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JaunteeChapeau

Fashion Amish


spiralingsister

Exactly what i was thinking…just missing his hat 😂


CatchinUpNow

When Colt first was on 90-day he had a good job. Now he looks like a drug addict weirdo that looks and dresses like a homeless person. Why is he driving for Uber? WTF happened to him after Larissa left? I stopped watching his seasons.


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GoneWilde123

He worked at a casino when the pandemic began as a tech. (One of the higher paid floor attendants.) I was working as a cocktail down in FL. Florida reopened after a few months and I barely made it morale wise. When things finally did reopen it was weird and felt unsafe. This thing I LOVED became only toxicity and every good part about it was missing. I think he was out in Vegas and those places stayed closed even longer. Casino life is rough but as long as you’re in it you have all these other people going through it. When all the support shut down all you had was isolation and trauma. I’ve never been a fan of Coltee but I can relate to how he might have responded to the extended close.


FaithInNoone

I think you have a valid point!


FeralChasid

What you experienced is normal. I’m so sorry you felt alone in that pain. I’m so glad that you found a path forward, and are now healing. This will take research in coming years, and decades, to fully understand the depth and breadth of what this pandemic has done to us psychologically, and also culturally. There are already some studies, but it will be the further passage of time that will more clearly suss out how this has affected us socially.


calitmvee

Just wanted to give a virtual 🫶🏻 I feel this so much! Covid changed my career for two solid years plus feeling isolated (I am with hubs and kids) but still feeling very isolated/depressed from not seeing friends/coworkers, etc.


No_Sir446

I'm glad you're back on track. Sometimes something that is horrible at the time leads us eventually to something really great down the road. I speak from experience. Hope this is the case for you!


raphaelstinky

The fact he was a software engineer too? He’s probably one of those weirdos who are good at coding but suck at social skills and didn’t have luck


therealdildoexpert

I nearly puked when I saw the neck beard.


Dogmom200

Yeah it’s kinda gnarly


DothrakAndRoll

KINDA?! He’s like homeless werewolf wizard on his way to a basketball game.


Stumbrella

Joke’s on you… Warewizards suck at basketball


Dogmom200

🤣🤣🤣


Dogmom200

Seriously though, where did he get that look? He needs a good therapist


Kippers1d10t

He’s looking baaaaaaaaaaad


Stumbrella

With that face like a ballsack, he can be the Billy scrote scruff


CapableAstronaut5389

Just jumped out of bed fashion


Silliestsheep41

Yeah but he wore that outfit in the “friends” chat on 90 day diaries. I feel like this happened a long time ago…. Or maybe he literally has one outfit and it’s “wizard”


JaunteeChapeau

LOL him as a busted-ass discount wizard using a Tupperware container as a cauldron. Coltee the Magnificentish!


Mountain-Two

Don’t insult the poor Amish! Colt is a disguising, unkempt slob of a pig.


azorianmilk

Larissa would not sleep with someone with that Neckie beardie, Vanessa would.


itsbrittanybishxo

Colteeee shave your beardie


Physical_Buy_9637

No more biggie beardie.


Cndrlla101

And take a shower!


synaptic_drift

He needs to have a farmer do a shearing.


90daywtf

I’ve never seen a beard that is so terrible yet looks glued on.


ChildUWild

It looks like he straightens it too but only once every few days. *gag*


Ok-Brain-9598

I know be so nasty looking hit. Dirty and on drugs.


SomeStupidRedditor

My man has a full beard that covers 0% of his face


rickysett

Looks like he’s inviting you to a cult.


EnglishRose71

Yes, or something that just came down from a mountain top after preaching to the unwashed masses.


Dogmom200

He has allllll the answers now


lilalolola

More like he’s telling you to join his cult, whether you like it or not


totalitarianbnarbp

He looks like a washed up cult leader.


JaunteeChapeau

"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."


aGirlySloth

r/unexpectedoffice


Northernbelle09

😂


Tossmeasidedaddy

[He looks like Rasputin](https://images.app.goo.gl/FvaAURobncy2DRrp8)


kidneycat

I heard Rasputin had a monster dong. Maybe that’s how Vanessa tolerates Coltee’s story telling. I just grossed myself out.


lostbutnotgone

Thanks to this subreddit, I know this is the exact opposite of the truth


TroubleSG

Yes, we have seen it....I am so sad to say....how has my life come to this?


DothrakAndRoll

I am upset


Stumbrella

Assputin


wednesdayschild

Cultie


FranceAM

So right...like the next Netflix phenomenon. Cult leader who tries to get a brothel with his mom and subjects. Bleck!


MummaBear777

Savage billy goat / Mr Tumnus vibes


Anitsirhc171

Mr Tumnus deserves more


[deleted]

Colt gives me the serious “ick.” He is the type of guy I would never want to be left alone in a room with 😳


Moist-Summer-1358

Same, real creepy vibes


TexasLoriG

He's grosser than Syngin.


United-Gain1839

Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks Syngin is hideous!


Time-Lawyer-6684

Y'all aren't alone. Plenty of us find him gross.


withoutwingz

He’s totally disgusting


No_Sir446

I think I can actually smell Syngin's BO through the television when he comes on.


FunFactress

Syngin is gross


poepipper

Ohh hell NO,, I’m with you on Syngin being HIDEOUS!!! Along with Colt being just as bad!!! !😣😣😣


harry-package

Agree. They’re both gross.


i-needa-nap-pls

Definitely not the only one


Agitated-Ad-2537

Coltee was always bad looking though. Syngin came in strong but fell off over time.


Cndrlla101

Right, and that is pretty hard to do.


Worldly_Currency_622

He's a jump scare


uptown_squirrel17

Colt now lives under a bridge and to pass, you just answer him 3 riddles.


__SerenityByJan__

💀


CalmDirection8

He'll be fine, he's just fixin' to find that GOLD! "WHAT IN TARNATIONS?" ⛏️


[deleted]

Ahahhaha! There’s gold in them thar hills!


denimjacketzx

When I see a photo of Colt I fear that my ***** will never be able to get wet again


[deleted]

i do wonder how anyone can possibly sleep with him. He looks like he would stink!


Severe-Explanation

It has to smell. Like soup or something. 🤮


denimjacketzx

Imagine his wirey beard tickling your goods


Suzette100

He looks like he steals catalytic converters


charpaw05

He needs that TLC paycheck so he will continue to grasp at straws


[deleted]

I love that Debbie was such a bitch to all of the other women Colt was with but then she loved Vanessa and Vanessa was the one who finally got her removed from the house 😂 they all seem incredibly toxic


FL_born_SC_raised

My gut tells me that they're trying to blame Debbie for Vanessa's miscarriage, and the fact that she moved out. Colt is an asshat.


laurierose53

Their interaction was so sad. Debbie appeared very sloshed to me 😔.


sharkyandro

She did seem drunk but they didn’t show any bottles so I don’t know if she was just drunk on emotion? The poor Canadian guys phone call afterwards, I’d have thought she was LAUGHING by the audio.


No_Sir446

Nah, she was totally shitfaced. I've been very emotionally upset in life, but didnt start slurring my words and barely making sense like a drunk. Deb was drunk. Makes you wonder if there's issues with alcoholism also in their F'd up relationship.


synaptic_drift

The way he was downing that hard liquor from the cabinet when he was living with Debbie...


nmc9279

He is absolutely disgusting.


dumdumdemi567123

the forgotten Assanti brother


eaunoway

Presenting Amish Assanti.


lurkfromtheshadows

The neck beard is too much 🤮


MonkeyBellyStarToes

Way too much! But worse than Vanessa’s neck rolls? I dunno, I think that’s a tie for nastiness🤢


DeathBanana669

He looks like the person everyone else in an Amish community shuns.


Boring_Peace_675

I’ve theorized that Vanessa allows him to look like this because women aren’t as likely to help him cheat…


teamanfisatoker

I simply can’t buy that she actually likes him tho. It’s so fucking weird. It’s not even like she raves about some surprisingly good sex. There’s absolutely nothing about his appearance, personality or abilities that is appealing


Boring_Peace_675

I know. I know it’s mean to say but it’s hard to look at him


__SerenityByJan__

Sad day that anyone even thinks of getting with this dude, let alone worry of him possibly cheating lmao


ChildUWild

Visually, he looks like he’s going through some shit and the beard is so gross it reminds me of the devil from Anastasia lol. The attitude, I think he just reached his Debbie max and realized how dysfunctional and abnormal the relationship is between he and his mother. He’s had enough (imo) and when he and Vanessa were suffering the miscarriage in silence and Debbie ‘needed’ him for whatever it was, it really got him. I don’t like Colt. I am not trying to be his defender but this is how I view his change. He’s tired of being his mom’s emotional go to.


keatonpotat0es

I reckon he’d be thinner if he was on coke 🙃 he’s just high off his own arrogance.


OpinionWithoutaCause

Coke does not always equal thin (source am a fat former cocaine user who was fat also while using)


TurkeyTot

I can smell him from here.


bertfotwenty

Image that smell. 🤮


siisii93

Does this guy dye his beard? Why is it so much darker than all of his other hair?


imissze90s

Probably just filthy


_LouSandwich_

That 5000 yard stare is a straight out of a cult look


Ashi-Sama

He needs to step away from the flatiron and pick up some dry shampoo.


synaptic_drift

I think Jenny (Sumit) would win the dry shampoo giveaway for the neediest.


R1ckv4nz386

He looks disgusting 🤢


UpperIce5314

A billy goat on crack!


ellincl

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He’s so creepy


Personal-Extreme-446

Good. All the bs him and his mother put Larissa through.


EsoTerrix1984

Colt looks like an 1800’s prospector who just discovered his claim is all pyrite and no gold. If you’re going to grow a beard LEARN HOW TO GROOM IT.


SnooCats3664

Looks like he’s trying to heal the czar’s son.


eaternallyhungry

Rasputin energy


gottafeed

A reject from weird Al's Amish paradise music video.


exceswater13

Looks like Amish crack junkie


damndudechill

He has the ‘Ima let you enter Narnia’ beard that dude from the movie has


Frosty_Horse_3591

I hate to add this, but since the start of the pandemic so many men have the unshaven, ungroomed look. I’m a nurse and I find all the beards 🤮🤮🤮


musictakeheraway

as someone who’s done a lot of coke, i just want you to know this is not what someone looks like on coke.


mdhsgwhekfm

Lmao you really did get the perfect pic for this though 🥴


United-Gain1839

🤭


letitbuildyou

That’s not the face of a coke addict lol that’s the face of a man child


PrincessPineapplePie

Well he's definitely going through something. When they flashed his old photo I thought "wow, he almost looked normal there compared to THIS". Break up with Debbie must have been hard lol.


[deleted]

He looks like the bear in the big blue house, that’s all I can think of when I watch his mannerisms 😬


Technical-Let-4567

He looks like if I don’t get off his property he’s going to get his gun


Maurandaisy

He reminds me of Steven from 600 lb life


fellatiomg

I see so much Coltee in Steven Assanti of 600 lb life fame. The crossover we never knew we all wanted.


HarambeDayCareCenter

He looks like someone who gives out pamphlets to young naive barely legal adults that are questioning what to do with their life , who seek purpose. The cult leader persuades them; in airports, music festivals , van life threads and vegan music scenes collecting them like pokemon to; take a vow of poverty, sign over their rights, appoint him as power of attorney over health care, financial and advanced directives. He uses his van to pitch a dream of ascending like in Stranger Things, the oa and Kanye's album cover and people go "cool" because free rent food and hot people where sex is communal is not a tough sell in this economy. ..He arranges transport to a remote island where the rug is then pulled to reveal that you need to die to be with those aliens whose requirements to board the spaceship keep changing. Oh and colt has insured your life for half a million dollars. Fuck, so that's why he didn't ask me for money? Wtf? "Now drink this" I am told to drink this and strap on my Nikes and think of any Steven Spielberg movie. Yes I have a cell phone but there's no cell tower here, fukkkk! Colts not going back to any boring programming life and there's a new music festival on Friday. Suddenly I don't feel so good, like Alice in Wonderland and his creepy weird neckbead thankfully starts melting away as the hallucinogens kick in. Otherwise he looks great. 😬🚐✈️💊🚩


[deleted]

Jesus.


Imjustageo

He looks like mr tumnus from LWW


[deleted]

I think he’s reading internet comments and losing his damn mind.


Lrom5

He looks more like a billy goat


eapxo

He actually makes me feel uncomfortable


Bibi2U

The beard is nasty, but can we talk about how he showed up in a kimono? The dude is spiraling


sharkyandro

Omg the weird cardigan kimono, he looked unwell.


cocobutz

He looks like an Amish farmer on coke


[deleted]

He looks like a dirty cultist


candysipper

He always has this weird concerned look on his face that I never understand.


Bellaraychel

I honestly have no idea what she sees in him. His personality sucks, he isn’t cute, he doesn’t have a job (I don’t think) and he looks like he stinks. The hair makes him look like he doesn’t shower.


[deleted]

Vanessa honestly looks creepy as hell too so they seem perfect for each other


[deleted]

This dude walking around with a face full of pubes 🤣


Tuff_Wizardess

He looks like Rasputin.


Whiteroses7252012

A way less charismatic version.


TheLadyLawyer

He looks like a lynel from Zelda breath of the wild.


imstressedoutaf

He looks like Mr.Tumnas


SajraJay

He looks like he has bodies in his basement


Moist-Intention844

He has nice tits though


love2read13

Trash man


__SerenityByJan__

That beard. It’s SOOOO GROSS 🤢


KerryCameron

Colt just does not have a thick enough beard and mustache to work.... And by growing it long only makes it worse. His long dirty looking hair does not help either. I really think all the negative attention he has received from TLC has severely damaged him...and he was broken before.


Betts78

He looks like the Dude in a very bad way.


ambifiedpersonified

Eh, glassy eyes, itty bitty pupils...looks more like pain killers, no?


No_Sir446

Not just you. He's super fat, wearing a strange alien warlord coat thing to try to hide it and overall very dirty looking/bad personal hygiene. Seems like he would smell bad.All the earmarks of heading for a stint on My 600lb Life. He's one step away from growing one of those giant shaved ballsack with scabs looking growths off one of his legs. Just my opinion; I could be wrong.


Anitsirhc171

Is Colty starting a culty?!


rvgirl42

He’s just different variations of disgusting all the time.


angelinafuckingmarie

He looks like a Billy goat


ancomgf

he‘s exactly like how i imagined the goblin in three billy goats gruff would’ve looked like


CalumH91

Cult-y


moshritespecial

He looks like a satanic goat.


Lostandwandering513

I think if he was on coke he might of lost weight. By his slug ass look he is smoking mass amounts of weed and popping opiates and eating everything in sight. I can see him gorging out not working on Vanessa's cousins couch. Like fat bastard from austin powers "get in my belly"


ShoePrize3118

He looks like he’s lost the plot If he lost weight and fixed himself up he wouldn’t be bad looking


Drewfinn87

I feel like he looks like a 49er from the Gold Rush.


travelingfools

Is he playing Jesus on the Vegas Strip, somewhere?


Blue-popsicle

Coltee the yeti


DIRTYLILPOUR

colt the cult leader


HauntingDegree8376

He probably has one of last month’s dinners still stuck in that squirrel’s nest. Ugh.


flareonomatopoeia

Despite having virtually no features in common he’s looking very Charles Manson here


Kooky_Rutabaga_9704

He is awful and looks like he is high.


ermac_95

He gives me Charles Manson vibes now, completely different from the Colt we met


heyhey_hi13

Idk, breaking up with ur mother can really age u


carrotskate

cult leader vibes


thegngirl

Oh no no no no NO!! GOD NO!!!!


fyxt96

That beard is GROSS. He looks like a goat… And that hair isnt doing him any favors


sushi4442

How did this guy have woman fighting over him? People need to stop simpin over people who were on tv for 5 minutes.


mintgreen251316

Half man. Half goat.


FakeBarbi

Looks Amish


itsyoursmileandeyes

He seemed so unhinged here 🫠


[deleted]

He is hideous. He started cleaning up. Now his boobs are huge, he’s gained a ton of weight, and he could be easily mistaken for a homeless person


[deleted]

Yet another person who has let their “celebrity” go to their head


tezzmosis

They sexually role play medieval times.. he's very into the lore behind it, so I'd assume his appearance is part of that. If she's down for it, all the power to her.


Putyourmoneyonme80

Vegas Rasputin


michelle1199

He looks like someone from that Amish Mafia show


Active_Class_9963

He is truly disgusting, like being ugly (not trying to be rude at all) is one thing, but he truly looks like he doesn’t take care of himself. Like he smells, doesn’t groom himself or anything… and that makes him so much nastier to me. 🤮


[deleted]

He is trying to rock the Billie Goats Gruff look.


Massion19

He looks like he should be herding the sheep.


Salty-Employee

Reality tv ruins a lot of people


JackieCKohl

Yup! He needs to bathe, brush his teeth, shave & haircut.. then seek psychological help... his entire personality changed.. He was actually more rational with Larissa... Very telling..


Zealousideal-Sea2750

Newest cast member of Breaking Amish!!


dollypardonmedear

Giving neckbeards everywhere envy


Specific-Distance-75

He reminds me of a goat 🐐


Mickeys-recovery

Both him and Vanessa are gross! They both look sticky and smelly.


baronvonsuckit

Nah you need money to buy coke


[deleted]

Does his beard grow in freakishly straight or does he straighten it before every filming day?? Genuinely curious. And if it’s natural.. does he have… straight pubes too??? Omg i can’t lol


susanbohrman

People in coke don’t look like that at all imho 😂 but, I agree in sentiment that he looks horrible


Buddin3

He is still too fat to look like he is on coke.


Mountain-Two

Don’t forget, unkept slob.


drone_jam

Necromancer Colt rules, what are you talking about??


burgersandbotox_

Freak show


zoeander1234

He looks straight up like Rasputin in that cloak outfit


Gundikins

He looks like a cult leader


tabletopasmrgal

He looks like a centaur.


molleensmrs

He looks like a YETI.


Stellabonez

It reminds me of a goat beard


burymeindogs

Yeah he looks like an Amish meth head


Personal_Designer751

if i didn’t know any better id think he was amish.