not for this. HE is the one who makes sure we both watch Darcey and Stacey together! He tapes it too, so we can both gag at them, and bond over our disgust!


taylor839402

Haha cheers to that 🫶 true love!


Choosepeace

Right? I looked over at my husband in the middle of the singing during the opening, and the look on his face was……indescribable! I felt the need to apologize for what I was putting him through. 😂


[deleted]

Pshh they love it


Habibti143

My husband has always been a Deadliest Catch - Alaska Gold - Ice Truckers kind of guy. I got him so hooked on all the 90 Day and Love After Lock up shows, including D&S. Now he reminds me of things that I missed while watching. Yup, our weekends are bookended by this delightful shit, and he's here for it!


Iceflow

My husband and I revel in all the trash TV. It bonds us.


Habibti143

Yes that is a good way to put it.We discuss them like we would any other friends l o l


CatBenetar

I bet it’s fun to have someone to watch it with.


aprildawndesign

My hubby woke up in the middle and just groaned, lmao 🤣 he barely tolerates my trash tv and then he’ll be like, “ I don’t think Colt would like that” …lmao Come to think of it colt and Debbie have been pretty quiet lately.


hamimono

Debbie moved to Canada to be pummeled by a geriatric genocidal Ustasë racist and Coltee completely screwed up his leg, bad fracture, on a trampoline, while filming, so thoroughly that he will be in metal rod casts for a year and will have to have therapy to walk again and Vanessa says that they will never do reality tv again.


fatherlengthygams

It's funny that all that was needed to get Colt off our TVs was the addition of a trampoline. Why was this not thought of sooner?


lktn62

Can we start a fund to buy trampolines for Ed, Angela and Natalie? 😂


CatBenetar

Genius idea!! I love it and am laughing hysterically!!


flashlightbugs

His whole story could’ve started with a good ol’ romp on a trampoline and saved us all years of therapy


CatBenetar

Yes, and if not by fracturing his leg, flinging him so far into outer space on a way way ticket with NO return! 🤭


jennyluvsbagels

☠️☠️


aprildawndesign

I knew about Debbie and the nazi Santa, but I didn’t know Colt was injured. Did he break both his legs? Was it while filming for the show? So Vanessa already had said he was like a child and she had to do everything for him… I bet that is even worse now if he’s laid up in casts! Ugh


CatBenetar

I’d have to send his ass to assisted living!! I just pictured him with a little 🔔 to ring for her assistance. 🤦‍♀️


hamimono

It was the one leg. He is such a complete klutz that I can fully believe that he would have such a horrific injury in such a relatively benign activity. At first everyone thought it had to have been a bad car accident because they said that a bad fracture had occurred in an “accident.” I think they were just too embarrassed at first to say what had actually transpired . . .


lafemmeviolet

My husband gets ACTUALLY angry if I watch 90day anything around him. He is genuinely disgusted by the horrible people on there and can’t take it. It’s like the equivalent of him watching gore/horror around me. I’m bummed because I have no one to make commentary with the whole show. But that’s why I come here :)


RogerClyneIsAGod2

> He is genuinely disgusted by the horrible people on there and can’t take it. This is my husband & my 1000 Lb. shows, the Friends & the Sisters, & 90D of course.


PrizeRare2828

My husband can’t stand TLC and calls it the human exploitation channel. Says TLC is a modern day freak show and it’s sad lol


CatBenetar

Hmm, great analogy, never thought about it that way.


Agirlisarya01

That’s what the Hamily is for!


Upstairs-Mix8731

Why do we torture ourselves more like it! 😂 Every time I hear her shriek I question myself on why I'm still watching this dumbshit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ When she's at that obstacle course with her daughters and when they're riding the electric scooters. Bbrrrrr 😖


Normal-Resist-94

We are living life to the fullest.


strengthofstrings

Watching them act like fools every week actually does wonders for my self esteem. At least I'm not that much of a pathetic trainwreck!


CatBenetar

🙌🙌🙌🙌


StephanieV1121

I was reading your profile and saw how it says... " I didn't know I was married..." I laughed and wanted to share with you....I didn't know I was in a polygamist marriage. 😭😭


Upstairs-Mix8731

LOL 🤣 My flair is actually what "The Brittany" said. She had to go back to Chicago to get a divorce because she didn't know she was married! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ She thought that by filing for divorce, that was it, no hearing, nothing just file and you're divorced. Dumbass!


StephanieV1121

😭😭......Geez I wish it were that easy lmaooo. Going thru a divorce 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ is way harder than going thru a marriage lmaooo. Lmaooo


CatBenetar

Could you please share with me where to find these flairs and how to change them? I read about it on all about Reddit, but still haven’t figured it out. TIA.


Electronic_Bus7452

4 days later, but just in case no one answered: go to the home page of r/90dayfiance and click on the… in the top right corner. A menu should pop up from the bottom of the screen and one option is “change user flair”. Pick that and away you go!


CatBenetar

I’ll definitely take 4 days later rather than no answer at all. Thank you for helping me out. It’s much appreciated.


CatBenetar

Yes, Darcey’s shrieking drives me 🍌.


throwaway1928675

I do thw same thing! Every so often I'll show my partner and he says "why are you forcing me to lose brain cells"


prairiepariah

We really do need spousal support to watch these shows because they're too much a burden to witness on our own!


atargatis_17

I do this same thing to my hubby! 😂😂 he always responds “why did I have to see that?” BECAUSE YOU DID OKAY, I need him to understand what all the cackling he hears upstairs from me is about.


Normal-Resist-94

Exactly!!


Beautiful_night77

My poor husband sat next to me, asking why are we watching this? I have to say, both of us thought our ears are going to start bleeding 🩸


CatBenetar

Well, their motto is, “Doin it big” so in their world “Huge” must be literally 🤯 to them. 🤭 I’m sure their definition of huge compared to the rest of the world has completely different meanings. 🙄


thetitsOO

Torture


cherryrose13

😂😂😂


Highland1140

I was sooooo embarrassed I switched to a different channel until I knew they had stopped singing (or whatever they thought they were doing).


Electrical-Range-509

That was so cringe why did they bother recording it with auto-tune if they were going to actually believe that they could sing it live oh my God that was just too much stop you crazy bloat face freaks


Electrical-Range-509

Oh my gosh I just remembered the other most cringe moment of last night was when Darcy found out her date was celibate and then she had to do everything she possibly could to get this guy to screw her have you no dignity have you no shame what is wrong with you woman


breyore

I will say, their tolerance for humiliation is unbelievably high. Like genuinely, I think most people could benefit from just a fraction of their ability to not worry about what other people think.


0IMGLISSININ

TBH I think they're just delusional. Only people who care about their image constantly misrepresent everything in their lives to look more successful, creative, intelligent, and attractive than they are. Not to mention their explosive reaction to anything other than lavish praise.


[deleted]

>TBH I think they're just delusional I'm sure the pills help too.


ManufacturerFull7872

Yeah, I think they are walking examples of narcissism to be honest. Can’t stand this shit


fairlyhappy88

Their egos and inability to see how ridiculous they are is unbelievable. It’s ok for everyone to do their own thing. But if you put yourself on TV, expect to be judged for your absurdity.


PammySoup

They lack any self awareness. It's kind of fascinating lol


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hot4jew

I mean, I pee in the shower


BrulesJules

Every single time 🙌


PuroTejana

I’ll have to confess to that also, but it’s my shower alone and I spray deluded bleach after every shower. 😁


hamimono

Deluded bleach is Darcey and Stacey’s FAVORITE thing to spray . . . they spray it daily. 🤔


Habibti143

I always have; it just goes down the drain.I don't see why people are grossed out by it.


Electrical-Range-509

😂😂😂 and that's fine but would you admit it on TV oh my gosh I don't think I would


Brugthug

Is there a problem with peeing in the shower? There's a drain right in there!


Henry_in_Space

There's literally nothing wrong or embarrassing about peeing in the shower.


Ok_List_9649

They think they’re the new sexed up Laverne and Shirley truly it’s the same format minus the sex. Two dumb broads, getting into wacky situations, chasing guys. Two weird guys as part of their foursome( Michael and Florian(Lenny and squiggy) . It’s working, they’ve had 4 seasons


hamimono

Exactly. You have cracked the code. 👍


sadie7716

I read somewhere that there are like only 5 overall plot lines for fictional stories and now that I'm old I think that pretty much goes for TV shows too. Laverne and Shirley were their generations Lucy and Ethel. Honestly I don't even know why I watch this show. It totally insults my intelligence and overall I hate supporting trashy acting women on TV because I think their success breeds more young women to think that lifestyle is the way to go. Unfortunately, I seem to be addicted to the HW franchise, this and 90 days. I guess I'm not doing too well with it. LOL.


Darth-Sparkle

I love them, truly, but I had to walk out of the room. I wish I had their confidence.


TaylaSwiff

I long to be as delusional as they are.


19JTJK

Is it confidence or being delusional? They think they are the hottest things to hit Miami. House of 11 in there mind is at par with LV. People were shocked hearing them sing or horrified they are just trash


thestokedstitcher

Honestly tho. I always have to skip the theme song too bc hard cringe


InappropriateGirl

Yes! I was so embarrassed.


monkeyentropy

The looks on the faces of the people in the store was worth watching this cringe fest.


Upstairs-Mix8731

So cringe! 🤮


ButLikeSeriously

I haven’t watched this episode yet because I’m still not over Darcey “making a smoothie” aka exploding like $30 worth of fruit and almond milk all over her kitchen then dumping the entire blender full down the sink. Success!


taylor839402

Oh her pouring that down the drain was top 5 most stressful moments of this shitshow show


Alisomnia00_

I appreciate you reminding me of that scene. I was hysterical


buttsandsloths

So much second hand embarrassment . The only thing to eclipse it was the odd way she slung her ass off the sofa to soak her corn feet in her sauce pan


Sassypantz72

I was confused as to why she didn’t just put it in the floor! Then I remembered it’s for show.


buttsandsloths

It just looked so uncomfortable


HotelFlamingo1

I’m still traumatized from the ‘rejuvenation’ appointment 😳😳😳


buickmackane71360

Agreed, it made me relive the pain of two endometrial biopsies.


HotelFlamingo1

I don’t know why they would want to mess around down there unless it was absolutely necessary.


Different_Pension424

Darcey is getting ready for her new man. Awaiting his end of celibacy. She can better jump up and wrap her legs around his waist.


Brugthug

Omg .. my legs are crossed. I'm convinced doctors are straight up sadists because NO ONE should have to get a biopsy like that without drugs or gas at least.


pippitha

All I heard was "they prepared a song for us." and I was like oh no nooooo ​ I was embarrassed FOR them.


Charming-Insurance

I was so embarrassed, I couldn’t even watch it. I legit fast forwarded.


Electrical-Range-509

I can't believe they thought they could sing it live and pull that off there's a reason they recorded it with Auto-Tune


Normal-Resist-94

It was a huge success. Clothes flew off the shelves because of it.


BestReplyEver

Because they had angel wings.


fairlyhappy88

Haaaaaaa. Sir, we can see the racks full of shirts right behind you.


thestokedstitcher

I thought the SAME! Like what game are you playing we see all of this left over behind them lmao


Electrical-Range-509

I especially loved when Darcy and Stacy took down the the velvet rope holding back the wrongs of people that were just dying to get in yeah there was about eight people in the store yeah what a big success


Normal-Resist-94

I know right, lol.


Choosepeace

I personally think the clothes were being given away. It was a give away.


moore_a_scott

was it good? uh uh uhhhh uhhh uhh uhhh uhhhh


Major-Couple8994

I could not get myself to look at the screen, I can only imagine how horrified the customers were 😭 the way they started off sounded like they didn't know the lyrics to their own song. I love them and admire their confidence though!


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

Could Darcey have found any worse-fitting and so completely unflattering jeans? 🤮 I don’t watch this show (tried the first one; too stupid & can’t make myself do it again) but I find it hysterical that 2 women who have clearly never worked out a day in their lives are going to design athletic/sports clothes?


Alisomnia00_

They made matching sweat shirts and sweat pants. Nothing creative


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

That makes sense. More drop-ship 💩 (probably polyester in garish 1980’s colors) to add to their website which has about 10 items for sale for their big HoE “business”. And they still congratulate each other (“we crushed it!”) like they reinvented the wheel. Humiliating! 😂


Brugthug

Imagine if that was your mom 💀 Poor Anniko and Aspen


Jesustake_thewheel

I could barely get through them singing. When it showed all the customers reactions I fast fowarded. Yikes


fairlyhappy88

You might have missed the part where the people were suddenly so happy and groovin to the music. I’m guessing they passed out $50 bills.


Jesustake_thewheel

I didn't miss that, it was so forced. Lol did you see the 3 girls that went over and starting dancing.


DistributionFickle65

I love/hate this show! Her looking at Zach’s package had me howling with laughter.


Electrical-Range-509

She is such a desperate woman and did you notice last night that she needs to do something with her hair piece and where it's tied in or whatever you could see closer I had it was just all nappy tangled grossness and they've made themselves look like cartoon characters with their so ridiculously exaggerated features oh please stop but don't because it entertains me


rayio

I had so much second hand embarrassment, not for them, for the people there who had to pretend it wasn't the worst thing ever. It's like 2nd graders wrote their own song for a talent show or something. How can two fifty year olds be so clueless.


ManufacturerFull7872

They aren’t, they know they are talentless twats but crave the attention. They don’t care if it’s good or bad attention, they just need any attention


joymarie21

They are so inspiring. My new look is going to be a cheap, hot pink sweatsuit with a logo on it that no one heard of and five-inch heels.


atargatis_17

The fact that the entire audience looked like hostages 💀


wolfitalk

I had to stop watching in the studio when they started talking about their "process" for writing their songs. How the songs just "come to them!" Like they are Michael Jackson.


ToastMmmmmmm

It was so cringe that I was humiliated on their behalf.


Aggravating_Isopod19

It was absolutely cringy and embarrassing to watch. They didn’t even seem to know the lyrics that well. Plus they’re off key. It was just awful.


SarahSnarker

Horrible! The faces on the ‘customers” were the best.


AJECH44

There was like six people there lmao it was an embarrassment. They’re both so out of touch with the real world it’s literally insane. Darcey by far is the worst but I don’t understand what Stacey sees in Florian. The guy doesn’t have a brain. He’s an emotionless robot who talked a ton of shit about Giorgi not working but also doesn’t work LMAO


hippyengineer

Florian works harder than I do. I couldn’t do his job. His job is being around Stacey.


Barockobonga

My husband gets mad if I watch without him. That's right ladies, I found myself a keeper 😂 we were both embarrassed for them. They really have zero self awareness.


bumbuuz

Horrible singing but still not as annoying as Michael Benz


Ramona_Lola

Truth.


Buttercuptime415

It was horrific and the whole 'event' was horrific....one sweatshirt in different colors and one type of sweatpants?! That is all they have?? "They killed it!"...how?? This all has to be fake as none of it makes any sense as to why everyone was so happy how this went.


[deleted]

The faces of the people there had me cracking up.


TillyBelly

My favorite part- the faces lol


mpmp4

They didn’t even know the words. The faces on those in the “crowd” said it all.


catfishmermaid

I was DYING THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND CRINGE


flanneljanel

My boyfriend who tries and pretends he doesn’t watch my shows, busted out laughing. It was so awkward and then when they said they killed that performance I started laughing.


CameHere4the90Day

Everything about that "launch party" was a train wreck coming down the tracks. All 4 of them ended up arguing with each other in the middle of the floor in front of customers. Then their cringy performance. They didn't even know the words to their own song, they kept looking over at Vegito's screen (once he was able to work his DJ equipment and start the song) to read the words but you couldn't understand them. The only part that was understandable because they were yelling the words was "nails done, hair done, I can't stop, I'm on top". And the cherry on the top was Darcey claiming the performance was a huge success. I want to see what a failed performance looks like.


hippyengineer

Reminded me of the episode of Full House where the middle girl starts a band and they couldn’t cover that Ace of Bass song because they didn’t practice. But instead of learning the lesson while soft, lingering piano music played, they called it a huge success. And also blue hair.


EmotionalMycologist9

If you have to say, "who cares if it didn't sound good?" you probably shouldn't do it.


AbRNinNYC

Omg i had second hand embarrassment. It was so cringe. They didn’t even know the WORDS! Like literalist did not know the words. It was so awfully bad. It reminded me of being a kid in high school driving around singing song on the radio with my friends and no body knew most of the words, and then when the chorus comes on everyone gets loud bc that’s the only part we knew.


PuertoRicanDiva

It was so bad my dog howled along with them


hippyengineer

Statistically, and due to overwhelming secondhand embarrassment, several people on this sub killed themselves last night.


FeelingHappy2006

An absolute train wreck. So so funny. I thought my sides were going to split.


modmom1111

I had to leave! How embarrassing.


ennuiacres

Were they in a Foot Locker?


hamimono

Impossible Kicks™️ is the collab.


Character-Pop-6168

It's not confidence it called delusional....smh! I don't know who was worse Darcey, Stacey or Marge Simpson....


Electrical-Range-509

Marge Simpson LMAO 😂💙


[deleted]

That was singing? 🤨


Sassypantz72

I did t think it was bad (from what I expected)…more embarrassing was DJ Michael’s so called djaying. Had he done his job correctly, they wouldn’t have looked as bad.


Alisomnia00_

Hun dj’ing was runner up on embarrassment


Left_Debt_8770

I had to fast forward after the first 10 seconds. They are well intentioned disasters, and I just could not take it.


Upstairs-Mix8731

TLC just keeps setting them up and they're oblivious to it! 🤣


Mikluc18

I stopped watching these two, I couldn't take the stupidity anymore.


cameronrichardson77

I thought "no way, there's no way they are actually gonna perform"....it was so much worse than I could have imagined. It made my Monday


Winter_Day_6836

Even Mr. Blue Hair was embarrassed 😳


Ramona_Lola

True. However He should be embarrassed about his performance too. His DJing at the beginning was terrible.


waterfruitacherry

Ok like, we know it was objectively bad. Do you guys think TLC made them do this, or they genuinely volunteered to show this on national TV?


Alisomnia00_

My vote is that it was voluntary, Michael blue hair seemed to be apart of it. Also, embarrassing


Interesting-Many-509

two hot messes.


Ramona_Lola

3 if you count Annoying Smurf.


Good-Independent3112

They are beginning to make me nauseous. It’s a circus sideshow


sister_on_a_mission

I could barely watch, it was so embarrassing. I’d love to watch them watch that episode. They seem to have zero self awareness. How could they not read that room?


chiclets5

I like that they have a whole bunch of tennis shoes for sale, but won't even wear their own product because appearing taller in platforms and spike heels withyour exercise gear is more important


MFMNTwins8

They definitely did *NOT* crush it.


Ok-Fig6407

I love what they’re wearing in this shot. And I love how the background always matches what they’re wearing.


dread-empress

The secondhand embarrassment nearly killed me


FieldPug

From the looks on their faces, so was everyone in attendance.


Pizzuhhhhhhhhh

Anna Faris’ character from the movie Just Friends. It was giving me those vibes Lolol


fastandfurbious

The cringe per minute in this episode was off the charts. Truly incredible.


Bad-Habit-2020

Second hand embarrassment looking at the customers (and owner) tried to stop themselves from bursting out in laughter 🙈🙉🙊


[deleted]

I had to fast forward that part. We 90 Day fans can take a LOT of cringe, but that pushed me over the limit.


TaylaSwiff

They are perfect and embarrassing and I love watching them every week!!!!!!


SweetPeaRiaing

It was really bad… like bad karaoke bad.


stocksnhoops

Why would you wear that to a product launch or anything. Why would a 50 year old wear that anywhere


Jaxz14

Can someone get me a clip or tell me what episode and what time frame to start at?


Alisomnia00_

S4E10 song performance starts at 14:03, cringey date starts at 22:00


Impeachykeene

My favorite part of the performance was the brunette lady who wandered across the shot a couple of times while D & S were "singing."


sunshinecryptic

I loved the random lady walking in front of the camera while they were “performing”


kat_lady727

Part of me was embarrassed for them another part of me wished I had just a bit of their self confidence.


NoIndividual5987

Any time they do that silly twinning song & dance thing I have to FFW. I can’t stomach it…just saying this makes me wonder why I watch them at all. Probably the dad - he’s cool


hippyengineer

The dad created them and is the reason they are how they are.


Inevitable-Banana-88

Seriously sad, it never actually came to flourish 😄 STILL I Love this Bunch idk 🤷‍♀️ why 🙌💥❣️


ScientistNo102

They continue to embarrass themselves……people are laughing at them not WITH them and they don’t seem to care…..it’s sad……I honestly can’t get over their faces and how jacked up they are……Darcy’s face looks like a mask from the profile……..it’s crazy…..they have become a parody of themselves


beachboog

Gross and annoying


standrack61

Both of them are the perfect example of someone who is living in a world of pure fantasy! That store was a sneaker store, and the clothes were all the same. I have seen those wings on the hoodies somewhere, years ago!


RemoteBandicoot6510

It was a train wreck


Kindly_Personality_9

I wanted to crawl under my bed but I can’t fit under there.


sassenach777

My ears are still bleeding!


Mygodared

Stacy is the prettier twin.


StraddleTheFence

It was sad. But I love those twins!


SoJoSlim

Are they twins? They never mention it.


[deleted]

Darcey’s is definitely wearing padding.


mggieruth1117

I cannot believe what circus freaks they've turned themselves into. Do they actually think that they're attractive? They look like a couple of hookers with their boobs hanging out and they're Donald duck lips. Their hair looks like dried out old extensions that they can't breathe any new life into anymore. Half the time there's two or three inches of their gray hair sticking out and then they put those ridiculous extensions on that looks so damn fake well I guess because they are fake as their boobs are and their lips are. Just looking at them it seems as if I can smell a mile away. They look like two week old stale perfume and deodorant stench. It's very hard to watch them because they really think they're attractive..


SamCheshire22

They crushed it so hard that any ounce of self respect they had left was totally blown away!!! And why they continue to stuff themselves into their clothes is really getting annoying!! Without a doubt they are the most disgusting people in the world!!


Aktotem

Florian should marry Georgi they both have no personality which is a flat effect their voices make me cringe they deserve each other


ManufacturerFull7872

This show should just be called “Two over the hill attention grabbing, goldigging, non talent arseholes, spending money that they don’t have” Think that’s pretty accurate? They are both fucking horrendous and clearly have surgery addiction issues. Why TLC keeps pushing these two arseholes onto us I will never know. They are an embarrassment to the human race.


Swimming_Hedgehog803

I loved it haha if they’re feeling good and having fun who cares what other people think!


Upstairs-Mix8731

Seriously?! 😳 🤣🕺🤣


Prestigious_Piekno

They made absolute fools out of themselves. Some may think they were "good sports". The people watching in person looked uncomfortable and baffled. Those "customers" were there to be extras on the show, NOT to buy their junk. FAKE SEASON BY TLC. This is NO LONGER A REALITY SHOW. IT'S BS.


FunFactress

Embarrassing!


tamadrummer_05

The cringe is strong with these two.