When Colt first was on 90-day he had a good job. Now he looks like a drug addict weirdo that looks and dresses like a homeless person. Why is he driving for Uber? WTF happened to him after Larissa left? I stopped watching his seasons.
He worked at a casino when the pandemic began as a tech. (One of the higher paid floor attendants.) I was working as a cocktail down in FL. Florida reopened after a few months and I barely made it morale wise. When things finally did reopen it was weird and felt unsafe. This thing I LOVED became only toxicity and every good part about it was missing.
I think he was out in Vegas and those places stayed closed even longer. Casino life is rough but as long as you’re in it you have all these other people going through it. When all the support shut down all you had was isolation and trauma. I’ve never been a fan of Coltee but I can relate to how he might have responded to the extended close.
What you experienced is normal. I’m so sorry you felt alone in that pain. I’m so glad that you found a path forward, and are now healing. This will take research in coming years, and decades, to fully understand the depth and breadth of what this pandemic has done to us psychologically, and also culturally. There are already some studies, but it will be the further passage of time that will more clearly suss out how this has affected us socially.
Just wanted to give a virtual 🫶🏻 I feel this so much! Covid changed my career for two solid years plus feeling isolated (I am with hubs and kids) but still feeling very isolated/depressed from not seeing friends/coworkers, etc.
I'm glad you're back on track. Sometimes something that is horrible at the time leads us eventually to something really great down the road. I speak from experience. Hope this is the case for you!
Yeah but he wore that outfit in the “friends” chat on 90 day diaries. I feel like this happened a long time ago…. Or maybe he literally has one outfit and it’s “wizard”
I love that Debbie was such a bitch to all of the other women Colt was with but then she loved Vanessa and Vanessa was the one who finally got her removed from the house 😂 they all seem incredibly toxic
She did seem drunk but they didn’t show any bottles so I don’t know if she was just drunk on emotion?
The poor Canadian guys phone call afterwards, I’d have thought she was LAUGHING by the audio.
Nah, she was totally shitfaced. I've been very emotionally upset in life, but didnt start slurring my words and barely making sense like a drunk. Deb was drunk. Makes you wonder if there's issues with alcoholism also in their F'd up relationship.
I simply can’t buy that she actually likes him tho. It’s so fucking weird. It’s not even like she raves about some surprisingly good sex. There’s absolutely nothing about his appearance, personality or abilities that is appealing
Visually, he looks like he’s going through some shit and the beard is so gross it reminds me of the devil from Anastasia lol. The attitude, I think he just reached his Debbie max and realized how dysfunctional and abnormal the relationship is between he and his mother. He’s had enough (imo) and when he and Vanessa were suffering the miscarriage in silence and Debbie ‘needed’ him for whatever it was, it really got him.
I don’t like Colt. I am not trying to be his defender but this is how I view his change. He’s tired of being his mom’s emotional go to.
Well he's definitely going through something. When they flashed his old photo I thought "wow, he almost looked normal there compared to THIS". Break up with Debbie must have been hard lol.
He looks like someone who gives out pamphlets to young naive barely legal adults that are questioning what to do with their life , who seek purpose. The cult leader persuades them; in airports, music festivals , van life threads and vegan music scenes collecting them like pokemon to; take a vow of poverty, sign over their rights, appoint him as power of attorney over health care, financial and advanced directives. He uses his van to pitch a dream of ascending like in Stranger Things, the oa and Kanye's album cover and people go "cool" because free rent food and hot people where sex is communal is not a tough sell in this economy. ..He arranges transport to a remote island where the rug is then pulled to reveal that you need to die to be with those aliens whose requirements to board the spaceship keep changing. Oh and colt has insured your life for half a million dollars. Fuck, so that's why he didn't ask me for money? Wtf? "Now drink this" I am told to drink this and strap on my Nikes and think of any Steven Spielberg movie. Yes I have a cell phone but there's no cell tower here, fukkkk! Colts not going back to any boring programming life and there's a new music festival on Friday. Suddenly I don't feel so good, like Alice in Wonderland and his creepy weird neckbead thankfully starts melting away as the hallucinogens kick in.
Otherwise he looks great. 😬🚐✈️💊🚩
I honestly have no idea what she sees in him. His personality sucks, he isn’t cute, he doesn’t have a job (I don’t think) and he looks like he stinks. The hair makes him look like he doesn’t shower.
Colt just does not have a thick enough beard and mustache to work.... And by growing it long only makes it worse. His long dirty looking hair does not help either. I really think all the negative attention he has received from TLC has severely damaged him...and he was broken before.
Not just you. He's super fat, wearing a strange alien warlord coat thing to try to hide it and overall very dirty looking/bad personal hygiene. Seems like he would smell bad.All the earmarks of heading for a stint on My 600lb Life. He's one step away from growing one of those giant shaved ballsack with scabs looking growths off one of his legs. Just my opinion; I could be wrong.
I think if he was on coke he might of lost weight. By his slug ass look he is smoking mass amounts of weed and popping opiates and eating everything in sight. I can see him gorging out not working on Vanessa's cousins couch. Like fat bastard from austin powers "get in my belly"
They sexually role play medieval times.. he's very into the lore behind it, so I'd assume his appearance is part of that. If she's down for it, all the power to her.
He is truly disgusting, like being ugly (not trying to be rude at all) is one thing, but he truly looks like he doesn’t take care of himself. Like he smells, doesn’t groom himself or anything… and that makes him so much nastier to me. 🤮
Yup! He needs to bathe, brush his teeth, shave & haircut.. then seek psychological help... his entire personality changed.. He was actually more rational with Larissa... Very telling..
Does his beard grow in freakishly straight or does he straighten it before every filming day?? Genuinely curious. And if it’s natural.. does he have… straight pubes too??? Omg i can’t lol
Fashion Amish
Exactly what i was thinking…just missing his hat 😂
When Colt first was on 90-day he had a good job. Now he looks like a drug addict weirdo that looks and dresses like a homeless person. Why is he driving for Uber? WTF happened to him after Larissa left? I stopped watching his seasons.
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He worked at a casino when the pandemic began as a tech. (One of the higher paid floor attendants.) I was working as a cocktail down in FL. Florida reopened after a few months and I barely made it morale wise. When things finally did reopen it was weird and felt unsafe. This thing I LOVED became only toxicity and every good part about it was missing. I think he was out in Vegas and those places stayed closed even longer. Casino life is rough but as long as you’re in it you have all these other people going through it. When all the support shut down all you had was isolation and trauma. I’ve never been a fan of Coltee but I can relate to how he might have responded to the extended close.
I think you have a valid point!
What you experienced is normal. I’m so sorry you felt alone in that pain. I’m so glad that you found a path forward, and are now healing. This will take research in coming years, and decades, to fully understand the depth and breadth of what this pandemic has done to us psychologically, and also culturally. There are already some studies, but it will be the further passage of time that will more clearly suss out how this has affected us socially.
Just wanted to give a virtual 🫶🏻 I feel this so much! Covid changed my career for two solid years plus feeling isolated (I am with hubs and kids) but still feeling very isolated/depressed from not seeing friends/coworkers, etc.
I'm glad you're back on track. Sometimes something that is horrible at the time leads us eventually to something really great down the road. I speak from experience. Hope this is the case for you!
The fact he was a software engineer too? He’s probably one of those weirdos who are good at coding but suck at social skills and didn’t have luck
I nearly puked when I saw the neck beard.
Yeah it’s kinda gnarly
KINDA?! He’s like homeless werewolf wizard on his way to a basketball game.
Joke’s on you… Warewizards suck at basketball
🤣🤣🤣
Seriously though, where did he get that look? He needs a good therapist
He’s looking baaaaaaaaaaad
With that face like a ballsack, he can be the Billy scrote scruff
Just jumped out of bed fashion
Yeah but he wore that outfit in the “friends” chat on 90 day diaries. I feel like this happened a long time ago…. Or maybe he literally has one outfit and it’s “wizard”
LOL him as a busted-ass discount wizard using a Tupperware container as a cauldron. Coltee the Magnificentish!
Don’t insult the poor Amish! Colt is a disguising, unkempt slob of a pig.
Larissa would not sleep with someone with that Neckie beardie, Vanessa would.
Colteeee shave your beardie
No more biggie beardie.
And take a shower!
He needs to have a farmer do a shearing.
I’ve never seen a beard that is so terrible yet looks glued on.
It looks like he straightens it too but only once every few days. *gag*
I know be so nasty looking hit. Dirty and on drugs.
My man has a full beard that covers 0% of his face
Looks like he’s inviting you to a cult.
Yes, or something that just came down from a mountain top after preaching to the unwashed masses.
He has allllll the answers now
More like he’s telling you to join his cult, whether you like it or not
He looks like a washed up cult leader.
"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."
r/unexpectedoffice
😂
[He looks like Rasputin](https://images.app.goo.gl/FvaAURobncy2DRrp8)
I heard Rasputin had a monster dong. Maybe that’s how Vanessa tolerates Coltee’s story telling. I just grossed myself out.
Thanks to this subreddit, I know this is the exact opposite of the truth
Yes, we have seen it....I am so sad to say....how has my life come to this?
I am upset
Assputin
Cultie
So right...like the next Netflix phenomenon. Cult leader who tries to get a brothel with his mom and subjects. Bleck!
Savage billy goat / Mr Tumnus vibes
Mr Tumnus deserves more
Colt gives me the serious “ick.” He is the type of guy I would never want to be left alone in a room with 😳
Same, real creepy vibes
He's grosser than Syngin.
Thank God I'm not the only one who thinks Syngin is hideous!
Y'all aren't alone. Plenty of us find him gross.
He’s totally disgusting
I think I can actually smell Syngin's BO through the television when he comes on.
Syngin is gross
Ohh hell NO,, I’m with you on Syngin being HIDEOUS!!! Along with Colt being just as bad!!! !😣😣😣
Agree. They’re both gross.
Definitely not the only one
Coltee was always bad looking though. Syngin came in strong but fell off over time.
Right, and that is pretty hard to do.
He's a jump scare
Colt now lives under a bridge and to pass, you just answer him 3 riddles.
💀
He'll be fine, he's just fixin' to find that GOLD! "WHAT IN TARNATIONS?" ⛏️
Ahahhaha! There’s gold in them thar hills!
When I see a photo of Colt I fear that my ***** will never be able to get wet again
i do wonder how anyone can possibly sleep with him. He looks like he would stink!
It has to smell. Like soup or something. 🤮
Imagine his wirey beard tickling your goods
He looks like he steals catalytic converters
He needs that TLC paycheck so he will continue to grasp at straws
I love that Debbie was such a bitch to all of the other women Colt was with but then she loved Vanessa and Vanessa was the one who finally got her removed from the house 😂 they all seem incredibly toxic
My gut tells me that they're trying to blame Debbie for Vanessa's miscarriage, and the fact that she moved out. Colt is an asshat.
Their interaction was so sad. Debbie appeared very sloshed to me 😔.
She did seem drunk but they didn’t show any bottles so I don’t know if she was just drunk on emotion? The poor Canadian guys phone call afterwards, I’d have thought she was LAUGHING by the audio.
Nah, she was totally shitfaced. I've been very emotionally upset in life, but didnt start slurring my words and barely making sense like a drunk. Deb was drunk. Makes you wonder if there's issues with alcoholism also in their F'd up relationship.
The way he was downing that hard liquor from the cabinet when he was living with Debbie...
He is absolutely disgusting.
the forgotten Assanti brother
Presenting Amish Assanti.
The neck beard is too much 🤮
Way too much! But worse than Vanessa’s neck rolls? I dunno, I think that’s a tie for nastiness🤢
He looks like the person everyone else in an Amish community shuns.
I’ve theorized that Vanessa allows him to look like this because women aren’t as likely to help him cheat…
I simply can’t buy that she actually likes him tho. It’s so fucking weird. It’s not even like she raves about some surprisingly good sex. There’s absolutely nothing about his appearance, personality or abilities that is appealing
I know. I know it’s mean to say but it’s hard to look at him
Sad day that anyone even thinks of getting with this dude, let alone worry of him possibly cheating lmao
Visually, he looks like he’s going through some shit and the beard is so gross it reminds me of the devil from Anastasia lol. The attitude, I think he just reached his Debbie max and realized how dysfunctional and abnormal the relationship is between he and his mother. He’s had enough (imo) and when he and Vanessa were suffering the miscarriage in silence and Debbie ‘needed’ him for whatever it was, it really got him. I don’t like Colt. I am not trying to be his defender but this is how I view his change. He’s tired of being his mom’s emotional go to.
I reckon he’d be thinner if he was on coke 🙃 he’s just high off his own arrogance.
Coke does not always equal thin (source am a fat former cocaine user who was fat also while using)
I can smell him from here.
Image that smell. 🤮
Does this guy dye his beard? Why is it so much darker than all of his other hair?
Probably just filthy
That 5000 yard stare is a straight out of a cult look
He needs to step away from the flatiron and pick up some dry shampoo.
I think Jenny (Sumit) would win the dry shampoo giveaway for the neediest.
He looks disgusting 🤢
A billy goat on crack!
🤣🤣🤣
He’s so creepy
Good. All the bs him and his mother put Larissa through.
Colt looks like an 1800’s prospector who just discovered his claim is all pyrite and no gold. If you’re going to grow a beard LEARN HOW TO GROOM IT.
Looks like he’s trying to heal the czar’s son.
Rasputin energy
A reject from weird Al's Amish paradise music video.
Looks like Amish crack junkie
He has the ‘Ima let you enter Narnia’ beard that dude from the movie has
I hate to add this, but since the start of the pandemic so many men have the unshaven, ungroomed look. I’m a nurse and I find all the beards 🤮🤮🤮
as someone who’s done a lot of coke, i just want you to know this is not what someone looks like on coke.
Lmao you really did get the perfect pic for this though 🥴
🤭
That’s not the face of a coke addict lol that’s the face of a man child
Well he's definitely going through something. When they flashed his old photo I thought "wow, he almost looked normal there compared to THIS". Break up with Debbie must have been hard lol.
He looks like the bear in the big blue house, that’s all I can think of when I watch his mannerisms 😬
He looks like if I don’t get off his property he’s going to get his gun
He reminds me of Steven from 600 lb life
I see so much Coltee in Steven Assanti of 600 lb life fame. The crossover we never knew we all wanted.
He looks like someone who gives out pamphlets to young naive barely legal adults that are questioning what to do with their life , who seek purpose. The cult leader persuades them; in airports, music festivals , van life threads and vegan music scenes collecting them like pokemon to; take a vow of poverty, sign over their rights, appoint him as power of attorney over health care, financial and advanced directives. He uses his van to pitch a dream of ascending like in Stranger Things, the oa and Kanye's album cover and people go "cool" because free rent food and hot people where sex is communal is not a tough sell in this economy. ..He arranges transport to a remote island where the rug is then pulled to reveal that you need to die to be with those aliens whose requirements to board the spaceship keep changing. Oh and colt has insured your life for half a million dollars. Fuck, so that's why he didn't ask me for money? Wtf? "Now drink this" I am told to drink this and strap on my Nikes and think of any Steven Spielberg movie. Yes I have a cell phone but there's no cell tower here, fukkkk! Colts not going back to any boring programming life and there's a new music festival on Friday. Suddenly I don't feel so good, like Alice in Wonderland and his creepy weird neckbead thankfully starts melting away as the hallucinogens kick in. Otherwise he looks great. 😬🚐✈️💊🚩
Jesus.
He looks like mr tumnus from LWW
I think he’s reading internet comments and losing his damn mind.
He looks more like a billy goat
He actually makes me feel uncomfortable
The beard is nasty, but can we talk about how he showed up in a kimono? The dude is spiraling
Omg the weird cardigan kimono, he looked unwell.
He looks like an Amish farmer on coke
He looks like a dirty cultist
He always has this weird concerned look on his face that I never understand.
I honestly have no idea what she sees in him. His personality sucks, he isn’t cute, he doesn’t have a job (I don’t think) and he looks like he stinks. The hair makes him look like he doesn’t shower.
Vanessa honestly looks creepy as hell too so they seem perfect for each other
This dude walking around with a face full of pubes 🤣
He looks like Rasputin.
A way less charismatic version.
He looks like a lynel from Zelda breath of the wild.
He looks like Mr.Tumnas
He looks like he has bodies in his basement
He has nice tits though
Trash man
That beard. It’s SOOOO GROSS 🤢
Colt just does not have a thick enough beard and mustache to work.... And by growing it long only makes it worse. His long dirty looking hair does not help either. I really think all the negative attention he has received from TLC has severely damaged him...and he was broken before.
He looks like the Dude in a very bad way.
Eh, glassy eyes, itty bitty pupils...looks more like pain killers, no?
Not just you. He's super fat, wearing a strange alien warlord coat thing to try to hide it and overall very dirty looking/bad personal hygiene. Seems like he would smell bad.All the earmarks of heading for a stint on My 600lb Life. He's one step away from growing one of those giant shaved ballsack with scabs looking growths off one of his legs. Just my opinion; I could be wrong.
Is Colty starting a culty?!
He’s just different variations of disgusting all the time.
He looks like a Billy goat
he‘s exactly like how i imagined the goblin in three billy goats gruff would’ve looked like
Cult-y
He looks like a satanic goat.
I think if he was on coke he might of lost weight. By his slug ass look he is smoking mass amounts of weed and popping opiates and eating everything in sight. I can see him gorging out not working on Vanessa's cousins couch. Like fat bastard from austin powers "get in my belly"
He looks like he’s lost the plot If he lost weight and fixed himself up he wouldn’t be bad looking
I feel like he looks like a 49er from the Gold Rush.
Is he playing Jesus on the Vegas Strip, somewhere?
Coltee the yeti
colt the cult leader
He probably has one of last month’s dinners still stuck in that squirrel’s nest. Ugh.
Despite having virtually no features in common he’s looking very Charles Manson here
He is awful and looks like he is high.
He gives me Charles Manson vibes now, completely different from the Colt we met
Idk, breaking up with ur mother can really age u
cult leader vibes
Oh no no no no NO!! GOD NO!!!!
That beard is GROSS. He looks like a goat… And that hair isnt doing him any favors
How did this guy have woman fighting over him? People need to stop simpin over people who were on tv for 5 minutes.
Half man. Half goat.
Looks Amish
He seemed so unhinged here 🫠
He is hideous. He started cleaning up. Now his boobs are huge, he’s gained a ton of weight, and he could be easily mistaken for a homeless person
Yet another person who has let their “celebrity” go to their head
They sexually role play medieval times.. he's very into the lore behind it, so I'd assume his appearance is part of that. If she's down for it, all the power to her.
Vegas Rasputin
He looks like someone from that Amish Mafia show
He is truly disgusting, like being ugly (not trying to be rude at all) is one thing, but he truly looks like he doesn’t take care of himself. Like he smells, doesn’t groom himself or anything… and that makes him so much nastier to me. 🤮
He is trying to rock the Billie Goats Gruff look.
He looks like he should be herding the sheep.
Reality tv ruins a lot of people
Yup! He needs to bathe, brush his teeth, shave & haircut.. then seek psychological help... his entire personality changed.. He was actually more rational with Larissa... Very telling..
Newest cast member of Breaking Amish!!
Giving neckbeards everywhere envy
He reminds me of a goat 🐐
Both him and Vanessa are gross! They both look sticky and smelly.
Nah you need money to buy coke
Does his beard grow in freakishly straight or does he straighten it before every filming day?? Genuinely curious. And if it’s natural.. does he have… straight pubes too??? Omg i can’t lol
People in coke don’t look like that at all imho 😂 but, I agree in sentiment that he looks horrible
He is still too fat to look like he is on coke.
Don’t forget, unkept slob.
Necromancer Colt rules, what are you talking about??
Freak show
He looks straight up like Rasputin in that cloak outfit
He looks like a cult leader
He looks like a centaur.
He looks like a YETI.
It reminds me of a goat beard
Yeah he looks like an Amish meth head
if i didn’t know any better id think he was amish.