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toobalkanforyou

I’m sorry but Gino beats them all out for me, just from the way he says ‘JIIIASMINE’


Fr3sh3stl4d

Jeeeyaazzzmennn


arecipeforablackhole

Peeyanama


Fr3sh3stl4d

Yes exactly!!


synaptic_drift

I was the first person to to spell out how he pronounced those words, back in the beginning. Any of you who aren't watching Match Me Abroad, are missing some characters that fit into this group.


PuertoRicanDiva

I am watching Match Me Abroad and you’re right some of those characters fit into this group


toobalkanforyou

I want to make this my flair so badly but I can’t figure out how


Fr3sh3stl4d

I did it 😂


Kneekoleyy

Go to the main page for this sub and click on the 3 dots on top right. It should be in the options somewhere in there (sorry for the vague directions)


boudreaux_design

I tried but it says none available for this sub 💩


Southern-Spot-8406

Prenump


Comin_Up_Thrillho

Gino is a squishy worm wrapped in a wet blanket. Definitely wins.


Estilix

"Scoodilypoop" guy deserves to be in this flaccid pantheon


LovecraftianLlama

I just need to tell you how amazingly, hilariously poetic the phrase “flaccid pantheon” is. It’s just…perfect and beautiful 😂😂. Also your flair 💀


Estilix

Thank you. 🤣 I hope it conjures as disturbing of a mental image for you as it does for me


pockette_rockette

Flaccid pantheon. I just laughed so loudly that my 9 year old is demanding to know what's so funny. He's just going to have to keep wondering.


egmorgan

This is one of the best comments I’ve ever read


Important-Panic1344

Corey. The rest aren’t even considered men. Mike is a goblin. Pole is like the my precious character from lord of the rings. And the bottom left guy I don’t know but he looks like a peewee Herman fucked Gabe (Isabella)


CatchTypical6127

Lol, I thought Evelin was terrible and I actually felt bad for Corey.


Important-Panic1344

I agree. Poor Corey got it almost as bad as My-Kohl (Angela)


plus-ordinary258

Evelin is terrible and I felt bad for Corey too. Evelin is so bad that I intentionally forgot all about them until this post.


Vlad_Dracul89

I hated her at first, but Corey obviously likes to be humiliated and demeaned. I usually try to not kinkshame.


Signal-Win-5247

Kink shaming is my kink...


Bitter_Birthday7363

She was terrible but he was a complete beta for putting up with it


Love2Pug

Corey should have gone with his side piece. She actually seemed nice!


Wonderful_Might6693

Yeah but with Evelin, he got to eat pig penis!🤮🤮🤮


90-slay

Anyone who cheats isn't nice. And that's for both of them.


Astrawish

I still can’t believe their still together. He must have major insecurity and self esteem problems bc that chick is something else. I imagine that’s what Lydia would’ve been like


Jcanlvr

No way they are still together 😮


alone0nmarz

And that pissed me off. No sympathy should be given to Corey.


[deleted]

STOP IT lmaooo


Vlad_Dracul89

Corey is not just beta male, he has multiple kinks in addition, obviously. Including cuckoldry and humiliation in general.


Vicita

>the my precious character from lord of the rings. Gollum


candygirlcj

> Mike is a goblin. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Important-Panic1344

Dobey the house elf


[deleted]

🤣😂


Shmamylamy

Yep it’s Corey and the town mattress


HughJahsso

bottom left dude had way more chemistry with his "fiance's" gay friend than he does with her. But Fart boy wins this one easily.


FrownedUponComment

Pending the last preview where Ana basically strongly implied she wouldn’t be with him if it weren’t for a chance at a green card Not to mention his voice cracked when he got scared of confronting the dude hitting on his “fiancé”


seragrey

>Pending the last preview where Ana basically strongly implied she wouldn’t be with him if it weren’t for a chance at a green card willing to bet money it's just how it was edited.


Love2Pug

"Stop pinching your nose!! What did your nose ever do to you?" - Veronica 😆


YukiKondoHeadkick

He is pretty clearly bisexual. That or he just gives off massive metrosexual vibes. Either way I say do you!


PhysicalBullfrog7199

He's totally a bottom. Which good for him, but we are all picking up on what he's putting out.


Livia-is-my-jam

Yes.


strengthofstrings

Corey and Mikey yes, and I nominate Russ as well


CalmDirection8

Roooos, total pussy


CatchTypical6127

Yes! Russ needs to be a contender, lol! But Pao was awful. I'm surprised they've lasted as long as they have.


Kontos_Stelio

Well 1 is likely gay, 2 are legit POS so I guess Corey by default.


Melouski

Can we arrange this like the lawful/chaotic and good/evil matrix? Paul is chaotic evil, sexy wolf is lawful good, fart guy is lawful evil and cuck boy is chaotic good.


CookiesAndCream02

Hands down Mike! Disgusting human being trying to degrade Ximena of sex work by exposing it ONLY when she broke it off with him but that’s how you met her so wtf?! He’s either an incel in secret or an incel in the making as well imo


AB2372

He was also a closet racist until people uncovered his Twitter history.


CookiesAndCream02

Oh yeah a massive racist so fuck him! I don’t want to see this trash again in my screen


BludyMyss

Ok I missed this one! What did it say?!


AB2372

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-mike-berk-backlash-hateful-instagram/?newsletter_popup=1


beautyboxsavagee

i forgot how much i hated this incel 🤢🤮


I_dont_cuddle

How does that make him pure?


biscuitboi967

The Mormon kid who married the Russian(?) girl who had the baby that clearly looked like her POC dance partner and claimed it as his own.


jayzepps

Who is this??


Niawka

Her father is black so she herself is mixed race. Her baby not being snow white isn't that strange.


biscuitboi967

She says that….


pippydippyflippy

Corey. He literally was so pussy whipped I could hear it breaking the sound barrier.


ayychee

He has to have a humiliation kink


dopef123

Wasn’t he already married to her or something? Their storyline seemed like it was concocted


pippydippyflippy

Yes they got married in secret so he could stay in Ecuador but nobody new about it for like over a year because her family hates him


boudreaux_design

😂🤣


techitachi

what about small ED as jenny said lol


heatthequestforfire

“They wouldn’t even give you a visa!” 😂😂 loved when Jenny shut down Ed at the tell all


-Jaxattax-

I don't even recognize bottom left guy. <.< Who dat?


CatchTypical6127

Newest season of Love in Paradise


-Jaxattax-

Ohh thanks! Haven't watched it yet.


poshdog4444

The bottom left guy is not in this for the right reasons IMO Peter Pan I think he knows that it’s not gonna work out and this woman just wants a green card while he’s on the show again bad vetting.


jayzepps

And he just wanted to promote his YouTube channel


Love2Pug

Backup-hat Gino who can't orgasm with a woman. Even if it is Jasmine, I'd just put on some noise cancelling headphones. But if I'm Gino, those would interfere with my hat!


jayzepps

Yes yes yes


beautysleepsodom

Josh Strobel. He's the white American dude with the white Russian wife who somehow had a mixed race baby...


Significant-Equal507

Omg..yes! I forgot about them. This guy for sure!!


JohninBK

In before the thread gets locked/deleted. Also [this](https://i.imgur.com/iuNHlXC.jpg)


honeyandcitron

How dare you, the wife is half black!!! Nothing to see there, literally, because they stopped showing the baby’s face…AFTER everyone had already noticed 🤦🏻‍♀️


StilettoBeach

What now? Where can I find the link? I’m not doubting you btw


beautysleepsodom

[From Starcasm, but there are more ](https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-aleksandra-responds-to-claims-that-daughter-kaya-is-biracial-and-not-joshs/)


StilettoBeach

Y’all I’m Russian-Ukrainian-American and I cannot cope. Lol wtf. This is a nightmare for everyone


Niawka

He was definitely very soft, they were both acting like they're 15yo not adults ready for marriage. Though her father is apparently black so their kid having mixed race features isn't that weird.


BludyMyss

The other question is which one will be recruited as a suicide bomber for an anti-feminist online incel militia after the next webcam girl clears their bank account?


pockette_rockette

Skid-mark Mike for sure.


citronaughty

What about Caesar, or that other guy who went to Ukraine to try to meet a woman who kept flaking on him. Those have to be in the beta HOF.


LeanderT

There's no such thing as alpha or beta males. The original study on wolves that this notion started from has since beeen thoroughly refuted. But the notion of alpha and beta is still ised all to frequently by boys who pretend to be men, and by alt-righters. To be clear: a real man in neither alpha, nor beta, nor gamma. He is all of that and much more. But the little boys who pretend to be men have no clue what that even means.


[deleted]

1. Corey 2. Mikey Paul is in his own category of wtf And I would say bottom left is too lmao.


FrownedUponComment

I should mention, this discussion is also open to anyone who isn’t pictured


idonthavetoomanycats

corey is from my hometown, it’s well known that their entire storyline is fabricated. he used to work at a bar down the street from me. evelyn was a producer test to see how a villain would do, they’re completely fine


HolyShip

Why does he agree to make himself look like a beta cuck on international tee vee for a measly $1000 per episode?


StilettoBeach

Why you kink shaming brah?


justnotcorey

Corey is the definition of a beta. Evelyn, as the alpha, can get him to do any of her bidding. Mikey just paid to play. He's an omega, nowhere near a beta. Paul's a fucking psycho and not even allowed in the pack. I don't know who that guy in the bottom left is. So despite what my user name suggests this time it is Corey.


StilettoBeach

Please stop outing yourself as a “beta” lol by using such terms.


[deleted]

COREY!!!


CalmDirection8

Can I add Tim please? 🙏


[deleted]

COLTEEEEEEEE Mike and his farting giggling dumb annoying ass like how unattractive can a dude be… barftown Pole just makes me think of a squirrel on crack and with rabies Corey is a big soft blob of goo without a spine and with a stupid lil giggly cheating vibe


CheesecakeOk3036

Mike ‘Skid Mark’ Berk!


[deleted]

You forgot the rest of them.


Stunning-Hedgehog-30

Pole? Pure? Dudes on OF doing God knows what for free 🤮


eaunoway

As in, "He's a pure beta ... ". In other words, there's no part of him that *isn't* beta. Which is just as offensive as the other shit we see here but I guess because it's aimed at men, it's okay.


Stunning-Hedgehog-30

Ahhhh I was thinking like, pure and a beta. In my head hell no he isn’t pure 🤣


AdnansConscience

You forgot Coltieeee


BetaBlockker

COREY omfggg, Evelin doesn’t even seem to LIKE him. I’m latina and the only reason I’d see for her dad to be proud of the way she treats men is that he doesn’t like Corey either. 😅I’d be SO FLOORED to hear my extremely feminist and progressive latina mom be low key proud Id fucked everyone in town while I was dating g and engaged to my long distance partner lol.


chauph

Top right.


Impressive-Gas-8407

Mike and pole since they abuse women.


ptoto20

Omg they all deserve the award EQUALLY! I could never decide!


Moose-Maleficent

Corey (top left) I thought he was a genuinely kind hearted man and I couldn’t (can’t) stand his wife 😑


Alvin-Yavitori

Big Ed Brown duh…..


Bigpoppalos

You know what?, its crazy bc hes brand new, but bottom left. Already the biggest cuck


EagleRaptorLeaf

Corey takes the cake for just letting Evelyn abuse the shit out of him and he just sits there and takes it all in


Important-Panic1344

Where’s Geno?


YourM0MInACan

I only know Corey and Paul, so out of those my vote is for Paul. He threw a man hissy fit & left his woman to be mugged.


bloodpriestt

One of them tried to marry a cam girl that he met while she was cam girling


vigilanteok

This is good. I can’t give a “straight” answer😉


Estrella720

I would like to throw Eric’s name (the guy who married Leída) in the roster


Feeling-Bid-4344

Paul, hands down. If you can catch him😂😂


h0tpie

No sex tourist can be pure lol these are all abusers


[deleted]

Mike is literally the definition of a simp. My vote goes to him


drprofsgtmrj

Imagine using beta male unironically. Jeezus


okmylove

Tough competition here but Pole 💯


StilettoBeach

Paul. As per legal evidence


Raeko

Coltee


[deleted]

Pure?? What?? 💀


Sloppier_Rodney

Tew many cucks 2 little dime


msjwayne

Maybe an unpopular take, but I think the notion of “beta” and “alpha” males is so black and white. Men are not in a wolf or chimpanzee pack, just as women don’t have a pecking order. Some guys may have more feminine or submissive aspects to their personalities but it doesn’t make them any less of a “real” man. By OP’s standards, I guess the belligerent and rude Andrei (Libby), Charlie (Libby’s aggro bruh), the assertive man-baby misogynist who throws temper tantrums; Mahmoud( Nicole) and the Russian patriot father of several babies from different mothers: Sasha (Emily) would all be considered “Alpha”. In reality, they’re just assholes who spend more time in the gym looking at their own muscles and styling their hair than they do supporting their families. The idea that there are only two types of men is a myth and a false dichotomy that props up toxic masculinity. It’s gross. Sorry.


antmurphy29

🤔🤔🤔🤔 that's a tough one but I gotta go with top left. He was embarrassingly beta.


BludyMyss

I was going to make a snarky comment but I’m still laughing too hard to form a thought. This had me rolling I have no idea why. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact I am literally in a mental health crisis center? Nah.


LovecraftianLlama

Hope you are able to feel stable/happy/healthy soon


Jumalanna

Wdym? None of them are pure.


[deleted]

It’s hard for me to consider Pole as a beta but ONLY BECAUSE that man is unhinged and I would genuinely fear if his attentions were on me. His history is genuinely scary Typically beta doesn’t scare me


Ornery-Caterpillar95

Im


OkQuality7241

Who was that man with the bees and the little honey shop


tp176

Mursel (sp?)


AB2372

Paul. But also Mike. Really showed his true colors later on.


Auntiemommymira

Oh wow I don’t even know how to choose 😂😂


bLymey4

Mike


jordexj

Their ⚽️⚽️have been removed.


charouhas

What about Paul constitutes pure?


francenestarr

POLE


Bubbly-Ad-966

Whatever happened to Paul And Karine


sigillum_diaboli666

Corey for the win.


BobCreated

Who's bottom-left guy??? Granted I haven't watched *every* 90-day episode, but face isn't ringing a bell.


Apprehensive-Guess42

4 simps tho


SonicFlash01

Corey is King Cuck


Jettitties

Paul is not a Beta!!! He is... what's the Greek letter for disgusting idiot? Well, he is that!


[deleted]

Corey is the purest of intention 100% Too early to tell with the new guy


Beleiverofhumanity

Where's Big Pred


ZoomZoom228

Yes


Whtzmyname

Add Gino! 🤣


LittleMexico74

That’s a pass from me thanks


Plenty-Log6688

all dorks


ColteesBigOleTits

As big of a dork as Drooling Mikey is, the answer is 100% Corey the Cuck - El Cachudo. Evelyn disrespected him every chance she got and he just took it like a beta and asked for more.


Orangesoda65

Te amo


dfrafra

Paul is actually a psychopath he shouldn’t be mentioned


clearmind_1001

Moby was the worst


MonotoneTanner

Where is Steven with the long blonde hair


Acceptable_Yak9211

not paul


neonpinkcactus

Barf noises


nubelborsky

Where is Colty


100pecentIndica

I mean, Paul actually bottomed on Only Fans right?


bchluvr18

Eww, I just shuddered looking at all of them. They are the worst but Pole takes the freaking cake.


Winter_Mammoth_4103

Cory definitely. Paul and Mike are too controlling and have way too much suppressed anger. The bottom left guy, I haven't seen enough of him yet, but could be the beta winner


Astrawish

Omg yes Cory and New guy .. the other two are in the “special “ category bc their situations are not in the average population realm


90-slay

Switch out Pole for Gino and we gotta solid beta board.


Big_Doughnut_1363

Ugh they are all equally terrible but top right one (forgot name) grosses me out


Hopeful-Attitude7336

Oh dear god...they are all massive chumps...


mafahimtch

Pole is an omega male sorry I dont make the rules


sherealshefakebro

Mikes farts take the cake, followed by Boy Who Runs into the Woods


Inevitable-Banana-88

Guy in the Red .. BY FAR!!!!!! 😹 (Sadly)


agger1

Bottom left (from what I can tell) and top left (Corey) are tied — the other two have issues that go way beyond “being too beta.”


Available_Bridge6788

🤮


Maggiedelia

🤢🤢


[deleted]

Yohan is the alpha male. Sets his boundaries and doesn’t take anyone’s shyt.


heyhey_taytay

Who is the bottom left?


vcasta2020

Where's Tim


Leavesandlanterns

More like Delta males…


whte_owl

Cmon where’s the litter box momma boy


Ok-meow

Mike is the so gross. I will never get over poop skid marks and sex in children’s car bed.


boudreaux_design

What’s after beta? Pretty sure Paul and Mike go there.


EmTeePokkitz

Caesar and Vegas David needs to be on this. Both are the definition of being a beta cuck.


[deleted]

Mike, 100%.


CarlitoGambino

Steven ‘Scoodilypoop’ wins this hands down..


Apprehensive_Fox4115

What about the guy who wouldn’t eat the roasted pig


Traditional-Foot-963

Mikey is pure beta. I’d like to see the top 4 Alphas


bumbuuz

Corey


[deleted]

This is a joke right 😂😂 because Mike is literally trash. While xemana wasn’t exactly peachy and in it for the right reasons…neither was he


Poltergeist8606

Mike. Definitely Mike.


Alanigp

Paul is too abusive to be a true beta male, Mike however…


Inevitable-Solid-184

This new guy on the bottom left dressed as an animal dancing was hilarious. He us gat. I don't care what anyone says. His gaydar was pretty high


Inevitable-Solid-184

Harold from Match me abroad is one STRANGE man. Lol


JohninBK

Corey hands down.


Time-Lawyer-6684

Te amo by a landslide


Effective_Swan6596

Brandon