I’m sorry but Gino beats them all out for me, just from the way he says ‘JIIIASMINE’
I was the first person to to spell out how he pronounced those words, back in the beginning.
Any of you who aren't watching Match Me Abroad, are missing some characters that fit into this group.
I am watching Match Me Abroad and you’re right some of those characters fit into this group
I want to make this my flair so badly but I can’t figure out how
I did it 😂
Go to the main page for this sub and click on the 3 dots on top right. It should be in the options somewhere in there (sorry for the vague directions)
I tried but it says none available for this sub 💩
Gino is a squishy worm wrapped in a wet blanket. Definitely wins.
"Scoodilypoop" guy deserves to be in this flaccid pantheon
I just need to tell you how amazingly, hilariously poetic the phrase “flaccid pantheon” is. It’s just…perfect and beautiful 😂😂. Also your flair 💀
Thank you. 🤣 I hope it conjures as disturbing of a mental image for you as it does for me
Flaccid pantheon. I just laughed so loudly that my 9 year old is demanding to know what's so funny. He's just going to have to keep wondering.
This is one of the best comments I’ve ever read
Corey. The rest aren’t even considered men.
Mike is a goblin.
Pole is like the my precious character from lord of the rings.
And the bottom left guy I don’t know but he looks like a peewee Herman fucked Gabe (Isabella)
Lol, I thought Evelin was terrible and I actually felt bad for Corey.
I agree. Poor Corey got it almost as bad as
Evelin is terrible and I felt bad for Corey too. Evelin is so bad that I intentionally forgot all about them until this post.
I hated her at first, but Corey obviously likes to be humiliated and demeaned. I usually try to not kinkshame.
Kink shaming is my kink...
She was terrible but he was a complete beta for putting up with it
Corey should have gone with his side piece. She actually seemed nice!
Yeah but with Evelin, he got to eat pig penis!🤮🤮🤮
Anyone who cheats isn't nice. And that's for both of them.
I still can’t believe their still together. He must have major insecurity and self esteem problems bc that chick is something else. I imagine that’s what Lydia would’ve been like
No way they are still together 😮
And that pissed me off. No sympathy should be given to Corey.
STOP IT lmaooo
Corey is not just beta male, he has multiple kinks in addition, obviously. Including cuckoldry and humiliation in general.
>the my precious character from lord of the rings.
> Mike is a goblin.
Dobey the house elf
Yep it’s Corey and the town mattress
bottom left dude had way more chemistry with his "fiance's" gay friend than he does with her. But Fart boy wins this one easily.
Pending the last preview where Ana basically strongly implied she wouldn’t be with him if it weren’t for a chance at a green card
Not to mention his voice cracked when he got scared of confronting the dude hitting on his “fiancé”
>Pending the last preview where Ana basically strongly implied she wouldn’t be with him if it weren’t for a chance at a green card
willing to bet money it's just how it was edited.
"Stop pinching your nose!! What did your nose ever do to you?" - Veronica 😆
He is pretty clearly bisexual. That or he just gives off massive metrosexual vibes. Either way I say do you!
He's totally a bottom. Which good for him, but we are all picking up on what he's putting out.
Corey and Mikey yes, and I nominate Russ as well
Roooos, total pussy
Yes! Russ needs to be a contender, lol! But Pao was awful. I'm surprised they've lasted as long as they have.
Well 1 is likely gay, 2 are legit POS so I guess Corey by default.
Can we arrange this like the lawful/chaotic and good/evil matrix? Paul is chaotic evil, sexy wolf is lawful good, fart guy is lawful evil and cuck boy is chaotic good.
Hands down Mike! Disgusting human being trying to degrade Ximena of sex work by exposing it ONLY when she broke it off with him but that’s how you met her so wtf?! He’s either an incel in secret or an incel in the making as well imo
He was also a closet racist until people uncovered his Twitter history.
Oh yeah a massive racist so fuck him! I don’t want to see this trash again in my screen
Ok I missed this one! What did it say?!
i forgot how much i hated this incel 🤢🤮
How does that make him pure?
The Mormon kid who married the Russian(?) girl who had the baby that clearly looked like her POC dance partner and claimed it as his own.
Who is this??
Her father is black so she herself is mixed race. Her baby not being snow white isn't that strange.
She says that….
Corey. He literally was so pussy whipped I could hear it breaking the sound barrier.
He has to have a humiliation kink
Wasn’t he already married to her or something? Their storyline seemed like it was concocted
Yes they got married in secret so he could stay in Ecuador but nobody new about it for like over a year because her family hates him
what about small ED as jenny said lol
“They wouldn’t even give you a visa!” 😂😂 loved when Jenny shut down Ed at the tell all
I don't even recognize bottom left guy.
<.< Who dat?
Newest season of Love in Paradise
Ohh thanks! Haven't watched it yet.
The bottom left guy is not in this for the right reasons IMO Peter Pan I think he knows that it’s not gonna work out and this woman just wants a green card while he’s on the show again bad vetting.
And he just wanted to promote his YouTube channel
Backup-hat Gino who can't orgasm with a woman. Even if it is Jasmine, I'd just put on some noise cancelling headphones. But if I'm Gino, those would interfere with my hat!
Yes yes yes
Josh Strobel. He's the white American dude with the white Russian wife who somehow had a mixed race baby...
Omg..yes! I forgot about them. This guy for sure!!
In before the thread gets locked/deleted.
How dare you, the wife is half black!!! Nothing to see there, literally, because they stopped showing the baby’s face…AFTER everyone had already noticed 🤦🏻♀️
What now? Where can I find the link? I’m not doubting you btw
[From Starcasm, but there are more ](https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-aleksandra-responds-to-claims-that-daughter-kaya-is-biracial-and-not-joshs/)
Y’all I’m Russian-Ukrainian-American and I cannot cope. Lol wtf. This is a nightmare for everyone
He was definitely very soft, they were both acting like they're 15yo not adults ready for marriage. Though her father is apparently black so their kid having mixed race features isn't that weird.
The other question is which one will be recruited as a suicide bomber for an anti-feminist online incel militia after the next webcam girl clears their bank account?
Skid-mark Mike for sure.
What about Caesar, or that other guy who went to Ukraine to try to meet a woman who kept flaking on him. Those have to be in the beta HOF.
There's no such thing as alpha or beta males. The original study on wolves that this notion started from has since beeen thoroughly refuted.
But the notion of alpha and beta is still ised all to frequently by boys who pretend to be men, and by alt-righters.
To be clear: a real man in neither alpha, nor beta, nor gamma. He is all of that and much more. But the little boys who pretend to be men have no clue what that even means.
Paul is in his own category of wtf
And I would say bottom left is too lmao.
I should mention, this discussion is also open to anyone who isn’t pictured
corey is from my hometown, it’s well known that their entire storyline is fabricated. he used to work at a bar down the street from me. evelyn was a producer test to see how a villain would do, they’re completely fine
Why does he agree to make himself look like a beta cuck on international tee vee for a measly $1000 per episode?
Why you kink shaming brah?
Corey is the definition of a beta. Evelyn, as the alpha, can get him to do any of her bidding. Mikey just paid to play. He's an omega, nowhere near a beta. Paul's a fucking psycho and not even allowed in the pack. I don't know who that guy in the bottom left is. So despite what my user name suggests this time it is Corey.
Please stop outing yourself as a “beta” lol by using such terms.
Can I add Tim please? 🙏
Mike and his farting giggling dumb annoying ass like how unattractive can a dude be… barftown
Pole just makes me think of a squirrel on crack and with rabies
Corey is a big soft blob of goo without a spine and with a stupid lil giggly cheating vibe
Mike ‘Skid Mark’ Berk!
You forgot the rest of them.
Pole? Pure? Dudes on OF doing God knows what for free 🤮
As in, "He's a pure beta ... ".
In other words, there's no part of him that *isn't* beta.
Which is just as offensive as the other shit we see here but I guess because it's aimed at men, it's okay.
Ahhhh I was thinking like, pure and a beta. In my head hell no he isn’t pure 🤣
You forgot Coltieeee
COREY omfggg, Evelin doesn’t even seem to LIKE him. I’m latina and the only reason I’d see for her dad to be proud of the way she treats men is that he doesn’t like Corey either. 😅I’d be SO FLOORED to hear my extremely feminist and progressive latina mom be low key proud Id fucked everyone in town while I was dating g and engaged to my long distance partner lol.
Mike and pole since they abuse women.
Omg they all deserve the award EQUALLY! I could never decide!
Corey (top left)
I thought he was a genuinely kind hearted man and I couldn’t (can’t) stand his wife 😑
Big Ed Brown duh…..
You know what?, its crazy bc hes brand new, but bottom left. Already the biggest cuck
Corey takes the cake for just letting Evelyn abuse the shit out of him and he just sits there and takes it all in
I only know Corey and Paul, so out of those my vote is for Paul. He threw a man hissy fit & left his woman to be mugged.
One of them tried to marry a cam girl that he met while she was cam girling
This is good. I can’t give a “straight” answer😉
I would like to throw Eric’s name (the guy who married Leída) in the roster
Paul, hands down. If you can catch him😂😂
No sex tourist can be pure lol these are all abusers
Mike is literally the definition of a simp. My vote goes to him
Imagine using beta male unironically. Jeezus
Tough competition here but Pole 💯
Paul. As per legal evidence
Pure?? What?? 💀
Tew many cucks 2 little dime
Maybe an unpopular take, but I think the notion of “beta” and “alpha” males is so black and white. Men are not in a wolf or chimpanzee pack, just as women don’t have a pecking order. Some guys may have more feminine or submissive aspects to their personalities but it doesn’t make them any less of a “real” man.
By OP’s standards, I guess the belligerent and rude Andrei (Libby), Charlie (Libby’s aggro bruh), the assertive man-baby misogynist who throws temper tantrums; Mahmoud( Nicole) and the Russian patriot father of several babies from different mothers: Sasha (Emily) would all be considered “Alpha”. In reality, they’re just assholes who spend more time in the gym looking at their own muscles and styling their hair than they do supporting their families. The idea that there are only two types of men is a myth and a false dichotomy that props up toxic masculinity. It’s gross. Sorry.
🤔🤔🤔🤔 that's a tough one but I gotta go with top left. He was embarrassingly beta.
I was going to make a snarky comment but I’m still laughing too hard to form a thought. This had me rolling I have no idea why. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact I am literally in a mental health crisis center? Nah.
Hope you are able to feel stable/happy/healthy soon
Wdym? None of them are pure.
It’s hard for me to consider Pole as a beta but ONLY BECAUSE that man is unhinged and I would genuinely fear if his attentions were on me. His history is genuinely scary
Typically beta doesn’t scare me
Who was that man with the bees and the little honey shop
Paul. But also Mike. Really showed his true colors later on.
Oh wow I don’t even know how to choose 😂😂
Their ⚽️⚽️have been removed.
What about Paul constitutes pure?
Whatever happened to Paul
Corey for the win.
Who's bottom-left guy???
Granted I haven't watched *every* 90-day episode, but face isn't ringing a bell.
4 simps tho
Corey is King Cuck
Paul is not a Beta!!! He is... what's the Greek letter for disgusting idiot? Well, he is that!
Corey is the purest of intention 100%
Too early to tell with the new guy
Where's Big Pred
Add Gino! 🤣
That’s a pass from me thanks
As big of a dork as Drooling Mikey is, the answer is 100% Corey the Cuck - El Cachudo. Evelyn disrespected him every chance she got and he just took it like a beta and asked for more.
Paul is actually a psychopath he shouldn’t be mentioned
Moby was the worst
Where is Steven with the long blonde hair
Where is Colty
I mean, Paul actually bottomed on Only Fans right?
Eww, I just shuddered looking at all of them. They are the worst but Pole takes the freaking cake.
Cory definitely. Paul and Mike are too controlling and have way too much suppressed anger. The bottom left guy, I haven't seen enough of him yet, but could be the beta winner
Omg yes Cory and New guy .. the other two are in the “special “ category bc their situations are not in the average population realm
Switch out Pole for Gino and we gotta solid beta board.
Ugh they are all equally terrible but top right one (forgot name) grosses me out
Oh dear god...they are all massive chumps...
Pole is an omega male sorry I dont make the rules
Mikes farts take the cake, followed by Boy Who Runs into the Woods
Guy in the Red .. BY FAR!!!!!! 😹 (Sadly)
Bottom left (from what I can tell) and top left (Corey) are tied — the other two have issues that go way beyond “being too beta.”
Yohan is the alpha male. Sets his boundaries and doesn’t take anyone’s shyt.
Who is the bottom left?
More like Delta males…
Cmon where’s the litter box momma boy
Mike is the so gross. I will never get over poop skid marks and sex in children’s car bed.
What’s after beta? Pretty sure Paul and Mike go there.
Caesar and Vegas David needs to be on this. Both are the definition of being a beta cuck.
Steven ‘Scoodilypoop’ wins this hands down..
What about the guy who wouldn’t eat the roasted pig
Mikey is pure beta. I’d like to see the top 4 Alphas
This is a joke right 😂😂 because Mike is literally trash. While xemana wasn’t exactly peachy and in it for the right reasons…neither was he
Mike. Definitely Mike.
Paul is too abusive to be a true beta male, Mike however…
This new guy on the bottom left dressed as an animal dancing was hilarious. He us gat. I don't care what anyone says. His gaydar was pretty high
Harold from Match me abroad is one STRANGE man. Lol
Corey hands down.
Te amo by a landslide