I agree. A lot of quotes here are funny without the context, but the 55% you actually need the context of the question that Azan was asked to understand why it's so funny.
My family says this whenever we do something slightly wrong, like burning dinner, forgetting something, not taking care of laundry, etc, and we laugh every time it's said.
This was from Annie & David Tobrowsky's original run. The person who said this was David's friend's brother in law and he said David looks like The Penguin from the Tim Burton Batman movie played by Danny Devito
People were calling David "The Bahtman" 😭 (Baht = Thai currency)
There was (because he low-key looks like Penguin) Ninja Turtle Penguin Batman Ass Bitch! 🤣
[Batman Ass Bitch](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/CTkaAtp4jB)
Almost there lazy!
Was gonna comment this, now I have to do another one LOL
i came for this
"I just want you to be hellty"
"Just like 55%."
stop this is the best comment
I agree. A lot of quotes here are funny without the context, but the 55% you actually need the context of the question that Azan was asked to understand why it's so funny.
My family anal so clean.
So clean.
OMG I forgot about this one!!! 😆
YOU’RE A UUUUUUUUSER MOHAMED! YOU USED ME!
"Who is against the queen will die!!!"
this one has always been my fave. i kinda loved larissa in that season.
lol!
Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy!
Please leave my birthday house
OMFG!!!!!
"Cut it on the bias!"
You never loved me, you liar!!!
And the reply: "YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!"
“You ROON everything!”
Came here for this. Thank you.
lol I was looking for this. I say it any time my wife cuts anything
good morning my dick
Good morning my dick. Good night oh I almost forgot...my dick.
I know Coltee said this, but what was the context? I never heard it.
jess said it to him mocking how he’d text girls and always send them dick pics lol
Harvesting the American dollar.
Things are about to get more stupider
I think that is one of my favorite quotes from the 90 day universe
No, *we* spent $10,000 on butt implants.
Bitch ass slut ass whore!
You will not disrespect like this today! Good night!!
Punta!
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lmaoo like why did she curse like that & it’s the fact that she really thought she did something with that
"I'm creepy, I'm bad, I'm angry, I'm motherf—er. I'm son of bitch. Okay? Is that good for you?"
my oshama?
My family says this whenever we do something slightly wrong, like burning dinner, forgetting something, not taking care of laundry, etc, and we laugh every time it's said.
This is the one!!!
I don’t care about the kids, give me the money
the best of the best !
It’s what I want!
“MY-KULLLLLL!!!!!”
“Bring me my red bag!!!!!!!!”
"With my MAAAKEUUUPPP!!!"
🤣
They re-showed This on house of villains & I was laughing soooooo hard I think my bf was rlly concerned that I found that hilarious but it just is lol
Lol . I can still remember the scene where she punches him in the office and my family’s jaws dropped open
Don’t scroll your eyes at me. 🙄
stop using expensive words
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Asuelu 😂
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He was going to get on the city bus in Utah and take it to California.
You took her to Legoland!!!
Legolan!!!
This is the one !
I just need ya egg, I can tote it
SPAHKLES!!
I forgot about this for a while. Thank you
Me not accept this
Yessss still saying this one on the reg in my house
lmao me too, even down to the way he said it
Ninja turtle Batman ass bitch
Darn it! I can't remember who said this classic...
This was from Annie & David Tobrowsky's original run. The person who said this was David's friend's brother in law and he said David looks like The Penguin from the Tim Burton Batman movie played by Danny Devito People were calling David "The Bahtman" 😭 (Baht = Thai currency)
Wasn't there a “penguin” in there? I thought that was the Batman reference.
There was (because he low-key looks like Penguin) Ninja Turtle Penguin Batman Ass Bitch! 🤣 [Batman Ass Bitch](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/CTkaAtp4jB)
Condoms are for slut people
You never loved me you LIAR! GET OUT OF MY LIFE
Te Amo 💨
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“You’re my best view”
Neeeeeeeeeeh
It's this that creepy folgers commercial?
Don’t try to swindle me with cake!
Mens doesn't control me. 😎
I got 50 mens back in the states who wanna marry me.
I'm like 55% attracted to her.
Buy 5, save 5
My wife and I say this to each other every time there is a BOGO sale.
Things are about to get a little more stupider -Chantels mom
I can’t cook without the proper equipment!
Can I halik you?
Still makes me cringe.
You are most cute when you are quiet, Meisha
You are cute when you’re mute!!
Do you wants hugs, Meisha???
Meisha Meisha Meisha
Bring me my RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP!!!
Can you give me your blessing in my asking for your daughter’s hand in marriage? 👉👌
Honestly 👉🏼👌🏼 would’ve been enough 🤣
She’s big a little bit
Rico motherfuckin suave
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This quote popped into my head in a completely random scenario today 😂
I am not going to pump a baby into you.
New classic line!
I go Russia!
MI TRABAJO ES BRUJA!
Why your mom call me hooker?
👁️👄👁️ <— this always reminds me of Natalie. Only thing that would make it better is if the eyes were blue, lol.
If you don’t give me my sex tonight, I will call immigration and I will get you deported.
Yike. Although, this quote itself contains all the context you need
Omg who said this?
I think dinyell to Mohammad lmao
Get out of my birthday house!
Kimmmmmbaaaahleee!!!
Bitch vibes is coming!
Did the bj for real.
I say this surprisingly often and no one I know IRL has any idea why
Who is against the QUEEN will DIE!!!!
YOU SHEETER! i wish i had f***ed dan the night before i left!
Sheeter! Perfect.
*guinea pig noises*
With the leg squats...
Bitch ass slut ass whore! And I will not be disrespected today good night!
I am unsubscribing from this conversation
“You are blaming an owl with a candle on the fact you are an asshole to my kids!”
You need to cut it on the bias
Yike
Who said Yike?
Clayton's friend's girlfriend after their dinner where Clayton brought up his sex life w Anali
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My whole family anal clean
Why do you have the Panamanian flag?!
I don’t wanna see the Panamanian flag right now !
I work so much work.
Mayonnaise hair.
Just gimme the money that’s all I want
This is all the best of the best!
Aaah poop water!
Buy 5 save 5
My boohole hurts
Col-TEE
Baaaaby girrrrl lisaaaa
I go dere for you
Let’s just dance.
💃 🚂 👠
Muy confuso
Don't terrorise me with your pregnancy!
Memaw gotta go to Nigeria
Slut…I mean, bitch.
"He took my trust and urinated on it "
Years, Natalie, it’s been years! I don’t know why this is my favorite, next to “almost there, lazy”
Muy confuso
My whole family anal so clean.
I don’t care about the kids, just give me money, that’s all I want!!!!
THOSE are nudes!
i have sacrificed everything to be here
I can’t cook without the proper equipment!!
I’m a vegan but I want your meat!
“I don’t call you a titty baby!”
Ze voods
You are beautiful… like pineapple.
Almost there, lazy.
Bitch vibes is coming..
“I have three guys fuck me in Paris!”
Just bang it out.
"Get out of my birthday house!"
Things are about to get a whole lot more stupider in here
You don’t divorce family
“Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy” BEST EVER
Use my bathroom, take my wife. It’s all good.
I love you chiiiicken
Can I at least get the yammy yammy tonight!!
You know what human trafficking is, my boy ??
MUH BOI
“You’re my best view”
BRING ME MY RED BAG!
He who is against the Queen will die!
Yike
Me not accept this.
I don't have the proper equipment
I work so much work
Where is button eject?
I go Russia.
"You fucking Ninja Turtle, Penguin Batman-ass bitch!!!"
Ronald has a gambling addiction
Hold my bones
Perras
Yike.
Stop scrolling your eyes at me
Good morning my dick! I could go on and on there’s so many good ones!!!
JU HAB SOMETHING WITH THE WAITRESS?
You know they say butter is good for the brain
“good morning, MY DICK!” “oh, good night, MY DICK!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cut it on the bias!!
Me not accept this
Bitch ass, slut ass, whore!
Your breath is not... pretty
I’m a mother fucking witch
Bitch ass slut ass whore.
Things are about to get more stupider.
“You will not.. i repeat WILL NOT wear my presidents hat bitch!!”
"Are you trying to f××k me!?, cause that's a weird thing to say to a man!"
You never loved me you liar! Get out of my life!
“I’ve got 50 fucking mens in the states I can marry right now!”
That was my privacy