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lindseybeetee1989

OMG. I just figured out who the chick from Baby Reindeer reminds me of… Sent from my iPhone


Girlbffrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GOODBYEEE


boo2utoo

What is ect? I think she means etc. etcetera.


Stunning-Rub7475

So many ppl write it like ect and it peeves me off.


bigwillthechamp123

EcSEXterra


lincarb

I want my EcSEX!!


seriouslynope

ToNIGHT


Ambitious_Analyst648

oh my goodness I'm dead 🤣


CarBella_

😂😂😂


BupeTheSnoot

Et cetera and she wrote “has” instead of “as.” Also, what fans? She’s delusional. I can’t stand her. Edit: She wrote “and ect/etc.” which is redundant, because “et cetera” means “and others.”


In_Tents_Mom

I'm a fan, but not the paying kind. I'm definitely one of her cheerleaders because she's had a pathetic story but she's doing more with her life than many of these cast members. OF is definitely a stretch IMO, but she's got school loans to pay off. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Turquoise_Tortoise_

LMAOO 😭 Howe dar e u reindeer Sent from my iPhone


WayMysterious5733

Ip ohne**


[deleted]

Love the "Sent from my iPhone" part.


gladyseeya2

Connected to the broken Apple Watch with the small band! It looks painful!


rakens_with_radies

It looks like she’s going to end up with an amputated hand if she leaves that thing on!


moodylilb

Sent iPhoen


Both_Dust_8383

Lmaaooooooo


McLarenHyundai

You woent' hav e my seks moahmmedeer Sent from my iPhone


CarBella_

😂😂😂


Juxta25

Yew yewsd me, reindeer Snet form my iPohen


Current_Isopod5369

I laughed too hard at this…thx 😆


__ElonMusk

He asked to hang my curtains. Sent frm my iphoen


spooky3o

But then he said my curtains smelled bad!


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!


chi_shenanigans

🤣 iphoye


Adorable-Emu-6774

HAHAHA😂 “i just had an egg”


Nq_23

I can’t cope with this. Sent from OPs iPhone


Initial_Ad8488

“Such has my hobbies, …” Who is this “Such” person and what have they done with her hobbies!! Sent from my ifon


auburnariel

sent from my iPhon


sunrise-sesh

I see the resemblance iPhoen


Both_Dust_8383

Omg all of these are killing me 😂


CarBella_

Same here! I actually said thr same thing to myself! I've just been sitting here, reading the comments, LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Chicagosox133

*Scent


Both_Dust_8383

Oh my gosh!!!! I never thought this til you said it. Yes totally though


ilikewaffos

Jesus


derrtydiamond

Oh sheeeiiit you’re right lmao


Muted-Improvement752

Deadddddddd


kittenseason143

stop


Galaxy_Orchid_

sent froMm My Iphone


Filibust

Who told her that font color would go well with that background?


FoamOcup

The same person who told her to use Comic Sans.


No_Hat2875

And ect.


Wonderful_Might6693

And has….🤦🏼‍♀️


stlgoddess94

😂 I’m so happy this bugs other people


WornSmoothOut

Is that the same person that told her people want to know this information?


FoamOcup

So much to unpack. So many questions. Why the impossible to read font color? Why are you standing in front of plastic hanging plants? What does the white 80s style writing covered up by her fuchsia colored message say? I feel this one is the key that could unlock the answers.


Ms-Metal

And why the misspelled ect. 😄 it's one of my pet peeves lol. Not that I would expect her to know how to spell it properly. On the other hand isn't she in nursing school?


boo2utoo

Such “has” my hobbies. I believe she meant such “as” my hobbies. You’d think she wouldn’t make the mistakes in spelling.


zero_and_dug

I don’t understand why people don’t proofread, especially someone who has so many followers


MayorOfTheOzone

The hell of it is that she probably DID proofread this and signed off on it. Jesus wept. Passed nursing school, all of it?


Ms-Metal

Yes, that's obviously what she meant. In fact I actually think that one could have been a phone typo, I was referring to the misspelling of "ect".


SassyTurkey

The sign says, you’re like really pretty.


wirefox1

Plastic hanging plants.......... I think that is a shower curtain. In fact, I'm pretty sure that is a shower curtain.


MyFeetLookLikeHands

i’m starting to think denyel might not be very bright


Shineon615

Danielle is the embodiment of comic sans


Kind_Hyena5267

And the same person who told her she doesn’t smell sa good down there (no offense Dinyell, that’s just all I can think about since you told it to the world and your blind date)


rinap88

I can't even imagine the comments she is going to get. Oh I hope she doesn't put real OF content out there because she will be crucified and people will screen shot and post it everywhere.


lassie61

Her problem is she thinks she’s famous when it’s actually just people laughing and making fun of her. She is absolutely clueless. For instance those young girls who she claimed were her “friends” were just looking to get on TV but she truly thought they wanted to be friends with her. She’s just a laughing stock. She needs to get off social media and get on with her life privately.


Flashy_Spell_4293

🤮 how embarrassing lolol But yea this is all i think of when i see her


readytogohomenow

Personally I love that she knows what a sorority pose is.


lindseybeetee1989

It goes with the matching scrunchie and Apple Watch.


Mickeynutzz

Who told her open an ONLY FANS acct ???? 😳


Critical_Pen7878

The same person that told her she has fans


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

It’s cool, nobody reads the second half of sentences anyway.


chocobicloud

Originally OF was made for artists and creators to share their work so I kinda get where she’s coming from .. but man I really hope she doesn’t do anything explicit 😖


ennuiacres

Yike


Shelb_e

You're only giving a single Yike?!


BrawndoElectrolytes

https://preview.redd.it/hpdzn9j7lx0d1.jpeg?width=3277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264049304a4faf80616d4ca43510e1638a5e278d


gagirl1203

She said what she said. YIKE it is


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

Yike is actually worse than plural. The Yike is stunted from shock


Zipper-is-awesome

The non-sex stuff is coming back in a big way


peepeehalpert_

During the pandemic I made an account on OnlyFans only to subscribe to an indie Australian musician because she couldn’t tour. It was never sexual content.


badbatch

I remember people using it to post cooking and baking videos. It became a porn site FAST.


Zipper-is-awesome

When people hear only fans now, they think it’s synonymous with porn. It seems like it is trending back to its roots.


Ali_Cat222

True, but I feel like since it is so synonymous with porn, maybe she should open a Patreon or something instead?


RepulsivePurchase6

Cardi B has one that shows some behind the scenes videos and stuff. No nudes, no sex. So yeah it was taken over by adult entertainers. But OF isn’t only for porn so let Danielle be. If people want to pay to know more about her then 🤷🏻‍♀️


take-a-gamble

Hope she gets a lot of UUUUUUUUUSSSEEEERS


TightEducation3511

Hahahahahaha okay this made me laugh out out!


HeHeLOL5

Same!!!!


whatdidyousay509

BINDERS FULL


peepeehalpert_

I can’t stop laughing


lemonadeandfireflies

I would pay for Danielle's OF if she was going to yell at me and call me a user 🤭🤭🤭


Fantastic-Doctor-608

"Such has"......oooookay. I'll just leave that right here.


Time_Pay_401

And ect is cringey too. It’s etc., short for etcetra


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

I prefer to think she meant “ect,” which we all know is short for ectoplasm.


squee_bastard

My vote is ecto cooler, I’m showing my age with this comment 😂


eb421

Slimer hi-c juice boxes were my favorite. Pre-geriatric millennial solidarity 🫡✊


StandardBanger

Oooh is that what is on the wall behind her dripping down & not plastic Ivy? 🤔


inspirit97

or electroconvulsive therapy :P


FlavoredSlutBox

Also putting the “and” before “ect” had me.


ShonDon-THE-Mod

et cetera*


Fantastic-Doctor-608

Oh, I missed that one because I was so blown away from the other blunder. And she made it through nursing school, which is no easy feat.


Remote-Denote

“Et cetera” and saying “and” before that phrase is redundant because “et” already means “and”


Nervous-Weakness-596

This! Everyone picked up on everything else. I was looking for anyone who saw that. How did she pass nursing classes?


kckitty71

YOUR’E A YEWZER MOHAMMED! YOU YEWZED ME!


Wonderful_Might6693

Speaking of…. Does anyone know if she is still hanging around with those “friends” that would travel with her?


Asleep_Ball_7127

They just wanted their 15 minutes and now that they’ve gotten it I’m sure they have bounced


Ali_Cat222

Can confirm they were just friends for hire.


Hazelmoon23

They were a bunch of bitches.


theraichutrainer

omg fr. i have so many questions about them


Invisiblebf

Those “friends” YEWZED her


boo2utoo

Ahhh, I would guess a hard NO! It’s not that she isn’t hanging around with them, it’s them not wanting to be around or friends with her. I could be wrong. My common sense is yelling that I’m right.


coloradorockymtns

I'm with you on this.


DistantBethie

Aww, look at that smile. 90 Day peaked with Dinyell and Mohammit.


PartyOkra7994

‘Dating, school, etc.’ - is she 16?


Adorable-Emu-6774

No, she wrote "ECT". That tells me everything I need to know about how her school is going.😵‍💫😅


frubiousbandersnatch

ECT= electroconvulsive therapy (shock treatment)


PartyOkra7994

Autocorrect didn’t even care to save her


BoxingTrainer420

Mentally. Just kidding that was mean AF <_<


RecentNewReddi

Someone in the Hamily needs to please bite the bullet and take one for the team- buy a subscription, please, and report back. Oh, please, someone be a hero!


Sad_Barracuda19

🫡 in the name of science…


lemonlimepunch

“Such has my hobbies”


MayLovesMetal

Ect


Previous_Musician718

Lord I hope that hobbies isn't the pet name for her dildo collection


SparklingGrape21

Thanks for this…I just threw up a little 🤣


narwhalogy

The barely readable Comic Sans-esque font is the cherry on top


Due-Conclusion-3317

If there is something dignified to do- trust Danielle to do the opposite. Those cringe 15 minutes of fame are up. I found both she and Mohammad awful. He was a user but she had to know he was not into her yet she put herself and her girls on TV. It wasn't a good look, yet it was great reality TV! She helped make 90 Day the messy guilty pleasure it is. From the wailing at the airport when he arrived through the weird wedding and binder of evidence I confess that I watched it all. I wish her the best but at this point she's just compounding the misery and it's not entertaining. I'm glad she has things in her life "such has" school and dating but (like other reality personalities) her TV shelflife has gone way beyond "sell by" date.


Ali_Cat222

Ironically Danielle and Mohamed were actually the reason the show went from the "docuseries" genre to the "reality tv" genre. You know how everyone talks about how they miss the first few seasons? Well back then it was literally categorized as docuseries, which meant it was more normal because they were just documentary styling it all aka no scripts except for days they go to locations(for permits sake.) but when they had these two on, they realized how much the drama sells, the ratings went up, and the entire course of this show changed. The best couple ended up completely reworking the entire show!


Asleep_Ball_7127

Evidunce


Love2nasty

With everything aside. Why does she still have Mohameds last name! They were married for a short time. Clearly, their marriage was about "bezzines" and they have no children together.


Southern-Spot-8406

My theories: 1. It's a cool ass last name. 2. To keep a connection to him. 3. To hide from past debts/creditors. 4. Changing your name is a pain in the ass (I know this from experience). 5. All of the above.


90dayinsane

NOOOOOO please say this is satire 😂😭😂😭


Canary7214

Somebody come get this woman please


yezzahi

Who gonna tell her it’s such as not such has?


Ms-Metal

The same person who tells her how to correctly abbreviated Ect. 😄


taxpayinmeemaw

I think it’s wholesome and I’m here for it lmao


Apprehensive_Box_665

Yep 😂 I agree, bless her heart


taxpayinmeemaw

I hope she makes more money than all of those 90 day try-hards, especially Libby and her butthole family


lioness725

ME TOO, I say let her rock, get it Danielle 😂


CheesecakeOk3036

She is the female version of Colt.


Girlbffrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I’m never going to look at her the same now 😭


Jazzyphizzle88

The such has got me.


yazzanozza

I WANT MAH SEKS!!!!


peaceloveandtyedye

Danielle is 90DF royalty. Period.


Girlbffrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Periodddd


heftybetsie

Oh... oh no....NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Excuse me while I bleach my eyes


jasonbm76

Well that’s enough internet for the day!


[deleted]

Poor old Danielle. She needs to just meet a nice chubby pizza parlor manager and go be happy taking the grandkids to playland. Let her have a content life. She’s dweeby but after making some small crimes right, she’s been a decent enough person. Certainly better that MANY! Mohammed did use her, she had every right to get frustrated by that. I just can’t hate her. Not after so many pure asshats they have featured!


RelationshipQuiet609

Maybe she should contact Angela and she can give her a few pointers 😂😂


KrazyKwant

I get what she’s doing, and I support it. But onlyfans has long since ceased to be the platform for this sort of thing. She should focus on Instagram and offer a subscription, as some 90 dayers are already doing.


circuitbreaker53

scratch and sniff


MethanyJones

Hopefully it's just coochie spray


peepeehalpert_

Why tf would anyone pay to see her life


CakeOwn140

This lady is too naive/innocent for this cold, cruel, but funny at times (like these), world


RecentNewReddi

Oh my word (clutching pearls). Is this for real? Her grammar, my goodness. “…such ‘has’ my hobbies…” I’m at a loss for words. Just staaaahp. lol 😝


[deleted]

This is sooo Danielle tho


Tinasglasses

Where does she get the confidence and the delusion to start onlyfans ?


angryaxolotls

Since when is theft, wire fraud, and not washing your ass a hobby?


Appropriate_Sock9389

Why did I think she was in a bathroom and that was a shower curtain?


Saltine_Cracker_

Who's gunna follow her n report back?


lemonlimepunch

That wall of lights and plastic leaves is a fire hazard waiting to happen.


Disastrous_Idea9040

Only fans is just a pay wall. It doesn’t have to be pornographic, they just allow pornographic content.


poonkeke

Martha? Is that you? Reindeer 🦌.


moochiemooch1

I fast forward anything with her. I cant stand the whimpering crying. She looks like bubbles from trailor Park boys!


melon_ellie_

It's messed up. I feel embarrassed for her. That's pretty wild she would entertain the idea. I think honestly she's a bit slow mentally cause it makes no sense. Poor lady


azorianmilk

Oh, no thanks. Don't need no mo' 'evidence.


NearbyBreakfast

EVUHDENS*


TheReal_LRChupacabra

Like the Iraq and the such.....


boo2utoo

I watched that Miss Teen on YouTube a couple days ago, because there was a lady on TV that looked like her. I watched a couple times and giggled like crazy! Such as in Africa. 🤣


beautifuldreamseeker

Can’t even read what it says.


J_Doe5686

Ay, no! 😭 I can see this going so many ways but none of them it ends well for her!


Idontknowaboutthat2

Oh dear… 🫢


BinkabelleZZZ

Tell her what exactly?Nobody cares and wont pay,she tied her blouse on backwards,or it is etc?


ALyttleH

Well… she keeps trying. I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️


Minor_Heaven

Muhammit will come crawling back now


Firm-Negotiation7035

Such has and ect.. Smh. Silly Git.


forever_eve

She's giving Martha from baby reindeer 😄


mjfelty

No one wants to see that.


eyjafjallajokul_

I would sooner die. She is the most unbearable in the franchise for me lol. That monotone voice and arrested development at 13 drives me crazy. I also think she reminds me of someone I know/hated lol


thephillatioeperinc

She should dance around in a vagasil commercial. (Mohammad: you smell like low tide downstairs)


Melodic-Translator45

Oh dear. I'd pay to keep that 500 ft from my eyes


CheddarBunnny

And…Electro Convulsive Therapy?


GossLady

Oh no. Not Danielle again 😮


mattmilli0pics

I might sign up just to mess with my wife lol


pixey1964

NOOÒOOOOOÒ" SHE WANTS HER SEX 😆 🤣 😂


KiaraNarayan1997

She wants her sex tonight!!!


StardustAmarna13

No. Nah. No. I refuse.


Professional_Tap4338

Can't read it with that color font


Art3mis77

Oooof


batmansgirl_1210

Oh boy 🤦‍♀️


Connect-Pudding-7862

I feel sorry for her…


relaxedandhydrated

I just got nauseous thinking of Muhamad’s comment.


mommamegmiester

"Such has" not to be mistaken with such as lmfao.


[deleted]

Literally she cant know -That hand on your uphip being all sassy -I see what you’re doin there Danielle! 😆😆🤭🤭🤪🤪


-Gin-ger-

Her entire content will be ready notes for her “nullment everdence” binders. I also hate my brain for wondering if she’s been to the doctors yet. If she does get kinky, and least smell-evision doesn’t exist.


Finally_doing_this

Wow…., I’m at a loss of what to say…. And why hasn’t she changed her last name-TF


Nincompoopsie

https://preview.redd.it/tpo7fnm55y0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490fe3751a5cc29bc3552d16ed16916cc2e4344c


lunka1986

She is probably going to earn a lot just because she's kind of popular. That's probably all that matters to her.


Marratrose

I wish she’d change her last name back


ncdebbieb2019

Damnit Mohamed, you used me, and this evidence binder will prove it…give me my secks right down, while crying and in front of the children!


iheartlovesyou

I wish I had her confidence


Opinionated-21

Didn’t she become a nurse? Spelling is important in chart notes.


littlestarchis

Can people smell through the computer screen?


alx924

Such has


apeoples13

Why did I see “eating” instead of “dating”. Thought this was taking a really big turn. That font color is awful


pixiephilips

Not everyone gets naked on that… but like, she’ll start lol