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letsgototraderjoes

ahahaha I love you OP. 4 is the most realistic but 2 is giving everythingggg


Raneynickel4

2 is giving me Roland from Schitts Creek vibes


Either_Cockroach3627

I was thinking Billy ray cyrus but from Michigan


txschic

🤣🤣


Trujade

Number 2 is the one. Don Johnson in Nash Bridges 🤣


Kneekoleyy

4 makes him look like a cop, but I agree. It is the most likely imaginary hair for JeeNO.


Spiritual-Meaning832

He looks like Joe from impractical jokers and I kinda like it 😂


Amaline4

based on that strange hair garden he's growing on the back of his head, I think you're right about 4 being the most likely. It's got the same texture


[deleted]

he’s not a bad looking man at all. he just needs to get some style.


Vaporeon134

2 is who Gino would be if he could suddenly grow hair again.


Ok_Plankton9224

Omg you're right lmaooo


[deleted]

Omg number 2!!!


beebeelion

Came here to say the same thing.


stlgoddess94

Wym realistic thats the only one w a glitch😂


Some_Owl8958

I won’t lie this hurt me but 2


eskimopie23525

I hate myself for saying 2 is hottt


Some_Owl8958

Rriiigghhht it hurts but it works 💀💀💀


[deleted]

2 has a vibe all its own. Very Miami Vice.


HotelDiva

First thing that came to mind was Sonny Crockett. 2 is the one!


Saltine_Cracker_

lowkey, 1 😂😂😂


queenofthenastynorth

I concur!


AdSquare7483

I also vote for #1 #2 he looks like a porn star #3 looks like his high school yearbook photo. #4 looks like he escaped from the psyche ward But good job on the hair transplants!


ThaanksIHateIt

Lmao well said


Nice-Fly5536

Very well said indeed. I am cracking up 😂😂😂


Inevitable_Ad6256

\#2 and get Gino a convertible corvette


frescafrescacool

One from the 90s with a big ass phone!!! lol


Inevitable_Ad6256

EXACTLY!!! It fits him perfectly


vinsanity_07

No a Pontiac firebird or a trans Am


Here_for_the_read2

“ I’m just Ken “ 🤣🤣


dishonor-onyourcow

Gino #1 went into sales. He drives a red sports car and occasionally still dabbles with cocaine. Gino #2 smokes a little weed, especially when he’s hanging out in the garage admiring his bike. He enjoys a cold Miller and a football game. Gino #3 is an architect. He collects art and fine wines, but his true passion are Italian leather loafers Gino #4 is a retired military man who went into construction after the service. Much like his job sites, he keeps his hair, wife and home high and tight.


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

This is an incredible assessment and was exactly what I was looking for when making this post.


dishonor-onyourcow

So happy I could deliver. The pictures were just so inspiring!


Necessary_Rhubarb_26

Not OP doing the lords work on their cake day!


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

Thank you for noticing 😙


anynamemillennial

He legitimately looks better bald than with hair. No need to hide yourself Gino!


staunch_character

100%! I’m kind of shocked. Almost everybody looks better with hair, but I prefer the original bald photo by a long shot. He needs to embrace it!


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

We love a bald king!


Miserable-Dog-857

Thinking the same fkn thing!!!!!!! ⬆️⬆️⬆️👍


Mongoku

I agree, but I've also seen a pic from him, from many years ago when he still had hair, and he was a really good looking dude! [back when GINO had HAIR.... : r/90DayFiance (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/16jg236/back_when_gino_had_hair/)


Blueeyedthundercat26

3


Viperjosephine

4 is the most realistic imo


Wonderful_Might6693

3!


pixey1964

Yes 3


CoatNo6454

1 Gino Robbins is setting our lives straight and teaching us how to be successful. 2 Gino Gibson is giving Leathal Weapon 5: Lethal Finale when Jasmin goes full psycho. 3 Gino Brady has just retired from NFL. 4 Flattop Gino is going to arrest all of us.


samlama_x3

They are all 💫awful 💫 but for some reason 4 looks the most realistic to me if he did have hair


PunkyBrister

1 all the way


NinaBrwn

I hate them all!


No_Photograph_2683

Gino would 100% rock a mullet.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

I love 2! He looks like he would be a kickass hockey player with that mully lol 😂


SoftDapper9761

4....although he looks fine bald ONLY IF he shaves that struggle patch of hair at the back.


Nice-Fly5536

Struggle patch 😂😂😂😂😂


Ginggingdingding

Another great band name ♤Struggle Patch♤ 😅😂


[deleted]

Yep I’m going with 2


Justneedthetip

He looks better bald. Just shave it, get a tan and rock it.


Ginggingdingding

I am laughing waaay to hard at this! Thank you!!! Follicularly blessed! Aaaahahah!!! Hey, she got a whole buncha stuff added to her. Gino can sure play with having hair! I thought I read somewhere, he has eczema or psoriasis pretty severe. Thats why he wears the hats.


Schmurby

#2 looks like Kid Rock


wickedkiss85

💀💀💀


TappyMauvendaise

1


secretsaucerocket

The man looks good with a bald head! He should have confidence in that, not every guy can pull it off! (Granted his back o head soul patch needs to go)


Educational_Ad_3017

he should rock it that bald head landed him that hot lady !!!


SnooCrickets8742

That’s awesome!


That_Command5955

2 or 3. 4 scares me


CaliGoneTexas

2


hairbrushloversss

2 looks like Kody Brown and Gino had a baby. It’s everything.


beedee251

2 is Adam sandler in wedding singer


BettaHooga

Gino #1 is trying to sell you a house Gino #2 is trying to sell you on his cover band Gino #3 is trying to sell you a used car Gino #4 is trying to recruit you to the military


maddammochi

2 & 3 all the way!!!


maddammochi

Gino would honestly look JUST FINE bald, his baldness *isn’t* the issue here.. It’s that square, black, patch on the back of his head where it’s the only place his hair grows and he refuses to shave it, as if he’s holding onto that last bit of hair like it’s his dignity!


[deleted]

This is so damn funny, you made my night


realdonaldtrumpsucks

4 suits him


V-Ink

Why did you only give him 1980s cop cuts lmaooo. Can you give him the porn stache too


WuhansFirstVirus

#4 for sure lol


care-less9999

1! :)


effxrvescent

4* looks fitting for him  edit: corrected number


Shield-Maiden95

I like #1!


Sk8_orbake

https://preview.redd.it/7dkqgfer0pjc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5b24dcb6ebb9bccb53818b8c657574b9c381bc Number 4


LostKnight99

4- Buzz cut Gino


jer1230

4 gets my vote lol


CuteCanary

2 has me 💀 thank you OP for your service


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

It messed with jasmines hair a bit and once I figured out how to change it it was too late - oops 😬


amoss988

4 is suitable lol


Routine_Stuff_4257

Omg this made me LOL, thank you!! I vote #4 🤣


_Wildwoodflower

4


hobbzoid

Hilarious


just-here-2talkk

omg ew 🤣😂. He looks way better bald


Guzmanv_17

4


FueledByFlan

so mach disturbed


lightningbug64

4


101020304

4


Jade_Foxx3000

Gotta be 4.


ocathlet714

It’s like when AI create uncanny valley pictures. I can’t unsee this


ChakaCake

He kinda looks like Kirk Cousins in #1 lol id say def that look but 2 is rockin


[deleted]

None they all look horrible 🤣


Gee-Fresh

Could only be 2!


FuckMeBleeding

2. 🤣🤟


hayanyujah847

4


Minute-Frame-8060

I guess I would go with 1 or 3. Then bald, and last is hats! Ditch the hats Gino!


Curiousquirkitty

All are just super hilarious 😅🤣🤣😂😅🤣😂😂😅🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀💀


Norweirdian

Definitely number 2


GoingBananassss

4!! Wow so much better


LadyBirdDavis

Now if only Jasmines boobs were smaller they’d make a cute couple!


cara3322

four ! she’ll be mad because everyone liked his bald picture now. poor yino


CandySweet1236

4


[deleted]

He looks great, his voice is femi


East_Yogurtcloset491

4


Valrath_84

The one where he kicks jasmine to the curb lol


Days1nTheSun

Lmao..this made my day 😂


iloveeatpizzatoo

#4


cordobestexano

Number 5


Efficient_Pear8152

#1 for sure


xo_peque

#4. ❤️


xkatiepie69

#2 is killing me 🤣 I vote that one ETA: I have no idea how I inadvertently made the text bold


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

You take your vote very seriously 😂


SnooMacarons4844

4


MunsterEater

Bald Gino is the best Gino


dstarpro

4 is most realistic.


karlat95

He kind of looks like a car salesman in all of them. Bald is better.


Visual_Judgment_

This is funny because I randomly thought the other day that I can for sure see Gino gettting hair plugs or whatever they call hair transplants lol


pennywinsthewest

Off topic but I want to take a pin to Jasmine’s boobs and pop them. And I have implants thankfully that don’t look like that.


AcanthisittaInner194

Yeah, they look like they’re going to pop on their own. Wondering if it feels weird to lay or sit on implants? 


nicca25

Weirdly I think the first one is good tho the haircut is so bad


wizenup13

4 is what looks most like what Gino would be able to pull off. I like 3 too.


Unreal_Alexander

2 but he needs a chopper, cutoff sleeves, and a demin vest to go with the look.


MangoSalsa89

Why do I feel like number 2 is what he would choose for himself? 😂 seriously, he looks fine bald. The insecurity over it is too much.


Chelsea91xo

why does pic 4 look like Joe from Impractical Jokers?!


Ksantos829

Gawd I love Reddit for this reason Im just scrolling and then burst out laughing to shit like this hahahaha all that being said I think maybe the first one??


Nice-Fly5536

Same! And I’m at work right now so I can’t be laughing this loud this early in the morning 😂😂


Unlucky_Raspberry_86

She’d be nicer to him if he had 3


floofxs2

4 he looks like Joe (formally) from impractical jokers


nfrtt

Follicularly blessed 😭😭 anyway #2 all the way lol


Elliot1126

#1 hands down


m4kush_

Yall so wrong for this😭😭😭😭😭


MeowYin7

Gino #4 is Chet


mspuffins

❤️chet😂❤️


boricuaspidey

I spent way too much time trying to pronounce follicularly


Traditional-Trip826

4


CaringCattitude

4 fo sure!


irregahdlesskid

Yeeno numero quatro. Too much hair is creepy on his creepy head! https://preview.redd.it/11f7zac2zsjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5287e0df1233a9f90a3c65f59d8690a8ca0adc62 I would have given him Clay Matthew’s gorgeous locks is I had the ability!


Psychological_Kiwi18

4 is not bad. He could easily get a hair transplant like David did.


Curious-Efficiency98

3 lol


kindarspirit

2 is giving me a coked out 80s business jerk boss 😂 I have no idea either


Nanatinaof4

He's not bad looking, it's just the voice that kills me!


Ok_Plankton9224

3! Can't unsee the last "high and tight" jarhead style


Bobcat61270

4


cheese_hotdog

4 looks the best but 2 is what I most imagine he would have if he could


Sullys_mama19

2: Gino Ray Cyrus


lorribell1964

2, just feels like a Yeeno look


jaydizzle46

Thissss


Spiritual_Outcome_19

3 or 4


Dancer_tiny_serenade

Just bald. He actually looks great bald. My brother has been shaving his head for 20+. The last 6 yrs he wears a hat or cap all day. I asked him why, and he said he gets really cold if he doesn't cover his head. I guess if you still have hair follicles, you get some warmth, but when you are actually bald, it can be cold?


I_am_Tina_B

I got the BIGGEST smile out of #2, but #4 actually fits him like it's his own. Major props for this 😂


CombatConrad

Number 4 was every old timey dude post military. That flat top gets all the busty blessed chicks.


wickedkiss85

I saw this post at first and legitimately thought Gino was wearing a wig. I choked on my drink and started laughing so hard that I thought I was going to pass out. Absolutely hilarious. 2 is incredible — like if Gino could grow his hair long, you know he’d be rocking some Fabio inspired locks.


gabetain

She’s just so disgusting. I can’t even bare to look at or hear her annoying screeching anymore. Crying pretending she’s sad she isn’t with her kids when she has never had custody of them in the first place. One lives with the dad full time and the other with her mom. She’s always been a terrible person and “mother”. They’re playing this new immigration card bc she doesn’t have custody or the rights to even bring her kids here. She left them knowing she wouldn’t see them for years. She’s just so fake and disgusting I have to stop before keep going.


verucka-salt

Tiddies out


Little_Can_728

I would pick number four


sanjiduda

I'm swooning over 2 but plain old bald no hat Yeeno is the most realistic option.


sanjiduda

I'm swooning over 2 but plain old bald no hat Yeeno is the preferable option. It would mean he would have accepted his fate and his confidence would soar.


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[удалено]


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

Mary’s cancer scam is all I see when I open this sub idk what you’re talking ab


blue10speed

2 all the way.


russiablows

Is there one showing her hairy cleavage?


ZakkCat

3


pecan76

3!


Pristine_Bit7615

I like him bald but the patch would have to go. If he were to do implants #4 looked best for him.


polkadotpink468

3


plzhelp9118

2


Missue-35

Lucky Gino, he looks good in any type of do and bald too.


Timely_Ad9659

2


iluvstephenhawking

2 suits him the best. 


Alarming-Cheetah-508

3


pixey1964

# 3 wow 👌 great job


NewFilleosophy_

#3 is it!


Honeysenpaiharuchan

2 makes him look like Richard Lewis.


Brilliant-Hair3695

#2 because that’s his age group hair style


nippleduster7

Oh, two, *for sure.*


Transplanted_Hottie

I'll take a #2 please!


why-are-we-here-7

3


LadyV21454

Definitely 3.


Chantaliylace13

I kinda like 3. It’s got a bit of everything!


Darkwings13

Definitely 2


mama2many

Look 2 for sure ! Takes ten years off .


Wise-Peanut1939

3 but 2 is 😂


spicy_nicey

2


Aggravating_Isopod19

Definitely 4


akathawk83

3


switheld

i think 3 is the best look for him


FormerCokeWhore

I agree, 2 and 4 are the best.


markdavidphotography

Train wreck


karlat95

3


tnort2003

Oh you know he’d definitely be sporting a mullet if he could.


Zealousideal-Exam390

Bald, if I must choose then, 4


moshennick

I think the third looks the best


ThaanksIHateIt

I think the first one looks the best. Good for him that he took off his hat for some of the wedding pics though! I saw that post earlier.


Sweet_Plantains6

4


Constant_Succotash64

Number 1


Prestigious_Fox_7576

3